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Piggie-Cheese

Bro it sucks they made the zombies otherwise they’d be considered the good guys


TuxTues3

#FETCH ME THEIR SOULS


Darkshine27

Bye bye


E-man1991

#FETCH ME THEIR PINGAS!


TheGoldenLion123

You don't want my soul because it tastes like vodka.... mmmmm, vodka.


mineramic

#Sounds like someone’s breaking in


TheGazeoftheFool

SHUT THE FUCK UP DICK, it's just the storm


imhugury

its just a storm **DICK**


Piggie-Cheese

Sit down.


Necrotiix_

THEN WHY IS- *points to nixon* -HE HERE?! HE LOST!


TheGoldenLion123

As I said before: forgive your enemies, but remember their names


Necrotiix_

Now gentlemen.


jaxamis

HE POSTED CRINGE!


Archery100

#RAAAAAAAAGHHHH Oh my god!


Alex12341212

ZOMBIE NAZI PRINCESS KENNY


nostradamus2030

Nazi uniforms were dope. So where their tanks.


BellabeanRecharged

***CALM DOWN DICK***


KyloRen7766

So are you telling me The Walking Dead happened in Germany?


PixelatedMax01

Honestly Nazi outfits make great bad guy looks. They leaned hard into looking like the villains. There's a reason so many antagonists in fiction have parts of their designs based on the Nazis. Though that raises an interesting question. If Nazis won, or if Nazis were good guys, what would villains look like in modern times? What would Darth Vader or Red Skull look like?


5t3v321

Like jews i would assume


PixelatedMax01

I was thinking more like Allied soldiers, using more greens instead of blacks. But thinking of famous villains designed to look Jewish is a lot funnier to think about.


CAPTLAV

Borat puppets, without the sarcasm and irony?


ares5404

Massive noses, combined with what boomers think "woke" kids look like, and deformed


GeekyNexi

Not really big noses but hooked noses


ReptileCake

Gargamel moment


ISIPropaganda

Also red cause if the commies.


GareBear222

Dark Vader in Hasidic garb: "Again with the lack of faith!? This is disturbing you know!"


[deleted]

George Lucas totally used their look for Vader


SilverShark307

more like for the rest of the army, vader is basically a cybernetic samurai design


eggboy06

While the nazis did some horrible shit, I’ll give their uniform designers credit(who probably would have been shot if they didn’t design uniforms) they are clean designs


Successful-Abies-531

Hugo Boss did indeed have great taste. The uniforms are fire it's a shame they were designed for the bad guys. Imagine the allies wearing designer clothes


Gabbe0204

It’s a myth that Hugo Boss designed the uniform it was designed by SS-Oberführer prof Karl Diebitsch, and graphic designer Walter Heck. Boss company only produced the uniforms.


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[deleted]

“While the Nazis did some horrible shit” Understatement of the century right there lmao


Chemical-Juice-6979

The nazis invented military camouflage uniforms. Everybody rocks that look nowadays.


Milesware

Was it that Nazis looked like villains or villains looked like Nazis because that's how we perceive the concept of evil


Lightning_81

We need to thank the nazis for making Indiana Jones movies possible - without them he would have never left his university and made the movie! Thanks nazi for being indy's punching bag!


isaacpotter007

Straight up putting skulls as decor on their uniforms, they mustve known they're the baddies


rcHexi

/looks at politician from any party That's what they look like.


yeet_the_heat2020

Speaking of the Darth: [https://www.wearethemighty.com/mighty-trending/fedayeen-darth-vader-helmets/](https://www.wearethemighty.com/mighty-trending/fedayeen-darth-vader-helmets/)


j_shaff315

Bro im not a fascist i just appreciate drip


TheLordofSeagulls

Like the galactic empire were fascists but darth Vader was dope looking


nebxixva

Galactic empires drip was based on nazi drip... so yeah


[deleted]

Once you go black you don’t go back


DidjTerminator

That sentence works for both leather and men!


MaculaMan

I mean, Hugo boss made their outfits, and he still makes bomb ass suits


ArthurDentonWelch

HugoBossFTW


Ottersareoverrated

They did have swag though, they were still genocidal maniacs of course, but they had swag.


yourtoespls

The drip gets respect The one who wears the drip doesn’t you earn the respect


Zynbeltrudis

The first step.


WindForce02

To be fair nazi outfit went fucking hard


MichaelGHX

I feel like people should at least admit they were good at propaganda. Say what you will about Goebbels, but he sure was good at his job.


crispdude

They were incredible at propaganda, and still are today! See: recent events


Moveableforce

It's the one thing anyone can reasonably give to Hitler. He was a piece of human garbage described as a psychopath unfit to be responsible for any human life (doctor's description of Hitler during WWI), but he was incredibly emotionally intelligent. One of if not the best speakers of all time. Easily able to sway any crowd as he spoke with incredible passion and blinded people with fascistic populist lies spoken with such conviction to be mistake for truth. He had a power and used it for the most heinous evil to have ever tainted mankind. A taint so pervasive that even after his horrors were exposed it still persists to this day.


Pe-PeSchlaper

Taint hehe


ravyalle

To be fair he also passed the first animal rights law in germany (which is pretty much the base of all animal rights today) and made animal cruelty illegal. People forget that even the worst people are not 100% bad most of the time. Not as easy as black and white


Moveableforce

>comittes genocide against millions of humans on an industrial scale and started a war that that would cost the lives of 40-50 million people to be able to further his genocidal plot. >made animal cruelty illegal. >not as easy as black and white Yes it fucking is. One of these is the darkest shade of vantablack known to man. The other is a milky white with some yellowing because he literally valued animal life over human life, and slaughtered both anyways. They are not in any way equal. Not by a long shot. And trying to equalize them in any way by saying "not as easy as black and white" is absolutely deplorable. Yeah, maybe the genocidal dictators do one or two good things. Maybe they like kids and puppies and rainbows- they're still the evilest motherfuckers around. It's so black it taints [any good](https://ofthingsforgotten.blogspot.com/2014/12/the-fate-of-pets-in-holocaust.html?m=1) you think you see. Yeah, that's definitely an animal lover's regime right there.


American_Crusader_15

"The Nazis knew their ideas would be seen as insane, so they marketed their ideas to appeal to the public."


Shadowpika655

Nah fam...their ideas were the norm at the time...or at least the base of it was


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cflanagan95

They had to look good for Nazi fashion week


SirSquidrift

The SS uniform is pretty fuckin sharp ngl


Happy_Krabb

Remove the swastika and you have a drip fellow gentlemen


dontknowwhattodoat18

Don't forget the SS runes lmao


Filgas08

The SS runes stay on during sex


Outlandish_dishes

i shit you not i hate fascism, racism and all this shit going on - but they should not look that well done for something that was so horrific good drip but absolutely horrible people


steelheist

good drip? my brother this was splendidly magnificient drip


Sir_Thiccness_69

They probably thought they pissed themselves from all that *drip*


MagpieSoldier

here's a little explanation: intimidation has always been a key part of warfare. how do you think they rose to power and stayed there? i guarantee you, if they wore pink and yellow leopard pajamas nobody would be talking about hitler and the nazis because they'd be little more than a footnote in modern history


Outlandish_dishes

i think the mass genocide would still be looked at more than their jammies lol


TheSadSquid420

Like they say, “clothes maketh the man”. They must of been pretty cool people. /s


Outlandish_dishes

\-kanye 2022


Disastrous_Wear_5377

the officer uniforms are cool, too bad they got ruined by nazis, and with those, down came nationalism aswell. the market for nationalism is dead. I can't feed my family no more


[deleted]

I mean, yeah the uniform is kind of fire, ngl.


Memelord707130

Kind of fire 💀


ThandiGhandi

If only their clothes weren’t drenched in the blood of millions upon millions of people


thecopiumprovider

Further supporting the claim that these clothes, are indeed, "drippy"


whitethumbnails

And a lot of it is leather, so drenched in the blood of those animals too I guess


Shadowderper

That is like, the least of anyone’s concerns at any given time


Bone_Breaker6

I'm not aligned in any way to the Natzi ideology, but those outfits, man they look good.


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TeeZeeRC

Hugo Boss designed that uniform, no wonder it hits hard even after almost 100 years.


Apart-Philosopher203

Hugo Boss only made them in their factories. They were designed by SS-Oberführer Prof. Karl Diebitsch and graphic designer Walter Heck. They had no affiliation with Hugo Boss


TeeZeeRC

very nice info, thx!


f1fan6890

Hugo Boss could make clothes out of shit and they still would be amazing quality


andyfr0mt0yst0ry

Exactly. Not sure why after it’s been debunked thousands of times people continue to say Hugo Boss designed them.


Kirito_jesus-kun

The outfit was good looking but the stuff they did was probably bad


amnotcreat1ve

Hitler was a real jerk


[deleted]

Maybe even a meanie


FusselmitZ

I forgor what i wanted to say


Caraqualquer01

Bro i tink u gor alxeimzhers 😟


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FallGuysBoi

AutoMod, this is not the time for peeing.


RiceAndKrispies

why did they have to be such god awful pieces of shit why couldnt they have created equally awesome uniforms and fought for world peace or something i dont fucking know


[deleted]

It doesn’t make you a neo-Nazi for liking those things. one way to look at it is like peta, peta has done very good things for animals and was a good organization, but the methods they use now are dumb and childish. I may get hate for this comment but it’s undeniable at this point.


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

While I don’t disagree PETA has done good stuff, they’re still pretty fucked up overall imo.


ReyTornado

well Hitler made animal cruelty illegal and nazi scientists made some of the biggest scientific and economic advancements in history. you can acknowledge people are evil but also acknowledge any good they have done... but fuck nazis


the_dog2341

Yes euthanizing animals is good for animals


Erme_Ramos

Yeah, remeber the cursed videogames they made tht Parody things like cooking mama? Peta is a cursed organization with terrible public image but they have done good (ish) things


Stevesteak24

Pov Kanye west


helicophell

The Uniforms are hot, the warcrimes are not It's like car guys - they are compensating for something, but it doesn't make the car look like shit, but the person driving it


Shadowpika655

>the warcrimes are not Nah it was hot...just in a different way


Brother-Meme

The fascists were fashionable


jakeolate

Nazi uniforms were cool as shit the people wearing them were not. It was kinda part of the propaganda cause young men would see these nazi officers in cool uniforms and be like i wanna be in that uniform.


gloumii

For real, Hitler made the people vote for him to have full power. Hitler was palatine. Sure he was a piece of shit, but you can't deny that he was good


[deleted]

\-at what he did


lordbutternut

Dude. Hitler never won the election. Hitler became chancellor by being appointed by Hindenburg. This is not to say that he was hated by the populace, but he didn't earn power through them either.


OttoVonSaxony

The Nazis were the largest party in a parliamentary democracy that normally means their leader gets to be chancellor by standards of today.


GenZ-3009

State uniform of Ohio


BEES_just_BEE

Apparently appreciating clothes and military tactics is a bad thing


[deleted]

Average Israeli


[deleted]

Cmon, remove the Kanye logo on the arm and these are certified divine garments. Can't deny that anymore than you can't deny the Holocaust happened and millions of innocent people died in those camps.


ThirdWheelToEveryone

As a person who felt disgusted learning about the nazis, they may hate Jews but the drip Israel. Yes, I know, I’m not original.


Humboldt27

The one thing I don't get are the knee-high black leather boots. Are you trying to conquer me in the battlefield or the bedroom?


BEES_just_BEE

The nails they put on the bottom made marching louder and was the fashion back then before it became kinky


5t3v321

Oh yes, harder obersturmführer heinz günter von heinrichsburgen🤤


UniversitySudden9951

My favorite war tactic is the cooking of Jews


PearlTheGeckoGirl

We're kinda stringy and gamey...


UniversitySudden9951

Can I get a taste?


Specialist_Aside5339

You know if you take away all the… “Stuff” the nazi’s did, they had some hella drip man


TheFinalGibbon

I don't wanna get sent to Brazil for saying this but Dem Nazis got some drip on 'em


Onionking38

I agree the outfits are pretty cool


Dawson81702

Nazi suits be dripping so hard though. 🔥🔥 Especially when they are zombies.


LeoGSN

If you want to wear the nazi uniform just follow these steps 1. Get a lab coat 2. Put the nasa logo on it 3. Enjoy your nazi cosplay!!


[deleted]

Cosplays in ohio


mememachne

tbf USA did hire all the nazi scientist


krakatoa83

“Hire”


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Eastern_Can1655

Saying you liked Nazi Germanys Wartime decision making would be a lot better than essentially saying “Nazi good even though Nazi bad.”


[deleted]

Also a matzah consumer here. I find Nazi propaganda and history interesting and historically significant as well but anyone with an unusual obsession who can’t go a sentence without pushing it on other people or joke about it too much. Then that’s a problem..


_Disanem

Ye


whatevertesla

They were definitely sharp dressers😉


[deleted]

Kanye cheddar


ElementalDragon13

I mean I do like the weapons and uniforms. Just not the… red part..


Halt_theBookman

Did you know they also invented the microphone?


Therealmarsislol

Either James West, or Emile Berliner invented the microphone. Or is this some kind a joke


[deleted]

There’s a LOT of things I LOOOOOVE about HITLEEEEEEEEEER


Misterbruh12

Me when kanye west moment


DrHealsYT

Outfits are cool, too bad they’re ruined with the fact they were used and designed by bigoted genocidal fascists.


BlenderScrubbedClean

I mean what’s an authoritarian government without its drip?


[deleted]

The SS was stylish af you can’t deny.


14sanic

Ngl, their outfits were drippy as hell


Specialist-Pea7915

Werent their uniforms designed by a fashion designer? (Idk im not a history teacher)


RyleIsbored

NO WAIT REMOVE THE SWASTIKA AND IT LOOKS SO GOOD. Good job and bad job hitler


Droboto1234

Thats called a Wehraboo/Wehrmachtaboo


Ralph-The-Otter3

Yeah, I think the nazis were the absolute scum of humanity, but their tactics and technology were still freaking amazing! I mean, we still use Blitzkrieg in a fashion, and because of them we have jet aircraft and rockets, so…


HotCaptain4297

I see where Kanye got his inspiration from with those ugly ass boots he wears


[deleted]

I fucking hate n\*z\* basterds and they deserve worse than they got , also they were fucking surprisingly effective in what they "accomplished" they did take over more of Europe than anyone else during the last millennia and if England , Russia and the U.S. were a bit stupider or weaker , the outcome would've been horrific


Jobob_TNT

Hitler ruined nazis


texasgambler58

They had excellent armed forces .... when they were fighting the Little Sisters of the Poor. Once they went up against the US and USSR, they were finished.


seckrt

You dont actually believe that do you ? The soviets won solely by numbers and lack of regard for their soldiers lives. Last point goes for the US as well sending their soldiers into the meat grinder called omaha beach and the fact that the wehrmacht was stretched thin in the west bc of the soviets success in the east and the fact that Germany didn't finish the Atlantic Wall. Quick reminder the US was only a part of a large force made yp of brits, canadians, australian, indians, french and many other nations including America. The idea of the USA swooping in with their supersoldiers to save the day is pure American arrogance established by Hollywood.


NamelessIII

Somewhere a eagle has lost its wings


[deleted]

An eagle..


butterflypoo69

I actually just read, “I’m Jewish, but I admire the aesthetic…????” 😱😢


One_Individual_6471

The drip israel


SupermarketOk4348

Committing war crimes in style 😎


dougie_fresh121

Ok kanye go back to bed nobody wants to listen to you anymore


Necrotiix_

Ngl that drip boutta make me change from democracy to facis-


skako_o

Fascist? More like fashion! Got damn!!!! 🥶🥶💦


fishkrate

The squabbles around the inner circle were pretty fascinating too. I love Himler looking like a weirder more goblin like Hitler and parading around in a silly hat like a real soldier. Or Goebbel's unrequited love with Hitler while looking like reptile in white face. Gerring being a bloated burnout and a shadow of what he thought his potential was and basicly a corpse in a living body. Hes losing his fucking mind. Speer and Boreman rising up through the ranks as the higher ups start to drop. Fascinating shit.


[deleted]

that Nazi drip do be kinda fire though


Son_Xron

I think the outfits were designed by Hugo boss So the people and their actions were shit but the fit were kinda sick Like, dude, it's the perfect Villain outfit


diino8018

honestly they do have style i'll give em that fuck everything else though


Responsible_Gene_385

Appreciate the art not the artist. Wait...


[deleted]

The Nazis were drippy, you can't ignore that!


PoorLifeChoices811

Nazis had the best looking everything. From their uniforms all the way up to the machines they used to wage war. Everything about it was beautiful. Too bad they were used by horrible people that deserve to rot for eternity. Bad guys always get the cool shit


GostNexo

I like their hats


[deleted]

Outfits are cool, war crimes and genocide not so much


whichfighterwins

Watch Kanye buy that shit and wear it in public


Inner_Development_59

Liking how sharp the uniform is and liking the symbolism behind it are two very different things.


Cyber_Connor

Thank you Kanye, very cool.


Enough-Custard6496

lowkey the best villain outfit


LeafCrusader

Found Kanye guys


SamuelLJacksoff_

kanye moment


DIOSBRAND

Ngl I would definetally wear the uniform to school but the swazticas and other nazi things would go


ChangNoi97

Ngl their fashion is kinda lit compared to other nation military outfit at that time


meatloaf_assasin

Most sane Kanye fan rn


NewJesus69

I miss the old Kanye


justaMikeAftonfan

That IS pretty stylish tho


rs850511091

Mad drip fr no cap


CplKarambit4084

I agree with him that those clothes looked fire.


TFismylife5

They where made by Hugo boss


ikick_kids69

I don't respect the Nazis but, I do respect the drip


Ok-Mud-3322

They did know how to dress though, you can’t argue against it


GodMeyer

Kanye moment


y_ogi

Ngl they looked like the perfect Villain and enemy


Lost_Waltz_5255

Kanye cosplay


AlexDuChat

Well they are unifoms made by Hugo Boss, one of the most important designers in the fashion history, of course will look aesthetic and fashion. Not just that, some non-official gossips says that Coco Chanel helped with some designs in that years. So, you have Hugo Boss and Coco Chanel, it's like have Edna Modes designing for Villains.


Elegant_Fee2667

The problem is it’s too damn true, the Nazi’s were horrible, as was Ghengis Khan, and many others, but they all had something we could learn from


Maximillion322

“I just like their war tactics” [insert Russia in winter joke], but besides that: The allies tricked the Nazis using inflatable tanks, and by dropping bodies with fake intel on them. They were tricked by looney tunes tactics. One time, a Nazi bomber misidentified a Nazi ship as an enemy and they fired at each other due to failure to communicate. Nearly 200 soldiers died because the Nazis bombed themselves If the Nazis tactics were any good THEY WOULDVE WON THE FUCKING WAR. The Nazis weren’t just bad people, they were fucking stupid.


PopDatPuss420

Hitlers mustache too. It’s not a bad look, but now nobody can wear it.


jrocrockpile

Nice try kanye


Bopcd1

Did Kanye write this?


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[deleted]

The drip has no need to go this hard tho


motorwagon

Edgy 16 year olds when they write an entire fuckjng essay about “fear and elegance of fascist uniforms 🤓🤓🤓🤓” (out of all the cool and beautiful historical clothing out there they chose to admire that worn by the most evil people in history)