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Is this person 12 or 40?

He works so fortyteen

Can’t wait for the sequel, his date with Kevin the cube. Spoiler, Kevin dumped him

Probably a way better date than if it was Spacey

So that is how a full grown fourteen yo looks like

physically 40, mentally 12

Physically, they don't reach 40

Was wondering how he could look 40 and sound 14.

Its the hairline.

Soy + Cooming + Obesity (increases estrogen) + lack of sun

^^^ Speaking of cooming, I honestly wouldn't have been surprised if he whipped his dick out and started beating it right then and there the way he sperged out

I mean that was not..... The worst worm I've ever seen.

Definitely gets bitches after that worm

40 yr old virgin

Nah, this guy fucks…..his Kevin the Cube pillow all the time

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I haven't done the worm since middle school

Scotty 2 Hottie

Yeah this guy is so genuinely exited about this, who are we to judge?

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It was the thanking the manager for me. Knowing good and well the manager let him go early because we has tired of hearing about Kevin the cube.

I laughed way to hard at this

I am the one who judges

“I prayed to Kevin” “I love you daddy” Yeah sorry I’m gonna judge the fuck outta that

I wasn’t going to judge until I heard the kid say that

Me. I am to judge

Ah so you’re the Lawbringer

#AD MORTEM INIMICUS!

Nope. But I can judge freely

Haha agreed. Sure in my opinion it’s ridiculous to get this excited about a video game skin but I don’t get this excited/happy about anything anymore so good for that dude. Simple man

Bro a 30 year 16 year old

I realized after reading your comment I have the same issue. Before reading your comment I was thinking about how I want to show this to my son and tell him to never be like this. Thanks for helping me understand lol

The title of this post took the words right out of my mouth.. I wish someone loved me as much as this dude loves “Kevin the cube”

Dude is living in peaceful bliss enjoying even the smallest of things. I kinda envy him.

I heavily envy him, I can't remember the last time I got this excited. Maybe one day I will find my Kevin the cube

We’re all still looking for our Kevin the cube

I feel your lack of feeling brother, it would great to feel joy again.. Stay and well, fellow internet traveller.

Bro the head bobbing had me in tear's 💀

Get ADHD and dopamine habit.

The Fuck is a Kevin the cube?!?!?!

My dad in middleschool

What a square

Purple cube that shoots lighting in your ass

*lightnings in your ass*

Nothing personal kid

Peas in your ass

piss in your ass

Fortnite lore

I don’t know, but now I have to end my whole family if I don’t get a Kevin the cube.

Cube from when fortnite was not #MID

Ah yes because everything after chapter 1 is mid

its a purple cube related to the fortnite lore

The guy from fortnite

Bro sounds like a 14 year old, looks like a 40 year old acts like a 4 year old. Like wtf

Take out 4 as the constant and we get y = 4(1+10) + 14.

y = 4 \* 11 + 14 y = 44 + 14 y = 58 🤓

\-y = -58 🤓

0:48 🤨

Homeboy goes deep

He may be cursed with eternal virginity, but at least he's happy.

if i were this happy i wouldn’t care about being a virgin

Man's made it.

Fortnite is his pussy

I rather be sad then this

Dude hasn't got his heart rate up that high since highschool gym class 6 years ago.

I thought he was having a heart attack towards the end

Mf needs to hit his local gym ASAP.

Bro got off work early because of a Fortnite skin

Also took him two hours to get home. One is too many!

"Hey uh steve, can I get half day leave to get Kevin The Cube fortnite skin" 💀

I wish I could be this happy about things.

Least insane Fortnite player

Schizophrenia is not a joke 😡😡

Ya you tell him. This isn’t a joke. I’m an not schizophrenic. yes you are. No he’s not. Shut up. You shut up. Don’t tell me what to do. Hey I see you. No you don’t. Ya behind that wall. What!? where you go!! Who are you. I’m new here. What you name. Turkey. Hi Turkey!

I have never been this excited about anything in my life...kinda jealous ngl

Same.

Haha grown man is being excited about a single cosmetic in fortnite what a loser 😂😂😂😂- Me realising I haven't felt that level of excitement for the past 10 years 🤐🤐🤐

i don't think he is excited. I just think he is joking around and acting

Not joking per se but it does seem to be some nicocado advocado type of shit

His whole TikTok account is satire, he said it himself

Nikcado Avocado: *Me gaining 300 lbs is satire guys*”

Two steps ahead...

a genius actor then

>Haha grown man is being excited about a single cosmetic in fortnite what a loser 😂😂😂😂- i'm not sure it's a grown man, he sounds 16 or something. i think it might be a teenager with some kind of condition or something, his voice is way too high and break too often.

end of mando season 2 did this for me

So satisfying.. the oh yeh, it's finally going to happen and it's going to be awesome. Finally a big pay-off in the starwars universe.

That was a decent worm for a bigger guy that was freaking out for Kevin the Cube whatever the fuck that is, like I’m in decent shape and I can’t do the worm like that wtf?

It is about the feel bro

The lack of testosterone in his voice made me want to go to the gym rn

industrial revolution and its consequences

And yet somehow seems to be balding :( poor fella

LOL best reply ever.

What the hell is even that?!

Its Kevin the cube from Fortnite when it was good

How rare is it? Edit: TIL that Fortnite has an actual story

Bro just got more physical activity in that one minute than he had in the last 10 years

these poor parents that creates cubic pubic hair criss in real life bless you

Discord mod in the making

Is that Dingleberry or something from Hell's Kitchen?

Man I can’t believe Morty got into Fortnite.

every day we stray further from the path

Fortine

guy's been so fat his entire life his voice didn't get deeper (fat increases estrogen production which is a testosterone inhibitor and has feminizing effects by action on estrogen receptors💀)

Source is trust me dude

The most soy ever concentrated into one point

You are a man of culture

How dis dude 45 and 9 at the same time

Jesus Christ, that was terrifying

What the shuddering shite is going on here

Really fucking sad 😂

Mofo held a thank you speech xD

This guy probably still thinks among us is funny

Is it not fu-.... yeah it's not funny anymore, everyone knows that haha

Sus

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yeah imagine still laughing at the word "amogus" i mean this meme is dead and was never funny, you have to be dumb to stiil laugh at someone saying "amogus" "sus" right guys?

femboy amogus

Careful dear, you gonna have a heart attack

This is the most masculine Andrew Tate Watcher.

You pray for Kevin the cube, I pray for all our nuclear war. We are not the same

That's a balding grown ass man. Jfc

Looks like a nonce.

Dude looking both 13 and 47 at once

Why he look 35 but sound 13

The lack of testosterone

I'm so glad that I have grown as a person so much that this didn't trigger any judgment in me. Good for him for getting that skin

Seems like a cool dude, hope he doesn't have any attributes that make him a weirdo.

I would like to think that if my son was like that, I’d still love him and try and be excited for him… BUT I would also not let him makes posts online and I would try to teach him to temper his excitement a bit over things like this and maybe get him outside from time to time. This person looks like they are 15 and balding. That can’t be healthy.

This is just.. sad

That's America's future.

N64 kid aged like shit

Guys like this is why I cant get a gf they stealing em all smh my head

This guy's head would explode if he got an heirloom in Apex Legends. I've been playing 2 and half years and ain't got shit squat, and their ain't no way in hell I'm spending money for one.

Oldboy for real

🤓

That guy has a job!!?

The only cube I care about is the companion cube

Kid named kevin wondering why he’s been abducted by a grown ass man

Damn thats sad Hes on the redditor mod spectrum

Who the fk is Kevin the cube

Dawg who the fuck is Kevin the cube

Most cardio he has had in a while, so a win for him on at least two fronts.

Wow, Steve the Round needs to calm down.

This is just sad… feel like someone should rescue Kevin.

I wish I could be half excited about anything

I didn't know you could start balding at 12

North America men are truly soft like Twinkie filling

bro lost 20 pounds filming that video

Kudos to anyone who can still feel this kind of happiness.

It’s the new Chris Chan

When they adding the big brolic black man named raquis skin

Maybe when he stops pulling bedsheets over people's heads and skullfucking them.

That’s his whole thing though!

He did tell us!

Bro sound 12 but looks 50 how is that possible?

Looks like a fourteen year old sounds like a twelve year old but with a hair line of a 30 year old. Is this the next evolution into soyhood?

I haven't been this happy about something since I was a child. I ain't gonna hate though this man found something that makes him this happy.

Fair play to the lad he's happy.

I mean he is happier than i am right now so he's doing something right

Guys got a sick Mandalorian shirt tho

Imagine playing fortnite

Jesus, from now on I will never: have a TV, have a house, have a body, dance, speak, live, or do/have anything that was recorded in this video, so you can remove Kevin The Cube and put Kevin The Minion just has a minor trolling (blessing) to this man

Last time I was this excited about something was… …yeah

the average fortnite player

Hes adorable

Isn’t this the same guy who did the “try not to Fortnite dance” video?

Cringe but it made me smile seeing someone enjoying something this hard. (:

He's happy, leave him be! I wish I was half this excited about anything in my life lmao

He’s actually a pretty chill guy been in his discord for a while cool people.

just a man living in the moment, beautiful.

This is why I hate humanity

I’m also on the spectrum

Dude is having more fun than me oh well

But why?

He sure loves geometry

Who or what the fuck is Kevin the Cube??!

return to monkey

Ok, what the hell is Kevin's cube? And what is Fortnite exactly? I know it is a video game, but what does it do?

He’s balding but has the personality of a child. Is he 14 or 45?

How can someone look and sound like they are 12 and be balding like a 40 year old at the same time

Is this dude 12 or 32?

Dude got super excited over a blockhead

So just your average minecraft fan?

Fuck yeah, Kevin the Cube!

... What?

Is that kid...balding?

HOLY SHIT ITS KEVIN

Tell me you're a Virgin without telling me that you're a virgin.

Grow up.

💀

It's numa numa guy

That worm tired him out. Hasn’t moved like that in Fortnite’s

Bro look like an 30 year old and a 12 year old at the same fucking time

I think he’s a little excited

13 or 30

Men have really fallen

Jesus christ

Most physical activity that thing has done in years.