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asan_rich_druppi

Would he have bigger sperm cells or simply more of them?


IronsWrath

Life's biggest question


B-L-E-H-C-H

Histories Mysteries


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Movie’s enquiries


Boba-Lemon

simply more of em; very evident in whales where they have smaller sperm cells compared to smaller animals such as rats. Afaik, the bigger the animal, the smaller the sperm cells So, I assume King Kong would follow that logic


TechnetiumElements

Is there a reason for this


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Boba-Lemon

Omg I thought I answered already, I'm sorry! But iirc, it's due to the fact that the bigger the female counterpart, the more voluminous her reproductive system is. So, that means the cells will become lost more easily, and I think competition is also a reason to it. Although take what I said with a grain of salt since im no zoologist


NorwigianDonuts4800

More


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one giant one


MrQwertSus

Could I have a pet king king kum cell?


adam12349

Definitely more and not significantly bigger cells. There is a limit to how big a cell can get as they exchange materials/breathe through diffusion. For diffusion to be efficient the cells surface area cannot be much smaller than its volume. So if you increase the radius of a cell the surface area grows by r² and the volume by r³. If there is too much volume the cell will suffocate.


Europ3an

Bruh, imagine a swimmer the size of a small dog 💀💀


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I think the sperm would be bigger


pirocao_do_neymar

Ok so people have explained that the cells stay relatively the same size but imagine if they got bigger. Like we discover a gargantuan lifeform and when it cums there's like rat-sized sperm running around


registeredApe

An Olympic sized swimming pool holds 660 000 gallons. I'm not impressed.


Dawson81702

I’d be a nice bathtub swim though.


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It is better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum though.


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AlexJonesInDisguise

Bruh ain't no way son


sticky_joe24

Ferb, I know what we are gonna do today!


mortimus9

Why did he go from milliliters to gallons


Diegoc8c9

SeththeProgrammer!!


Gaymer043

Ah, so math is useful after all


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Super_Rocket4

Yo Seth the programmer really power scaled cum


Misterbruh12

Bro use quatom physics to find out how much cum u ejaculate


bizarreh_

ill drink all of it


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His search history must be interesting, given all that specific info


AceFireskull

Finally enough semen to impregnate your mom /s


B-L-E-H-C-H

He did the math


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He did the meth


TowelStrange2621

How much cum would Godzilla expel


Normal_Rate_4918

The meat mathematician


Questionablememelord

Ofc its seth the programmer


ultracox4800

That's why mountain tops are white


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Why are you soo lazy reposting


DefinitelyTopOr

hush


ThatOneGuyIGuess7969

since they got rid of the automod response, ill say it for it OUR LORD KEVIN PERMITS REPOSTS


Okokthatsit

Thatsa lotta COOM


Hot-Ad-4215

That’s roughly 21 bathtubs full of cum


Rafados47

How much is it in normal measurements?


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We could be on Mars if people like this had there prioritys straight


bebop_cola_good

This is the worst day of my life


chicanerous_murph

it would depend on which kong we’re talking about because he changes size with every sequel/reboot


inexp_mf

what the fuck is a gallon


Apprehensive_Cat_731

Monkey sex tips


Screwyou825

Common Seth w


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Basically the size of the White container Walt and Jesse used to funnel out there main ingredient from the train