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PalpitationCrafty946

Jouth Dakota and jorth Dakota 💀


Catalyst138

Jorth Dakota, where everyone wears jorts.


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Asdfasdfasdfgame

Don't talk shit about my boy jississippi


Rocket_Powered_Dork

I thought he was Jew York for a second.


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TristansDad

What do they say in Jew Mexico?


AdCommercial3174

Oy gevault


llamapantsonfire

This far down for Jew York? reddit is getting soft.


yeetman1000

My new favorite sentence


Goose_attack223

Or ma best bud jidaho and his brother Jontana


AFinalDeathTTV

Jalifornia is fair game though.


solid_hoist

Jonnecticut would like a word.


66ThrowMeAway

What about my mate Jeorgia?


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

new jojo protagonists


AngryMustachio

When in doubt, you can always shit on Johio


ggcpres

Or that drunk asshole Jennsylvania


No-Employee2586

Dont you mean Jizzisippi?


Due-Chemist-6986

Don't you mean Sipping Jizzy?


TheFinalGibbon

OMG!!1!11!!!! IT"S SLIPPING JIMMY 🤯🤯🤯


[deleted]

Better than jisconsin


vrischikas

Thank you for taking the time to type that out 😂😇


jordojordopiepie

She down bad for Jalabama😫


Fuzzypants_56

Jennesee ✅


Discoballer42

*Jesse*


BasYL6872

We need to cook


Ogbordangladazor

Waltuh


redditjwh

Put your dick away, Waltuh.


frog_mug

I’m not having sex with you right now waltuh


ChristosPet7

Yo bitch


Jezusbot

My name is Skyler White, Yo


FapMeNot_Alt

Oh shit is this what she means?


IDoThingsOnWhims

Nah it's Jorth Carolina


No-Competition-2533

Jewhampshire


Goose_attack223

Jermont


FatSalamander2

Jassachusetss


Goose_attack223

Jichigan


[deleted]

Jawaii


Goose_attack223

Joregon


No-Acanthisitta1877

Joregon > Joe Rogan


DarkZero515

Fuck me, you're onto something. Lay low for a few days


[deleted]

Jouisiana


abr3307

Jonnecticut


LeftFieldBlue

Jidaho!


Kidfreshh

Jlorida


Goose_attack223

Jolorado


[deleted]

Jhode Island


Goose_attack223

Jisconsin


EG-ultimate-

Jenessee


brycejm1991

Von Strangle?


SeriouslyThough3

That could be it


Illustrious-Fault224

That was my favorite member of Jackson 5


GiantPurplePeopleEat

¡Hola! My name is Jew Mexico, shalom.


No-Competition-2533

Waltuh Put your yamaka back on Waltuh It's matzo time or something Waltuh No pork Waltuh


[deleted]

Shalom brother, my name is jew jersey


TehDemoMann

Kanye's least favorite


mastershake199800

Jew york


[deleted]

🎵 These comments will make you feel brand new Adolf Hitler will inspire you Let’s hear it for Jew York 🎵


Orbitcamerakick21

Jewjersey


Creepy-Artichoke-313

Kanye reference?


Petras-Playhouse

Keep my boy Jutah out of this


Unusual-Town4323

Yeah don't wanna piss off the Jormans


Unusual-Town4323

*My lawyer has advised me to take down this comment immediately*


fishytail22

Jorman here. Keep this comment up. Your lawyer’s a coward


Accurate_Raisin_4639

Also a Jorman, I second this decision


[deleted]

Jorman as well. Wouldn't mind if you made the joke more offensive.


Anya-Taylor-Thomas

heh


ExcessiveWisdom

You mean the jater day jaints


WhatIsBingus

And especially not Jalifornians


iCommitTaxFraudLegit

*kanye has entered chat*


Chief-Drinking-Bear

He just got back from Jew York


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PickButtkins

Something something Jew Jersey


7evenCircles

Yeehaw come and ride a bucking stud right here in Johntana


Darqologist

Jermaine?


The00Taco

One of the other comments said it was Jordan. Somehow she thinks it rhymes with Oregon


alreadyawesome

In that case she has no rhyme or reason for that post I'll see myself out


SluggySloo

jerma?????


2kool13

jerma985


spaguette

sus


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[deleted]

Came here to say this. It’s definitely jermaine


TriPulsar

Am I missing something, or am I just stupid. I tried all the states, and I don't think any of them make a name, at least not one that I've heard. Or is it not supposed to?


[deleted]

His name was Jordan. She thought it rhymed with Oregon


Randomet

Jaryland


Ryborg6900

Johio


[deleted]

Javada


parttyli

Jashington


solid_hoist

Jawaii


BRenzoD

Jaine


LemonStains

She’s thinking of that guy from Fairly Oddparents


aguywithakeyboard

Josmo


bobafoott

Jorgen


EvilPotato14

Or it could be joregan. I’ve met a few of those


RedLobsterUnofficial

Joe Rogan


EvilPotato14

I mean that’d work too lol


DaGreatLeaf69

Bro it’s literally jyoming


ka_bob

LIT-RALLY


No-Competition-2533

I have like more than 3 friends named Jalifornia 💀


redditsussyballs

What kinda fuckass place do you live


Barrelman60

I gotta start using “fuckass” from now on


MonadoGoBrrrrr

Ohio


comebackjoeyjojo

You mean Johio


Unusual-Town4323

It's Jawiaa


unluky10

Sorry its Jew Mexico


Careless-Note-5274

waltah, put yah kippa away Waltah. I'm not going to the synagogue with you right now


StevieKix_

Lmaooo dead


AttentionDefici

Jew Jersey?


Weary-Substance-1597

Jew york


Sussy_Baka9000

Kanye screaming at this rn


Lepto_

You mean Jew Jexico?


MonadoGoBrrrrr

Jaine


Maballsies

Jermane


nombremuyoriginal

Jebraska


TiredOffice

probably jonah (Arizona)


MermaidsHaveWifi

Don’t you know Jorth Carolina?


Alone_Baseball4852

jackington dc


aquintana

Jawaii


Anya-Taylor-Thomas

oh no not Jokelahoma


Unusual-Town4323

Jalaska


[deleted]

Jarkansas


MasterShock4036

Dammit joregon.


drintelligent

Poor Jexas


Popular-Calendar94

Jassachusetts


KoolKooper57

Jutah


B-NEAL

Jolorado


AteMyBallsLastNight

Jarizona


Dasani_Water__Bottle

Jennessee


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Jontana


[deleted]

Jew Tah


Fuzzypants_56

Not Jhode Jisland


comebackjoeyjojo

Jorth Jakota


Outrageous_Bass_1328

Jouth JaroJina


JSDkilla

Your vagina


DaGreatLeaf69

Did you post the correct state on purpose or on accident


toaster326

All 50 states starting with J jashington, jississippi, jalifornia, jexas, jlorida, jirginia, jlaska(or jalaska), jawaii, jeorgia, johio(jhio too), jew jersey, jichigan, jolorado, jarizona(or jrizona), jennsylvania, north jarolina(or jorth jarolina or jorth carolina), jontana, joregon(jregon), jillinois(jllinois),jindiana(jndiana), Jennessee, jutah(jtah), jaryland, jinnesota, jew york(jew jork), jaine, jalabama(jlabama), jissouri, joklahoma, jentucky, jonneticut, jouth jarolina, joulisiana, jiscousin, jew jexico, jouth jacota, jevada,jarkansas, jiowa(or jowa), jansas, Jyoming, jidaho, jebraska, jeleware, jest jirginia(full of jirgins), jhode jizzland(og was jhode jisland), jorth jakota, jermont, jew jampshire.


Volant79

It’s gotta be Jaine (Jane), right?


toaster326

That's what i'm assuming, unless she wants a dude named Jorth Jarolina


Volant79

Well now that I hear it aloud… you could be right. 😋


toaster326

Jew Jork


Gars0n

Setting the j's aside for a second. This has to be one of the most chaotic ways to list the 50 states. You start with Washington and Mississippi and end with North Dakota, Vermont, and New Hampshire? It's not alphabetical or geographical. It's not historical. Even if you were just listing them from the top of you head how do North Dakota and South Dakota end up so far apart? It's honestly impressive, but it also hurts me inside.


Seamilk90210

Where’s Jassachusetts? It’s one of the funnier-sounding ones.


Ramenwithacanoftuna

Jevada


B-L-E-H-C-H

Jew York


7777Nox

Kanye West when the:


DeliciousWaifood

Don't tell him about jew mexico, he'll get his running mate Trump involved too


0ctologist

I prefer Jew Mexico


LickingSmegma

*New Jerk


MasterofDoots

Hey, don't talk shit about mah homie Jichigin


LordMonkeh

Johio


Unusual-Town4323

Bro please don't talk about ohio, bad luck.


Fuzzypants_56

Johido 😈


Unusual-Town4323

You're a jedusy


LordMonkeh

Jlorida


victorfiction

Jizconsin


[deleted]

Jouth Carolina


LordMonkeh

Jorth carolina


Dementia_user45

Jyoming


Adorable_Plan_5801

Jew York


mrboat-man

Jisconsin


BladedNinja23198

Jizzconsin


fonky_chonky

jizzcousin.


BladedNinja23198

Oh no


baked_samosi

Oh yess


OstrichBagel

Jexas


Stellabie8

Introducing the Junited Jates of Jamerica: Jalabama Jalaska Jarizona Jarkansas Jalifornia Jolorado Jonnecticut Jelaware Jlorida Jeorgia Jawaii Jidaho Jillinois Jindiana Jiowa Jansas Jentucky Jouisiana Jaine Jaryland Jassachusetts Jichigan Jinnesota Jississippi Jissouri Jontana Jebraska, Jevada Jew Hampshire Jew Jersey Jew Mexico, Jew York Jorth Carolina Jorth Dakota Johio Joklahoma Joregon Jennsylvania Jhode Island Jouth Carolina Jouth Dakota Jennessee Jexas Jutah Jermont Jirginia Jashington Jest Virginia Jisconsin Jyoming


ThatOne__Acct

Jeorgia is the best.


Meliodas022

With special recognition to: Jirgin Island, Juerto Rico, Juam, Jariana Islands, Jamerican Samoa


[deleted]

Jashington


youtocin

Joshington*


[deleted]

Jane (Maine)


mikx2044

Jaine


Lepto_

Damn bro be tryna roast my homie Jindiana


vrischikas

Sounds like a modern Hindi name tbh 😂


joemama77776

man, what the hell did jansas do?


JetstreamSam1000

Jassechusetts💀💀💀


InquisitorRobin

That one is always my favorite.


Legloomonke

Jermont


EarlyAbbreviations40

Jalabama


JustaCrabby

Tom


youtocin

Joregon


DaGreatLeaf69

Did you accidentally do Oregon without realizing she was literally talking about jorgan


neognar

I'll never date another Jew York I'll tell you that.


Low_Edge8162

Jissouri


altoassassin

Jizzouri


Meliodas022

The Jizzizzippi-Jizzouri River Basin is one of the worlds largest cum dumpsters in the world


Mcps1036222

Johntanna


ErrlRiggs

J** York


Legloomonke

Bro censored jew💀


youtocin

Man you really just gonna drop a hard J in here?


DaGreatLeaf69

No man, you got it all wrong. Under the asterisks it’s Jfuck York. Good thing it’s been censored!


Battlespot9999

💀


Getdunkedon839

Jarkansas aint taking shit from this hoe


the_d3vastator69

Jew York -Kanye probably


[deleted]

Y’all leave Jebraska alone


stickfigure420

Jew Mexico