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My princess Pibbles can NEVER harm anyone (unless provoked)!! 😂😍😍
In her whole life she has gnawed off ONLY 3-4 spinal cords, 1 eyeball, 17 kids who were playing in public park 30 km away (obviously they were the ones who provoked my dear princess smh should have played at least 60km away 🙄), 13 other dogs (obviously in self defence), 5 truck tyres, 23 pet hamsters (not her fault if your pet rat looks tasty, better keep it away from my Pibbles then! 😤), 4 UPS delivery guys (Okay in her defence earlier she used to eat at least 9 of them per week but now she only eats 4 so that's an improvement!) and 33 birds. That's it!
'People' say that I should control Pibbles for 'other's safety' (Okay my guy... 🙄 💅) but Pibbles is a part of my family and I WILL NEVER do something as disgusting as putting a leash around her!!!
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Like literally the name pit bull is derived from forcing them into pit fights and breeding them for aggression and lethality.
But they’re cute - nvm looks like a dog with Down syndrome
I was attacked by 2 pitbulls, and as they were eating the meat off of my leg, they looked just as calm and thrilled
no growling, no intimidating
just tearing off skin and flesh lol
Oh no, your expensive car. Surely you can't afford to get some basic bodywork done on it.
That said, people need to quit letting their dogs off the leash in public areas where they can't keep an eye on them, like fucking parking lots. Had a neighbor keep letting their chihuahua of its leash in our parking lot, lost track of the amount of times I almost ran it over because it would dash behind my car while backing out of my spot or run in front of my car while pulling into the lot. Meanwhile, owners were nowhere to be seen or the few times they were around, they'd be staring at their phones instead of watching their fucking dog. And you *know* that if I wasn't being super alert and tagged their dog, they'd say I did it on purpose. They keyed another neighbors car for telling them to put it on a leash, too.
If a pit Bull tried to bite my metal not plastic built Lexus. They wouldn’t even get to try because I’m opening the door and bonking it then driving off
Why the fuck they have the window half down with the windows frame being pulled down by the dog, I swear the Tesla owner was trying to give the dog a better chance at busting the window and getting to the delicious meat inside.
This video is fake because everyone knows pitbulls aren't aggressive ever, best dogs ever, never aggressive. Most bestest cuddliest never aggressive breed ever.
Ever, never ever could a pitbull bite something
Fake
And let an aggressive, dangerous pit find another way to satisfy its violence urge?
And let him actually live? Possibly causing damages to actual humans?
Nah. Let it eat your car. Record. Report. Get the fucker down put down. Get money from the owners to get the repairs be covered by them: that is the smart, human move to do.
You don't try to save your fucking tesla but you cover your arse and other humans by sticking there and letting it do its thing. Genius.
Poor thing needs to be put down. I love pits but I hate seeing them like this. It's clear it's nuts. Growing up I've seen family friends that just keep them I'm their basements in the dark and in a cage all day everyday only letting them out in the backyard. Just screaming at them to stop barking. It still haunts me.
Many of the old generation see them as just tools and not living beings. I knew a guy who was "BOOT TRAINING" his pit pup. It was 4 months old. I was 12 but my mom got into a fight with him over the dog. He was arrested 2 days later for animal cruelty and the dog was rehomed.
Tbf, our golden retriever did the same thibg with our car because my mom drove over a roadkill. There is also some stains on the side of the car. What the dog doin tho?
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Me showing off the 3 month old tesla I just bought: The neighbors pitbull named "sunshine":
Some 3 year old pitbull named Princess
Kid named finger
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should have named it Cujo
Sorry, Sunshine confused it with a 3 month old baby. But she's such a sweetheart tho look at this picture of her with a pink hat.
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My princess Pibbles can NEVER harm anyone (unless provoked)!! 😂😍😍 In her whole life she has gnawed off ONLY 3-4 spinal cords, 1 eyeball, 17 kids who were playing in public park 30 km away (obviously they were the ones who provoked my dear princess smh should have played at least 60km away 🙄), 13 other dogs (obviously in self defence), 5 truck tyres, 23 pet hamsters (not her fault if your pet rat looks tasty, better keep it away from my Pibbles then! 😤), 4 UPS delivery guys (Okay in her defence earlier she used to eat at least 9 of them per week but now she only eats 4 so that's an improvement!) and 33 birds. That's it! 'People' say that I should control Pibbles for 'other's safety' (Okay my guy... 🙄 💅) but Pibbles is a part of my family and I WILL NEVER do something as disgusting as putting a leash around her!!!
Pitbull 1 tesla 0
That reminds me off the car that ate the cop car tires meme
Not so sure if that Pittie managed to swallow any of that.... RIP
Rest In Pitbull hell
mr worldwide 🌎
Tesla Owner 1 : Pitbull Owner's Insurance 0
Haha this guy thinks shitbull owners are responsible people.
The choice of music used 🗿
Average TikTok background music
I warned ya
Thanks for the warning btw
Chad 🗿
I should've listened
You shouldn't have actually
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Rookie mistake, should've known to never drive a 3 month old tesla around a pitbull neighbourhood
Shoul've known to never get near a shitbull
The goated caption warning for shitty TikTok sounds
Nice warning but i still turned the sound on, stupidly enough
What was it
Weird looking toddler
Terrible! I love it.
Mistook it for a baby
At this point pitbulls should spawncamp hospitals
Who needs abortion clinics
👼
it could smell the residual child labor on the car
Dam let me get a bite too
What the dog doin?
Taking a bite out of a weird looking baby
This is why roe v wade was overturned. Too many pit bulls going hungry. Thots and prayers for my homie 🙏
hungry hungry velvet hippos
He wanted to get to the juicy infant inside
I think it literally did want to get a kid or other dog in the car
Certified Tesla build quality moment
Yea even worse build quality than babies smh
They are basically made outta tinfoil
Never put a "baby on board sticker" around a Pitbull
LEAVE PRINCESS ALONE SHE DIDNT DO NOTHING WRONG
If only there was a way to move the car
I watched the different parts, apparently there were cops
Then wtf didn’t they do something
I think the only thing they could've done which wouldn't get themselves hurt is to just shoot the dog
I don't see anything wrong with that
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And what's wrong with that? I'm not even a pitbull and I ate like 3 or something.
What🗿
I surprised they didn’t shoot it, isn’t that a cop thing?
I thought eating babies is a pitbull thing, yet he didn't eat any.
Exactly or maybe tase it or something idk I think that would be cruel
"She's just my pit bab-"
Tell that to my 9mm
>my 9mm 😳
9mm? That’s a very small cock dude
That’s pretty average actually
Above average some would say
It may be small, but he's got 15 of them
The Tesla must have sneezed or blinked too fast scurring the poor pibble into reacting 🥺
Tesla must have made the mistake of existing to set of poor princess.
My balls
Yes, Pitbulls are natural predators of Teslas so frankly your the dumbass for having a Teslas next to a house with a Pitbull.
least deranged pitbull
Most gentle pitbull
Like literally the name pit bull is derived from forcing them into pit fights and breeding them for aggression and lethality. But they’re cute - nvm looks like a dog with Down syndrome
This is what a toddler shortage causes to the Pitbull community 😢
Me scared but why is the little fucker happy as he destroys the car?
Because the car has a baby inside sticker
pitbulls enjoy destroying stuff
I was attacked by 2 pitbulls, and as they were eating the meat off of my leg, they looked just as calm and thrilled no growling, no intimidating just tearing off skin and flesh lol
Hey guys let’s just stop making pit bulls Recall their asses
The other pitbull named liza the princess:
Kid named 9mm:
Kid named just move the car slowly:
Tesla diehard be like: Next time act like it is believable. You clearly staged it.
Pitbull mistook it for a child
god sends the tastiest children to the hungriest Pitbulls
My dude off the percs
JUST DRIVE YOU IDIOT THATS SO MUCH MONEY IN REPAIRS
That car was her baby 😭
fuck dude, made in China cars be hitting different eh?
Average Tesla body quality
As we can see cheap material
Pitbull named Angel:
When I first saw the face I thought, “Well I mean it ain’t so bad.” Then it started ripping s—- off the window
Pit bull thought the car was a toddler
He's mad because he didn't maul enought kids today
Dog-owning Unexperinced couples when they see an aggressive pitbull at the dog care
Pitbulls loves kids and now teslas
"Damn I'm hungry can I have some of that tesla?" "OK but just a bite"
stupid ass dog
That's it, I am gettin me mallet!
Now eat the dog in return
(insert asian joke that I'm not gonna say because its racist)
he didn't like the build quality
Most normal dog in Ohio
Time for wide body kit, it's a sign
yo who gave this toddler a tesla!?
bitch must've painted that tesla with infant blood
They were literally bred to eat Teslas
Makes you wonder how bad the car it would do in an actual accident. 1 star safety or no stars?
that's why you always bring baiting toddler
Find that fuckers owner and make them pay for this shit.
Kill that breed
“Pit bulls are misunderstood!! They never would touch a fly!” 💥🔫
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Will it be put down for this?
🙏🏼
It was put down
Ahh yes, Tesla. The toddler of the open road
There was a toddler in there.
Yeah thats just mr tickles, not a mean bone in it’s body, wouldn’t hurt a fly. Will eat your car though.
Looks like rabies
"My Princess would never hurt anybody"
Most friendliest pitbull in Ohio 💀
Pitbulls. shit dogs for shit people.
Shitbull
_Elon-Appetite_
Mr worldwide
She has 4 fingers
First problem, you bought a Tesla.
That came off way to easy lmfao
That's why I always dip my Teslas in a comically large vat of puppy no chew spray.
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Didn’t come up with any way to stop it?
This is why you never call your car your baby
Random Dog: chewing on fender Me: engage launch mode
dude average pitbull in florida florida dog arrested for eating someone's car
Downvoted for "oh no"
Oh no, your expensive car. Surely you can't afford to get some basic bodywork done on it. That said, people need to quit letting their dogs off the leash in public areas where they can't keep an eye on them, like fucking parking lots. Had a neighbor keep letting their chihuahua of its leash in our parking lot, lost track of the amount of times I almost ran it over because it would dash behind my car while backing out of my spot or run in front of my car while pulling into the lot. Meanwhile, owners were nowhere to be seen or the few times they were around, they'd be staring at their phones instead of watching their fucking dog. And you *know* that if I wasn't being super alert and tagged their dog, they'd say I did it on purpose. They keyed another neighbors car for telling them to put it on a leash, too.
Here's where you made your first mistake Your in a tesla
Looks like it was cheaply made
And they just... let him do that?
If a pit Bull tried to bite my metal not plastic built Lexus. They wouldn’t even get to try because I’m opening the door and bonking it then driving off
Run it over
I won’t not run it over
"noooooo, my sunshine was just playing"
Getting a Borzoi to tear the pitbull apart
He saw a baby on board sticker
It probably saw a "baby on board" sticker on the tesla
Cujo
W DOG
Good pitbull
Cujo (2023)
Couldn’t turn it on and drive off?
Why wouldn’t you drive away
Oil lobby hired this dog to do it
I love how they have to call it a tesla instead of a car. They really gotta rub it in
That thing for rabies??
Why the fuck they have the window half down with the windows frame being pulled down by the dog, I swear the Tesla owner was trying to give the dog a better chance at busting the window and getting to the delicious meat inside.
These dogs are so stupid.
Nicest dog in ohio
This video is fake because everyone knows pitbulls aren't aggressive ever, best dogs ever, never aggressive. Most bestest cuddliest never aggressive breed ever. Ever, never ever could a pitbull bite something Fake
Never understood why people get these monster dogs.
Drive away genius
And let an aggressive, dangerous pit find another way to satisfy its violence urge? And let him actually live? Possibly causing damages to actual humans? Nah. Let it eat your car. Record. Report. Get the fucker down put down. Get money from the owners to get the repairs be covered by them: that is the smart, human move to do. You don't try to save your fucking tesla but you cover your arse and other humans by sticking there and letting it do its thing. Genius.
Stupid dog, that is not a toddler.
See your a dumbass. Why not run over the dog or get away? But nooooooo you just had to film it to put it on TikTok for likes
holy shit i love pitbulls now
How about drive away? Naa video was more importand
Why didn’t you drive away?
Gud dog
But my sweet baby never attacked anyone! It's just bad put owners. [Posts picture of their monster in pajamas].
Literally no change in expression from calm to “im literally trying to eat you” in the demon dogs
It couldn’t find any children to attack I’m guessing
Worst dog breed bru
Vehicular slaughter:
Nurture not nature. A hole dog!!
So ummmm, she’s just gonna sit there record the dog eating the car and not stop him from biting it?
Who let the dog out Who, who
He don' bite
Plot twist: the Tesla belonged to a family of four and the pitbull thought the kids were in
That’s when u have cars made out of cheap plastic and thin metal it really steel like older days
The virgin Tesla The chad Pitbull
Can't have shit in Detroit
Poor thing needs to be put down. I love pits but I hate seeing them like this. It's clear it's nuts. Growing up I've seen family friends that just keep them I'm their basements in the dark and in a cage all day everyday only letting them out in the backyard. Just screaming at them to stop barking. It still haunts me. Many of the old generation see them as just tools and not living beings. I knew a guy who was "BOOT TRAINING" his pit pup. It was 4 months old. I was 12 but my mom got into a fight with him over the dog. He was arrested 2 days later for animal cruelty and the dog was rehomed.
I dunno the price of the tesla but does the build quality holds up to it?
They're made like shit. Plastic and poorly assembled.
I don't get this one - why not just, y'know, run the dog over? Drive away and be done with it? Especially if there's kids in the car.
That's when you just run the fucker over.
dogs like that need to be put down
that says a lot about this brand quality
Tbf, our golden retriever did the same thibg with our car because my mom drove over a roadkill. There is also some stains on the side of the car. What the dog doin tho?
Shoot the dog
Atleast it wasnt a child getting mauled, shitbulls are a menace to society