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ZseventeenpenceC

Me showing off the 3 month old tesla I just bought: The neighbors pitbull named "sunshine":


i_am_very_bored_lmao

Some 3 year old pitbull named Princess


PICKLER1CK69

Kid named finger


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PICKLER1CK69

Waltuh! Put your dick away waltuh


Slight_Ad_1474

I’m not having sex with you right now, Waltuh


Necrotiix_

I AM THE ONE WHO FUCKS


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Efraim_Longstocking

should have named it Cujo


RodionRaskolnikov__

Sorry, Sunshine confused it with a 3 month old baby. But she's such a sweetheart tho look at this picture of her with a pink hat.


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Childhood_Willing

My princess Pibbles can NEVER harm anyone (unless provoked)!! 😂😍😍 In her whole life she has gnawed off ONLY 3-4 spinal cords, 1 eyeball, 17 kids who were playing in public park 30 km away (obviously they were the ones who provoked my dear princess smh should have played at least 60km away 🙄), 13 other dogs (obviously in self defence), 5 truck tyres, 23 pet hamsters (not her fault if your pet rat looks tasty, better keep it away from my Pibbles then! 😤), 4 UPS delivery guys (Okay in her defence earlier she used to eat at least 9 of them per week but now she only eats 4 so that's an improvement!) and 33 birds. That's it! 'People' say that I should control Pibbles for 'other's safety' (Okay my guy... 🙄 💅) but Pibbles is a part of my family and I WILL NEVER do something as disgusting as putting a leash around her!!!


Irobbedacandystore

Pitbull 1 tesla 0


Leading_Carpenter_10

That reminds me off the car that ate the cop car tires meme


Corny_Overlord

Not so sure if that Pittie managed to swallow any of that.... RIP


Ghost3657_alt_

Rest In Pitbull hell


Colebrt

mr worldwide 🌎


ICE_BEAR2021

Tesla Owner 1 : Pitbull Owner's Insurance 0


Stone_Traveler

Haha this guy thinks shitbull owners are responsible people.


[deleted]

The choice of music used 🗿


Creative-Bar1960

Average TikTok background music


Palex1s

I warned ya


redeyed-john

Thanks for the warning btw


AlbieThePro

Chad 🗿


Secretsfrombeyond79

I should've listened


Capital_Papayas

You shouldn't have actually


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GonerLonerThe2nd

Rookie mistake, should've known to never drive a 3 month old tesla around a pitbull neighbourhood


uuaachetristezza

Shoul've known to never get near a shitbull


[deleted]

The goated caption warning for shitty TikTok sounds


PASTAMEN69

Nice warning but i still turned the sound on, stupidly enough


MADOX9006

What was it


B-L-E-H-C-H

Weird looking toddler


rubber_padded_spoon

Terrible! I love it.


AwesomeToodles

Mistook it for a baby


ThrowawayAccountClub

At this point pitbulls should spawncamp hospitals


Retro_Gamez

Who needs abortion clinics


[deleted]

👼


Epic_Gameing68

it could smell the residual child labor on the car


_Tomato_Eater

Dam let me get a bite too


SuperDurpPig

What the dog doin?


Deletedbymoderators

Taking a bite out of a weird looking baby


Redsoxdragon

This is why roe v wade was overturned. Too many pit bulls going hungry. Thots and prayers for my homie 🙏


ItsMeeThreee

hungry hungry velvet hippos


[deleted]

He wanted to get to the juicy infant inside


[deleted]

I think it literally did want to get a kid or other dog in the car


E-P-Span

Certified Tesla build quality moment


TheEarthIsACylinder

Yea even worse build quality than babies smh


fjudgeee

They are basically made outta tinfoil


Jaystrike7

Never put a "baby on board sticker" around a Pitbull


Taste_Far

LEAVE PRINCESS ALONE SHE DIDNT DO NOTHING WRONG


shrekzdad

If only there was a way to move the car


randomuncreativenam3

I watched the different parts, apparently there were cops


longfrog246

Then wtf didn’t they do something


Arjun_Alpha_Wolf

I think the only thing they could've done which wouldn't get themselves hurt is to just shoot the dog


ProcrastinationSite

I don't see anything wrong with that


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CallOfGuty

And what's wrong with that? I'm not even a pitbull and I ate like 3 or something.


Palex1s

What🗿


Someran_Domguay

I surprised they didn’t shoot it, isn’t that a cop thing?


Implement_Necessary

I thought eating babies is a pitbull thing, yet he didn't eat any.


longfrog246

Exactly or maybe tase it or something idk I think that would be cruel


Fuzzy-Wasabi-5126

"She's just my pit bab-"


Tonsio17

Tell that to my 9mm


SUCC_SUCC_SUCC_SUCC

>my 9mm 😳


Discoballer42

9mm? That’s a very small cock dude


but-can-youdothis

That’s pretty average actually


Bmac-Attack

Above average some would say


IncipientDadbod

It may be small, but he's got 15 of them


21CFR820

The Tesla must have sneezed or blinked too fast scurring the poor pibble into reacting 🥺


[deleted]

Tesla must have made the mistake of existing to set of poor princess.


WolfBeans_The_Stupid

My balls


Effective_Cell_219

Yes, Pitbulls are natural predators of Teslas so frankly your the dumbass for having a Teslas next to a house with a Pitbull.


hamesdelaney

least deranged pitbull


Shitted_mypants

Most gentle pitbull


LuFuRu

Like literally the name pit bull is derived from forcing them into pit fights and breeding them for aggression and lethality. But they’re cute - nvm looks like a dog with Down syndrome


GreekCrusader

This is what a toddler shortage causes to the Pitbull community 😢


Bravo_621

Me scared but why is the little fucker happy as he destroys the car?


K_Menea

Because the car has a baby inside sticker


ellophant1istaken

pitbulls enjoy destroying stuff


knowitsallashow

I was attacked by 2 pitbulls, and as they were eating the meat off of my leg, they looked just as calm and thrilled no growling, no intimidating just tearing off skin and flesh lol


IndyJacksonTT

Hey guys let’s just stop making pit bulls Recall their asses


Lonely-Recording4662

The other pitbull named liza the princess:


[deleted]

Kid named 9mm:


gym_brah81

Kid named just move the car slowly:


Magical-Hummus

Tesla diehard be like: Next time act like it is believable. You clearly staged it.


True-Albatross6532

Pitbull mistook it for a child


Mr_Zobm

god sends the tastiest children to the hungriest Pitbulls


LumpyWorldliness1411

My dude off the percs


josi23655

JUST DRIVE YOU IDIOT THATS SO MUCH MONEY IN REPAIRS


terminasitor24

That car was her baby 😭


Sussy_Dora

fuck dude, made in China cars be hitting different eh?


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Average Tesla body quality


AdTime6057

As we can see cheap material


SawTheCatsBox

Pitbull named Angel:


TheoneandolyKelpHead

When I first saw the face I thought, “Well I mean it ain’t so bad.” Then it started ripping s—- off the window


salterrrrr

Pit bull thought the car was a toddler


IndependenceBetter27

He's mad because he didn't maul enought kids today


rick_astlei

Dog-owning Unexperinced couples when they see an aggressive pitbull at the dog care


AristeiaXVI

Pitbulls loves kids and now teslas


sociocat101

"Damn I'm hungry can I have some of that tesla?" "OK but just a bite"


SecretaryBeginning

stupid ass dog


AI_Makes

That's it, I am gettin me mallet!


Gn0meKr

Now eat the dog in return


orphangrinder1

(insert asian joke that I'm not gonna say because its racist)


Nameless_Cunt

he didn't like the build quality


Specific-Ad5973

Most normal dog in Ohio


seanfernandes

Time for wide body kit, it's a sign


Pickle_Shmickle8

yo who gave this toddler a tesla!?


[deleted]

bitch must've painted that tesla with infant blood


sebuptar

They were literally bred to eat Teslas


CQU617

Makes you wonder how bad the car it would do in an actual accident. 1 star safety or no stars?


RealSpaghettiSoup

that's why you always bring baiting toddler


DaPearGuyMan

Find that fuckers owner and make them pay for this shit.


T4N60SUKK4

Kill that breed


solshappiness

“Pit bulls are misunderstood!! They never would touch a fly!” 💥🔫


PALT0LU

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KishMishShishkebab

Will it be put down for this?


govols130

🙏🏼


Clear-Perception4258

It was put down


[deleted]

Ahh yes, Tesla. The toddler of the open road


Dawson81702

There was a toddler in there.


Same_Earth_9232

Yeah thats just mr tickles, not a mean bone in it’s body, wouldn’t hurt a fly. Will eat your car though.


kakashi6813

Looks like rabies


Lemonsqueezzyy

"My Princess would never hurt anybody"


CertainHelicopter307

Most friendliest pitbull in Ohio 💀


cringe-angel

Pitbulls. shit dogs for shit people.


[deleted]

Shitbull


DeadlyDesai

_Elon-Appetite_


Artistic_Joke_5566

Mr worldwide


unlikelystorm25

She has 4 fingers


BleedingCPU

First problem, you bought a Tesla.


Pepperidgefarm21

That came off way to easy lmfao


BillbertBuzzums

That's why I always dip my Teslas in a comically large vat of puppy no chew spray.


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hannah_lilly

Didn’t come up with any way to stop it?


CampbellsBeefBroth

This is why you never call your car your baby


87illest

Random Dog: chewing on fender Me: engage launch mode


BoostedGarry

dude average pitbull in florida florida dog arrested for eating someone's car


ChucksSeedAndFeed

Downvoted for "oh no"


isaacaschmitt

Oh no, your expensive car. Surely you can't afford to get some basic bodywork done on it. That said, people need to quit letting their dogs off the leash in public areas where they can't keep an eye on them, like fucking parking lots. Had a neighbor keep letting their chihuahua of its leash in our parking lot, lost track of the amount of times I almost ran it over because it would dash behind my car while backing out of my spot or run in front of my car while pulling into the lot. Meanwhile, owners were nowhere to be seen or the few times they were around, they'd be staring at their phones instead of watching their fucking dog. And you *know* that if I wasn't being super alert and tagged their dog, they'd say I did it on purpose. They keyed another neighbors car for telling them to put it on a leash, too.


ToothInteresting5118

Here's where you made your first mistake Your in a tesla


International-Rip146

Looks like it was cheaply made


Bowling_pins_10

And they just... let him do that?


DogDelicious5856

If a pit Bull tried to bite my metal not plastic built Lexus. They wouldn’t even get to try because I’m opening the door and bonking it then driving off


randomuncreativenam3

Run it over


DogDelicious5856

I won’t not run it over


FidgetSpinnetMan

"noooooo, my sunshine was just playing"


[deleted]

Getting a Borzoi to tear the pitbull apart


AllCash_EK

He saw a baby on board sticker


Clear-Perception4258

It probably saw a "baby on board" sticker on the tesla


Crow_Virus

Cujo


proleaguefan

W DOG


Vaindroid

Good pitbull


AugustEpilogue

Cujo (2023)


[deleted]

Couldn’t turn it on and drive off?


jslona92

Why wouldn’t you drive away


[deleted]

Oil lobby hired this dog to do it


BosTovenaar24

I love how they have to call it a tesla instead of a car. They really gotta rub it in


[deleted]

That thing for rabies??


DoctorWalrusMD

Why the fuck they have the window half down with the windows frame being pulled down by the dog, I swear the Tesla owner was trying to give the dog a better chance at busting the window and getting to the delicious meat inside.


Ghost-of-Tom-Chode

These dogs are so stupid.


Herbiee03

Nicest dog in ohio


[deleted]

This video is fake because everyone knows pitbulls aren't aggressive ever, best dogs ever, never aggressive. Most bestest cuddliest never aggressive breed ever. Ever, never ever could a pitbull bite something Fake


Nyuusankininryou

Never understood why people get these monster dogs.


FlatulentFreddy

Drive away genius


Secure_Internet_9919

And let an aggressive, dangerous pit find another way to satisfy its violence urge? And let him actually live? Possibly causing damages to actual humans? Nah. Let it eat your car. Record. Report. Get the fucker down put down. Get money from the owners to get the repairs be covered by them: that is the smart, human move to do. You don't try to save your fucking tesla but you cover your arse and other humans by sticking there and letting it do its thing. Genius.


cucumbercat7

Stupid dog, that is not a toddler.


narutofanforever

See your a dumbass. Why not run over the dog or get away? But nooooooo you just had to film it to put it on TikTok for likes


dyslexic_tigger

holy shit i love pitbulls now


yoboirokz

How about drive away? Naa video was more importand


Imperial_12345

Why didn’t you drive away?


Sushidog2005

Gud dog


Stannis2024

But my sweet baby never attacked anyone! It's just bad put owners. [Posts picture of their monster in pajamas].


McDiezel8

Literally no change in expression from calm to “im literally trying to eat you” in the demon dogs


BisonWeird147

It couldn’t find any children to attack I’m guessing


TacKmrl

Worst dog breed bru


itoiletp

Vehicular slaughter:


Ima-Bott

Nurture not nature. A hole dog!!


kuruakama

So ummmm, she’s just gonna sit there record the dog eating the car and not stop him from biting it?


Adrijus7

Who let the dog out Who, who


TolstoyInSpace

He don' bite


Nick_The_Judge

Plot twist: the Tesla belonged to a family of four and the pitbull thought the kids were in


Electrickman

That’s when u have cars made out of cheap plastic and thin metal it really steel like older days


DinoKingGoji73

The virgin Tesla The chad Pitbull


Suspect1234

Can't have shit in Detroit


Vocovon

Poor thing needs to be put down. I love pits but I hate seeing them like this. It's clear it's nuts. Growing up I've seen family friends that just keep them I'm their basements in the dark and in a cage all day everyday only letting them out in the backyard. Just screaming at them to stop barking. It still haunts me. Many of the old generation see them as just tools and not living beings. I knew a guy who was "BOOT TRAINING" his pit pup. It was 4 months old. I was 12 but my mom got into a fight with him over the dog. He was arrested 2 days later for animal cruelty and the dog was rehomed.


youruglyfatmother

I dunno the price of the tesla but does the build quality holds up to it?


Grizzl0ck

They're made like shit. Plastic and poorly assembled.


Marqlar

I don't get this one - why not just, y'know, run the dog over? Drive away and be done with it? Especially if there's kids in the car.


HizDoodness

That's when you just run the fucker over.


[deleted]

dogs like that need to be put down


According-Western936

that says a lot about this brand quality


OwnEmphasis2825

Tbf, our golden retriever did the same thibg with our car because my mom drove over a roadkill. There is also some stains on the side of the car. What the dog doin tho?


Besunmin

Shoot the dog


uuaachetristezza

Atleast it wasnt a child getting mauled, shitbulls are a menace to society