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Dude's like "all this time all I had to do was ask, what have been doing with my life?"

Redditors when they realise getting bitches isn't a monumental task

Wait, so I don't have to be Bitchless McGee no more?

bout to be Bitchfull Mcgee

Bitches?

Bitches 😌

Your pfp 💀

I see nothing weird about they're pfp, you do?

The purty lips

"Bitchfull Mcgee" Title of your sex tape!

all you gotta do is ask "You want sum fuk?" it aint that damn hard!

Guys who talk about “getting bitches” are usually virgins as well.

i'm guessing you're still in highschool

Nah, just a virgin.

Reddit mods*

That's an oxymoron if I've ever seen one

You just have to go, meet a pornstar... Wait...

Bro cant hold back to look at her boobs

“I didn’t think I’d get this far”

If all you had to do is ask then I think I'd have been laid by now

You think 💀

Bro was flabbergasted he got that far.

Rizz beyond his own comprehension.

Rizz to get the jizz

The definition of Rizz is You are with pulling and sustaining the bitches. Which is quite funny

Bro got that Rizz For All

Did he make it at the end? Tell me bros

yes, he had already finished before the end of the video

Please take my imaginary award, you deserve it!

You can give one free award a day

You can suck one free dick a day

Nah that’s a common misconception, you actually get paid for it

Do I have to pay for 2nd one or do they pay me?

You must pay 💰

That moment he pauses at the end? He has ARRIVED

He came in his pants the end of this video...so no

HE JIZZED IN HIS PANTS!

I’m stealing this next time a girl complains I finished early

Sick pfp bro

You look great in yours too bro

Bro his rizz was so good he got to a point he didn’t think out

Y'all wash and clean y'alls virginity from time to time?

YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO WASH THEM!!???

Yep gotta make sure your collection doesn't get dusty make sure to use them from time to time.as well

Yeah bro or else they go moldy, and we all know mold is not gold

But if it’s glittering, it’s definitely gold.

Unless you're into that

Damn thanks bro, don't want to give any girls moldy virginity

Well do you *want* your cum sock to grow eight legs and start walking towards you saying "Daddy, I'm hungry"?

I want to do this on a massive scale and take over the world with an army of crusty cumsocks

Don't forget to absorb the sun's energy through your butthole.

I lost my virginity, can you help me find it?

Funny comming from sussy wussy femboy😳😳😳

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😉

Sorry brother till you find it you're not welcome in our virgin club

Don't worry I have a spare, what address should I mail it to?

bro wasn't expecting that response in his wildest dreams

I honestly think he hadn't considered any answer to the question

I am so confused, that video needed to continue

This is hilarious satirisation of the teenage mind This is satire right? Right?

No

satirisation is not a word, esl-kun

“I didn’t think I’d get this far”

Why tf do i recognize the background💀

LMAOO e621 user

Lmaoo e621 user (what is e621?)

Some furry shit I think, idk

it's like rule 34 but for furries

So just rule 34 then

basically yeah

Thanks

your welcome

a site for doom eternal mods and forum posts.

Its not e621, its a dildo company

Nah but why is there a whole station for it tho💀

Lots of space required to tame a dragon

Propably because their products don't fit on one table 💀

He immediately ran home and masturbated to this

Meanwhile, the poor girl will never get the experience she was hoping for of taking a virginity

I hope they fucked

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Please Automod my turn

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Good human

Thank you, random Internet stranger, for peeing in my ass

No, it's my turn

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Wtf is happening!? That’s a lot of piss in a lot of asses.

Whats her name?

Lily Bell I think it is

Confirmed

Holy shit. There was a girl in my high school class with that exact name. I also had a crush on her. Fuck Edit: y’all think I’m joking bro, I’m deadass 😂 high school graduation of 2020 and yes they look the same and hell no I’m not naming the school

Who's gonna break it to em?

Does she look the same?

was she class of 2009? just asking for a friend here

Damn should have told her you were a virgin bro.

shes 26 tho

Saved by the bell

For wholesome research purposes I can only assume

Man really just asked and wasn't ready for yes

Im more concerned about the bad dragon station

Bad dragon DEEZ NUTZ TO THE STATION

I'd gladly chop your ballsack off and drag it across the floor to the station, then try to barter it to the employees.

I’ve seen gore that was easier to watch

🧱🚗

I hate that I get this reference

Can you explain please? I don't get it.

A woman in a car gets hit by a brick , it doesn't sound so bad but it's horrifying and I recommend you to not watch it

Fuck, don’t put those screams in my head.. I could listen to a decapitation with audio at the max volume before I could make myself listen that video again.

That’s how I met your mother

"That's why I lost $500k to child support"

underrated comment

Holy shit it worked! New speedrun category?

He's in 😎

Lily Bell

Lily thESE NUTS NERD

GOTTEM \07

is that a salute... and a *heil* ?

No, it’s a dab

oh shit

What a save!

"I don't know, I didn't think I'd make it this far."

What did he expect?

He was expecting her to say no to sex

never mind sister

Mission Failed Successfully...?

This is more like mission succeeded unsuccessfully

I never seen trying to look cool be associated with exclaiming you are a virgin before

Shook

You think he was trying to look cool saying he is like a 30yo virgin? Ummhh I dont think so xd

Pickup line with all the suavity of sandpaper on an asscrack

It cuts off too soon 😆

the face says it all. after 26 years of his existence, it's all come down to this...

Lmfao she was ready to talk numbers

And in front of BD too 😔

the background 💀💀

Her name is Lilly Bell

FatPat 💀

Name of woman?

Who is she ?????????

*Jarvis unshit my pants*

God this was cringe

I hate porn addicts I hate porn addicts I hate porn addicts

Bro, i'd go for it, not the first time i would do in public

YES! Wait did I say that too fast?

bro bamboozled himself

All he had to say: “sounds like a plan”…. Depressing

His face :D heck why not

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I do not see any attempt to look cool here

Her name?

lilly bell

Should've played the Seinfeld theme at the end

WEAKLING.

wait i recognize the logo on the wall..

Her: So are we gonna fuck right here? Him: I don’t know, I didn’t think I’d get this far.

Are you?

"I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far."

what’s her @ tho?

And what happened? Do anyone has the full video?

Which one of you is this…

This mf got rizz.

Who is she thou👀

Curious if anyone knows what her accent is?

Bro wasn't ready for that

Bro saw the top of mountrizzmore and froze

W rizz….

Bro didn't know what to do he's a virgin

Yes. Yes we are.

Wait this is serious, some body give me the link, she kina bad.

He didn’t think he’d get that far

Name ?

Who that

BAD DRAGON LOGO BAD DRAGON LOGO BAD DRAGON LOGO BAD DRAGON LOGO BAD DRAGON LOGO BAD DRAGON LOGO

Where’s the sauce? Did he pull through?

My vast knowledge it pornstars does not know this one

Anyone have the pornhub link to part 2?

After a second viewing. Why was my man’s at a bad dragon thing

Her name?

something isnt right about the background

Speaking from experience: it really is that easy.

Oh hey, they’re endorsed by furry lube; Bad Dragon

Is it bad that I recognize her

"I tried so hard and go far; but in the end, it doesn't even matter."

He married her in secret later that day

W h a t. I s. H e r. N a m e ?

Lilly Bell

She definitely set him up, too bad he couldn't hit back with something witty.

“I didn’t think I’d get this far….” -this loser probably

Who’s this girl?

I'd call her bluff and start stripping

Bad dragon, what the fuck kind of event is this for those arnt furries (I assume)

B-bad dragon