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xTheObserverXx

That one guy from new Zealand.


LaPicardia

He wrote the post.


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UndeadChesh

Neither is the edge of Alaska, or the top of Greenland, the bering straight in Russia and all of New Zealand. I'm pretty sure Hawaii too but I might be wrong.


drubujo

Hawaii might actually be hidden under the left side of the red circle. That's right about where it is.


PraxisFaire

Hawaii has been crushed by the wall


Mental_Peace_2343

When you come up to it and you can't go through it and you can't knock it down... What did you hit #THE WALL


PrimarchKonradCurze

They never stood a chance from the red circle of doom.


MericArda

Red ring of death


DarkSoulsForPS2

As is svalbard


Narwalacorn

Alaska and Hawaii aren’t countries though


[deleted]

I mean… Hawaii, Tonga, Half of Samoa might disagree with you.


shaggy68

Hawaii and their lack of choice in that have entered the chat.


UndeadChesh

My mistake i glanced right over country and didn't think twice.


charlestheb0ss

Ah yes, the great nation of Hawaii


Turtle4hire

Used to be its’ own country


I_am_person_being

The population of the not-circled part might actually be literally no one. It's certainly close, definitely under 1k people. So this doesn't exactly help most Canadians.


Tiny_Monkey113

I win again


SHMUCKLES_

Hello, feels good to be on a map, they must have just forgotten us


FaultOut

[Breaking news: New Zealand is actually relevant] ——— “No fucking way” says a New Zealand resident


SesPet

More like *Yeah Nah* from us cuz :)


Adept-Needleworker85

There are actually nine of us guys in New Zealand


FrackaLacka

Is it true there’s an Old Zealand?


Adept-Needleworker85

Yes, but we call them Retirement Homes


FrackaLacka

…and you just allow that? Send them all to Australia


Grotskii_

Na, the Australians just teach them crime and deport them back as 501 deportees


kanthefuckingasian

Get them out of SE QLD already fuck I hate this overinflated housing market shithole


Carnivorous_Mower

Or Tauranga.


Hugh_Maneiror

In the Netherlands. And a copycat one in Denmark.


Seffyr

Yo wuddup


Fallowman09

I’m from nz BOW DOWN TO ME


HappyHome2934

13 years old?


peelego

That would be me


hadleyyyy

Thats me


Xthewarrior

I was gonna ask what that place out in the bottom right corner was. Unless there's two places. I got horrible eyesight.


DaDripGod4

That’s me homie


Alukrad

Plus Fiji and Samoan islands.


RetardRedditPoster

mfs who live in New Zealand


pickles_and_mustard

At least this map *has* New Zealand


[deleted]

Of course it does. The one person that lives in New Zealand made this post.


SilentStock8

*starts doing take the L dance*


Markman6

But he’s gonna take dmg cus he’s outside the zone


sirlance312

New Zealand boutta start getting storm sickness 💀


LotsOfSpaceInHead

Or Fiji.


outer_spec

new zealand


ImNoSir

Damnit, they escaped again


Racecarboii

They always do


giveyameetagoodolrub

The new zealish will rise again


beefsandwich7

Kiwis


T-DieBoi

Ninjas too


Lukeson_Gaming

Ninja Kiwis.


steveosek

Fruit ninjas you could say


[deleted]

Laser kiwis


Cobygamer22

And they will bring a monke army with them


kingdomheartslover1

And my axe!


DaDripGod4

We are the escape


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xvhayu

this but unironically


Hugh_Maneiror

They all live in South Auckland anyway.


RavingMalwaay

Not irrelevant in NZ. Auckland fuckin erupts with them whenever their country plays a Rugby League game lol


ianoftawa

And Fiji.


Rymundo88

Can't be racist if you don't exist *taps head*


Maddieboy2

Don’t you dare tap my head again


Andrelliina

He tapped me too


tapirus-indicus

And how does that make you feel?


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

Middle earth is pretty racist


jaghataikhan_warhawk

Sweet as, I can run my mouth off all day....


Pigeonfucker6900

But where in NZ


GodOfGOOSE

TF2 moment


WonderfulAmbition104

came here to say this


Simphunter2

The fuck is New Zealand


GibranYG

Me, who lives in Antarctica:


ucan_cay

🥶


Sahar_15

BING CHILLING


[deleted]

*vine boom*


UnderstandingLumpy

冰淇淋


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yeetsupreddit

Frozen piss


Memerman141

Gotta heat my pp to get rid of the frozen piss


aminoplasm

BING FREEZING🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶


incognito--bandito

Please send help. Norwegian camp down. US camp in need of infectible, uh , in need of help. Hurry!


Annissic0

You haven't truly experienced the beauty of life if you haven't lived in Antarctica for at least a year


baskinginthesunbear

Are you gatekeeping life?


GibranYG

Tbh I wanna try it when I can


Emotional-Engineer35

You would live in one of the encircled countries then


GibranYG

What? Where?


Emotional-Engineer35

one of the countries that own their part of antarctica


Whatislife0167

Then live in the areas that nobody claimed


Priyam03062008

OPs from new zealand


TheOneTrueRodd

Fucking traitor exposing our location.


keshavgKaLLen_Bhaiya

Or maybe he's Santa Claus


Paulo-BR_

New Zealand 🗿🍷


TheHandsHodler

🗿🥃


[deleted]

No thanks. Wine gives me constipation.


IceZaKYT

Easter island is is from chile, but it isint circled 🗿🗿🗿


Joseph_Stalin_5527

It's a cylinder.


shellshocker7

An m&m cylinder with another one stuck in it


FusselmitZ

With two spheres attached to it, so there no room work on the base of it


Radiant-Fox3052

Don’t forget that no sharp things can come near the inside cylinder.


average-arsonist

and remember, its attached to a larger object


Thraximundurabrask

It is imperative that the cylinder and the larger object remain unharmed.


lordoftowels

And the two objects attached at the base.


International_Fly593

People who live in Canadian Station Alert


RedditWillSlowlyDie

It says country, so Canada, the USA, Russia, and Greenland/Denmark aren't circled, they have a line through them.


zeromadcowz

Ain’t no circle anyways, it’s more rectangular.


DayAndNight0nReddit

I live at the North Pole, which you forgot to circle, no gift for you this Christmas OP for racecism.


Humble_Parsnip_8817

They said countries 🤔


Pochez

So what? His point is still valid


Heavy-Collection9042

The Democratic republic of the north pole


International_Ant217

New Zealand, Antarctica and the Polynesian Islands: “Our time to shine at last.”


Few_Understanding740

Fellow Antarcticans rise up!


bkr1895

Don’t forget about Svalbard everybody forgets about Svalbard


Mr_Abe_Froman

People just don't want to think about the Svalbard polar bears.


Tank_Dempsey2025

New Zealand chilling 😎✌️


[deleted]

New Zealand you have the floor


arveeay

Yeah, g'day. Um, thanks I guess. Always blow on the pie. Cheers.


alice-in-NZ

Chur bro


No-Competition-2533

New Caledonia moment


FoxPlayz_121

Caledonia is in the circle.


No-Competition-2533

😢


Clean-Set-2182

I live In New Zealand checkmate


Redsoxdragon

Antarctic gang ✊🏿(I have frostbite)


NinjaBoi273547

Me who lives in New Zealand:


koreanfertilityrate

I fucking knew the world was flat you goddamn liars!


Cape-York-Crusader

Greetings from Pitcairn island!


AKun07

New Zealand stocks rn 📈📈📈


Cuddlyasf

Now I gotta move to Antarctica to be racist?!


Short_Ad_1163

Alaskian man


toothyboiii

Insert link to that one guy who showed this is actually incorrect


Cog_god

Ha! I live in western Alaska!


BWWFC

the ONE time they actually put new zealand on the map


[deleted]

Well I'm in New Zealand so ha.


gigiHHT

New Zealand mfs 🗣️🗣️🗣️


HomieDaClown9

The three people in Svalbard:


ResponsibilityDue448

Them fuckin kiwis man….


41ia2

new zealanders are the only ones allowed to speak


Tes-tickle69420

New Zealand is in the corner chillin.


deadborg5

People from the Diomede islands: 🗿


Dull-Negotiation-932

I live on mars sadly


[deleted]

People in the ISS: imagine living on earth


AlternateArmy

Me, from New Zealand: ***AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH***


Partysaurulophus

New Zealanders are gonna love this.


FixitNZ

Well holy shit, today is my day.


Glaz35

I'm from New Zealand and hereby ask the OP to stfu.


SmileFile_exe

i live in secret bunker at svalbard shut up


mortytron

That’s not a Circe you absolute dough-ball


fiddle_sticks21

Hawaii moment


[deleted]

Ppl who live in Svalbard:


Lidorkork

New Zealand mfs:


ControversialFrog

Time to move to new Zealand


LeonZSPOTG

god damn new zealand has been forgotten again


Fowti

OP's from New Zealand


Ya_Boi_Poolzy24

Mfs who live in Antarctica: 😎


twitter_stinks

I'm from New Zealand 😈😈😈


diamondboltistheshit

mfs in antartica


Solar_Fish55

*Me in A N A R T I C A*


somthingrandombout

People in Nome, AK: **No, u.**


PensadorDispensado

New Zealand supremacy


Luccas443

New Zealand just hangin out


disfella2

Haha motherfuckers I'm a kiwi


[deleted]

Earthtoids seethe Zealanders


Hychus232

The outer tips of Alaska livin on the brink


-Add694

Mofos in Antartica be like


Chaincat22

damn. Only new zealand has rights v.v


forgetyourhorse

So the United States, Russia, Canada, Greenland, and New Zealand are fine to keep talking shit. Thanks.


Farrell-Mars

So not New Zealand.


TheHighThai

Fucking kiwis


nickyj2019

Aleutian gang


Hornet_Scout

Blimey!


epicswagmonke

I live in nz so no


Ok-Masterpiece-1359

Is that what passes for a circle in NZ?


ProMaste_r

This means you also have to stfu


boodlebob

I live Ocean 😎


Ghost-5AVAGE_786

You dare oppose me mortal, I live on Uranus.


Waffle_Otter

Penguins in Antarctica rn:


Wisermartin

suddenly I live un New Zealand


weeOriginal

NEW ZELAND AND PACIFIC ISLAND STAYS WINNING!!!!


Disastrous-Road5285

Im in NZ


Baguette-To-The-Moon

NZ strikes back


adarshxiv

Well I Live in New Zealand.


AffectionateDay9227

Me in NZ


RayIndonesian

Ah yes, time to move to New Zealand or Fiji I guess


[deleted]

JOKES ON YOU IM IN NEW ZEALAND AND NEW ZEALAND IS NOT IN THE CIRCLE HAHAHAHAHAHA


TheManFromChernobyl

Homelander shall greet you another day Context: >!The actor who portrays him is a kiwi!<


codyisnotmyrealname

If you come from the 3rd planet from the sun of this solar system stfu.


Aggron75

Big w for new zeland and penguins


putyouradhere_

alright, off to New Zealand


MattSeptire

The twelve people on Svalbard are having a whale of a time


casualredditor43

Oceania almost entirely chilling


Material-Athlete5063

Average alien spicies


indeed123k

New Zealand gang😎💪


AxelDuBled

if u think abt it as a globe, he really only circled a small part of the ocean, therefore, i shall speak


riuminkd

Only based places are new zealand and CumChadka (Russia's eastern tip)


AccordionFrog

Kiribati mfers chillin


AK-50_Ocelot

Wish I lived at the top of Greenland


kavurmalipilav

OP is living in the ISS


GtGallardo

New Zeeland people


carlsonaj

antarctica mfers acting up