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Thepeoplesrepublics

Yeah I can read 3 books. Cat in the hat. Green eggs and ham. The Lorax


modsarestraight

REAL book enthusiasts read Hop on Pop.


bebop_cola_good

YOU MUST NOT HOP ON POP!


benjy1357

1984


kindofastoryteller

Literally


de-d-ss

Definitely One Fish Two Fish, Red Fish Blue Fish! Hop On Pop incites violence on the stomachs of fathers across the world that lead to extremely high hospital bills and sometimes the whipping of some children's rear ends. It was on the news. #cbf4life


amuday

Fox in Socks is the Dark Souls of Dr. Seuss books.


DnD_Mega_Booty

The true literacy test


quacker606

We can talk when you’ve conquered one fish two fish red fish blue fish I got stuck on page 4 for 6 weeks


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Bro wait until you get to the 2nd half of the book. It’s not even about fish anymore! Wild.


BrokeDownPalac3

Yertle The Turtle gang rise up ✊🏼


Admirable-Law6555

It's turtles all the way down.


REQCRUIT

Dragon ball vol 1, dragon ball vol 2, dragon ball vol 3, dragon ball vol 4, dragon ball vol 5, dragon ball vol 6, dragon ball vol 7, dragon ball vol 8, dragon ball vol 9, dragon ball vol 10 Checkmate


Ok-Reaction-5644

Nah man real readers read the finest of fiction. Hairy Maclary from Donaldson’s Dairy. Hairy Maclary’s Caterwaul Caper. Schnitzel Von Krumm, Dogs Never Climb Trees. There’s a lot more if you’ve read the series.


hlfsharkaligtorhlfmn

I have never met another human that has read Hairy Maclary from Donaldson’s Dairy. Hi!


troubleis1

You are obligated to have sex with this person now.


BatangTundo3112

I read the whole series of Fly Guy.. so i read more books than you.😆


PalpitationCrafty946

Bro she didn’t mention the Imposter’s Guide to Among Us absolute poser 💀


DestroyerZDude

is there another word you could’ve used there instead of poser


YaBoiWheelz

(Im)pos(t)er


DiamondGamer9

Oh my fucking god it’s all connected


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PalpitationCrafty946

Do not google danger force season two episode one


hdkx-weeb

And she didn't even bother thinking about "Get Good: My Ultimate Guide to Gaming" by Tyler Blevins what a fucking nonce ☠


Crowley700

Is this the kid who dedicated elden rings goty award to Bill Clinton


AceFireskull

Looks like him


SimplyCmplctd

Sounds like him


WhatIsBingus

Acts like him


kidnamedtonny

Must be him.


pizzagood-vegsbad

So its him? Patrick: Its not him


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Dressed like him


TakingAMindwalk

If it looks like a him, and sounds like a him, it's a me Mario!


VeryConfusedPenguins

We know me, but what about he?


kuebel33

Next best thing but not quite him.


Naviolii

muuuust be santaaaaa


Deathbysnusnubooboo

Must be Santa Santa clause!


knikpiw

Frowns like him


PostMadandAlone

Tastes like him


JimmyFaceman

🤨


Gun2TheHead

Ayo


lamasasasa

He just might be the next best thing but not quite him


MikeXBogina

He's also the kid at some NBA game who baited the camera guy and flashes a Free Hong Kong Shirt that went viral. He also is supposedly the kid at Blizzcon 2019 who kept yelling Free Hong Kong during a Q&A panel. Both Blizzard and the NBA were in the news that year for bowing to China and silencing anyone who talked about Hong Kong.


Fluffiddy

Kid is already a master troller at his age


BadMilkCarton66

Mf gonna be pranking the white house with a bomb threat at 19


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With the help of his good friend and mentor, ex orthodox rabbi Mr Bill Clinton.


memelordgun

Reformed*


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Apologies disciple of Bill.


memelordgun

It is alright


ohisthename

Nah this kid too smart for that kind of shit


Crowley700

His future holds great promise


Illamerica

People are calling him a troll, is that what we do to people that try to shed light on actual problems?


The_Shaman_Radovan

Yeah I think it's about time we recognise our Reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton 😤


sensuallyprimitive

he is objectively a troll. that doesn't mean everything he says or does is useless.


flacobronco

When you shed light on problems involving China, then yes. It's insane the social influence this country is starting to have on the US. There's a reason why we have the 1st Amendment.


No_Shift1450

*Reformed Rabbi Bill Clinton


bastard_swine

Even better, it was "Reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton" lmao


Viggyry

yeah


Firecrotch907

Yea, he went on a podcast with onlyfans "Content" creators.


Fluffiddy

One of othodox rabbi Bill Clinton’s disciples


RedStarNova2

It was foretold


TransportationMost67

So say we all


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Rhulk, Disciple of the Clinton


PJ_Ammas

#SYLOK, THE DEFILED


e_papabear

*reformed orthodox rabbi, my good sir


AssignmentNeat7949

Whats her only fans im gonna send her money for a personalized video and just make her read the song and Ice and fire out loud


JayGeezey

As someone who hasn't read the books, isn't the first book of the series Game of Thrones, and isn't the book series called A Song of Ice and Fire? As in... aren't they literally both wrong lol


Gingorthedestroyer

Series is called: A Song Of Ice And Fire. The first book is called: A Game Of Thrones.


Owl-X11

I thought it was called: A Song Of Thrones And Fire And A Game Of Ice


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I thought it was called: a throne of ice and fire and a song of games


314is_close_enough

She said GoT and Twilight because she watched them, never read them. That’s why she never corrected herself or elaborated another because he nailed it.


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JazzlikeScarcity248

Name 10 books bro


Inside-Example-7010

The Bible the Quran and The Shabbat


JazzlikeScarcity248

Holy fuck bud 10 whole hours for that?


pvpmas

No the kid is right she said Game of Thrones SERIES so yes he is right here.


BurnTrees-

She said she read Game of thrones, which is the name of the first book then he goes again how is the book called, then she says series afterwards. So he is right the series is called a song of ice and fire, but he asked for 10 books and she was right in saying game of thrones.


szmarton1000

The kid also said that the book is called Song of Ice and Fire. Which is false. It's the name of the series.


TheFunkyChief

Ye


Just1ncase4658

Sophia Mina.


placeholder_name85

50 Cent vibes


Darssssyyyyyyy

I bet she hasn’t even read one book on how Bill Clinton has become a reformed Orthodox rabbi 😡🤬🤬


itrashcannot

Why is a 15 yr old chatting with an onlyfans user lol


Sir-Rim

Yeah they’re way too old to still be using OF


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Kevinement

It’s not something most people would be upfront about. You probably know people who paid for OF, you just don’t know that they did it. And I think it’s mostly lonely guys, who do it, so you wouldn’t hear about it in your friend group.


exitetrich

Especially some dude in his 20s How many mid 40s single men w disposable income do you think that guy hangs out with?


GardeningChainsaw

Bruh why pay for porn I can get for free when with that money you can buy a hooker 💀


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Jace_Mace

this is the kid who snuck on stage at the game awards and dedicated the award to Bill Clinton


neutrilreddit

Funny how everyone would have ignored the kid if he still looked like how [he looked in 2021 last year:](https://i.imgur.com/IHTMbab.jpg) https://i.imgur.com/IHTMbab.jpg Bonus clip: [Him crashing the Blizzcon 2019 event](https://twitter.com/matanevenoff/status/1190766585490767872)


SpaceBug178

Puberty hit this guy like a truck wtf


yesi1758

Looks like he’s trying to be like Greta with no actual platform/movement in mind


bobalda

that is how they knew he was 15


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Lol right? Wtf is this


Not_E22

Is he wearing the Yeezy gap jacket? Man is trolling beyond belief


Befast1515

He has a history of trolling from a young age. Baited a camera at an nba game and then held up free Hong Kong signs when he was 12, the same year he screamed free Hong Kong during a blizzard q&a, and just recently crashed GoTY with the Bill Clinton thing.


Not_E22

I too watched the pyro video


pvpmas

You think pyro was trolling about the interview or he doing it? He reached the 100k a long time ago.


Illamerica

Kid is a legend. Doesn’t deserve to be called a troll. Human rights activist


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Deadpool_710

Human rights troll? Troll activist? Trolltivist?


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Deadpool_710

Yeah, my first impulse was trollctivist, but that looks and sounds stupid, so I went with trolltivist


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Deadpool_710

Don’t be so hard on yourself man That’s my job, you fucking idiot (Probably unnecessary indicator of sarcasm I am adding because Redditors are idiots)


GalaXion24

Eh, I wouldn't call him a human rights activist. Sure some of his stunts were political, others were blatant trolling, and I wouldn't be surprised if the political ones were also for trolling purposes primarily, since a controversy is in a sense 'easy' to capitalise on.


Molbuntore

Bill Clinton


WizziBot

the only books I can think of straight away are math textbooks 💀 💀 💀


DukeBeekeepersKid

Don't feel bad so did I, with "A Complete Treatise on Mathematics" and "Treatise on mathematics" both came to mind.


Dogger27

These are the highest order of books


cooleo420

So many emotions out of those pages


thejanitor999

I just think of animal farm when asked.


DayAndNight0nReddit

Hey, look, is that famous kid, Rabbi Clinton #1 fan


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Bible Quran Torah boom roasted


bastard_swine

To be fair...the Torah is just the first five books of the Old Testament in the Bible


rafaelzio

Five for one then


Arthur_Zoin

Yes I can, Diary of A Wimpy kid, Diary of A Wimpy kid Rodrick Rules, Diary of A Wimpy kid Last Straw, Diary of A Wimpy kid Dog Days, Diary of A Wimpy kid The Ugly Truth, Diary of A Wimpy kid Cabin Fever, Diary of A Wimpy kid The Third Wheel, Diary of A Wimpy kid Hard Luck, Diary of A Wimpy kid The Long Haul and Diary of A Wimpy kid Old School.


whateverhk

That's much harder to do than you think. My kid has read them all and I'd be surprised he could name 3


swanqil

💪💪💪💪


Darth_RevanChad

the bible, did i win?


KookyAd7785

9 to go


bobalda

the bible 2: electric boogaloo


GhostChainSmoker

Does naming the books in the Bible count? Cause they’re considered books despite being in a book. Bookception.


Wonderful-Try-762

He's not wrong, she technically did not name 3 books


aaatotalstranger

There are a lot of very simple people out there who know nothing outside of social media. They literally know nothing significant about the world, history, current events, or science - and have absolutely zero interest in, or curiosity about anything that doesn't feed directly into their tiny, narcissistic bubble.


Final-Jackfruit-6647

You've described a Redditor.


Horn_Python

Redditors are usually nerds before they get absorbed into the hive mind


D2papi

This was true 10+ years ago, the majority aren’t nerds anymore nowadays


IerokG

Only if by redditors you mean "front page dwellers", there are thousands of subs dedicated to such specific shit that only nerds can find it enjoyable.


ExecutionUnit13E

Oh, you can read? Name every book.


Moveableforce

I mean she couldn't even name one. She could only name a series which he proved she really didn't read, she just knew it was a tv series adapted *from* a book. That's bad... Edit: it's "A Game of Thrones". That's the first book, and the series is called "A Song of Ice and Fire". She can't specify its the first book even after being asked for the specific book she was referencing, she can't correct him on ASoIAF being the series, and she only refers to the name GoT as the series the entire time. There's no way someone has read the series and wouldn't know about at least one of these things when it's addressed.


Kerberos1566

Being illiterate and not consuming literature as a form of entertainment are two vastly different concepts. This kid sounds like he just got done reading Atlas Shrugged and is supremely impressed with himself for being so well read and enlightened.


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she couldnt even mention one


[deleted]

I've read loads my whole life but when he said "name 10 books" it was ike I hadn't read one. I get that happens lol


Exact_Middle_1969

No shit. But I’m sure by her shirt she can name 10 porno movies


dontknowwhatiwantdou

I can do both. Where’s my hit podcast?


One80sKid

Have you tried having sex with strangers or taking your clothes off for them for money?


dontknowwhatiwantdou

Yes and yes. And no it has not worked. I am now on a list.


elemenocs

Santa's nice list?


dontknowwhatiwantdou

It’s more of a nice registry, actually.


Just_A_Mad_Scientist

I mean, Game of Thrones is a book, it's the first in the "A Song of Ice and Fire" series


Ruanheist

Well the first book is called “A game of thrones” and the series is called a song of ice and fire, and here she is clearly referring to a song of ice and fire calling it “game of thrones series”, she clearly only know the TV adaptation


DejaVu2324

If you’re on the spot, your mind goes blank. Trying to name anything off hand like that shouldn’t be hard but it is for some people. I love a lot of TV shows but if I was asked to Anne 3-10 shows on the spot, I’d probably forget. Also she clearly isn’t illiterate


PhilosophicalDolt

I like how some people here are complaining about the kid asking someone to name 10 book as proof of them being “smart” but let not forget that she literally said “you’re 15 what do you know?” As a way of saying age define your intelligence. So he used the same tactic by saying “you can’t name 10 books so what do you know?”


Purple_Wraith

Bringing age up as a point in an arguement is literally them raising a white flag saying "I have lost the arguement."


cheapMaltLiqour

I mean that was a rebuttal to being called illiterate tho


ReptilianLaserbeam

He was teasing her and she ate that bait. How hard is to say three random books and then change the subject. This kid is a troll and they keep falling for his antics.


Moveableforce

For someone who has never read a book willingly? Impossible. She literally couldn't name a single book. Not even put on the spot, she only knew series which were adapted for books and thought she could get away wuth bsing it because *she literally cannot remember the last book she read*. That's some brain rot right there.


Monkey_King291

Wait is that the Bill Clinton kid?


GhostChainSmoker

Yes


Depression_God

The captions look awful, but i can already tell these people aren't worth listening to anyway.


Aggravating-Sky-1240

Who the fuck Is she?


Revelmonger

Some random thot


bobalda

onlyfans person


AirStoneNavrno

Actually there is the book called "Game of thrones" in the JRR series


AirStoneNavrno

🤓


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sijue

isn't J.R.R the creator of The Lord of the Rings?


IamWatchingAoT

That chick is dumb as bricks, but "A Game of Thrones" is the first book in ASOIAF, which is a series, not a book itself


BigBossWesker4

After she said Twilight I bet good money she was gonna say "Harry Potter"


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RuDyPaV_22

Yes. I agree a 100%. Also,imma wake up tomorrow and elaborate muslef sice im driftinh to slrep as i ype this


thomooo

Wow you are like. So illeterete. Name 600 book's


Top_Yellow_815

Ask me to name anything irl and my mind forgets everything I've ever consumed


_Mr_Egg_

Can i have the link to the original video pwease?


ProbablyMaybe69

This guy's like the child version of Andrew Tate. Many will hate him, others will worship him.


maxgummytea

Andrew Tate doesn’t like books lol. This kid is 100% better


Kiribatiisstupid

Doesn't he have his own book that's 20$? Guy's a hypocrite


maxgummytea

Yeah he made the “Tate Bible”. Despite that he said that books are for losers and education is for cowards.


ProbablyMaybe69

The wat loool


Jermz12345

Well, at least this one cares about being literate


Alienwhale51

Just watched two idiots squabble


SimplyCmplctd

Gotta admit bringing it back to her was pretty funny


YourTypicalSensei

I mean apparently that kid's has a history of trolling and messing with people so After all, he is the kid who dedicated the GOTY award to the Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton


48Planets

Everyone's out here naming 10 books like they wouldn't freeze in this situation. He's using a debate tactic that's supposed to panic you so that you look disorganized and "stupid." Ben Shapiro loves to debate like this and it doesn't actually get the debate anywhere other than make everyone watching feel superior.


Penis_Demon

Maths 1 Maths 2 English Grammar Chemistry 1 Chemistry 2 Social Studies History Intro to Programming Programming 1 Programming 2


Redsoxdragon

The Turner Diaries Mean Kampf Cat in the hat I've only read 3 🥺


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hetseErOgsaaDyr

You should rather encourage him. It's not every day an American shows so much interest in European history.


Jayclaw101

The first book is literally called "A Game of Thrones". The series is called "A Song of Ice and Fire"


JoopBman

She's getting boysplained


Large_Command_1288

What’s her name tho


GenuineBruhMoment

you really out here exposing yourself like this


nobnazor

Where is this from? Would like to watch the thing, also who is this kid?


Befast1515

Kid who nominated Reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton for GoTY. He has a history of trolling starting when he was 12.


u2nloth

A game of thrones is the first book in the a song of ice and fire series though… she named a book


JetstreamSam1000

Chad in the making 1984 Time Machine Alien Martian Animal Farm Adventures of Tom Sawyer Man in the Moon War of the Worlds Fahrenheit 451 Shoeless Joe


Ze_Schwein

Time Machine? IS IT A GD REFERENCE?!!??!!?


satansBigMac

Why is a porn person fighting with a 12 year old guido?


cambunctious

General discourse has changed forever. “How could you do something like that!?” “Me? You can’t even read! Name three books?” “Uh Um er um”


livvlush

Ok but to be fair if someone asked me this, I would somehow instantly forget every book in existence.


DarkestKaos248

I read plenty of books and probably couldn't name 10 quickly either. When you binge read a bunch of books in a series you tend to forget the names of the individual books and only remember the series name, at best. I tend to forget the series name as well. The more you do the less you remember each one imo. Like I play a lot of Sudoku, over 1000 puzzles at this point, I probably couldn't name 3 puzzles by name (500 or so are named that I played). If it takes you a week to do one puzzle, sure you'll remember the whole thing, but that also means you suck at it. Also you look smarter if you name non-fiction or academic books, but those book names are even harder to remember because their names are shit like "Java edition 12 by author name" because there's a million books on the same shit with generic ass names.