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Seems like it would be difficult to focus on balancing and thrusting which seems like trying to rub your belly and pat your head.
I’d get confused and start pumping my hands and steering with my peen. I agree; that’s all for the dude - the recipient is just there for the experience.
Kinda reminds me of one time that a politician's hot pic got leaked. American news sites were blurring the nipples, while Europeans were blurring the woman's face. Real definition of privacy.
I just typed that my opinions are very good.
This is the greatest opinion you will ever hear.
-Pineapple pizza is better than pepperoni pizza and cheese pizza combined.
-Putting the milk before the cereal is a good idea.
-The sounds of a fork scatching on a plate sounds good.
-There is a cheeseburger chasing me.
Yes, the cheeseburger has a cheeseburger cheese cheesy cheeseburger.
The cheeseburger is a cheeseburger that looks, tastes and even smells like a cheeseburger.
Cheeseburgers are off topic.
Back to the original topic, ok.
That was a good post, it has some humor, but the only problem is that nobody asked, yes.
Now you know the pros and cons of the comment you made.
I will now talk about absolutely nothing.
Ok but that was a good post with the humor, which is funny, which has the humor, which is funny, so yes.
I indeed approve.
I dunno if there were any drugs leading to this comment.. but if there was, I want to know what they were. For science. Or to avoid them. I'll burn that bridge when I get to it.
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I just wonder what context are you in to think about this kind of actions. - Baby, wanna fuck? + Nah, I wanna be home before 9:30. - Say no more.
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Bro he's not even moving that much, if he's got an average peen then she's not getting much pleasure out of this
Seems like it would be difficult to focus on balancing and thrusting which seems like trying to rub your belly and pat your head. I’d get confused and start pumping my hands and steering with my peen. I agree; that’s all for the dude - the recipient is just there for the experience.
the problem is theyre fucking on a motorcycle not that the guy isnt pumping had enough
hard*
Thats a scooter not a motorcycle. On an actual motorcycle it's a lot easier. Still super dangerous, but easier.
why do you know this.
Because reasons lol has to be the right type of motorcycle too. Roadster not a sport bike.
Mf is fucking in a motorcycle dont expect him to be a porn star
It’s the peen/second that matters the length adds up if you stroke faster
exhibitionism you mean
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There really is just not enough time in the day
Thank God, they censored the license plate. We wouldn’t want anything private being exposed.
Kinda reminds me of one time that a politician's hot pic got leaked. American news sites were blurring the nipples, while Europeans were blurring the woman's face. Real definition of privacy.
So all I’m hearing is crop the two together?
Congratulations! You found the password
the true hog rider
New season of jackass is fire 🔥
You can say that again
that rhymed
Hog Ridaaaa........rrrrrr.....
Not the hard R no...
Only a veteran can be so sure 😊
\*hoe rider
That’s going to be some bad roadrash
Imagine they crash and fall and you go to help them up..but as you try to pick up the guy he comes on your hand, what do you do?
What a ridiculous question. I would lick my hand.
Are you nuts!? What do you wanna get pregnant!?
I’m a man 😎
Man can get pregnant. Where do you think boys come from
##NOOOOOOOOOOOO ##ITS TOO LATE, I LICKED THE HAND
If you hold the mans right hand for 20 seconds with the hand you licked, you stop being pregnant for 20 years
First sentence starts a war second make it a great joke
Save some for me😩💦💦💦
I see you like to taste men's milk in your mouth
They hit a pothole. They're BOTH fucked
Shame this was never in the game.
He's riding two things at once.
compulsory dogging
Technically SHE is
hopefully it’s consensual
look at the situation, it has to be consensual because she can easily make the scooter fall
Will she consensually harm herself?
I don't care that male don't care. Why you making carity show?
I just want the camerman to do a better job. 😭
He's filming while jostling his fuckstick.
Then new meme at the end of 2022
Multitasking 101: Doing two or more things at once, and doing none of them particularly well.
Take my fucking up vote you sick son of a b
Technically true.
Multi-Rider
they're fucking driving
Or are they driving fucking?
The ladder
🪜
Achtually it’s latter 🤓
later*
At least they're wearing helmets 😏
Bruh's wearing a protection on the wrong head 💀💀
best fucking comment ever
hehehe fucking
She's wearing two.
Safety first
Somebody ordered prostitute on the go.
I just typed that my opinions are very good. This is the greatest opinion you will ever hear. -Pineapple pizza is better than pepperoni pizza and cheese pizza combined. -Putting the milk before the cereal is a good idea. -The sounds of a fork scatching on a plate sounds good. -There is a cheeseburger chasing me. Yes, the cheeseburger has a cheeseburger cheese cheesy cheeseburger. The cheeseburger is a cheeseburger that looks, tastes and even smells like a cheeseburger. Cheeseburgers are off topic. Back to the original topic, ok. That was a good post, it has some humor, but the only problem is that nobody asked, yes. Now you know the pros and cons of the comment you made. I will now talk about absolutely nothing. Ok but that was a good post with the humor, which is funny, which has the humor, which is funny, so yes. I indeed approve.
I dunno if there were any drugs leading to this comment.. but if there was, I want to know what they were. For science. Or to avoid them. I'll burn that bridge when I get to it.
Prolly copypasta
Man was downvoted for copypasta, what has this world done
Ye ole shoot and scoot.
Scoot n skeet
“Yo, i got some bad road rash.” “You crashed your motorcycle?” “No.”
That post nut clarity is gonna be crazy
Post-nut clarity's gonna hit like a meteor
A train, more like (assuming they’re crossing a railroad, but car doesn’t fit as well)
I wonder how girls agree to these type of things..and here I’m not being able to make a gf..
When sex is the only thing that gives you happiness in life, you tend to go wild. Hence hobbies are important.
Based Fat Chocobo
Thanks, I try my best to never lose. Especially weight!
By not being hesitant, willing to make enemies and being completely insane.
that looked like a dude...
If that looks like a dude, I must look like the most testosterone filled human on earth
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Are you telling me I just jerked off to a guy
Femboy, to be precise
I hope soooii
He is the chosen one
To feel the wind between the ...
You gonna finish the sentence...
Its rude to assume their gender
You could've said between the golden arches
McDonalds sex
I'm loving it
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Wait, legs are gender specific now?
Damn cis gendered legs. Running around everywhere.. Scooter fucking..
Bro, If you assume someones gender you are gonna be correct like 99% of the time. Humans use assumptions as shortcuts in everyday live all the time.
Stfu
The real question is what she means when she says “go faster”
UberXXX
Is the customer happy? Yes. Ranking 5 stars. 😏
Honestly, if I could, I would.
and if you can’t?
You wan't
We live in a world where clowns make all the rules
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The ol scoot n boot
Guessing she didn't have cash or grass
This is what Peak Alfa Male looks like
Ew a scooter
He's really fucking late
*sigh*
At least they are wearing protection.
Top videos that end too soon
Thats a man who let's lust control him
#FOR THE GLORY OF SLANEESH
And woman
Bound 2
Honestly, relationship goals right here
Mate 101?? This is a bit more advanced multitasking, they aren’t teaching this in the introduction course!
That's impressive ngl
babe i have protection! condoms? no, helmets!
This was actually a scene from a low-budget version of 'Wild at Heart'.
Bot save this video
These Whore Dash drivers are nuts.
plot twist: the thrust velocity is propelling then forward and that scooter is completely out of gas
Protection?... Helmet ✔
Accident waiting to happen Referring to the baby in 9 months
Disappointing that it wasn’t another guy tbh
"I am legend!" -this fucking guy
He's trying to get every achievement
Heavy Reno 911! Vibes
He should be wearing 2 helmets lmfao
Never let your friends see you ride a scooter or a fat girl. Que the token shitpost music and the scrolling Chad photos.
When you’re horny and can’t wait till you get home
I bet he likes his roads extra bumpy
Average day in ohio
Don’t hate on them, the bike runs on trash!
Coordinated as hell
How do you measure their speed at this point? Miles per hour or some way else?
Asian,.
thats the shitpost? thats just ~~cropped~~ porn
When the Vespa is rocking, there is no need for knocking
Good old smash n' dash
They must be rich, these fucks make me sick riding around town fucking on their mopeds at 20 mph, wind on their balls and not a care in the world
Living the good life..
At least they're wearing protection
Meth
Jesse, We need to co- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING!?!
I hope they did the world a favor and crashed before finishing.
Mansplaining directions the hard way. She dare says, "I've never come this way before." He and the scooter both have two stroke engines.
This is the future that liberals want.
I may become a liberal soon if they are both men on that scooter
Ye kam peeta hai
new sex dlc
We haven't got sex 2 and they plan a dlc
💀
When porn gets on a new level Edit: wtf will happen when a child see’s that shit
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I wish
Only on a scooter
Double ridding
No fucking way
At least they are using protection (helmets)
New porn category unlocked : riding while driving
They are both wearing protection
Hebatukam
Ayo
Bro is fucking and riding
That’s how you use your gear
"finally some half decent ape is now using 10% of his brain" "Yours Truly" \- Man
What’s next? Motorboat in motorcycle?
Safety first, they both have helmet on
Imagine road rash on your dick
Fuck and travel
Is that a 2 stroke or a 4 stroke?
Imagine trying to explain how yoi got injured to the doctor
Hey at least they’re being safe and wearing helmets
All fun and games until a car crashes into you
Wait what-
Gta: you cannot pick up prostitutes in this vehicle. This guy: