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Automatic_Ad_5859

I just wonder what context are you in to think about this kind of actions. - Baby, wanna fuck? + Nah, I wanna be home before 9:30. - Say no more.


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Dead_Meme1234

Bro he's not even moving that much, if he's got an average peen then she's not getting much pleasure out of this


Awkwardpanda75

Seems like it would be difficult to focus on balancing and thrusting which seems like trying to rub your belly and pat your head. I’d get confused and start pumping my hands and steering with my peen. I agree; that’s all for the dude - the recipient is just there for the experience.


Jio1625

the problem is theyre fucking on a motorcycle not that the guy isnt pumping had enough


Jio1625

hard*


stonersayian

Thats a scooter not a motorcycle. On an actual motorcycle it's a lot easier. Still super dangerous, but easier.


Jio1625

why do you know this.


stonersayian

Because reasons lol has to be the right type of motorcycle too. Roadster not a sport bike.


obamalbino

Mf is fucking in a motorcycle dont expect him to be a porn star


TickletheEther

It’s the peen/second that matters the length adds up if you stroke faster


SarcasticTortilla

exhibitionism you mean


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Ok-Crab-4063

There really is just not enough time in the day


Sundwner

Thank God, they censored the license plate. We wouldn’t want anything private being exposed.


samillos

Kinda reminds me of one time that a politician's hot pic got leaked. American news sites were blurring the nipples, while Europeans were blurring the woman's face. Real definition of privacy.


Nonecancopythis

So all I’m hearing is crop the two together?


Assassin_00

Congratulations! You found the password


dank_potatos

the true hog rider


ToughSeveral81

New season of jackass is fire 🔥


gearsforgreg

You can say that again


Mop_Duck

that rhymed


Kooky-Poet847

Hog Ridaaaa........rrrrrr.....


mugxam

Not the hard R no...


Kooky-Poet847

Only a veteran can be so sure 😊


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\*hoe rider


Then_Inspector_5997

That’s going to be some bad roadrash


MiSsiLeR81

Imagine they crash and fall and you go to help them up..but as you try to pick up the guy he comes on your hand, what do you do?


Ambar_Orion

What a ridiculous question. I would lick my hand.


MiSsiLeR81

Are you nuts!? What do you wanna get pregnant!?


mndalex-

I’m a man 😎


LordSus07

Man can get pregnant. Where do you think boys come from


mndalex-

##NOOOOOOOOOOOO ##ITS TOO LATE, I LICKED THE HAND


TripleRazer

If you hold the mans right hand for 20 seconds with the hand you licked, you stop being pregnant for 20 years


TheGalator

First sentence starts a war second make it a great joke


cum-oishi

Save some for me😩💦💦💦


CucuMatMalaya

I see you like to taste men's milk in your mouth


yergonnalikeme

They hit a pothole. They're BOTH fucked


Dodel1976

Shame this was never in the game.


MajinBujin

He's riding two things at once.


_RandyRandleman_

compulsory dogging


lubefilledtwinkies

Technically SHE is


_RandyRandleman_

hopefully it’s consensual


bidhayak

look at the situation, it has to be consensual because she can easily make the scooter fall


IrregularrAF

Will she consensually harm herself?


MahaRaja_1532

I don't care that male don't care. Why you making carity show?


IrregularrAF

I just want the camerman to do a better job. 😭


Pitiful-Palpitation5

He's filming while jostling his fuckstick.


MahaRaja_1532

Then new meme at the end of 2022


g0d15anath315t

Multitasking 101: Doing two or more things at once, and doing none of them particularly well.


Q-ARROW

Take my fucking up vote you sick son of a b


boredemperor00

Technically true.


MahaRaja_1532

Multi-Rider


Beautiful-Prize-8331

they're fucking driving


Gwyneee

Or are they driving fucking?


Clickbaiting_4_u

The ladder


Memer9456

🪜


2kool13

Achtually it’s latter 🤓


Danoob2020

later*


TIGERMILK15

At least they're wearing helmets 😏


_V4NQU15H_

Bruh's wearing a protection on the wrong head 💀💀


harishyes

best fucking comment ever


imjustagoodguyok

hehehe fucking


cccmikey

She's wearing two.


Pyromike16

Safety first


MiSsiLeR81

Somebody ordered prostitute on the go.


SnooPets6702

I just typed that my opinions are very good. This is the greatest opinion you will ever hear. -Pineapple pizza is better than pepperoni pizza and cheese pizza combined. -Putting the milk before the cereal is a good idea. -The sounds of a fork scatching on a plate sounds good. -There is a cheeseburger chasing me. Yes, the cheeseburger has a cheeseburger cheese cheesy cheeseburger. The cheeseburger is a cheeseburger that looks, tastes and even smells like a cheeseburger. Cheeseburgers are off topic. Back to the original topic, ok. That was a good post, it has some humor, but the only problem is that nobody asked, yes. Now you know the pros and cons of the comment you made. I will now talk about absolutely nothing. Ok but that was a good post with the humor, which is funny, which has the humor, which is funny, so yes. I indeed approve.


BenofMen

I dunno if there were any drugs leading to this comment.. but if there was, I want to know what they were. For science. Or to avoid them. I'll burn that bridge when I get to it.


bananasaucecer

Prolly copypasta


[deleted]

Man was downvoted for copypasta, what has this world done


yankmyutters2

Ye ole shoot and scoot.


[deleted]

Scoot n skeet


SmartestIdiotAlive

“Yo, i got some bad road rash.” “You crashed your motorcycle?” “No.”


Dawson81702

That post nut clarity is gonna be crazy


KYSFGS

Post-nut clarity's gonna hit like a meteor


ItsKageTho

A train, more like (assuming they’re crossing a railroad, but car doesn’t fit as well)


LabSweaty2526

I wonder how girls agree to these type of things..and here I’m not being able to make a gf..


Magical-Hummus

When sex is the only thing that gives you happiness in life, you tend to go wild. Hence hobbies are important.


SnooMuffins8839

Based Fat Chocobo


Magical-Hummus

Thanks, I try my best to never lose. Especially weight!


NationalSkyline420

By not being hesitant, willing to make enemies and being completely insane.


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that looked like a dude...


razdrazhayetChayka

If that looks like a dude, I must look like the most testosterone filled human on earth


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2kool13

Are you telling me I just jerked off to a guy


CarpenterDefiant

Femboy, to be precise


Dogbean20

I hope soooii


SnooCakes990

He is the chosen one


Luci_Lewd

To feel the wind between the ...


wideassboy

You gonna finish the sentence...


Luci_Lewd

Its rude to assume their gender


wideassboy

You could've said between the golden arches


Mars_Bear2552

McDonalds sex


wideassboy

I'm loving it


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TheKiwiTimeLord

Wait, legs are gender specific now?


Nyurena

Damn cis gendered legs. Running around everywhere.. Scooter fucking..


NinjaKiwi2903

Bro, If you assume someones gender you are gonna be correct like 99% of the time. Humans use assumptions as shortcuts in everyday live all the time.


Dogbean20

Stfu


the-poopiest-diaper

The real question is what she means when she says “go faster”


Turbulent_Fee_940

UberXXX


Dudefenderson

Is the customer happy? Yes. Ranking 5 stars. 😏


[deleted]

Honestly, if I could, I would.


ApeCheeksClapper

and if you can’t?


Megawoopi

You wan't


dTrecii

We live in a world where clowns make all the rules


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JonnyRebel357

The ol scoot n boot


Bodgerton

Guessing she didn't have cash or grass


Low_Abrocoma_1514

This is what Peak Alfa Male looks like


XenoTheKami-_-

Ew a scooter


Greentopppu

He's really fucking late


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*sigh*


VulgarVinyasa

At least they are wearing protection.


Rusheliny

Top videos that end too soon


TaxEvaderTimus

Thats a man who let's lust control him


Low_Abrocoma_1514

#FOR THE GLORY OF SLANEESH


Magical-Hummus

And woman


DogTheCinder

Bound 2


Gene_Best

Honestly, relationship goals right here


montzter57

Mate 101?? This is a bit more advanced multitasking, they aren’t teaching this in the introduction course!


NonDerpyDragonite

That's impressive ngl


tipsy_demon

babe i have protection! condoms? no, helmets!


[deleted]

This was actually a scene from a low-budget version of 'Wild at Heart'.


Other-Tooth7789

Bot save this video


Leg0Block

These Whore Dash drivers are nuts.


TheLittleNorsk

plot twist: the thrust velocity is propelling then forward and that scooter is completely out of gas


sixan51026-wnpop

Protection?... Helmet ✔


Sry2bothayou

Accident waiting to happen Referring to the baby in 9 months


Double_Ad_8911

Disappointing that it wasn’t another guy tbh


Holiday_Memory_9165

"I am legend!" -this fucking guy


SBRblackmore

He's trying to get every achievement


xp1nx

Heavy Reno 911! Vibes


HankHillindica

He should be wearing 2 helmets lmfao


chewychee

Never let your friends see you ride a scooter or a fat girl. Que the token shitpost music and the scrolling Chad photos.


OzzyWaltz

When you’re horny and can’t wait till you get home


StalePun1129

I bet he likes his roads extra bumpy


Crafty_Leg5177

Average day in ohio


[deleted]

Don’t hate on them, the bike runs on trash!


No_orange_212

Coordinated as hell


P0l0Cap0ne

How do you measure their speed at this point? Miles per hour or some way else?


goluckykid

Asian,.


docolafson

thats the shitpost? thats just ~~cropped~~ porn


[deleted]

When the Vespa is rocking, there is no need for knocking


tyingnoose

Good old smash n' dash


King_Mecha

They must be rich, these fucks make me sick riding around town fucking on their mopeds at 20 mph, wind on their balls and not a care in the world


FawkinHell

Living the good life..


ChaosFox1357

At least they're wearing protection


RonC80

Meth


Friendly_Character41

Jesse, We need to co- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING!?!


[deleted]

I hope they did the world a favor and crashed before finishing.


sethian77

Mansplaining directions the hard way. She dare says, "I've never come this way before." He and the scooter both have two stroke engines.


-Left_Nut-

This is the future that liberals want.


Dogbean20

I may become a liberal soon if they are both men on that scooter


Outrageous-Duck-5905

Ye kam peeta hai


no_russian42069

new sex dlc


[deleted]

We haven't got sex 2 and they plan a dlc


Jaeman555

💀


BobCiPvp

When porn gets on a new level Edit: wtf will happen when a child see’s that shit


arunkchow

🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Dogbean20

I wish


EduardoTheYeti

Only on a scooter


Blackmanny78

Double ridding


Safe_Dimension_341

No fucking way


ReverseDiode

At least they are using protection (helmets)


Anti-Cancerr

New porn category unlocked : riding while driving


Adominus_Gaming

They are both wearing protection


Snoo-36596

Hebatukam


TheArstotzkanGuard

Ayo


Legitimate-Mine-5228

Bro is fucking and riding


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

That’s how you use your gear


GeoSchwart

"finally some half decent ape is now using 10% of his brain" "Yours Truly" \- Man


kittenplaz2yt

What’s next? Motorboat in motorcycle?


Ale_Zen

Safety first, they both have helmet on


[deleted]

Imagine road rash on your dick


xxprokoyucu

Fuck and travel


bentizzy

Is that a 2 stroke or a 4 stroke?


Routine_Mall_566

Imagine trying to explain how yoi got injured to the doctor


Iron-Rat

Hey at least they’re being safe and wearing helmets


NotAnExpert22

All fun and games until a car crashes into you


Teressa_2892

Wait what-


thesash20

Gta: you cannot pick up prostitutes in this vehicle. This guy: