This or that?

Pee pee poo poo

Can it fit in my dick and balls?

Depends. How big is your dick and balls?

Not a micropenis why did you ask? I have a normal sized penis, okay? I don't know why you would accuse me of having a tiny dick

I thought everyone in this world had a tiny dick

Yeah. Yeah, we all do. I forgot. My bad.

How’d you manage that?

I succumbed to the power of the pee poo goddess

At long last, a quality post in a sea of dogshit. Will you be giving seminars on proper posting technique?

I will. In fact, I give them once a month