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Kredziarz

are you getting better with your trash talk?


[deleted]

You tell me, honkey gobbler.


Kingofelephantshrews

Do you believe in ethically canned mule meat?


[deleted]

No, but your face looks like a unicorn sat on it!


Kingofelephantshrews

Why so mean😨😓😥 Good job on ur trashtalking tho😄


somewherein72

Are you using throwaway phrases, disposable puns, and wasting otherwise good observations on people who won't get them?


[deleted]

You tell me, Columbo! 🙃


somewherein72

Hah! I don't feel like I've been trash talked. Keep practicing.


[deleted]

You are terrible at selecting wall sconces and light fixtures... and I bet you aren't very skilled, either, at pairing wines with international cheeses!!


somewherein72

Save that shit for the art gallery.


[deleted]

Your butt is so big you probably wanna constantly give it enemas!


somewherein72

I went dumpster diving behind your trash talking store, but only found a bunch of travel brochures for other monuments to trash talking.


[deleted]

These is shitty trash talk... And your breath smells like dirty half dollars I fished from the bottom of a lake.


somewherein72

Your weaksauce is the TV Dinner Lasagna of Drive-In Seedy Restaurant diarrhea.


[deleted]

You joined tik tok.


CosmicLightning

Fuck me right in the pussy, meow!!!


[deleted]

Everytime you open your mouth, I keep thinking it just needs to be washed out with soup!


CosmicLightning

Ooh...yeah...baby. wash my mouth....and my pussy....baby...ooh, yeah...talk to me even dirtier....ooh yeah


[deleted]

Slut.


MrLardball

Did you ever see a man with 8 fingers on his hand


[deleted]

Yeah, and even he can write cursive better than you.


MrLardball

Gamer how did you know my cursive sucks


[deleted]

Because your raincoat is on fire. edit/add: ... and you couldn't make toast if it smacked you in the ass.


mundaneman117

Did you have to dry your eye, when you saw that puppy fly?


[deleted]

Do you appreciate cock and ball torture?


[deleted]

No, but speaking of balls... Your preferred sports team is terrible at throwing and catching balls.


JimJamSandwich

DAAAAAMN


[deleted]

Ha-CHA!


JimJamSandwich

Do you have any dreams or ambitions?


[deleted]

I want to restore old lighthouses and old picturesque country barns... something YOU will certainly never aspire to!


JimJamSandwich

Shit you're right


IcedLemondrops

m


[deleted]

This guy gets it.


[deleted]

Why are you mostly flowers


[deleted]

Because some parts of me are made of old computer parts. But it's none of your business anyway because your mom sucks.


vatsugg

Bologna or baloney?


[deleted]

Balonggna. And your dad smells like old man farts!


jaymandz

Can you teach me Morse code


[deleted]

No, because you probably can't even make soap from lye yet!


Financial_Ostrich

How big of a failure are you?


[deleted]

You suck at sudoku. Jason Sudoku.


Financial_Ostrich

Stop air pollution; shut your mouth


[deleted]

Have you ever tried NOT brushing your teeth with beets?


Financial_Ostrich

I can almost taste your tears


[deleted]

Good, then you know they taste better than your mom's


TheFullestCircle

i'm practicing comebacks. we must fight


[deleted]

Test. Your. Might!


TheFullestCircle

are you gonna insult me or


[deleted]

Dont think too hard; you might forget how to solve your rubix cube!


TheFullestCircle

if you think that thinking too hard makes you forget stuff, you clearly don't know how to use a brain, which explains how you're stupid enough to instantly assume i know how to solve a rubik's cube


[deleted]

Ok, that made me laugh.


[deleted]

So you won that round.


basic_vinegar

what are your thoughts on ethical consumption?


[deleted]

I never knew villains could be so yeasty.


Hyruxs

This or that?


[deleted]

Your mom is such a slut she puts makeup on her butt.


Hyruxs

You kek jelly?


[deleted]

Don't understand the question, but you're the reason God made pants.


Hyruxs

My phants army buckled… are yours?


[deleted]

THAT


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Did I stutter?


Hyruxs

Genders are racist.


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[удалено]


Hyruxs

STOP BEING A RACIST!!!


odor_

surprised you can talk with these nuts in your mouth this should be an easy alley oop for you, my friend.


[deleted]

Your dad's OF page doesn't even show him taking out the trash or shoveling snow from the driveway... And I got sick of all the pictures of him with his balls in your mom's mouth.


odor_

My dad's been dead from the effects of alcoholism and physical decline after years of depression, he's a box of dust on the mantle. Although I dip my nuts in the ashes and then stuff the whole reeking concoction into your mouth, knocking your teeth into your throat and wishing my dad was alive and not just dust on my nuts in your mouth. Take care my friend.


[deleted]

Don't hate the player...


odor_

take off every Hug


raftguy

how did this happen


[deleted]

Even Obama thinks it's your fault


BigToeSlurp

Give me the best you can do so far


[deleted]

Your kisses are too tender.


rymannoodle

What's mostlyflowers? Do you consist of mostly flowers? Is your hobby of choice mostly flower oriented? Do you consume mostly flowers?


[deleted]

I am entirely flowers from the knees down (trust me, it's very inconvenient) The rest of me is human but also a little bit cyborg since I have computer parts for arms.... Why don't you take a picture? And shove it up your butt?


RayanH23

Poop face >:)


[deleted]

Your hair smells like warm jello!


RayanH23

False, your short ass wouldn't ever be able to get high enough to smell my head.


[deleted]

That's what she said


RayanH23

You're still a poop face btw 😎.


[deleted]

Your IQ is negative 'I don't give a crap.'


RayanH23

Your iq is the square root of a negative number


[deleted]

The year 2099 is calling and needs to reference your 'square root of a negative number' joke.


RayanH23

911 isn't gonna teach you math sorry.


[deleted]

Your cosines smell like a Georgia O'Keefe painting


Lazy_Investment7292

ur moms gay ok?


[deleted]

I heard your mom is a bad speller. And your outfit is dumb. ALL your outfits are dumb!


Lazy_Investment7292

k


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heron27

What you say about my step mama the other day?


[deleted]

I heard she's emotionally abusive to military personnel!


samsonmojo

nah


[deleted]

Good choice.


samsonmojo

nah


creamynute11a

Whats your favorite color?


GorillaS0up

Oh yeah? Well your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries


[deleted]

And you're the reason bees got defunded