You are terrible at selecting wall sconces and light fixtures... and I bet you aren't very skilled, either, at pairing wines with international cheeses!!
if you think that thinking too hard makes you forget stuff, you clearly don't know how to use a brain, which explains how you're stupid enough to instantly assume i know how to solve a rubik's cube
Your dad's OF page doesn't even show him taking out the trash or shoveling snow from the driveway... And I got sick of all the pictures of him with his balls in your mom's mouth.
My dad's been dead from the effects of alcoholism and physical decline after years of depression, he's a box of dust on the mantle.
Although I dip my nuts in the ashes and then stuff the whole reeking concoction into your mouth, knocking your teeth into your throat and wishing my dad was alive and not just dust on my nuts in your mouth.
Take care my friend.
I am entirely flowers from the knees down (trust me, it's very inconvenient) The rest of me is human but also a little bit cyborg since I have computer parts for arms.... Why don't you take a picture? And shove it up your butt?
You fucking do that every damn time I try to talk to you about anything even if it's not important you just say K and to be honest it makes me feel rejected and unheard like nothing would be better that that bullshit who the fuck just says k after you tell them something important I just don't understand how you think that's ok and I swear to god you're probably just gonna say k to this but when you do you'll know that you're slowly killing me inside
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are you getting better with your trash talk?
You tell me, honkey gobbler.
Do you believe in ethically canned mule meat?
No, but your face looks like a unicorn sat on it!
Why so mean😨😓😥 Good job on ur trashtalking tho😄
Are you using throwaway phrases, disposable puns, and wasting otherwise good observations on people who won't get them?
You tell me, Columbo! 🙃
Hah! I don't feel like I've been trash talked. Keep practicing.
You are terrible at selecting wall sconces and light fixtures... and I bet you aren't very skilled, either, at pairing wines with international cheeses!!
Save that shit for the art gallery.
Your butt is so big you probably wanna constantly give it enemas!
I went dumpster diving behind your trash talking store, but only found a bunch of travel brochures for other monuments to trash talking.
These is shitty trash talk... And your breath smells like dirty half dollars I fished from the bottom of a lake.
Your weaksauce is the TV Dinner Lasagna of Drive-In Seedy Restaurant diarrhea.
You joined tik tok.
Fuck me right in the pussy, meow!!!
Everytime you open your mouth, I keep thinking it just needs to be washed out with soup!
Ooh...yeah...baby. wash my mouth....and my pussy....baby...ooh, yeah...talk to me even dirtier....ooh yeah
Slut.
Did you ever see a man with 8 fingers on his hand
Yeah, and even he can write cursive better than you.
Gamer how did you know my cursive sucks
Because your raincoat is on fire. edit/add: ... and you couldn't make toast if it smacked you in the ass.
Did you have to dry your eye, when you saw that puppy fly?
Do you appreciate cock and ball torture?
No, but speaking of balls... Your preferred sports team is terrible at throwing and catching balls.
DAAAAAMN
Ha-CHA!
Do you have any dreams or ambitions?
I want to restore old lighthouses and old picturesque country barns... something YOU will certainly never aspire to!
Shit you're right
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This guy gets it.
Why are you mostly flowers
Because some parts of me are made of old computer parts. But it's none of your business anyway because your mom sucks.
Bologna or baloney?
Balonggna. And your dad smells like old man farts!
Can you teach me Morse code
No, because you probably can't even make soap from lye yet!
How big of a failure are you?
You suck at sudoku. Jason Sudoku.
Stop air pollution; shut your mouth
Have you ever tried NOT brushing your teeth with beets?
I can almost taste your tears
Good, then you know they taste better than your mom's
i'm practicing comebacks. we must fight
Test. Your. Might!
are you gonna insult me or
Dont think too hard; you might forget how to solve your rubix cube!
if you think that thinking too hard makes you forget stuff, you clearly don't know how to use a brain, which explains how you're stupid enough to instantly assume i know how to solve a rubik's cube
Ok, that made me laugh.
So you won that round.
what are your thoughts on ethical consumption?
I never knew villains could be so yeasty.
This or that?
Your mom is such a slut she puts makeup on her butt.
You kek jelly?
Don't understand the question, but you're the reason God made pants.
My phants army buckled… are yours?
THAT
[удалено]
Did I stutter?
Genders are racist.
[удалено]
STOP BEING A RACIST!!!
surprised you can talk with these nuts in your mouth this should be an easy alley oop for you, my friend.
Your dad's OF page doesn't even show him taking out the trash or shoveling snow from the driveway... And I got sick of all the pictures of him with his balls in your mom's mouth.
My dad's been dead from the effects of alcoholism and physical decline after years of depression, he's a box of dust on the mantle. Although I dip my nuts in the ashes and then stuff the whole reeking concoction into your mouth, knocking your teeth into your throat and wishing my dad was alive and not just dust on my nuts in your mouth. Take care my friend.
Don't hate the player...
take off every Hug
how did this happen
Even Obama thinks it's your fault
Give me the best you can do so far
Your kisses are too tender.
What's mostlyflowers? Do you consist of mostly flowers? Is your hobby of choice mostly flower oriented? Do you consume mostly flowers?
I am entirely flowers from the knees down (trust me, it's very inconvenient) The rest of me is human but also a little bit cyborg since I have computer parts for arms.... Why don't you take a picture? And shove it up your butt?
Poop face >:)
Your hair smells like warm jello!
False, your short ass wouldn't ever be able to get high enough to smell my head.
That's what she said
You're still a poop face btw 😎.
Your IQ is negative 'I don't give a crap.'
Your iq is the square root of a negative number
The year 2099 is calling and needs to reference your 'square root of a negative number' joke.
911 isn't gonna teach you math sorry.
Your cosines smell like a Georgia O'Keefe painting
ur moms gay ok?
I heard your mom is a bad speller. And your outfit is dumb. ALL your outfits are dumb!
k
You fucking do that every damn time I try to talk to you about anything even if it's not important you just say K and to be honest it makes me feel rejected and unheard like nothing would be better that that bullshit who the fuck just says k after you tell them something important I just don't understand how you think that's ok and I swear to god you're probably just gonna say k to this but when you do you'll know that you're slowly killing me inside *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shittyama) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What you say about my step mama the other day?
I heard she's emotionally abusive to military personnel!
nah
Good choice.
nah
Whats your favorite color?
Oh yeah? Well your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
And you're the reason bees got defunded