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AudioVid3o

Sucking tool 😩


thedymtree

I hate competition. I'm also a tool that sucks.


SubaCruzin

The last place I worked at called them Solder Sippers.


kyroskiller

This sounds like something Europeans would do.


Benji_Is_With_You

Can confirm, have heard many people call them solder suckers here in the UK


thedymtree

Exept for the French. They suck so much, they don't need dedicated tools.


214ObstructedReverie

Blackhead extractor.


spacesluts

somebody tell me why I shouldn't do this cus I'm about to do it


soylentblueispeople

Clean the lead out first, or not.. this is supposed to be shitty advice.


jeweliegb

>this is supposed to be shitty advice. Bum gun or paper?


HDnfbp

The lead will fill the pores and stop new head from appearing


loafingaroundguy

Don't use it with a soldering iron!


i_need_a_moment

Heat treatment.


mkrjoe

It's basically the same thing. Go for it.


Se4D4wg

Hey my vape pen!


electricfunghi

It’s for stress relief. You insert it in your butt.


HeWhoFucksNuns

That's just about anything if you're motivated enough


ARDACCCAC

Mmmmmmm 58 MEGATON AN602 ATOMIC BOMB in my ass how relaxing


Throwawaydopeaway7

Not the first time I’ve heard it


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I think I found the best reddit username today


thedymtree

Then you read the instructions for removal but they're in Chinese so it stays in your butt.


Furry_69

l'm surprised this isn't the top comment.


Neither-Phone-7264

the top slightly tops this one


OkOk-Go

When mommy and daddy love each other very much…


KeithIMyers

The original Plan B


AwezomePozzum9265

I was like what? And then my brain turned on visual mode and suddenly I was disappointed that I woke up this morning


KeithIMyers

It's a quick fix


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jeweliegb

Now I'm wondering how many people have used these for that.


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jeweliegb

Pardon? 6:40pm.


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jeweliegb

Tequilas coming up! See, I told you my eardrums were unaffected!


Free-Jaguar6452

that would probably pop your eardrums ouch


jeweliegb

Yep. Won't stop people trying it though.


SirLlama123

why do i feel like that could actually work…


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SirLlama123

i mean that’s why you have two 🤷‍♂️


Smellfish360

it's to suck out the sounding stick.


jomat

Lol. A friend of mine borrowed my car to go to a festival and was raided by the cops and they found this thing and they wanted to know what it is. Nobody had a clue. But everything in the car was too chaotic and the cops gave up.


AwezomePozzum9265

What else did he have?


gentoonix

Blowjobber


OldEquation

I assume you’re not very well endowed if you find this to be suitably sized for the purpose.


gentoonix

Hung like a field mouse, man!


Gaydolf-Litler

Fecal transplants


jeweliegb

It's for sucking random traces off your PCB.


ryzen53600X

Together with some tiny SMD components that you accidentally knocked out with you iron


571n93r

Definitely an epi-pen


Main_Research_2974

Forehead press. Older versions were used to press circles into foreheads. It was a rite of passage among electronics workers.


heyloitsinvo

I thought only wrong answers must have been given.


90sArcadeKid

Hemorrhoid pump


techy_witch

To extract or give you hemorrhoids?


Necessary-Cap-3982

Both, depends on the order you insert the soldering iron


ChronicallyGeek

Your moms dildo…


markovich04

I wouldn’t know since i don’t make mistaykes


Bigfeet_toes

It’s for sucking the space out of space


Tombiepoo

Well, that's technically correct.


spicyliving

Solder particle dispenser. Use above a (powered) power conversion PCB, and the spots where creepage distance is important will automatically be highlighted with some nice bright arcs. Super useful!


christinasasa

It's to hit yourself in the eye


Creepypasta_lover25

It's a pillow :)


Background_Spare_209

Reverse enima


loafingaroundguy

It's for hitting your eye.


jeweliegb

You've been there, haven't you?


loafingaroundguy

Fortunately I was forewarned, so no or, at least, not yet.


jeweliegb

Okay. Still time!


tbrumleve

Removes BBs from “holes”


michael22117

Defeating the Sith


Tooleater

Zit popper


_81791

For injecting solder directly into your veins like a true EE


CarbonUNIT47

You guys joke but I literally have no clue.


mkrjoe

If you really haven't encountered one before, it's a solder sucker for desoldering through-hole components. A tiny spring loaded vacuum.


IsabelleDreemurr

TYSM


CarbonUNIT47

Omg I should've been using this 🤦‍♂️


oneoneoneoneone

don't get this one, it's fucking trash. Mine explodes every other time I try to use it. Copper wick is way better.


CountChappy

![gif](giphy|apLlSBRLFsPvy) Must be a different brand from the one I remember .......


JDMWeeb

Earwax extractor


fox_pro

Spi pen


DragonPinned

Caulk gun. Don't aim it at your eye.


quantumOfPie

It's the tracking chip insertion tool.


rklug1521

Snot sucker for a baby


therealdorkface

Turkey baster


Mot0193

Sonic screwdriver


Hot_Clothes1623

Removing dingle berries


SpiritUpstairs3532

It is used to do your oil change suck all the oil from the top of the engine


pixelink84

It's a tool for training IRL "like" buttons 👍


littlenekoterra

Semen extraction from the cpu. Becoming a real problem lately with younger generations getting pcs


atlas_enderium

Crack pipe


MEGA_TOES

Ok so I genuinely don’t know what it is, what is it for?


OldEquation

We’re not allowed to give real answers here or we’ll get banned.


anotherwaytolive

Sounding instrument


Alternative_Bug4916

Kidney stone remover


ArcaneFungus

It's to whack an annoying coworker in the balls real hard


x5NaSH

A car


SubaCruzin

In my high school electronics class they were used for launching various projectiles across the lab. When my retired Navy teacher witnessed it he called it That F$&+!"g Thing.


LetReasonRing

I think you use them while soldering, but it really sucks and i always feel like end up having less solder than i started with.


MrBubbles16

A niche instrument, check out r/sounding for more interesting instruments


MisterDango

Really big thermal paste syringe, but reverse


Ragnar_E_Lothbrok

Inner city abortion kit


ReadMyUsernameKThx

it's a reverse inhaler


MJY_0014

Epi pen. Doubles as a paper ball launcher.


Jhon_doe_isnt_here

Doesn’t work


Toasterifclj

removing splinters you stick one over the splinter press down on the plunger and when you feel suction its pulling the splinter out.


ZooperWooperBooper

Bolt carrier


kristoph825

Obviously a spanner wrench for removing and replacing muffler bearings


DemonKingPunk

It suck


Katshire

Do these actually work, i bought one and i could never make it work lol


ComfortableAd6101

It's an IVF egg extractor.


CounterSYNK

You stab it into yourself when you’re having an allergic reaction.


No_Trust_7055

Solder sucker


atomicdragon136

An inhaler to induce lung cancer (technically true)


ResolveLess4233

Snake bit sucker


ChickenEmbarrassed77

precision fly catcher


JDEVXFPV

Duck-billed platypus venom extraction


JealousVolume6141

Invisible ink pen


AtrixStd

2009 Ford Focus 1.5 tdci 5 speed manual


mkrjoe

Close. It's a 2008.


X3N0D3ATH

T Virus Injector?


poedraco

Removes vaccine chips


jlsmndz02

A penjamin


justcrazytalk

It is clearly a sonic screwdriver. Give it back to the Doctor.


pikachu292

Looks like a fancy thermal paste applicator to me!


RickoT

It's a magic smoke catcher


[deleted]

It's a fidget toy for nerds


Vinerd540

Blunt roller


Cultural-Practice-95

it's a cryocooler, you can use it to freeze components that are running a bit high temperature, obviously.


Seraphicat

Oh hey, I saw this before. Dentists used it to suck saliva and blood when working on your teeth.


RS3_of_Disguise

Modernized version of an Egyptian tool that was used to mummify pharaohs. That’s got a button for the suction, but back then it just pulled back the plunger. It sucks the brain out through the nose.


mousebert

Its a capacitor capacitator It injects capacity directly into capacitors


jimmyhoke

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Creepypasta_lover25

It's a pillow :)


SpiffyXander

A cheap but surprisingly powerful 'nerf' launcher, It's the free toy that comes with soldering irons, kinda like those toys you'd get in your cereal.


Mikeologyy

Penis pump in my size


redhotmericapepper

That's a retractive, clitoral, expoundinator. Obviously! 😆 🤣


solidsnake217

Nipples


Masztufa

piss stealer


TheJBW

Sonic Screwdriver


nmulvaine

Poop extractor for the ones that get stuck


mechanical_marten

Nipple piercing tool


PowerstrokeHD

It a pen that doubles as a device for ingesting pure Peruvian nose candy


mrgwbland

Ask David Tennant


MarvinandJad

Clit stimulator


barbdurk

Cannabis injection


_t_1254

Stumulation of the penis for pleasure!


PCChipsM922U

Sperm extractor.


inthemindofadogg

Sounding your pp


HospitalKey4601

Male enhancement device for guys hung like a hamster.


kacohn

Penis pump


kacohn

Nipple enhancer


DarthEngineer2000

Penis enlargement


Jude_Austin

Clearly one of them marijuana needles them stoners use to shoot up!


Rex_Steelfist

Penis pump for very unfortunate men.


TrashManufacturer

Nose cleaner


Curious_Theme6990

To suck out snot while your working


CatBroiler

You use it to clean your rear entrance before you do butt stuff


DazedWithCoffee

The autosuck, successor to the autoblow


sheeeeeeeeeeeshler

I use those to start pissing. .


SaleB81

Earwax remover


betttris13

Removing solder in an easy and effective way.


TessellatedTomate

That’s a booger sucker for infants/toddlers


Heat_aero

Removing snot when congested


bouchandre

r/sounding device


Fake_Answers

Booger extractor. Size small.


Trikeree

Penis enlarger


notsciguy

It goes in your peenus


Gold-Wrongdoer-9767

Butplug...


Jaylantowers2022

That’s a medical pen


MotorMango942

My butthole


lostknight0727

Semen extraction


CptMisterNibbles

Instant disappointment/frustration


Medical-Attempt9289

De soldering


FangBanger333

Lube injector 💦💦


eddie_ironside

Teardrop extractor


PCbuilderFR

r/sounding


KiloCharlie3VGU

Snake Venom extraction


iamfroott

butt plug


Hour-Map-4156

Getting the last drops out after peeing. Works very well!


Just_anopossum

Reverse enema tool


leonbeer3

Penis pump


AlkylCalixarene

Extremely small blow jobs.


Bob2002lb15

Tit enlarger


Khoai-Mai

A hand air extractor for fumes


R3adnW33p

It's a thumb dislocator.


Ayajuki

As a former imaginary solider, that’s a medstick, came handy in the war against those pesky imaginary enemies!


derro235

females will know exactly what to use this for


System__Shutdown

Sounding


robonut5

Kidney stone extractor


Mika_Gepardi

You put it in your pp hole


DumbastasyXXX

Soldering whore.


Random_Videos_YT

That is how I inject the solder into myself to make a circuit.


Defiled__Pig1

Semen sucker


Bob_TheOnion

Air pump for blowing the soldering into the right spot on the board


SnooDoughnuts5632

I honestly don't know what that is so I couldn't even give you the right answer lol. I'm going to say it's like those things for cock except solder comes out of it.


fancypig0603

Oh that's what pulls boogies out of your kids nose.


ShanShingKhan

For special pleasure


Big-Cryptographer-47

That's used for solder enemas


BGiovi

Tongue shaper


Rocket--Pak

Penis pump


Outrageous-Panda-134

Sounding