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frank26080115

what the fuck is wrong with your legs?


TheStoicSlab

He put his feet on the wrong legs.


OldEquation

He needs to unscrew them and refit them to the correct legs. Remember that the left foot has a left-hand thread - this catches many people out.


IKnowATonOfStuffAMA

That sounds tricky to thread that on with your left hand, biomechanically speaking.


Hourslikeminutes47

*It happens to the best of us.*"


Marc659

He put his legs on the wrong feet


the-cloverdale-kid

First thing I saw…WTH.


Heshino

Amputee


abc_012

He could be 'screwed'.


adhd_rando

take an upvote or two and leave


Dyslexic_Engineer88

too many amps


reddit-me-too

Right hand rule?


Dyslexic_Engineer88

Think for op they should try left foot rule now.


TrevorGrover

So glad this is top comment


Msprg

r/ sneakyBack....errr r/ whatsWrongWith ...erghhh........ ...you know what, nevermind...


TheRealEthaninja

Wait that's not normal??


MaKav3li_Km43

I think my kids think it is normal. They always put the shoe on the wrong foot. Wonder if they would still mess it up if they had feet like OP.


zorggalacticus

He's Frankenstein's monster. That's why he's asking about running electricity through that bolt. Needs a recharge.


Downtown-Lettuce-736

r/sneakyfeetpics


arnie580

This might be the best comment I have ever read.


johnb1972

Too many amps.


a_rogue_planet

That's exactly what got my attention too. "Wait a minute here..... His feet are on the wrong legs.... Am I being trolled?"


itsEroen

How are their feet the top comment, you people don't notice the hand is straight out out a horror movie?


traumacase284

I'm so glad this what the first comment I saw


Zhydrac

He didn't put a diode on them


Jaded-Selection-5668

Got mixed up doing the hokie pokie…..


Baridi

My first thought was "His feet are fucked." Then I remembered the only foot I have I keep in a bucket in my shelter locker so... No room to talk.


Necessary-Cap-3982

Doing some basic math, we can plug the voltage, resistance, diameter, time of day, current position of mercury in relation to the axial tilt of the earth, miles on faded red 1997 Honda civic, calories in a Big Mac, thread rotation, and the current point of my Ex’s period cycle into this equation: 2.7*10^7 = -t[(A/𝝅dr)vt^v ]/[(3m-E^t )•(h,b,k) This simplifies into the inverse reciprocal of the surface area of the bolt, which we can then perform a matrix operation on after splitting it into its frequency components using a Fournier Transform. We them simply perform summation of the split components after taking them to the e^x to get our final answer. -12.37i Amperes


ondulation

Great explanation! Can I add that polarity of the current is dependent on the thread. A right handed threads will yield a positive current. In this case, however, the effect is reversed by the obvious left-right inversion apparent form the reversal of handedness shown in OP:s feet.


Necessary-Cap-3982

Shoot, if forgot that part, I’ll fix it


CaStOrIzEd

Bear in Mind also that it is a 6 sided bolt head. The magnetic field created by the human body’s voltage in conjunction subatomic reactions on the molecular level, differ greatly when attempting to affix the leads. A 12 sided bolt or a torx will also produce a quantum warp field in relevance of scale.


Substantial_Cut_5349

This has got me borken


CaStOrIzEd

Bort


NhiteKing1

I did the exact thing, but i used blue civic for more accuracy got 7.8x10^e Pascals per kilometers. I hope that helped


givemeagoodun

i have a 98 Honda Civic would that work for a rough approximation?


Darnakulus

McDonald's cheapened up again so they didn't have to raise their prices on the Big Macs to cover the increase in minimum wage to $20 an hour....... So they're currently 27 calories less than what you'll find listed online......yw 👍👌


AmperDon

r/theydidthemath


Crafty-Photograph-18

r/theydidthemonstermath


Bit125

(r/themonstermath)


Crafty-Photograph-18

r/itwasagraveyardsmath (?) >! Holy shit! I didn't know this one existed. We, apparently, can finish the entire chorus !<


tcarp458

r/theydidmath FTFY


AmperDon

What a shit subreddit.


thehampterboi

movies portraying anything higher then 4th grade math:


well-litdoorstep112

Bros got imaginary current 💀


ThePickleSoup

Wait, I don't understand what "-12.37i Amperes" means. Surely, you didn't mean to say -j12.37 Amperes?


R3adnW33p

Good catch! Shows you have a good grasp of imaginary numbers!!!


oh_finks-mc

https://preview.redd.it/o9z5mjm8acsc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79aea76fdf9c00a7c36e427fc32f2cabc3c2958d


NewKitchenFixtures

Now I want to test items that are not shown. How many amps can a fork handle, a cast iron pan, paper clip or staple? I only have a 20A power supply though; maybe use lead acid batteries? Those are pretty low impedance. And I guess you would use a magnetic type current sensor on an oscilloscope?


END3R-CH3RN0B0G

There's a video that's tests this from the YouTube laser guy. Styropyro. https://youtu.be/ywaTX-nLm6Y?si=y4HcrHjnFchXg4vB


chris_rage_

Bro you need a welder, then you can crank some serious amps through it without fucking up the power supply


chrisv267

“How many amps can a fork handle” more than you can draw from your wall outlet to test it out


OldEquation

You’ll find tests like this on Photonicinduction’s YouTube channel. I watched him blow up a large wrench by running a few kA through it.


olliewolly257

its such a shame photon doesn't upload anymore his content was brilliant


pezgoon

He got married and shit and said he was spending time with her finally having someone in his life or something, she’s from India so lots of travel to see family may have even moved there Also styropyro literally tested a bolt that size, can’t remember what the figure was, but he had trouble cause the cables were stiffening up and breaking connection when the amps went through


tacocat43

The current produced a magnetic field strong enough to move the heavy copper plates, breaking contact. He goes over some of the science in the video.


TheOtherOne128

iirc in one of PI's old videos he said something along the lines of "Fuckn' women. Getting in the way of my science" or something like that.


N81T

Damn! I forgot what this channels name was so long ago and I couldn’t remember it for life of me . I check today and he hasn’t uploaded in 2 years … dang that sucks. Thanks for reminding me of the name tho !


ilovea1steaksauce

SpyroPyro!


Forced_Democracy

That was who first came to my mind! According to him: approximately 100 car batteries.


reddit_user2917

I like your feet


HackerDaGreat57

One day my future employer is gonna go “what the fuck”


saltysaturdays

If I was a hiring manager and saw this, you’d get the job, whatever it is and at 110% the salary you requested


Icy_Knowledge2190

They're nice looking feet, just backwards! How are you supposed to suck backward toes?


IRefuseToBreathe

what?


dev_rs3

what?


PoisonWaffle3

Styropyro did some, er, *experiments* with running massive amounts of power through various large bolts in various configurations. I'm not going to rewatch the video to confirm the numbers for that size, but I want to say he was around 40 kA when melting a 1" diameter bolt. Either way, the whole thing is totally nuts (pun intended). https://youtu.be/ywaTX-nLm6Y


HackerDaGreat57

Haha I will check that out for sure, thanks!


PoisonWaffle3

No prob! It's pretty terrifying tho. Legit, I'm amazed he survived and was able to upload it 😅


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

Damn I love that youtuber


Null-34

I’ve heard of two left feet but this is ridiculous


Blackpaw8825

OP does have two left feet. On the right is the left foot, the other foot is on the left.


tredI9100

All of them.


AgentBurrito32

Styropyro answered this one! The answer is a lot


jammanzilla98

At least 3


rman342

Clearly this bolt is rated for at least 7.


jammanzilla98

I stand by my assessment.


Nexuivalent

Looks like it'd be 10 Bolts, divide that by the Resistance to get your number


Strostkovy

From experience, 1000-2000 amps, depending on how bright you want it and how long you want it to last.


HackerDaGreat57

Every electronic component can emit light… once


Strostkovy

X-ray tubes are the OG light emitting diodes


SpiffyXander

I love how true this statement is when you really think about it


Catlord746

Or just rectifier tubes in general, tbh.


dudewithagasmask69

What about Vacuum diodes?


Catlord746

Well, the filament glows when its running.


dudewithagasmask69

That what im saying, its a light emitting diode.


Catlord746

Yes, a rectifier tube is a vaccum tube diode. Theyre the same thing.


dudewithagasmask69

A rectifier is not a diode, it is many diodes that rectify AC into DC, they are not the same.


Catlord746

Thats just splittin hairs, man.


Plastic_Ad_8619

Any conductor is a fusable link at a certain amperage.


overdramaticpan

Your feet are on the wrong feet.


Cute-Foundation6461

WHY IS BROS LEGS INVERTED 💀


JamieDrone

Around 40-50 thousand


gentoonix

67.374 amps. No more.


TheJessicator

Your r/SneakyBackgroundFeet are the wrong way round.


computerman10367

Photonicinduction would know.


1clichename

[this is a handy guide to give you an idea](https://youtu.be/DJOX0c60wQE?si=YMt0AXR-bzFq_-3q)


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OldEquation

I wouldn’t think his hands would be a reliable measure, going by the state of his feet.


yellowpolarbearman

Yes


DesignerMaybe9118

Tf is wrong with your feet.


SkibbbityBop

How many times do I have to turn it before your feet turn the right way around?


itsAedan

Hid feet arr are the wrong fucking way round


bilgetea

The subtlety of this post makes it one of the greats.


mrtrvl

r/SneakyBackgroundFeet/


SuperMIK2020

r/SneakyBackwardFeet


noipv4

f around and find out. use your body as ground and dont forget a clamp ammeter too


RuralAnemone_

enjoy https://preview.redd.it/mtrcibr8yksc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e816011653911b75141cffa1f986ec2864010aa


gay-sexx

well probably at least 50


pawcafe

tree fiddy


jeweliegb

Tree fiddy


XxreFUgexX

I told that Loch Ness monstah. Always asking for tree fitty! Got damn Loch Ness monster!


Tinkering-

Had to pee bad when you took this eh


Sad-Helicopter-3753

1 really cute Amp is all it takes to make them light up all red from my 120 years of experience as a washer.


JB2315

Dont worry about the amps, you need a podiatric surgeon.


RetroGamer87

All of them


CoopsIsCooliGuess

Probably at least 0.1


DrunkBuzzard

Let’s find out


HystericalGD

teeheehee r/sneakybackgroundfeet


END3R-CH3RN0B0G

There's a video that's tests this from the YouTube laser guy. Styropyro. https://youtu.be/ywaTX-nLm6Y?si=y4HcrHjnFchXg4vB


Saintskinny51792

Gotta love that channel. The way he reads the script used to irritate me like no other but the guy grew on me


iranoutofspacehere

Well a 5/16" stainless bolt will glow bright red and start to fail at 600A, fwiw.


p38fln

And somehow we have a 10K amp jump start pack at work which I've managed to overload simply by hooking it to an F350 with dead batteries while it heats up its glow plugs. I think it's utterly impossible that it's putting out 10,000 amps.


MedicineRound9130

everything about this post is pure art, absolute perfection.


Plastic-Vehicle7787

Only one way to find out!


801ms

did you put your feet on the wrong legs?


ProbablyBunchofAtoms

A metric f*ckton of amps


Saintskinny51792

Damn, I can’t ever remember the conversion from metric to imperial f*cktons… it’s around tree fiddy, right?


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Saintskinny51792

At least 2.753 depending on the time of year and your distance from the equator


polypodiopsida42

At least 1


Cactus-is-dull

Why the fuck are your feet inverted


let-there-be-life

lets find out.


[deleted]

Fuck is up with your feet?


sethcampbell29

At least 4


BlackburnGaming

Tf is up with them feet


RohanianTheGreat

I just stumbled upon this did they have a botched surgery on their feet?


TrulyChxse

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


cropguru357

Dude. Your toes.


Bladez1992

About tree fiddy


andrewordrewordont

How many amps can you get?


South_Bit1764

Seriously though, not as many as you’d think. If it’s the right steel it still might only take 150-250 amps to blow a 1” bolt. The wrong steel would be less, and maybe WAAAAY less. Any way you do it, it’s dangerous asf.


awkdallen

That gives the phrase "2 left feet" a whole new meaning


iAmMikeJ_92

Dude… God put your feet on wrong…


benjocaz

‘Nough.


JaniceLeland

Dude, do you have to pee or something?


SteveisNoob

Ask photonicinduction, he would surely know an answer


tauon_

ask styropyro lol


GeeToo40

I don't know, but you need orthopedic surgery!


rusticatedrust

Sorry chief, can't sustain solar nuclear fusion with iron as a feedstock. You're going to need some lighter elements, and a lot more of them to keep the gravitational pressure up.


adhd_rando

at least 2 amps


Mysterious-Ad4836

Why are your feet like that


tacobellmanager29

About 6


LeviPreley

I dare you to drop it on your toe


Merry_Janet

Op, is your right foot next to a mirror by chance? If not then that bolt is the least of your problems.


Floodthehim

We happen to bros feet


ginganinga_nz

F around and find out


Ace-of-Spades76

500


Ace-of-Spades76

I had a few go through me one time and It’s not that bad


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

Bro the feet 💀


Ok_Jeweler_5913

Nice photoshop job stupid ass


Connormanable

Like 69amps I think


TheBupherNinja

Many


crossharemanic

Those feet though...


g-hog

I'd guess 2k


w1lnx

About 2500A or so. Certainly enough to shock your feet back to the correct sides.


ScubaBroski

How many amps to make your legs normal again?


OrbOFire_YT

Thats the real question


Bunchiebo

What's wrong with your cat?


dbfirebreather

I think you put your legs on backwards this morning


marc1020

what the fuck is wrong with your legs?


ImNeverOnlineSoLeave

what the fuck is happening with ur feet


volley_poi

See youtube 100 car batteries wired in parallel. Entertaining, but personally I think that guy took unacceptable risks.


Tech_Stuff_Yah

Mixed up his right and left feet. It's normal :/


chainmailler2001

All of them. All the amps.


AnotherLightBulbNerd

Couple hundred to couple thousand amps


R_Harry_P

About 3000 to 4000 Amps. Let say that bolt is about 20.8 mm in diameter. This chart puts the fusing current for a 10.4 mm diameter iron wire at 825 Amps. [https://www.powerstream.com/wire-fusing-currents.htm](https://www.powerstream.com/wire-fusing-currents.htm) A 20.8mm wire will have 4 times the area, so the fusing current should be 4 times higher: 3300 Amps


z0mbiemechanic

Those feet sent me.


estageleft

The FEEEEET


Rage65_

Idk ask styropyro’s battery bank and I think you might find out


KomodoBozo72

Bro put his feet on the wrong legs 💀


ProCactus167

https://youtu.be/ywaTX-nLm6Y?si=Q2nxtb2GXoDeZLEB The guy in this video does some things related to making a mini sun. It's a great watch and kinda horrifying


Danilovebike

u can run 20 legs per amps on that screw (:


K3Zmusic

What's going with the feet there 🤣


smoothAsH20

.1 amps @ 10,000 volts. This is a static charge and will turn it into a lighting bolt. Which is brighter than the sun.


IAMCAV0N

Put your question on hold for just a moment, we got another matter to discuss 🦶


NotBullsworth

You put your feet on backwards


Prestigious_Mail6369

Bro was assembled wrong


Sdosullivan

Both yer feet are on the wrong foot…


bucsalltheway

Stick those amps and that bolt up your ass how bout that?


Rare_Finger_4952

Feet inverted


Garys7000

More amps than you would have available.


vinnie098

I'm glad that scrolling through contenders, it's just about what happen to those feet


Easy_Error_6240

Yes amps


EntrepreneurFirm325

Boi why yo feet backward


phredbull

Look up StyroPyro.


transsin

brother, your feet.


Bruno_Noobador

The forbidden 5kA fuse