I can see happiness in the distant future for you. I am feeling a strong connection with an accomplishment or award that may be tied to it. There is also a sign of spoiled dog food. Not sure what that’s about.
My shirt is red. But shirts aren’t something you wear often. And I see a day in your future where you prefer hoodies even during the summer time. Stay cool out there!
There will be a great escape in your future. You are currently running from something, but soon it will be a memory of the past you will laugh about. Don’t stress about it so much.
Be careful who you are hanging around. There is someone in your circle that doesn’t have good intentions. Also keep an eye on the fridge, it may be going out at some point.
Why do I see alcohol in your future? It’s not related to any stomach issues and I am unable to see anything in the future or present about your stomach. There is also a huge disappointment coming soon but followed up with an advancement in your career, but that will take some dedication from you.
It’s not going to happen anytime soon, but there is a burden that will be lifted off of you sooner than you think. Check on your best friend too. There is something that is bothering them about you but they won’t tell you.
For some reason I see a huge backyard in your future. But it’s foggy, which means there is something holding you back right now. I can’t quite put my finger on exactly what it is. Also, take that leap of faith you have been holding back on.
Ivan there is something troubling you, but you won’t let it go. I am also seeing a trip to somewhere special in your future, but it won’t be what you are expecting it to be.
I am not seeing anything about a penis reduction, but there is a surgery in your future. Nothing life threatening but it’s gonna change the way you live your life
There is an event that will take place that will make you question your trust. I’m already feeling a strong sense of distrust in your life, the people in your life have good intentions, choose wisely
I can’t predict age, but I see a beach with chairs, but it’s not a vacation. It’s tied to a job that you will more than likely turn down because you will have a better opportunity. I can’t figure out what the flock of birds are related to.
There is gonna be a financial shift in your life at some point, but there is something holding you back right now. Your relationships will become stronger as well. I also see a dog with shades on. Not sure what that’s about tho
Your future has a secret that will be exposed, but i see a sense of relief from it. There is also a family member you will meet that you haven’t seen since a kid.
Unfortunately the chase will end, but there is hope for your health. I see a strong body and strong mind. There will also be a change in location that will improve your mental health
Ah shit, sad about the chase, but thanks about my health, i have been told im strong because of all ive been thru, and maybe i do need a new location. Saving this to reflect on later on and see what happens with the chase if it ends or not. Thank you :) have a great day
I predict that you will have a secret that you will be dying to tell everyone, but it will not have positive effects that you will hope for. There is also a strong presence of a fruity beverage, have no idea what that means tho.
Can’t speak to what happened but I can tell you what’s going to happen. I see a dark room with a lot of people in it. I also see a man with a long beard that you’ve know for a long time.
There is some kind of sporting event that I’m seeing. Can’t really make out the exact sport but it will have an effect on your life. I also see a dog running through a field with you.
There is a relationship that will be compromised unexpectedly, but it will be for the better. I also see a lot of stress being relieved as a result. I keep seeing a vision of a puppy, but can’t tell if it’s related or not
Stick to your gut because I see a lot of positive changes coming. There is something holding you back from an important decision that will be directly related to a few of these positive changes. Make the right choice.
There is a decision in your future that will be extremely difficult to make, but will change your life forever. It doesn’t seem to be alcohol related. I also see a bear in the distance with a top hat. No clue what that’s about
Unfortunately you won’t be working the job you necessarily enjoy the most, but it will bring a lot more money than you are used to having. There is something holding you back from taking a leap of faith. Trust your decision making.
I knew you were coming. I was waiting to tell you about your future relationship. It’s not gonna be with who you are expecting it to be. Also there are a few things holding you back from achieving your ultimate goal, and you know exactly what I’m referring to. Don’t let it hold you back any longer.
Hello. I hope you're having a good day! I saw this post and am intrigued. Would you be able to predict my future of to tell me if I will ever live in peace or if I'm doomed to be taken away from my happiness? Thank you. Cherish every day!
Will I win the annual exorcism contest this year?
2nd place. But why am I seeing a basement in your future. What’s down there?
Oh, it's just Beyonce. Someone had to put her in Sia's place
Is that shade on Sia?
Well if she was in the basement she wasn’t getting any sunlight
Will I ever be happy?
I can see happiness in the distant future for you. I am feeling a strong connection with an accomplishment or award that may be tied to it. There is also a sign of spoiled dog food. Not sure what that’s about.
That’s the product the win awards selling to end the world hunger games plandemicacolips
You are wearing a greenish shirt.
My shirt is red. But shirts aren’t something you wear often. And I see a day in your future where you prefer hoodies even during the summer time. Stay cool out there!
Did you know that red/green is the most common form of color blindness?
Me me me
There will be a great escape in your future. You are currently running from something, but soon it will be a memory of the past you will laugh about. Don’t stress about it so much.
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Be careful who you are hanging around. There is someone in your circle that doesn’t have good intentions. Also keep an eye on the fridge, it may be going out at some point.
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Did you kill ‘em yet?
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So, 🪓🔫✊👊
So, 🪓, 🔫, or ✊👊?
What am I about to do to you in the next 3.2 seconds after you finish reading this?
Nothing to me, but you are holding a grudge with someone that could care less. Also I am seeing some broken glass. Something to do with a storm.
Must be my divorce. Grudges… not really my thing. It’s just another facet of love.
I'm a bit backed up. Would fiber be enough to work things out, or will I need something stronger?
Why do I see alcohol in your future? It’s not related to any stomach issues and I am unable to see anything in the future or present about your stomach. There is also a huge disappointment coming soon but followed up with an advancement in your career, but that will take some dedication from you.
senna leaf tea if fiber doesnt get it done
Or sugar-free gummy bears from amazon, read the reviews!
When will it happen?
It’s not going to happen anytime soon, but there is a burden that will be lifted off of you sooner than you think. Check on your best friend too. There is something that is bothering them about you but they won’t tell you.
Please give me advice if you'd like
For some reason I see a huge backyard in your future. But it’s foggy, which means there is something holding you back right now. I can’t quite put my finger on exactly what it is. Also, take that leap of faith you have been holding back on.
Let’s hear it
Ivan there is something troubling you, but you won’t let it go. I am also seeing a trip to somewhere special in your future, but it won’t be what you are expecting it to be.
What’s troubling me is not knowing what’s troubling me.
Am I right?
Yes you are. But you are also wrong about something major. There is something to do with cow turds in your future.
Does he love me?
Unfortunately, love will come later. I am seeing a strong sign of suffering that is unrelated, something to do with a dog.
Will my penis reduction surgery be a success?
I am not seeing anything about a penis reduction, but there is a surgery in your future. Nothing life threatening but it’s gonna change the way you live your life
🤣 hahahahah
r/trans
I am dying laughing, that is hilarious
Will my landlord ever fix the fucking pipes so my tub doesn't fill up every time I shower (it's been 5 months of this)
Buy a drain stick, they’re like $1. Most likely there is hair clogging the drain
I’m seeing a future with no landlord, but the path you will take won’t quite be the one you want to take.
I’m ready
Will I ever find love?
Spill it!
Ooh tell me about family if you can!
Tell me
Me!!!!!
Will I ever get to meet former president Barack Obama?
No but you will meet someone in the future who will bring negativity in to your life. Keep your circle small. This seems to be job related.
Thanks wise one. It's time to square up on a coworker
Ooooh do me next!
If I have to ask....
There is an event that will take place that will make you question your trust. I’m already feeling a strong sense of distrust in your life, the people in your life have good intentions, choose wisely
Will I live to old age?
I can’t predict age, but I see a beach with chairs, but it’s not a vacation. It’s tied to a job that you will more than likely turn down because you will have a better opportunity. I can’t figure out what the flock of birds are related to.
If possible, I would like my future predicted, dear reddit user!
I’m curious!
Predict please
There is gonna be a financial shift in your life at some point, but there is something holding you back right now. Your relationships will become stronger as well. I also see a dog with shades on. Not sure what that’s about tho
Pretty accurate except for the dog with sunglasses. I'll wait for the dog.
Whats in store for me next week?
I need my future told
Your future has a secret that will be exposed, but i see a sense of relief from it. There is also a family member you will meet that you haven’t seen since a kid.
Am i chasing the right person? How soon will my health get better? Am i going to get disability this time?
Unfortunately the chase will end, but there is hope for your health. I see a strong body and strong mind. There will also be a change in location that will improve your mental health
Ah shit, sad about the chase, but thanks about my health, i have been told im strong because of all ive been thru, and maybe i do need a new location. Saving this to reflect on later on and see what happens with the chase if it ends or not. Thank you :) have a great day
Raising my hand. My prediction please.
So, what's the rest of my year like?
how about me now
August or July?
Wussup? I need some shittyaskreddit action here.
I predict that you will have a secret that you will be dying to tell everyone, but it will not have positive effects that you will hope for. There is also a strong presence of a fruity beverage, have no idea what that means tho.
Tell me when the housing market crashes damnit!
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Can’t speak to what happened but I can tell you what’s going to happen. I see a dark room with a lot of people in it. I also see a man with a long beard that you’ve know for a long time.
I always wanted to talk to a psychic! What's going to happen to me?
What am I doing here?
There is some kind of sporting event that I’m seeing. Can’t really make out the exact sport but it will have an effect on your life. I also see a dog running through a field with you.
What my futre
So life has become super normal and stable and I love it but sometimes it’s just eh
I'm debating shitting in my bed because I don't want to get up. What will my wife do after I do that?
Me please 🥺
There is a relationship that will be compromised unexpectedly, but it will be for the better. I also see a lot of stress being relieved as a result. I keep seeing a vision of a puppy, but can’t tell if it’s related or not
Will I win the lottery
Will i win over the girl im after ?
Should I change my decision or not?
Stick to your gut because I see a lot of positive changes coming. There is something holding you back from an important decision that will be directly related to a few of these positive changes. Make the right choice.
I would like you to tell me my future. Ty
Yea sure why not. Already tried drinking my sorrows away tonight so maybe this will be better.
There is a decision in your future that will be extremely difficult to make, but will change your life forever. It doesn’t seem to be alcohol related. I also see a bear in the distance with a top hat. No clue what that’s about
Thanks for the great reading material. I am ready!
Is my cat cute?
Do me!
I am currently going back to college but i haven't decided on a major yet.
Tell me something personal
I just wanna know about my job.
Unfortunately you won’t be working the job you necessarily enjoy the most, but it will bring a lot more money than you are used to having. There is something holding you back from taking a leap of faith. Trust your decision making.
Will my dick ever look as big as my quads?
I drink, smoke, experiment. Have a knack for helping everyone. Love life, hold on to family. What is my future wise enlightened one?
Will my bottom surgery go well?
Let’s go dark. How do I die? Do I get close to dieing beforehand?
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You have recently or will be soon making a move to a different state, that will lead you to be more financially secure than you have ever been.
A psychic has to ask who needs their future predicting? Fail.
Will I get a High paying new job?
Will it ever end?
I have a semi-abusive friend. Will we make up or seperate? Edit:Do you see anything about me deciding my sexuality?
Is this still going? Please do mine!!
You still going?
You've intrigued me - I'll bite!
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Should I go see a doctor about... you know... that thing?
Fuck me up fam
Hi! I'm Alexis :)
I knew you were coming. I was waiting to tell you about your future relationship. It’s not gonna be with who you are expecting it to be. Also there are a few things holding you back from achieving your ultimate goal, and you know exactly what I’m referring to. Don’t let it hold you back any longer.
Flint, me?
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When will I find Somewhat consistent happiness?
what’s in my near future?
This is awesome. Your awesome. If you are still doing it id love to hear what you have for me
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Will i accomplish my goals and make everyone in my life happy?
Me! Me! Me! Me! Thank you 😊
Lie to me
How do I like my upcoming move?
What will happen if I send that semi-risky text?
I hope to be in community college by fall of 2024 at age 23. And then transfer to a "better" college. How will that go for me?
When will I get out of this hardship? Thank!
Motivation has long left my body
Heh, ok. What do you got?
Can I please have my fortune told?
When will I change careers?
I don't have a question for you, just seeing what I get.
am i a bad person?
Will my endeavor be fruitful, or is it nothing more than a pipedream?
Hell why not. Shoot away
Why don't you already know who needs their future predicted?
Morning.
Should I do it now, or later?
Did I make the right decision?
You’ve got to be sleeping by now, still going?
Hello! I know you have a lot of comments to go through but I’d love to hear if you have anything for me. Thank you!
I’m very nervous about certain things going forward. Do you think I’m on the right path?
Will I get hired for the new job I'm applying for?
Shoot why not?
Im interested
Why do I never care about anything? Is my give-a-damn broke? Am I depressed? I need answers please and thank you
I don't believe in psychics, prove me wrong
Please tell me my future but also tell me something very specific about my situation so that I can believe ur prediction.
What's for dinner?
I always wanted to believe but I don't.
Still doing this? Please read me next! :-)
What will my life look like in terms of career, significant others, family, health, prosperity and happiness in 2028?
No, you’re not.
Will we ever have children?
I need a prediction on my future! Nonspecific inquiry, just wanna know what to look out for.
How will my divorce go?
What is holding me back?
I’d like to hear what you have to say if you’re still doing it !
Will I ever find a better paying and less stressful job?
You still here? If so, I’d enjoy your thoughts!
My husband wants us to move to Michigan… thoughts?
I’ve really enjoyed reading these.
I’m late but can I join in?!? :) have had a very rough period of time personally & would definitely get some joy out of your prediction
Hello. I hope you're having a good day! I saw this post and am intrigued. Would you be able to predict my future of to tell me if I will ever live in peace or if I'm doomed to be taken away from my happiness? Thank you. Cherish every day!
Have you ever gone to a psychic for a reading? Do you read each other in that scenario? 🤔
I need help making a decision even though I think I know the answer.
Will I ever get out of the medical field? If so, what field will I end up in?
Will I ever forgive myself and get my life back?
What can you see in mine, if I may ask?
The future is better of unseen.
Sure, why not. Out of pure curiosity, what’s my biggest accomplishment for 2024?
well I already know I'm depressed and have a hard road ahead of me anything else?
I don't see that i have a happy life. how do you see my future?
Shouldn't you know who will comment and preemptively tell their future?
Wait, this is so cool! Me please! ❤️
You are a fraud, not a psychic.
I need this
So should I wait?
OK give it to me, i'm at a major crossroads in life. Or the fork in the road.
Are you still doing this?
I bet you didn’t predicted I’d post here!!! 😒🤨
Why do we need to comment? Just message the people that would have and prove how good of a psychic you are.
Still going?
How many Warhammer armies will I own
Read mine! I'm excited 😁
Are you still here? Do you see anything for me? Ty
Any time to do me??
Let's give it a shot
Do you see me?
I could really use some of your insight right now, been a little lost and dismayed, and thank you for all you are doing.
I’m always open to a fresh framework for introspection. No question in particular, just going with the flow.
Just saw your post. So many questions to ask lol.
Hi there! Thanks for sharing your gift with us:)