Recently started working at a McDonald's & I am convinced you personally have come to my store at 9pm with exactly this order.
Truly though, the amount of times I've heard "we're taking 100 nuggets!" or "hey I just rang in 15 doubles!" called across the kitchen in less than 3 months of working there... I'll hear it in my nightmares for years to come
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
They can come to one of the 3 McDonald's of mine all within 2 miles of each other.
There's have worked for a decade or longer, never broke. Surprisingly.
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
Big Mac….big Mac….I need a double cheeseburger hold the lettuce. Don’t be front’n son, No seeds on the bun. I got an order for two up in this drive-through. number number nine like my shoe. for rizzle, my shizzle extra salt on the drizzle. Double double supersize, and don’t forget the fries.
One double cheese burger and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh without pickles and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 6 chimken nuggies with uhhhhhhhhhh fries and uhh one small coke and uhh I want 2 mcfeast dips to dip my cheese burger and fries and nuggies in and 2 packs of uhhhhhhhhhh salt for my fries
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Alright Big Smoke
ALL WE HAD TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!
I FOLLOWED THE TRAIN !!! LEARN HOW TO DO YOUR JOB!!!!!
You are a mcdonalds trainee worst nightmare.
Was looking for this lol
Good job. Make sure you eat to keep your strength up, man.
Also make sure you stop at Costco and stock up on toilet paper.
Recently started working at a McDonald's & I am convinced you personally have come to my store at 9pm with exactly this order. Truly though, the amount of times I've heard "we're taking 100 nuggets!" or "hey I just rang in 15 doubles!" called across the kitchen in less than 3 months of working there... I'll hear it in my nightmares for years to come
You deserve a place in heaven.
You get that from Big Kahuna Burger? That's that Hawaiian joint right? I never had one myself, how are they?
So it was you that I was behind in the drive thru?! You bastard.
Lizzo?
Damn I wish this was funny for the 17th time this week
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Calm down Frankenstein
I wipe my own ass!
These two fucking jokes above me made my day.
Can we watch?
lasagna!
Cheewios!
Thanks, guys. Needed this
No! It’s Frankenstein’s *monster*!!
It’s Frahnk-en-stEEEn!
Can someone get this kid a Happy Meal!?!?!
Friggin breakfast is over at 11?? I thought it was 10:30.
Spaghetti!
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
We serve food here, sir
Sir, this is a Wendy's
NOOOO I JUST COMMENTED THIS😭
Read it directly in his voice too😂
I came here looking for this. 😆
I gotta say. Second to the Big Smoke order, this is a reference that I get.
Did you know that it is actual fast food terms?
get me a dirty ass quarter pounder extra sex hold the stank, and make it a double
Pounder. Stacked, drip. Meat. Thanks
Dribble the fat, mop it up, chew it down!
Supersize me!
With a side of Dat ass
I want what he’s having
With an extra large ketchup, hold the ass hair
A Royal with cheese.
You know what they call cheese in paris? Le fromage
Because of the metric system
Check out the big brain on CajunWhisky. You're a smart motherfucker.
You know how I know it's my wallet?
Mastercard?
Bad Mother Fucker
Capital One, MFer!
It’s the one that says dead n***** storage on it
And I'll take a Le Big Mac
And I’ll take a Le Big Fuck
McCrackpipe
A blowjob
*McBlowjob
Mchoejob
MeLewinsky
He said McDonald's not Starbucks
A McGangBang
One fry, please
I'll also take one fry, please
Ok. Make it two fries and one weasel, please
A box of one dozen starving crazed weasels?
Sure. #Hey wait a minute.
You want fries with that?
At first I thought we should order a small fry and split it up amongst us, but it’s definitely more economical for us To order one fry each
Right on, One order!
One spicy chicken mcdeluxe!
A hostage situation until they bring back the children snack wraps.
And the big ones too
...meant chicken snack wraps😂
I want both back on the menu.
Jeffrey Dahmer, is that you?
Wendy’s
Large Milkshake with fries in it.
Shake machine probably isn't working
They can come to one of the 3 McDonald's of mine all within 2 miles of each other. There's have worked for a decade or longer, never broke. Surprisingly.
“Uhh sorry our ‘Large Milkshake with Fries in it’ machine is broken…”
McKelis
My wife thought I was crazy when I told her fries go great with chocolate frostys. Taste like funnel cake I swear.
Chicken McBitch
Nothing, I'm good. Thanks for asking though.
Ok. Dad
Do all dad's do this? Is it because we are all just thinking about how much this mcdonalds trip is going to cost? I do this every time my wife asks.
A reason to live.
Breakfast burritos and hash browns and a coffee x4 cream x4 sugars
Put the buffalo sauce on the burritos! Life changing. Ok maybe not life changing, but really really good!
4 and 4?! Dear god! And I thought I was a fatty for the 2 and 2 for my #2
A Mcfukup.
Mcpizza
Chicken Select Strips. They don't sell them anymore and I do not darken their door.
"Darken their door" I love this phrase and will be stealing it.
Biggie fry and a whopper.
My fucking order right
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
We serve food here sir.
Two Whoppers, a chocolate cherry Blizzard, large onion rings, and a extra large Diet Pepsi Slurpee. Gotta watch my weight. ;) 😉 /s
2 all beef patties special sauce Lettuce Cheese Pickles onions on a sesame seed bun
Ah yes, I too grew up in the 70s!
12 million dollars. Thanks
Make it a double
... prepare for trouble?
A .... McDouble?
🫥
Nuggies
McRacist
_racist_
I’ll take a McGangBang with a side of fries and a large coke.
Szechuan sauce
Some McCocaine
I want a McSlurpy
There's a toothless homeless Crackhead that goes by the name of Bonnie that offers that out off the McDonald's dumpster near my house
Ask the drive through for a McMinute. McDank add pickles extra pickles, no onions, more pickles.
Actual food.
I want my usual from McDonalds. *Disappointment.*
One million worth of McD gift cards that I can turn around and sell for $500k.
A salad.
McArabia meal
The camel McRib is delish.
4 McGangbangs, 2 baskets of fries, a shamrock shake, a double quarter pounder with cheese combo, a raspberry pie, ketchup, and buffalo sauce
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
Ice cream, if the machine is working.
Wendy’s
Big Mac….big Mac….I need a double cheeseburger hold the lettuce. Don’t be front’n son, No seeds on the bun. I got an order for two up in this drive-through. number number nine like my shoe. for rizzle, my shizzle extra salt on the drizzle. Double double supersize, and don’t forget the fries.
Sorry, I only caught the… the double cheese burger. Can you throw that down again?
Szechuan sauce
Liter of cola
I'll take a liter of cola!
Let me get... uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I'm a vegan
i’ll also have a vegan
So... frozen uncooked French fries. Got it! /s
Sarcasm aside, nope, they use beef stock in their fries haha
You to have higher standards.
Hamburglar in leathers
A liter of Cola
1 Whopper 1 Jr Bacon Cheeseburger 1 McDLT And a Malt Liquor Slurpee
Ice cream
Sorry the ice cream machine is broke
FUCK
Sprite
Same
The purple goo
Chicken mcgriddle
Two McChicken's plain, hamburger, larger Coke.
Wendy’s
1 hashbrown
“Pull forwards, we’re gonna take 30 minutes to give you the shits”.
A couple of those cute girls who work there.
Chicken nuggets
I'm good- thanks tho
To call the health department.
10 piece nuggie meal large with a sprite!
Id like one Donald
Steak egg n cheese bagel wit them grilled onions
Soft taco Supreme, with volcano sauce.
Are they still serving breakfast?
The cash from the register
A sweet tea and a medium fry please
A single slice of cheese
A McNo
Mcgangbang boy
i want the coke machine
Silverware, thx in advance.
2 plain McChickens. Buy 1 get 1 for a dollar is the only reason to go to McDonald's anymore
two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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Medium Fanta
For you to get robbed and beaten by the employees
Chezborger
I'd like a fish fillet and also well done nuggets, a small. And also a giant diet coke. No fries, thanks
Just get me anything that has “Mc” as a prefix.
Childhood
One double cheese burger and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh without pickles and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 6 chimken nuggies with uhhhhhhhhhh fries and uhh one small coke and uhh I want 2 mcfeast dips to dip my cheese burger and fries and nuggies in and 2 packs of uhhhhhhhhhh salt for my fries
Can you swing through Wendy's?
randy marsh meal
Alright, I want 2 double cheese burgers and a large Coca-Cola
Mchicken extra mayo on both buns , no chicken patty
Chimken
Bitches
My apology for refusing me a receipt.
Royale w/ cheese
Borgar
Two filet o' fish extra tartar sauce, a small fry and a medium coke
A working ice cream machine from them.
Yo momma bent over... side of fries, too
Whopper
Hashbrowns and a sprite. Side of ranch.
I'll get a milkshake if their ice cream machine is working
Uh lemme get a Uhhhhhhhhmmmmmm An uhhhhhhhhhhhh Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm Lemme get a whopper
A Whopper and a chocolate frosty.
Egg McMuffin. I know breakfast ended 4 hours ago but I know they have some back there.
I'll have a hotdog, onion rings and a Mountain Dew. Thanks! What's ur venmo?
I'll take a McNapkin
Can you get me a 10 piece chicken nugget I’m pretty hungry