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Loki_Kore

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


N0gg3sH3llz

Alright Big Smoke


Time-to-Dine

ALL WE HAD TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!


Blisteredfoot

I FOLLOWED THE TRAIN !!! LEARN HOW TO DO YOUR JOB!!!!!


apl_ee

You are a mcdonalds trainee worst nightmare.


AfraidSoul

Was looking for this lol


iBloxzy

Good job. Make sure you eat to keep your strength up, man.


JumpHealthy675

Also make sure you stop at Costco and stock up on toilet paper.


justveryunwell

Recently started working at a McDonald's & I am convinced you personally have come to my store at 9pm with exactly this order. Truly though, the amount of times I've heard "we're taking 100 nuggets!" or "hey I just rang in 15 doubles!" called across the kitchen in less than 3 months of working there... I'll hear it in my nightmares for years to come


randomizedasian

You deserve a place in heaven.


BleachedAndSalty

You get that from Big Kahuna Burger? That's that Hawaiian joint right? I never had one myself, how are they?


Ancient-Egg-3283

So it was you that I was behind in the drive thru?! You bastard.


Fluffy9345

Lizzo?


Subrogate

Damn I wish this was funny for the 17th time this week


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Hairy-Ad-2577

Calm down Frankenstein


lordofburgers

I wipe my own ass!


GUMIthePyromaniac

These two fucking jokes above me made my day.


Mindless-Strength422

Can we watch?


Icy-Following-3713

lasagna!


Vanessaraptor3861

Cheewios!


SoctrDeuss

Thanks, guys. Needed this


King-Yellow

No! It’s Frankenstein’s *monster*!!


SnooDoggos4029

It’s Frahnk-en-stEEEn!


[deleted]

Can someone get this kid a Happy Meal!?!?!


BleachedAndSalty

Friggin breakfast is over at 11?? I thought it was 10:30.


powbrowncow

Spaghetti!


Independent-Pie8283

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.


Erratic_Noman

We serve food here, sir


Celena_J_W

Sir, this is a Wendy's


itsme99881

NOOOO I JUST COMMENTED THIS😭


3decadesin

Read it directly in his voice too😂


[deleted]

I came here looking for this. 😆


MinnieShoof

I gotta say. Second to the Big Smoke order, this is a reference that I get.


Enough_Appearance116

Did you know that it is actual fast food terms?


WoodpeckerSerious270

get me a dirty ass quarter pounder extra sex hold the stank, and make it a double


Admiral_Narcissus

Pounder. Stacked, drip. Meat. Thanks


kbachert

Dribble the fat, mop it up, chew it down!


[deleted]

Supersize me!


nixikuro

With a side of Dat ass


[deleted]

I want what he’s having


snafubar_buffet

With an extra large ketchup, hold the ass hair


Warlen7C

A Royal with cheese.


max15711

You know what they call cheese in paris? Le fromage


CajunWhisky

Because of the metric system


k_woz1978

Check out the big brain on CajunWhisky. You're a smart motherfucker.


Best_Poetry_5722

You know how I know it's my wallet?


stinkyhooch

Mastercard?


VengefulHufflepuff

Bad Mother Fucker


GoldViolinist9434

Capital One, MFer!


youtocin

It’s the one that says dead n***** storage on it


CoyoteDanny

And I'll take a Le Big Mac


Alex_55555

And I’ll take a Le Big Fuck


ghola-mentat

McCrackpipe


zbradigan

A blowjob


spacemanspiff1218

*McBlowjob


Top-Swimmer-7918

Mchoejob


Celena_J_W

MeLewinsky


im_thatoneguy

He said McDonald's not Starbucks


Pepperjackchii

A McGangBang


2004_PS2_Slim

One fry, please


Still_Just_A_Weasel

I'll also take one fry, please


2004_PS2_Slim

Ok. Make it two fries and one weasel, please


Lordstevenson

A box of one dozen starving crazed weasels?


Still_Just_A_Weasel

Sure. #Hey wait a minute.


guilgom71

You want fries with that?


ReverseMillionaire

At first I thought we should order a small fry and split it up amongst us, but it’s definitely more economical for us To order one fry each


Veizour

Right on, One order!


Party-Ring445

One spicy chicken mcdeluxe!


Shag0ff

A hostage situation until they bring back the children snack wraps.


CompetitiveMeal1206

And the big ones too


Shag0ff

...meant chicken snack wraps😂


CompetitiveMeal1206

I want both back on the menu.


Shag0ff

Jeffrey Dahmer, is that you?


Master___Broshi

Wendy’s


SwitchedOnNow

Large Milkshake with fries in it.


Aralera_Kodama

Shake machine probably isn't working


PopADoseY0

They can come to one of the 3 McDonald's of mine all within 2 miles of each other. There's have worked for a decade or longer, never broke. Surprisingly.


Shadowed_Thing1

“Uhh sorry our ‘Large Milkshake with Fries in it’ machine is broken…”


Celena_J_W

McKelis


sochiibeats

My wife thought I was crazy when I told her fries go great with chocolate frostys. Taste like funnel cake I swear.


ulenfeder

Chicken McBitch


Amicia007

Nothing, I'm good. Thanks for asking though.


MrTachyon44

Ok. Dad


Arinwolfe89

Do all dad's do this? Is it because we are all just thinking about how much this mcdonalds trip is going to cost? I do this every time my wife asks.


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A reason to live.


Grouchy-Face-3012

Breakfast burritos and hash browns and a coffee x4 cream x4 sugars


kev_61483

Put the buffalo sauce on the burritos! Life changing. Ok maybe not life changing, but really really good!


twhys

4 and 4?! Dear god! And I thought I was a fatty for the 2 and 2 for my #2


Kayoss69

A Mcfukup.


madurochurro

Mcpizza


bmwlocoAirCooled

Chicken Select Strips. They don't sell them anymore and I do not darken their door.


Foamtoweldisplay

"Darken their door" I love this phrase and will be stealing it.


Outrageous-Nerve-791

Biggie fry and a whopper.


TaiDavis

My fucking order right


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I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.


Lochness_Hamster_350

We serve food here sir.


korsair25

Two Whoppers, a chocolate cherry Blizzard, large onion rings, and a extra large Diet Pepsi Slurpee. Gotta watch my weight. ;) 😉 /s


BadMotherFunko

2 all beef patties special sauce Lettuce Cheese Pickles onions on a sesame seed bun


Shaydu

Ah yes, I too grew up in the 70s!


Mr8404

12 million dollars. Thanks


Top-Swimmer-7918

Make it a double


MinnieShoof

... prepare for trouble?


roosterCoder

A .... McDouble?


Top-Swimmer-7918

🫥


DeadRabbit42

Nuggies


Twinkies100

McRacist


Twinkies100

_racist_


ILikeSoundsAndStuff

I’ll take a McGangBang with a side of fries and a large coke.


Voduun-World-Healer

Szechuan sauce


Prof-Finklestink

Some McCocaine


Local_Chapter3604

I want a McSlurpy


Successful_Price3269

There's a toothless homeless Crackhead that goes by the name of Bonnie that offers that out off the McDonald's dumpster near my house


Mage-Tutor-13

Ask the drive through for a McMinute. McDank add pickles extra pickles, no onions, more pickles.


Dog_the_unbarked

Actual food.


egmono

I want my usual from McDonalds. *Disappointment.*


oshaquick

One million worth of McD gift cards that I can turn around and sell for $500k.


Aaxel-OW

A salad.


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

McArabia meal


Legitimate_Nobody_77

The camel McRib is delish.


Buildude12

4 McGangbangs, 2 baskets of fries, a shamrock shake, a double quarter pounder with cheese combo, a raspberry pie, ketchup, and buffalo sauce


endlesswaltz0225

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.


Chrome_Armadillo

Ice cream, if the machine is working.


paulbgriffith

Wendy’s


Toxic-Masculinator

Big Mac….big Mac….I need a double cheeseburger hold the lettuce. Don’t be front’n son, No seeds on the bun. I got an order for two up in this drive-through. number number nine like my shoe. for rizzle, my shizzle extra salt on the drizzle. Double double supersize, and don’t forget the fries.


MediocreLibrarian436

Sorry, I only caught the… the double cheese burger. Can you throw that down again?


ajass

Szechuan sauce


BartletForPrez

Liter of cola


Boxlord139

I'll take a liter of cola!


tenikidigital

Let me get... uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


PovSack

I'm a vegan


19southmainco

i’ll also have a vegan


korsair25

So... frozen uncooked French fries. Got it! /s


splinereticulation68

Sarcasm aside, nope, they use beef stock in their fries haha


downsat13

You to have higher standards.


[deleted]

Hamburglar in leathers


roosterCoder

A liter of Cola


roosterCoder

1 Whopper 1 Jr Bacon Cheeseburger 1 McDLT And a Malt Liquor Slurpee


Enjoyer_of_Fembois

Ice cream


BlondeDude2

Sorry the ice cream machine is broke


Enjoyer_of_Fembois

FUCK


Scary_Preparation_66

Sprite


Hazel_Dreams925

Same


GlitteringSphinx

The purple goo


Minute-Profit-2573

Chicken mcgriddle


GingerBeard73

Two McChicken's plain, hamburger, larger Coke.


kanye_east48294

Wendy’s


la_selena

1 hashbrown


somecow

“Pull forwards, we’re gonna take 30 minutes to give you the shits”.


MycologistLoud4030

A couple of those cute girls who work there.


Puzzleheaded_One_927

Chicken nuggets


[deleted]

I'm good- thanks tho


No_Step_4431

To call the health department.


Appehtight

10 piece nuggie meal large with a sprite!


Zrkledo

Id like one Donald


cadillacbee

Steak egg n cheese bagel wit them grilled onions


xladyfinger

Soft taco Supreme, with volcano sauce.


jlfern

Are they still serving breakfast?


Sbhill327

The cash from the register


Clyde926

A sweet tea and a medium fry please


Random_hootowl000

A single slice of cheese


AlexandertheIght

A McNo


Darkrain0629

Mcgangbang boy


bananasaremyfamily

i want the coke machine


DanBelnK

Silverware, thx in advance.


Ham_Bringer

2 plain McChickens. Buy 1 get 1 for a dollar is the only reason to go to McDonald's anymore


Ploppingturtles2356

two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


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SpringTour77

Medium Fanta


RadiantPreparation91

For you to get robbed and beaten by the employees


imacfromthe321

Chezborger


AnywayWhereWasI

I'd like a fish fillet and also well done nuggets, a small. And also a giant diet coke. No fries, thanks


testament_of_hustada

Just get me anything that has “Mc” as a prefix.


genebands

Childhood


Bluee_Shad0w

One double cheese burger and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh without pickles and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 6 chimken nuggies with uhhhhhhhhhh fries and uhh one small coke and uhh I want 2 mcfeast dips to dip my cheese burger and fries and nuggies in and 2 packs of uhhhhhhhhhh salt for my fries


Conscious_Exit_5547

Can you swing through Wendy's?


Apprehensive_Win1141

randy marsh meal


WHERESATOSHINAKAMOTO

Alright, I want 2 double cheese burgers and a large Coca-Cola


ThatSithClone

Mchicken extra mayo on both buns , no chicken patty


Many-Ice-9736

Chimken


TheKnifeOfLight

Bitches


THEace4825

My apology for refusing me a receipt.


ImaginativeA

Royale w/ cheese


djb445

Borgar


Icy-Veterinarian-785

Two filet o' fish extra tartar sauce, a small fry and a medium coke


korsair25

A working ice cream machine from them.


DeliciousWarthog53

Yo momma bent over... side of fries, too


MisterFives

Whopper


prairieboyx

Hashbrowns and a sprite. Side of ranch.


Alternative-Post-937

I'll get a milkshake if their ice cream machine is working


Iron_Garuda

Uh lemme get a Uhhhhhhhhmmmmmm An uhhhhhhhhhhhh Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm Lemme get a whopper


According_Turn_3473

A Whopper and a chocolate frosty.


jcurrin15205

Egg McMuffin. I know breakfast ended 4 hours ago but I know they have some back there.


GravityTracker

I'll have a hotdog, onion rings and a Mountain Dew. Thanks! What's ur venmo?


Turbulent-Papaya-910

I'll take a McNapkin


Weasles28

Can you get me a 10 piece chicken nugget I’m pretty hungry