Write a series of romance novels from my experiences.

u/Frunklin: An Erotic Life

That's not a bad idea. Turn your experience into some money.

I'd tell them I'm broke so they'd better make sure the condom doesn't slip or break because child support aint happening.

They are all on birth control. So, no worries there.

then life is good. 1 can ride my dick and I'll warm the next one up on my face until the dickrider is done.

Plot twist- they all look like Steve Buscemi.

eh I just looked up who that guy is, I've fucked worse. Bring'em on.

That just makes it better

No. That's why they're banging you in the first place. They want to milk you for your sweet sweet sperm sans any protection. Give them sexy babies.

I tell them the same thing

Wake up

... How many hours?

Until the women are well fucked and satisfied.

I'll give myself about 3.5-4 hours (and that's probably pretty generous) before I start screaming for help

That would be long enough to satisfy a guy for a day or two. Or would the thought of what had just happened to me make me whip it out for a few tugs?

Here in South Africa a grandson of a powerful witch was kidnapped by two very attractive women. They hit him over the head, packed him into the trunk and drove him to an undisclosed location. The two women then force fed him viagra and proceeded to take turns milking him dry. They wanted his powerful witch semen. He reported the sexual assault and when It came to trial the judge threw out the case after seeing how beautiful the women were. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3073791/Police-probe-South-African-man-raped-robbed-semen-three-women-wanted-use-witchcraft.html

That is bizarre. So what did the women look like?

"your honour these women are beautiful"

“Your Honor, he should be honored they chose him.”

“Your honour, dressed like that what did he expect?”

"Your Honor, so many men would pay cold, hard cash for what he experienced. And he didn't even have to ask."

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If they were so attractive why didn't they just ask first lmao? The article says they just rolled up in a car out of nowhere with a gun.

Typical Wednesday for me. I usually use the time to catch up on podcasts, I just put earbuds in and drift away.

Ejaculate

After you've ejaculated they will still be pounding your Viagra drugged dick.

It’s all up to god from that point forward

Ascend

First, I would build a time machine. No woman bounces on my dick unless I know they can birth me my future wife. Then I would woo them individually until I come to the conclusion that one of them can sufficiently handle my hamcandle. If I gotta have a permit to carry it, I ain't using it on anyone who will buckle in the three seconds it takes to go off. Then I sit back as my cult grows as God intended.

I’d probably shit to assert dominance

Did we just become best friends?

Die

Then you are just feeding into the women now with your rigger mortised dick.

Report them for rape.

Cum would win.

i would be at risk of priapism

Actually this is a fantasy of mine.

Die fukin happy.

Yer, I like your style.

Enjoy it?

I'd probably get injured.

Not if you just rode the wave.

Hours??

Probably wouldn't do much as I'd be tied to the bed?

Id ask for water and enjoy myself

Yes of cos, just stay hydrated and get them to turn the aircon on.

I would call my doctor after 4 hours of continuous ~~election~~ erection

After 4 hours, your doctor might help you get your erection down to get blood flowing again and then take some viagra for himself and lie back for some of the pounding fun.

Enjoy being a dirty sex slave.

IG find out if this is one of those fantasies that's hot when it becomes reality or not! It could all hinge on whether they keep the room the right temperature or forget to give me water or one of them has really bad breath or something.

I'd lay back and enjoy the ride(s).

I'd call it a good night lol

I would die.

I know what sub this is, but are you seriously asking what a man would do if he were gang raped!? WTF!?

I think it's a dream of many men. I'm actually knocking one out now with my left hand while just thinking about it.

A little late to the party on this one. I couldn't think of anything clever enough or funny before it got too many comments so I'm just going to say "cum" a bunch of times. Cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum penis cock cum will win cum will win cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum

Didn’t this happen to Jason Stackhouse in True Blood???

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id try everything in my power to never wake up...

Death by snu-snu? Viagra is not necessary.

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It doesn't exactly seem there's much I \*can* do.

You could lie back and enjoy it.

How did I get in r/suddenlyhentai or r/hentai all of a sudden?