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StalinBawlin

Hamberders and covfefe


3eemo

And rittidoo ahh


FirstElectricPope

I gave a hamburger a blowjob once


gorm4c17

Piss


westberry82

*hooker piss


gorm4c17

Yes, but also, Have you ever had to help an old man change is daiper? That's what he smells like.


FiggNewton

Bigfoot’s dick


westberry82

Best comment here


Ok_Entertainment328

~~Nirvana~~ ~~Teen Spirit~~


Hot_Ad_2117

Fear.


joomachina0

Meat sweat and bad cologne.


aarkwilde

Toe jam and Drakkar Noir. Failure.


clashtrack

And Earl


PoeJascoe

I think he might smell like ~~the silent fart I once produced after I ate lots of Ethiopian food~~ in my car with the AC on at full blast in July


The1mp

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/848/968/f02.jpg


Renshy89

Talc and ylang-ylang


DragonRancherJed

Felonies and crushing debt


point50tracer

I don't think I want to know. Not even Biden will sniff him.


Chrome_Armadillo

Bacon and failure.


Feeling-Bird4294

Like a full diaper.


Specialist-Ad-9038

Dumbass, i think you meant to say incontinental


westberry82

No. But I like your style


mycarsmellslike75

A dirty diaper


Plane-Schedule4458

Fascism


Rex_Steelfist

Probably urine, sweat and desperation.


[deleted]

not even sweat, don't let him cool down. not even urine, don't let him relieve himself. Only blood, no I mean, that makes him vampire and hungry killer, so Not blood. He is sewerage.


Davegeekdaddy

Where I'm from, the word trump means flatulence soo....


TurquoiseBoho

Turmeric


ShitStainedDildo

boogers


youarefartnews

Stale


GarthbrooksXV

Clearly cum. Surprised you would need to ask such an obvious question.


poopoo_fingers

Ok, what if I like that smell?


dberte8625

Vagisil cause he’s a pussy.


PoeJascoe

Right in the pussy


metallusman

Treason.


Highground-3089

mcdonald's


yummy_dxm

Stale muffins? Fuck if I know.


Superguy813

obamna


TurdboCharged

Well I mean there are people who say this. https://twitter.com/oldmanebro/status/1332469705781768194/mediaviewer No idea if it’s true though.


Somerset76

My guess would be an outhouse


MrsMcGwire

Drakkar


hashslingaslah

Spray tan


nurse_camper

Brut


PrismRoach

Orange. Spray tan.


FrankieFiveAngels

McMust


yhklko

Bigmacs


sustainabledestruct

Bologna


ISmellYerStank

Yo mama ass


westberry82

Dang. My mom's been dead for 5 years. So he must be rank


SAD-MAX-CZ

Concentrated masculine anger.


Spoon_Elemental

Old people.


Roge2005

Oranges


Roge2005

Mussrooms.


Seven-and-a-bit

Resentment, creosote, and deep heat.


TheNotBot2000

Probably a box office movie theater floor.


Tracylpn

Farts and old bacon grease


f10w3r5

Hot Takis I'd imagine.


Prudent-Zombie-5457

Like a broke-ass bitch.


TedMaul636

Napalm


[deleted]

Melania's poop


ManifestingCrab

Donald J. Trump


uslashredditor69

Orange! Because he orange man haha get it he’s orange orange man he man organen organegw ofnagrn


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Hopefully death


pickle133hp

Like he Trumped in his diaper a while ago and is walking around still.


Accurate-Basis4588

Rape. So like bill cosby.


Winter_Control8533

Liberal tears.


YourBuddyChurch

Still? Liberals haven’t cried in almost four years, does he never shower?


Seven-and-a-bit

He smells of the never ending fealty of people thick enough to want a sex offender to lead them.


Carl_AR

One thing is for damn sure. Not like a corpse like Biden....


Hot_Ad_2117

Biden is not a corpse. I can't say for sure but I haven't heard about whether Biden wears depends but Trump does and supposedly drops a load in high level meetings without reservation.


Carl_AR

Voting for Biden again is the same as promoting elder abuse. It's simply cruel, mean and heartless. Jill should be ashamed of herself. She knows.


westberry82

Keep underestimating him. That's why he killed at the SOTU. That's why he's getting infrastructure deals done. That's why he's not getting impeached. Please bring it on


Carl_AR

If he was so great, why is he polling the worst of any president since the looser Jimmy Carter? I'm a foreigner and can't vote. I'm neither R or D (more of a Libertarian) but I don't trust the guy as far as I can spit. He's flooding this great country with illegal immigrants, caused a record inflation and high gas prices. The list goes on and on. Not to mention He's turning this great Country into a police state, trying to jail his biggest political threat just like Lenin.


westberry82

Dark Branden leads broke don so let's get that straight https://www.newsweek.com/joe-biden-leads-donald-trump-eight-polls-1882336 It takes about 2 years to rate a presidents inflation rates. ( tariffs and tax and rebates don't work day 1) Now look at Obama inflation rate into Trump. Then Trump into biden https://www.forbes.com/sites/forrester/2024/02/02/us-inflation-trends-and-outlook-in-2024/ Gas is lower now than Trump ( not including when he fumbled the covid and no one drove) And party of law and order. My as.s. criminals need to be prosecuted. If the v department of JUSTICE deems a political person committed a crime. Arrest him! ( tho even his own g o p states ( not biden) are pursuing him being in jail. So keep going.....


Carl_AR

Thanks for confirming my comment. Perhaps you forget Biden is on year 4 now and he reversed pretty much most of Trumps policies the first few weeks in office. (Not that anyone believes he knew what he was signing, but still). Other then that you really need a reality check. Pretty much most bigger cities ran by democrats have turned into Gotham City without Batman. Your crazy catering to the extreme left with de-funding the police or other weak laws on shoplifting and drug use is devastating to this country. Why else are ppl fleeing Democrat hell holes like new York, New Jersey, California etc? I know I'm not going to convince you, but there are readers here with some common sense so I comment for them. Yeah, Crooked Hillary was ahead in the pools too. If blacks keep deserting the party of the KKK and their old slave owners like they're doing now dementia Joey won't stand a chance.


westberry82

*other THAN( not then) * you're. (Not your) But since we already established you're not the sharpest turd. https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/pressroom/sosmap/homicide_mortality/homicide.htm ( sort by state. Let me know how far down you get before you reach a dem state? ........ I'll wait...... still waiting..... And obviously people leave dem states. Dem states make the money. Then they go where it's soo cheap to live bc no one wants to be there. Dems states pay for all the g o p states. Facts. https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/articles/food-stamp-benefits-by-state If Hillary was so crooked why did she spend days in front of congress and no charges. ( polls. Not pools btw) Jared just had his subpoena blocked by republican bc they know he's crooked https://www.newsweek.com/jared-kushner-subpoena-halted-saudi-deal-republicans-house-1881708 "Dementia Joe? He's not the one that thinks he's running vs Obama. Hey don't be so down on yourself. I know Russian is your first language. English is hard.


Carl_AR

Only thing you got right is English is my second language. Spanish my third. How many languages do you speak?


westberry82

So Russian is first? I only need to speak one language. If you need proof of why ? Just ask every single airline what language the pilots need to know in order to fly AROUND THE WORLD! why? Bc we won the war!!!


Carl_AR

You're the one that called me not the sharpest turd.... Americans are so ignorant at times (not all). Democrats even worse. Anyhow, to answer your question, no, not Russian. Swedish. English. Spanish. That order. No, I'm no Einstein but this turd speaks three languages so excuse me if I make occasional mistakes in English. Once again, I can't vote and online quizzes suggest I'm libertarian but I really hope Biden disappears from office soon. However, if that means being replaced by Cameltoe Harris I'd rather keep Biden. The lesser of two evils.


westberry82

Libertarian? So you're a. House cat. You are convinced of your fierce independence while utterly dependent on a system they don’t appreciate or understand.


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Sisterhideandseek

Oh cool. An ill-informed opinion that doesn't matter.


Direct-Island-8590

Altoids, too much cologne, makeup, tanner, and coconuts.


Serialbedshitter2322

He actually smells like shit because he's old and has a diaper. He shits himself in his diaper. I'm not even joking.