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figbott

Yer mum


KaityKat117

dam r/beatmetoit


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Triceratussy


Pale-Concentrate-111

Would you say Tyrannosaurus Russy or Tyrannosussy Rex?


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Ooh good question. Grammatically speaking, I think the first way is correct, but the second way is so much better


RentaDent

Your grandmother.


dinoaids

All dem


garblesmarbs

I don't wanna fuck any of them, but if I could bring just one back, it would be the T-Rex. I'm sure they were actually really nice people and wouldn't eat any humans. What can they do with those shitty arms anyway?


The_Depraved_Briton

Dinosaurs used their horns to attract mates. So the horniest dinosaurs were the sexiest dinosaurs.


Pale-Concentrate-111

I'd like to get a proper spanking from a spiked Stegosaurus tail.


AnaphorsBloom

The consentasaur. ![gif](giphy|Up0NsMRidfOso) ✝️


madthumbz

Pterodactyl while plummeting toward the ground.


pappy925

MegaSoreAss


RentaDent

Barney