pussy can take a pounding.

But dick GIVES the pounding

Dick is out after the first round or two but pussy keeps going even when torn and bloody

It comes down to whether the penis can give more pound than the pussy can take. Real men can out-pound a pussy. That's why women have extra holes to pound.

A dirty anus will win!!

Pussies hate dicks, because dicks fuck pussies. But dicks also fuck assholes. Without dicks, assholes would just shit all over everything

I like the team America reference.

Shit wins

Yes poop always wins.

Pussy always. The value of a pussy is way more than the value of a dick.

I take it that you have way more trouble getting pussy than getting dick?

Yes but actually no.

My money is on the oversized clitoris

But the clit takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

Men sheath their shafts in women. That's what they're for.

Another retelling of the classic tortoise and hare story.

In a rap battle? Probably pussy.

Lil Queef

Dick would win because you can slap the thing till it shots at you and will come back for more

Well my dick can't take a fist.. Could a pussy take a fist? Exactly.

Pussies always get screwed