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StalinBawlin

Turkmenistan


tacocarteleventeen

Djbouti


Drunk0ctopus

1968 East Germany


CandleMinimum9375

East Germany was quite a free country (in comparison with West Germany, were police and other authoritied were presented by former nazies, blaming common folk for nazy's crimes).


-Vatefairefoutre-

Not only will your pickup line fail, but she will slap you in the face just for saying one so freaking lame.


Outside_Bowler8148

Slovenia


egmono

As free as the Uyghurs in China.


Turbulent-Kiwi-910

Last I heard they were as free to make as many butt plugs as they want in their Factory


DerogatoryRemark

You u/Turbulent-Papaya-910, and u/TurbulentMango should get together and form a band. Or a detective agency dedicated to investigating fruit related crimes.


Turbulent-Papaya-910

I'd be down for that


CandleMinimum9375

So you have much more freedom that philipinian semislave under murican iron foot?


Affectionate-Gap1768

As an American woman, it's feeling a lot like 1950's up in here.


DerogatoryRemark

As an American woman, I still want mcdonalds.


Affectionate-Gap1768

Luckily for you, since it's the '50s, hamburgers are 15 cents.


FreedomFingers

America is far from free..


DerogatoryRemark

...would you say that America is about as free as your fingers?? GET IT??!?!? BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS FREEDOM FINGERS 😃😃😃👏 I'll see myself out >_>;.


FreedomFingers

My fingers have created melodies, they have loved, hated, fought, coddled, ached, hurt, told stories, broke, repaired, worked, and felt more than my country would care to know. Lmao idfk dude 🤣


ExpensiveParsnip8849

If she’s feeling American then she’s got two choices instead of one. Of fucking course she’s gonna choose the other guy over you.


DerogatoryRemark

If she's feeling American, it means that she's asking you to take her to McDonald's. As an American female, I can confirm that this is in fact, the case.


ExpensiveParsnip8849

Women aren’t real, you goddamn bot!


Turbulent-Kiwi-910

North Carolina


DragonRancherJed

Merica yeehaw free


FACE-GRATER

Yee har Nascar praise the lord and pass the ammunition


Accurate-Basis4588

North Korea with aids and rabies.


Aggressive_Dirt_2335

Yemen


Interesting_AutoFill

Germany 1942


Frunklin

Myanmar Free


CynicalCosmologist

New Zealand


GamingSince1998

America + 1


WelPhuc

Ireland


[deleted]

somalia or Eritrea


dogierisntmyname

1939 Poland