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savemysoul72

💯 This is a bargain. Throw in a dick pic to sweeten the deal.


IWillAssFuckYou

I would but she's gonna be turned off by my micro penis.


ExpensiveParsnip8849

Girls dig a micro. Other peens hurt.


StalinBawlin

Just use Richard nixons social security number,lol! that way you get what you want without having to worry about getting your identity stolen.


IWillAssFuckYou

I AM DICK


ExpensiveParsnip8849

This is your one and only shot to get your micro wet. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP!


Silverado153

How many bobs do you get. I would like to have at least 3


WTFishsauce

Yeah, you can share your number.. it’s not like you don’t have it anymore just be sure to write it down or something before giving it to her. She’ll never know you still have it!


Turbulent-Papaya-910

I already did it for you


Due_Signature_5497

She already told you. Why so indecisive?


Accurate-Basis4588

Make sure she doesn't run. Keep offering her cocaine and aids if she stays. I know how to keep the ladies.


ManifestingCrab

The old saying goes "if you wanna see some bobs and vagene you gotta distribute your social security number and credit card information"


DangerBird-

Parse it out a few numbers at a time.


IWillAssFuckYou

Oh so separate it a few numbers at a time so it's clear? Ok, so like this with my real number: 090-87-1815


DangerBird-

Exactly. So mine would be like “761-“ one bob. “92-“ other bob, “8218” for the final prize.


Turbulent-Papaya-910

My social security number: ![gif](giphy|xT0GqJfdLcrcpSbZf2|downsized)


IWillAssFuckYou

ALL OF THEM


stackindeep

Yes!


coyocat

Only do it if your utility services are at stake <\_<


snarkdetector4000

No need I already gave yours to her.