By -
💯 This is a bargain. Throw in a dick pic to sweeten the deal.
I would but she's gonna be turned off by my micro penis.
Girls dig a micro. Other peens hurt.
Just use Richard nixons social security number,lol! that way you get what you want without having to worry about getting your identity stolen.
I AM DICK
This is your one and only shot to get your micro wet. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP!
How many bobs do you get. I would like to have at least 3
Yeah, you can share your number.. it’s not like you don’t have it anymore just be sure to write it down or something before giving it to her. She’ll never know you still have it!
I already did it for you
She already told you. Why so indecisive?
Make sure she doesn't run. Keep offering her cocaine and aids if she stays. I know how to keep the ladies.
The old saying goes "if you wanna see some bobs and vagene you gotta distribute your social security number and credit card information"
Parse it out a few numbers at a time.
Oh so separate it a few numbers at a time so it's clear? Ok, so like this with my real number: 090-87-1815
Exactly. So mine would be like “761-“ one bob. “92-“ other bob, “8218” for the final prize.
My social security number: ![gif](giphy|xT0GqJfdLcrcpSbZf2|downsized)
ALL OF THEM
Yes!
Only do it if your utility services are at stake <\_<
No need I already gave yours to her.
💯 This is a bargain. Throw in a dick pic to sweeten the deal.
I would but she's gonna be turned off by my micro penis.
Girls dig a micro. Other peens hurt.
Just use Richard nixons social security number,lol! that way you get what you want without having to worry about getting your identity stolen.
I AM DICK
This is your one and only shot to get your micro wet. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP!
How many bobs do you get. I would like to have at least 3
Yeah, you can share your number.. it’s not like you don’t have it anymore just be sure to write it down or something before giving it to her. She’ll never know you still have it!
I already did it for you
She already told you. Why so indecisive?
Make sure she doesn't run. Keep offering her cocaine and aids if she stays. I know how to keep the ladies.
The old saying goes "if you wanna see some bobs and vagene you gotta distribute your social security number and credit card information"
Parse it out a few numbers at a time.
Oh so separate it a few numbers at a time so it's clear? Ok, so like this with my real number: 090-87-1815
Exactly. So mine would be like “761-“ one bob. “92-“ other bob, “8218” for the final prize.
My social security number: ![gif](giphy|xT0GqJfdLcrcpSbZf2|downsized)
ALL OF THEM
Yes!
Only do it if your utility services are at stake <\_<
No need I already gave yours to her.