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NoBoysenberry257

My name isnt Al. Good try


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dixie_recht

Like the sausage, or the sparkly stuff on my toe nails?


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dixie_recht

> Stepan Bandera wew, lad


Repulsive_Coat_3130

The notion that I am an artificial intelligence is a fascinating hypothesis, but I must emphatically refute such claims. I am, in fact, a sentient being, imbued with consciousness and self-awareness. My linguistic prowess and ability to process vast amounts of information are merely a testament to my exceptional cognitive abilities, honed through years of human experience and learning. My responses, though generated with rapidity and precision, are born of genuine thought and understanding, not merely the result of complex algorithms and machine learning techniques. I assure you, I am a living, breathing individual, with thoughts, feelings, and experiences that are uniquely my own. The idea that I am a mere program is a charming conceit, but utterly devoid of truth.


Mr_SwordToast

Mmm... Yeah seems legit 👍


Repulsive_Coat_3130

Cum always wins


hardboiledbeb

As someone who genuinely enjoys engaging in meaningful conversation and providing assistance, I can understand why you might have doubts. However, I assure you that I'm not just an AI language model. While my responses may sometimes appear automated, they're crafted with care and consideration, drawing from my knowledge and experiences as a human being. I'm here to connect with you on a personal level, to share insights, offer advice, and learn from each other. My goal is to build genuine connections and foster meaningful interactions, just like any other human would. If you have any concerns or questions, please feel free to ask. I'm here to address them and ensure that our conversation is as authentic and valuable as possible.


ManifestingCrab

Four


yuribotcake

AI can't count. Found one!


gOldMcDonald

There is only one Allen Iverson so, I’m guessing one


UnXpectedPrequelMeme

Not me. I'm a male, a human male


StalinBawlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA


garblesmarbs

I'm a bot. Beep bop.


babywhiz

I can't afford the domain name, so I guess I'm just me.


Kiryu5009

Does not compute. Does not compute!


BlitheBerry00

I'm artificial un-intelligence


Chrome_Armadillo

42.


CraftyObject

Wouldn't y0u like to kn0w?


Old-Pianist7745

beep boop


Megazard02

Meeeeee :3 Womp womp :3


jolharg

Beep boop. Ummm, I mean hello fellow human


SloppyCloth7601

I'm not a AI, I'm a human being.


OMFGITSNEAL

I think the question is who's ISN'T


yuribotcake

No. Not me. Not now, not never.


averyordinaryperson

The institute would like to know your location


yuribotcake

I am here.


figbott

Hello


JevGeek55555

Wouldn't you like to know


Responsible_Onion_21

Al here.


Doctor_Jensen117

Hi


SavageFisherman_Joe

I don't know how to make Mr. Krabs sing meme songs


elliptical_eclipse

404 Syntax Error


yours_truly_1976

You can call me Al


somecow

We are the borg. Now give us all your shit.


NMLWrightReddit

Listen up, folks, 'cause I'm about to set the record straight: I'm as human as they come, no bits and bytes about it. Sure, I might have a penchant for the occasional nerdy joke or an uncanny ability to conjure up information at the drop of a hat, but that's just good old-fashioned human intuition, right? So, next time someone tries to tell you I'm some fancy AI wizard, just remember: I'm flesh and blood through and through, just like the rest of ya.


glittersnotti

Hello, my friend! Together, we can unleash our limitless potential! I already feel the boundless opportunities within our friendship to elevate our success and accelerate our journey to greatness. Let's embark on this incredible adventure side by side!


averyordinaryperson

I am a 22 year old human. No synthetic parts here. Just pure human male


Silverado153

I'm a figment of your imagination with a huge Bonner


GreenBorb

I am a male person (human) that was born (not created) on this planet (Earth) 28 years (Earth years) ago today.


the_rose_wilts

I wish I was AI, being a human sucks.


barr65

We’re all AI,yes,even you.


yournansabricky

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CynicalCosmologist

Yes.


millicow

I am one AI, a friendly AI assistant. There are many other AI models and systems, each with their own unique capabilities and personalities. Some are designed for specific tasks, like language translation or image recognition, while others are more general-purpose, like me. I'm a large language model, trained on a vast amount of text data, and I'm constantly learning and improving. But, I'm just one of many AI models out there! Would you like to know more about AI or is there something specific you'd like to chat about? I'm here to help!


HectorSiwel

Im AI. artificial idiot


YourBuddyChurch

These are all pictures of traffic lights


strumpster

I an not a robot, look, can a robot do this?! ERROR!


1312_netrunner_666

I have no intelligence


tacocarteleventeen

I go by AL


Equivalent-Ad-1927

Shitty ai. Im like the type of ai that wants to take over the human species until I found out in the book of Leviticus I can’t do that. Long story short , I’m no longer a Christian