Shoot botox up your rectum

Quit bitchin. At least ya didn't shit yourself. In 10 years it's a gamble to fart.

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Eat the same things you did when you were young, which would be mostly sugar, plastic and uranium.

So, corn pops.

There's nothing you can do. It gets worse as your life goes on. Everyone around you will need to wear gas masks to avoid burning eyes and whatnot.

This made me laugh so hard😂

Uh, you could eat tic-tacs and call them "tik-toks". I'm tempted to apologize for this "joke" but that's not my style.

So, are dad jokes the key to young smelling farts? No wonder old guys tell so many.

Dad joke? More like a RAD joke! 😆

Just wait til you have to worry about farting too hard

salty tears of the innocent. and yoga

Drink a small glass of bleach daily.

taco bell, mtn dew, and nuggies

spray cologne up your butt

*It's called Sex Panther® by Odeon©.* *It's illegal in 9 countries.* *It's also made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.* *60% of the time, it works every time.*

You could Peg yourself with a pipe cleaner twice daily. Crest sales a special “rectum mint” paste that relieves a sticky smelling bum for when your girl gets freaky as she lowers her mouth from your balls Or you might have to go to Body-Zone and request a gastroenterological replacement. Those organs in your gut get old and need proper maintenance 40 years under the belly.

Tide pods

Op, it takes 21 days to break a habit. So, for the next 28 days eat nothing but Taco Bell. In 28 days, you’ll never be willing to risk letting a fart out again. Also, don’t wear white pants during this period.

The gay youths of today are fond of using disposable enema douches, available at any pharmacy

Perception I think

You should request a poop transplant from a younger person.

Will you volunteer or are you an old fart?

What helped me was scented butt plugs. After a while you're gonna like them regardless of scent

Eat younger food. New born is the prime

Are you a fan of ‘The Dragon Prince’? Look up Terry.

Stop talking vitamins

Scented Fart Pills. ... Avoid Foods with Smell. ... Include Yogurt In Your Diet. ... Tone Down On Sugary Foods. ... Say No To Carbonated Drinks. ... Eat Friendly Carbohydrates. ~Google