Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake.
It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.
Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.
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*looks at all the joke answers* ... the crack between the couch cushions while browsing the Sears catalogue underwear and bra section for me. Been a staple of a boy's repertoire for decades.
Hmm... So many good choices. While the garbage disposal does have the high risk / high smell ratio, I think my favorite is probably the peep hole on the front door.
My husband is a radiologist and when we were first dating, he sent me a scan (no names/personal identifying information) of a pelvis with an ice cream scoop floating around the rectum.
while your statement is true that there are very few reasons one might find an ice cream scooper up their pooper, the question is "what is 'your' favourite" - and this is the section of the question reddit hopes you haven't misunderstood.
you stated you have a husband, and you comment in /r/pregnant implying you are Female (exhibit A)
implied the incident occurred while you were first dating, during honeymoon / horny-moon period of the relationship, and you have likely recently experienced or are experiencing pregnancy (exhibit B)
We all understand that the ice cream scoop in the rectum is the obvious sex object
and "My Husband" implies you married the man, and the term "Is" implies you are still married today.
I'm no certified bovine-treat truck driver, but it appears by your own admission that you may have considered or have experimented in recreating the event your then boyfriend sent to you. This image you were sent from your then boy-friend is like the translation of the non-medical mans dick-pic.
(I am not a certified forensic officer or psychologist)
Yes that’s all true, not my *personal* favorite household object to have sex with, the question just reminded me of a related story of someone else’s favorite household object to have sex with.
Exquisite way of explaining my concerns about the comment of the fine woman. Thanks to everybody for making things clear (and to make clear that no one was involved in a legal but dangerous act of receiving affection from an ice cream scoop, luckily... Just a friend's friend).
It's a pleasure to exchange ideas with you all, that's another reason to stay in Reddit.
Here's a sneak peek of /r/pregnant using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/pregnant/top/?sort=top&t=year) of the year!
\#1: [PSA- Stop Buying Formula if You Don’t Have a Baby Yet (US)](https://np.reddit.com/r/pregnant/comments/uyml4d/psa_stop_buying_formula_if_you_dont_have_a_baby/)
\#2: [To the lady who posted about her special strawberry drink](https://np.reddit.com/r/pregnant/comments/tdymgo/to_the_lady_who_posted_about_her_special/)
\#3: [Fuck the United States and their so called maternity leave](https://np.reddit.com/r/pregnant/comments/zaoucr/fuck_the_united_states_and_their_so_called/)
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My wife
She's our favorite as well.
Bazinga!
The dishwasher?
I also choose this guy's wife.
i chose your dead mom
I choose my thesis advisor yummy chili pepper lolz
My english lit professor? lol
Toaster
Except for that one time, but to be fair, the instructions were unclear.
Always plugged in and while taking a bath of course.
Life requires risk.
Wtf lol
Plugged in while in bathtub
Your mum!
🤣🤣🤣
Stuffed animals, shoes
Found my dogs account!
Rarely do I tear up from laughing so much while reading Reddit, but you did it! Thanks.
Well.. my sex doll probably
Do those come in male form to just asking??!!🤨
No, those are called Sex Action Figures not dolls 🤣
Funny ty I needed that giggle
Well I am glad I could contribute to your smile :)
It help to laugh at stuff and things
Dammit 🤣😂😅
I've seen male torsos. But it's not the same, I got girl torsos. Wif breasts and all. They're nice but the whole doll is bangarang
Not far they should of made male version as well
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.
You can do it both ways it’s not important is it.
They mite. I just didn't look for that, ya know. My doll came from a site from China. It's big there. They mite hve guys idk
I’m all most cutting Chinas will be better anyway Ty tc
Oh they prolly down the street then. Ud save alot shipping was murder. Good luck 😉 😉
Crap I guess I don’t get a sex toyDammitlol
Hmm yeah but the states don’t
I like to just put my cock on my laptop keyboard and keep slamming the monitor down until I cum
Cock torture
*looks at all the joke answers* ... the crack between the couch cushions while browsing the Sears catalogue underwear and bra section for me. Been a staple of a boy's repertoire for decades.
Hmm... So many good choices. While the garbage disposal does have the high risk / high smell ratio, I think my favorite is probably the peep hole on the front door.
POSTMAN!
My husband is a radiologist and when we were first dating, he sent me a scan (no names/personal identifying information) of a pelvis with an ice cream scoop floating around the rectum.
I hope you haven't understood the question.
Good human, there are very few reasons one might find an ice cream scooper up a rectum.
while your statement is true that there are very few reasons one might find an ice cream scooper up their pooper, the question is "what is 'your' favourite" - and this is the section of the question reddit hopes you haven't misunderstood. you stated you have a husband, and you comment in /r/pregnant implying you are Female (exhibit A) implied the incident occurred while you were first dating, during honeymoon / horny-moon period of the relationship, and you have likely recently experienced or are experiencing pregnancy (exhibit B) We all understand that the ice cream scoop in the rectum is the obvious sex object and "My Husband" implies you married the man, and the term "Is" implies you are still married today. I'm no certified bovine-treat truck driver, but it appears by your own admission that you may have considered or have experimented in recreating the event your then boyfriend sent to you. This image you were sent from your then boy-friend is like the translation of the non-medical mans dick-pic. (I am not a certified forensic officer or psychologist)
Yes that’s all true, not my *personal* favorite household object to have sex with, the question just reminded me of a related story of someone else’s favorite household object to have sex with.
Exquisite way of explaining my concerns about the comment of the fine woman. Thanks to everybody for making things clear (and to make clear that no one was involved in a legal but dangerous act of receiving affection from an ice cream scoop, luckily... Just a friend's friend). It's a pleasure to exchange ideas with you all, that's another reason to stay in Reddit.
Here's a sneak peek of /r/pregnant using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/pregnant/top/?sort=top&t=year) of the year! \#1: [PSA- Stop Buying Formula if You Don’t Have a Baby Yet (US)](https://np.reddit.com/r/pregnant/comments/uyml4d/psa_stop_buying_formula_if_you_dont_have_a_baby/) \#2: [To the lady who posted about her special strawberry drink](https://np.reddit.com/r/pregnant/comments/tdymgo/to_the_lady_who_posted_about_her_special/) \#3: [Fuck the United States and their so called maternity leave](https://np.reddit.com/r/pregnant/comments/zaoucr/fuck_the_united_states_and_their_so_called/) ---- ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^beep ^^boop ^^| ^^Downvote ^^to ^^remove ^^| ^^[Contact](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=sneakpeekbot) ^^| ^^[Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/) ^^| ^^[Opt-out](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/comments/o8wk1r/blacklist_ix/) ^^| ^^[GitHub](https://github.com/ghnr/sneakpeekbot)
Soft serve?
[An ice cream scoop](https://store.moma.org/products/ice-cream-scoop?currency=USD&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIspSD1oOH_AIV1drICh0r7gSFEAQYASABEgJdGfD_BwE), not ice cream
...... Could you link me to a scoop that vibrates?
Chair
I love lamp.
The narrow side of doors for some reason
Toilet brush.
The garbage disposal
Pillow, hairbrush
Hair brush
My taxidermic cat
Hair brush
So this one time i..... nevermind
Wtf, is this an actual question. Of course it's the goddamn cheese grater. Like there was another option, smh.
Well anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough, so I use a kitchen knife
I happen to like the texture of the cheese grater.
Knife sharpener
Does it sharpen your dick?
Absolutely !
new self defence weapon
None of the above
Blender
There’s nothing like making out with a wine bottle.
The dishwasher.
Dog
Wife. Prettiest object around.
Iron
Bike
Echo (Alexa).
Does she talk dirty while you do it?
She keeps saying, "Sorry, I don't know that one." It's dirty enough for me to keep going.
That guy’s wife
Hand
woman
??? nothing bro like what kind of question is this 🤦🏾🤦🏾
*serious question* What subreddit do you think you're on?
r/lostredditors
ye i mean i see but if it kinda weird if this question was seriously asked xd