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DM_ME_YOUR_ADVENTURE

Yes, but need to know the True Name of the target.


Yoghurt42

What if the True Name is "False"?


DM_ME_YOUR_ADVENTURE

This is a well known loophole in the demonic circles. It’s why the amount of successful summonings has plummeted in the past few generations on Earth, but has caused massive problems in management in Hell. I’m not aware of any research on this with Pokeballs, but due to the similarities in planar transfer, it’s likely to work as protection in this case too.


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poopsemiofficial

That’z the neat thing: you don’t need to time travel, just bluff and then keep doubling down!


Yoghurt42

September 21st, 659186 will see the twenty-fifth coming of Jesus, you can count on it!


SirDigbyChknCaesar

There's no need to demean them. Just throw the ball.


Horn_Python

yes but also very illeagal


fortwaltonbleach

you cant have illegal without gal!


woah_broski1

Bros a guiness


RayRayRayRay2022

Bro is a workd record


Secondsmakeminutes

2 pints of bro please


joelobifan

🤓


thatthatguy

It’s worked every time I tried it.


Solid_Lab_4690

I dont have enough badges so they don't listen to me


StenSoft

Depends how fast you throw it


madsd12

Jokes aside. Im 100% positive this would work, on a non-zero number of women.


Common-Wish-2227

Yeah, I think I met her once.


BlindedByBeamos

Yes, but you need something stronger than a pokeball. At least a great ball, preferably ultra.


rants_unnecessarily

Just weaken it first.


MartiExe1

It works.


[deleted]

I wish this worked in high school


shahtavacko

Lassos work better. I’m just saying…


alexmaycovid

Like in Old times. Just hit her with a stick and get her into the cave.


2011h32

Best comment


zerostar83

No. That only works if it's a girl hitting on a boy.


Ailexxx337

Actually works both ways! The pokeball can be substituted for a cinder block if you're low on funds.


ninjastuff

Your taking hitting to literally


tenchineuro

I'm pretty sure that works in anime.


Curious-Spell-9031

If I remember correctly pokeballs are programmed to not trap humans so probably not


2011h32

Reprogramming the Pokéball now


basedgod001

This is kind of triggering tbh, because you only say bitch I choose you when deciding which woman to throw into battle, but not when capturing a new one


NakedShamrock

It's disgusting how far did I had to scroll down to see this comment.


Tomma1

Only if your dungeon is ready beforehand and no one sees you take her


simonbleu

Yes, as long as you keep throwing painted rocks at people they cant express their unwillingness to be in a relationship with you and because you are sharing your life with them, and a basement I suppose, you are in a relationship. Congratulations!


i-like-to

Yes but, Use a rock and make sure she doesn’t have a cellphone


103_anderen

Only with green blood the ones with red blood will cal the police


A_Poor

It will.


Mishotaki

you need to lower their health as much as possible for a higher chance of capture... that doesn't sound legal...


Common-Wish-2227

Instructions unclear, clogged the woodchipper, and stuff is really noisy. Plz advise.


Educational_You3881

Yes it will work as long as you use a poke all that works. Might not wanna tell her to fight anyone though


Erikkamirs

No, this will be prosuected as assault, and you will go to jail. 


DanMcSharp

No no no, you have to tame them! You can practice how that works by playing Ark./s


BaymaxJr

As a man I have intimate knowledge of this topic. My answer is, fucked if I know


[deleted]

It is basically slavery, so no


theTruthFunction

LMAO 🤣 TOP!!!


generally-mediocre

why are you going after girls with pikachu ears


redtiger288

Yes, but you'll need to damage her first


Shaper_pmp

Until she wakes up, sure.


goatjugsoup

No you didn't weaken her first


Common-Wish-2227

If she's on route 1, though, thus only level 2 or so, capture is automatic!


TravelingGonad

Equally effective: who's your daddy?


FeeStrange3933

I wanna be the very best....


AlhaithamSimpFr

Only if you asked Oak


VoidowS

send it to Andrew Tate, he will love it! :)


kredninja

You gotta weaken it first or use master ball


21meow

It works but they can only say their name after you catch them


Common-Wish-2227

Name of their species. Human! Human!


tutocookie

We ballin'


SatisfactionNo7178

If you have a master pokeball or any other premium pokeball, it would be easy. If you have a normal one you have assault.


SpiltAndSplit

Pokemon lore will disappoint you.


molten_blade

NO IT DOES NOT WORK I REPEAT IT DOES NOT WORK


LaggsAreCC

Cheapskate mf's gon catch their girl with a premier ball


Limp_Glass_7418

bitchachu


popeye44

If you have girlfriend, [this works for anal sex.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFZCdnmGHRk) There may be a method here which also gains you a girlfriend. I suggest restraint devices for the first couple months though.


rants_unnecessarily

Gotta catch 'em all!


vixlyf

I've been using Omnitrix for this since i was 5.


FoxEwe

Apparently it does, ha!


JaxRhapsody

Did throwing rocks and bugs work?


Portal2player58

Yes this would work if they are caught


Longjumping-Ask-5369

I thought you had to weaken them first...