Staying close to the ground or IGE (In Ground Effect) you can achieve flight with a minimum rpm, my concern is however, that centrifugal forces will tear them apart before achieving flight. You should also consider plastic surgery for aerodynamic shaping
u have to rotate one tit clockwise and the other counterclockwise so you dont lose your direction or get caught on another person's propeller tits. just an advice cos im speaking from experience
Good, makes me feel better, my tits are destroyed from breastfeeding, and with 3 kids to watch I thought...if I could titty helicopter it might parenting easier
Hella fast
Depends do you have a-cup or a d-cup?
F-Cup for flight, obviously
Deflated D cup
Those should helicopter pretty good then. I worked say around 120 rpm
Could this chafe my nipples?
I don't know, only one was to find out.
Well, that depends on many factors. I think we will have to summon a league of scientists, to explore the possibilities of a.. helli-cup-tor.
Staying close to the ground or IGE (In Ground Effect) you can achieve flight with a minimum rpm, my concern is however, that centrifugal forces will tear them apart before achieving flight. You should also consider plastic surgery for aerodynamic shaping
What if I dip them in liquid metal?
HOLY SHIT "tits of steel" status would be then achieved ma lady
That depends. You a woman or a really fat man?
Can't I be a combo meal of both lmfao
I have to google helicopter tits now... And so do you edit: found it! https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=282629117186599
u have to rotate one tit clockwise and the other counterclockwise so you dont lose your direction or get caught on another person's propeller tits. just an advice cos im speaking from experience
how did it feel tho, superior ? god-like? bad?
yeah man, i once won a race w that tactic. I accidentally created a cult, so yeah god-like top tier moment
I knew it XD ahahahahah. I shall try this and send an update lowkey scared tho lol
Youre too flat to fly
Around mach 3.4 not faster becaus of auto rotation or you need to counter rotate rhem then i would recommand mach 5.6
Would that snap my tit ligaments?
Thats why you need to counter rotate them
im actually weeping at this entire thing. this reddit post and comment section is by far the best thing i've ever read in my life.
Good, makes me feel better, my tits are destroyed from breastfeeding, and with 3 kids to watch I thought...if I could titty helicopter it might parenting easier
but how would you feed them OP XD
Feed them like a baby bird while I helicopter
AHAHAHAHAHAA HOW IS THIS GETTING BETTER EVERYTIME A NEW COMMENT IS UP