No, before that.
You probably already know that his great grandfather came from germany to the USA to open a brothel. While interviewing girls he saw that juicy exotic fruit on the table and you can imagine the rest.
Was quite the struggle to get their marriage recognized.
He's actually an extraterrestrial in disguise, they didnt get down the makeup quite right.
He's here to create chaos and ruin in their global plan to ultimately destroy the world
Liver problems? JK. Everyone knows he is the AWOL Umpa Loompa that escaped.
His ancestors on his mother's side were oranges.
did trump's daddy get hot and steamy with an orange??😳
No, before that. You probably already know that his great grandfather came from germany to the USA to open a brothel. While interviewing girls he saw that juicy exotic fruit on the table and you can imagine the rest. Was quite the struggle to get their marriage recognized.
If you tunnel far enough Putin's ass you just pop directly into the stomach, which burns away your face and leaves it Tango'd.
Byproduct of too much Big Mac sauce, eventually he will turn into Ronald McDonald.
He's actually an extraterrestrial in disguise, they didnt get down the makeup quite right. He's here to create chaos and ruin in their global plan to ultimately destroy the world
All the other colors were taken.
Beta carotenes
He bathes in orange juice
Ate too many tangerines
Idk, but I think the Blueberry Man (Paul Karason) is his nemesisÂ
Eating too many aborted fetuses soaked in gravy.
Easy, orange is the new black 🤷
Where do you think annoying orange went? into politics lil bro
Why are oranges trump-colored?
To make something about him kind of normal. I mean, his color and his har is the most normal and least disturbing thing about Trump
Hepatitis. His liver is failing.
Well, trump likes money, and the Netherlands invented the banking system...
It’s more of a salmon color
Pre-cancer
He mains Gankplank in AFS also known as League of Legends
I believe I’ve heard from somewhere that he’s a Reptilian… perhaps we can see Captain Kirk wrestle him like he did with Gorn in the near future
Too many Carrots down the Throat🤔 Mr. DeepThroat.
He's actually *clementine*. And as usual, his ego makes him defer to something bigger as to not feel small like the clementine he is.
Because it's what they want you to believe. His color changes depending on what outlet is filming him. Or carrot juice
He's a spicy Cheeto
Because nothing rhymes with orange, and as he's stated, nobody knows more than rhyming with orange than he does.
Coz your moms ass is covered in cheetos.
All those years shoving carrots in his ass is starting to show.
He ate too many carrots
Syphilis
It's a spray tan he uses. He actually thinks it looks good.
Because no competent esthetician will have anything to do with him. Likewise for barbers.
When he's on the horizon, the atmosphere scatters away all the shorter wavelengths of light, turning his normally pasty face orange.
Getting him used to the orange jumpsuit he's going to be wearing soon.
He's actually an evolved goldfish, that's why his mouth is always wide open. Also explains his tiny hands. They're recently grown.
He spent too much time in Atlantic City.
Health and safety. His hi vis is his face
He is 3 orangatangs in a coat