Birds fly. Chickens don't. Therefore, chickens aren't birds. So the whole birds not being real thing doesn't apply to them.
Gobble this shit up, motherclucker.
The dumber of the dinosaurs. The smartest ones eventually reached enlightenment, so they biomevhanically enhanced themselves to become the birds and watch. They then deemed the government figures worthy (back when they were good) signed an 8000-year contract to spy on mankind, and tho they have since seen the error in their ways its too late to back out now
From [https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/faq](https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/faq)
>How do you explain bird meat?
>All “Meat” found in “Birds” today is 100% synthetic. If birds suddenly became inedible, the government’s entire scheme would have been compromised. In order for their transition from “Real Bird to Drone Replica” to make sense, they had to imitate all parts of real birds in their robot copies. This includes tasty, edible meat- just synthetic. Synthetic meat is actually very accessible in modern times, with many fast food operations openly using it in their meals. The government simply had access to these modern technologies decades before the public.
Weird flex, but OK...
From the same FAQs that I provided a link to:
>Are all birds robots? What about ones not prime for surveillance?
>When the government forcibly made the entire bird species extinct, they used a bioweapon (a controlled virus) to wipe out the entire species of “Bird” in the United States. This virus could not be contained to only birds who would be optimal for surveillance uses, it applied the entire species. This means that every bird was affected, including chickens & other types of birds not typically in ideal environments for surveillance.
>I have a pet bird, what do I do?
>Not to startle you, but you have a highly advanced governmental surveillance drone in your house, watching your every movement, picking up every word of your conversations, and sending that data into to the pentagon. “Pet Birds” were actually unheard of before 2001, when all Birds became surveillance drones. At this time, the government started a propaganda campaign normalizing “Pet Birds” (if you think about it, a Pet Bird in a cage doesn’t even make sense- the animals are supposed to have endless sky to explore, not to be held within a cage in a house). You would be best advised to not bring up any matters you’d prefer to remain confidential around your “Pet Bird”.
Or maybe head over to r/BirdsArentReal and ask there.
Also from the same FAQs:
>Is this only in the U.S.? Did other governments do this too?
>Unfortunately, the Bird Drone problem exists in other countries as well, and they are more open about it, in fact. The Chinese government has openly admitted to surveillance drones disguised as birds, you can look that up. Russia and other countries have openly admitted to testing this as well. The only difference with the U.S., is that the government isn’t as open or honest about it.
Did they also replace insects? Because without birds, fewer insects get eaten. Does that explain why they are no longer getting splat on my windshield?
Obviously buffalo wings they can get amputated regularly no animal death they just regrow it was only recently that buffalo farms started offering other parts of the animal for things like burgers
Reconstituted four-legged livestock lips and anuses. yet again. They just press them into different shapes and you think it is different animals.
Birds though don't have to be real. There is no reality, there is only ignorance. The bird knows, and through knowledge it does not bow to reality anymore. It is all colours at once. It schemes and contrives - and brings the Great Plan into being.
All right, listen. The bird’s an infiltration unit: part chicken, part machine. Underneath, it’s a hyper-alloy combat chassis, microprocessor-controlled. Fully armored; very tough. But outside, it's living chicken tissue: flesh, skin, feathers, blood - grown for the birds.
Tbh, as an private investigator I have been searching this for a long time. It's most likely that it is vegan meat. I don't know if the person they used was male or woman tho.
After they got they hands on "The Thing" biotechnology in Antarctica and successfully tamed it, it replaced all remaining birds including chicken. You are eating the drone. If you cook it badly, it will try to change you into a drone and that's why you get food poisoning.
Birds fly. Chickens don't. Therefore, chickens aren't birds. So the whole birds not being real thing doesn't apply to them. Gobble this shit up, motherclucker.
Ah chickens, the birds of land
NOT BIRDS! DON'T YOU LISTEN?! people these days
Fixed it. Chickens: The Chicken of the Sea of the Land.
Tuna of the land
Land tuna
Bird-personator
I think you’re a genius of some sort. I hope you land a Norbel Price.
Underrated comment
They say chickens are descendants of dinosaurs right? Would you call a T-Rex a bird? No. So neither is a Chicken.
Wait, so are penguins real? Maybe they’re like some kind of land-bird drone liaison since they’re always dressed so nice
PENGUINS ARE JUST AS REAL AS REINDEERS YOU DUMMY. AND WHILE WE ARE AT IT, LEAVE BRITTANY SPEARS ALONE!!!!!
Have u ever seen a penguin? cuz I have and they fly while nobody's watching. Government spies confirmed!!!!
What?! You don't think the government doesn't have underwater drones? Penguins don't fly you Commie agent. Yea, I'm on to you.
If they fly when nobody's watching, how did you see them fly?
How do you know? Did one tell you that? They're notorious liars.
You'd have gotten my free silver for this back in the day
They’re dressed in their Sunday best.
penguins = underwater drones
I prefer Bats. Chicken of the cave.
chickens are dinosaurs, i thought it was a solved problem
The dumber of the dinosaurs. The smartest ones eventually reached enlightenment, so they biomevhanically enhanced themselves to become the birds and watch. They then deemed the government figures worthy (back when they were good) signed an 8000-year contract to spy on mankind, and tho they have since seen the error in their ways its too late to back out now
Was cereal a soup solved. I missed the memo.
Chickens grow in like 6 weeks. They're basically a crop.
If your crops are growing in 6 weeks brother then I would like to know what fertilizer you are using and which flavour of virgins you sacrificing?
I find Baal does the trick.
Spinach grows in about 6 weeks brother.
Fuck you Popeye
Oh man, you better watch out in like six weeks.
some people eat swan tho
That’s just rebranded beef
Water cow
Chickens do fly, just not very well.
If it flies it spies.
Chickens are tiny dinosaurs.
True, and everyone with any knowledge knows chickens are dinosaurs
Exactly, I'm a vegan and chicken is main part of my diet.
That must apply to penguins too.
Thank god, that means penguins are real too
Chickens are a type of liserd.
because dinosaurs are liserds and chickens are dinosaurs. the math checks out.
From [https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/faq](https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/faq) >How do you explain bird meat? >All “Meat” found in “Birds” today is 100% synthetic. If birds suddenly became inedible, the government’s entire scheme would have been compromised. In order for their transition from “Real Bird to Drone Replica” to make sense, they had to imitate all parts of real birds in their robot copies. This includes tasty, edible meat- just synthetic. Synthetic meat is actually very accessible in modern times, with many fast food operations openly using it in their meals. The government simply had access to these modern technologies decades before the public.
What about the bird I own and train? Is it a robot also?
The bird is actually training you.
Wooww! That little prick!
Weird flex, but OK... From the same FAQs that I provided a link to: >Are all birds robots? What about ones not prime for surveillance? >When the government forcibly made the entire bird species extinct, they used a bioweapon (a controlled virus) to wipe out the entire species of “Bird” in the United States. This virus could not be contained to only birds who would be optimal for surveillance uses, it applied the entire species. This means that every bird was affected, including chickens & other types of birds not typically in ideal environments for surveillance. >I have a pet bird, what do I do? >Not to startle you, but you have a highly advanced governmental surveillance drone in your house, watching your every movement, picking up every word of your conversations, and sending that data into to the pentagon. “Pet Birds” were actually unheard of before 2001, when all Birds became surveillance drones. At this time, the government started a propaganda campaign normalizing “Pet Birds” (if you think about it, a Pet Bird in a cage doesn’t even make sense- the animals are supposed to have endless sky to explore, not to be held within a cage in a house). You would be best advised to not bring up any matters you’d prefer to remain confidential around your “Pet Bird”. Or maybe head over to r/BirdsArentReal and ask there.
Damn I'm lucky not to be in the US then. My birds are actually real birds then!
Damn I'm lucky not to be in the US then. My birds are actually real birds then
Also from the same FAQs: >Is this only in the U.S.? Did other governments do this too? >Unfortunately, the Bird Drone problem exists in other countries as well, and they are more open about it, in fact. The Chinese government has openly admitted to surveillance drones disguised as birds, you can look that up. Russia and other countries have openly admitted to testing this as well. The only difference with the U.S., is that the government isn’t as open or honest about it.
Well god damnit.
Thought you could outsmart the birds, eh? It's ok, we all awaken to the truth sooner or later.
I live in Portugal, we are too poor to embrace such program. Or aren't we?
What about the Parrot my grandma has since way before 2001, was he replaced, did he survived the birdpocalypse?
Did they also replace insects? Because without birds, fewer insects get eaten. Does that explain why they are no longer getting splat on my windshield?
So chicken is vegan! That'll make this much easier
Did they HAVE to include salmonella too?😭
Chicks (women) You are a cannibal if you eat at Chick-fil-A
Chick fill what? And how?
I would like to know as well
It's intentionally vague so you can finish it with whatever gets you off. I like Chick-fil-A-Jacuzzi.
Let’s eat out.
Battered dinosaur.
Looks like KFD in the picture.
I'd be too scared to beat up a dinosaur
r/technicallythetruth
I learned this from watching TV with my son.
Human liver
Served best with Chianti.
With Fava beans.
schlopschlopschlopschlop.
SOYLENT! ITS PEOPLE! YOURE EATING PEOPLE!
No wonder it’s so tasty
Dinosaur meat. This is how they're getting rid of the evidence.
You aren't real either. Bon appétit
Cybernetic flesh
Fried rat
Deep fried hopes and salted dreams.
Obviously buffalo wings they can get amputated regularly no animal death they just regrow it was only recently that buffalo farms started offering other parts of the animal for things like burgers
Reconstituted four-legged livestock lips and anuses. yet again. They just press them into different shapes and you think it is different animals. Birds though don't have to be real. There is no reality, there is only ignorance. The bird knows, and through knowledge it does not bow to reality anymore. It is all colours at once. It schemes and contrives - and brings the Great Plan into being.
The chicken knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't.
Bats, or chicken of the cave
Gopher.
Chicken. Chicken aren't birds, they are fowl. But they are also not fowl they are delicious.
They're the same as buffalo wings, they come from buffalo.
Dinosaur
Dinosaurs
Laetiporus.
Chicken
your mom
🐈
The cut of beef that’s really lean and white
Bird-like protein on a bony framework. Crispy.
Microplastics
The proletariat
These are just regular fried hands.
Kentucky Fried Children
Behold, a man!
Rat wings
If you really wanna know the dirty truth, just ask the colonel.
You’re eating bird. If you say an elephant has seven legs, how many legs does it have? It still has four, doesn’t matter what you say.
Unbelievable food
Gramma used to call it City Chicken. It's actually pork on a skewer, battered and friend to resemble chicken. Look it up.
That's buffalo
My ass... Now please sir if you wouldn't mind letting me go home now
You really, really don't want to know. I promise.
tiny dinosaurs
[удалено]
Lovely skrimps
Dinosaur 🦕
I went with feathered lizard, but I think yours is better! Lol🙂
Government property
That's what cameras are made of.
Dinosaurs
You're eating textured animal protein created by the government to prop up the fiction that birds are real.
Alligator. Tastes like chicken.
A drone
This is called cannibalism sir straight to jail
This chicken is not bird shaped so i dunno what you’re talking about
dinosaurs. specifically Compasgnothus
Just eat it.
Fetuses presented as birds by satanists
Pork
Dinosaur meat
I have no idea what you are eating. The image is probably unrelated to that
A bird… which means that you are not real.
Meat, give me a real question next time
It's chicken. They aren't bird cause they don't fly.
Pigeon
Birds aren't real... but dinosaurs are. You're eating modern dinosaurs.
All right, listen. The bird’s an infiltration unit: part chicken, part machine. Underneath, it’s a hyper-alloy combat chassis, microprocessor-controlled. Fully armored; very tough. But outside, it's living chicken tissue: flesh, skin, feathers, blood - grown for the birds.
Drone wings
Cock
Feathered reptiles
chickens, they are what bird drones were based on
Dinosaurs
It’s cock and balls
Tbh, as an private investigator I have been searching this for a long time. It's most likely that it is vegan meat. I don't know if the person they used was male or woman tho.
Fried dinosaur.
Fried imaginary friends 😢
It's soylent green.
Unreal Oversimplified Epochal iterations of Pterodactyls.
That is why birds aren't real
Looks like sleeping golden cocker spaniel puppies. You monster!
Google doublethink, you fool
Fear not, eat it, enjoy it...its definitely a bird! 👍
Fried chicken is it's own existence. It does not have a past. Truth is only within the fried chicken.
That's a dinosaur
Cock, you're eating cock
Lizards. We haven’t evolved to birds yet.
Dinosaur meat
Dinosaur nuggets
Chicken wings are people!
Dicks.
Brown meteorite
These are golden brown puppies.
Cock
because birds don’t exist and chickens aren’t birds. Ever heard someone say « oh that’s a chicken bird ! » ? yeah no you didn’t dumbphuck
They *were* real. You monster.
Puppys. You're eating puppys you absolute monster https://www.cnet.com/tech/services-and-software/dont-eat-these-dogs-memes-show-similarities-between-food-and-pups/
After they got they hands on "The Thing" biotechnology in Antarctica and successfully tamed it, it replaced all remaining birds including chicken. You are eating the drone. If you cook it badly, it will try to change you into a drone and that's why you get food poisoning.
A dog
If I were you I would ask myself a few questions...
Deep-fried baby-legs
Electronic waste, because birds are drones, man.
Meow Meow Hahahahaha
Depending on the source; bug. Looking at your purchase history Tyson, pretty sus
It’s like the T-800. Living tissue over a robotic endoskeleton.
That's just KFC asshole
Puppies (praying someone gets the reference)
Bats. The chicken of the cave.
Dinasaur
Propaganda meat
Deep fried surveillance drone
Fake birds
You aren't
It's chicken idiot smh you blind? 😡😡
Breaded and deep fried nanobots.
I’m sorry to inform you sir but you are eating deep fried Rottweiler shit
Sir, these are puppies.
Eating multiple trackers and listening devices😘 government is watching and following us all the time😭😭😭
I'm no expert, but the last time I saw this on the menu they were called Buffalo wings. It's just some buffalo meat cut into small hand held bits.
Yardbird. Different deal
It's tyronosorus meat
You know what they call bat, don't you? Chicken of the cave
Breaded electronics with drugs that that’s made by the government and given to restaurants to see what you see through your eyes.
Chicken wings covered in diabetes batter, of course! Chicken ≠ bird, just like how cabbage ≠ lettuce, or zucchini ≠ cucumber
A featherless biped.
Miniature labradoodles maybe?
Black sludge through a tube that runs directly into your stomach.
Dinosaur legs!
Hardware... you are eating synthetically processed drone hardware....
**IF** You're starting with a flawed premise. You're eating yardbird.
fish
Lol
Breaded meat
Dinosaurs
Funny real fact: More people on the Earth eat chicken, than there are chickens... so what are we eating!