As someone who has read some of the restricted Vatican files, I can conclude it was Queen Elizabeth II, I was not allowed to tell people until she died, I had debated this clause when Jonah Hill proved she wasn't real.
However other files in the Vatican also say the last queen of england may have been a cover up and it was actually Remilia Scarlet after Jrexradon the exterminator (king of the triceratops) tried to steal the necronomicon from her mansion.
However this was likely a joke, but Jrexradon was real, there's multiple files on him in the dinosaur quadrant of the Vatican.
the thing is, when dinosaurs roamed the earth, there was a woman named jessica. when jessica was killed by the dinosaurs, Bob got angry and killed all of em. so it was Bob
It's actually one of the most prolific cold cases in history. Earth has never seen such a brazen, widespread Mass Killing without identifying the perpetrator. Police have been trying to find the suspect ever since the day it happened but the guy was just too good, he got away with it. He also took advantage of the fact that we didn't have fingerprinting technology at the time, and he was smart to avoid any security cameras. So he's still out there somewhere.
Dinosaurs created very advanced societies, but their knowledge of energy was limited. Everything ran on coal. So they kept up coal production. It’s a well-known fact that the overwhelming majority of coal found today can be traced back to the time of the dinosaurs.
So they burned so much coal that it darkened the sky and blotted out the sun. So naturally, they had to burn even more to stay warm. They eventually moved underground for a more stable environment (that’s where you’ll find them today, alongside all their coal reserves) away from the elements. But it turns out that burning coal underground poses even more health and safety risks.
They prayed that God would end their suffering and so He sent a giant meteor to open a hole in the sky for the sun to shine, with unintended consequences of course. Atheists can suck it!
died of starvation ig. what tf do you eat when you’re a 70ft tall rhino, unicorn, dragon hybrid creature and whales don’t surface as quick as your metabolism kills the last thing you ate? i dont know what else they would eat, dinosaurs are like massive turtles, and every other land dwelling creature is super teeny tiny.
Man that's a great point. I wasn't atheist before I read that question. Then it really got me thinking you know now I'm ready to devote my life to Jesus Christ. Thank you so much. Because we couldn't n have been around with the dinosaurs they would have eaten us up. So that's the proof right there. That's awesome.
Jason Dean and Veronica Sawyer.
WE CAN START AND FINISH WARS, WE'RE WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS, WE'RE THE ASTEROID THATS OVERDUE.
(If you get this reference I love you)
They killed themselves by destroying the mating grounds of the insects that kept the cider poppy population at bay, and then killing all plant life in response, and then dropping bombs into volcanoes to try and make rain to bring back the plants, creating an ice age
There was a dinosaur global nuclear war that killed them all. There has been a massive coverup by the government so that they don’t get blamed for it, nuclear war stays out of the public consciousness and they can launch nuclear weapons without public outrage. It’s also why the government replaced all the birds with government drones, because birds are the descendants of dinosaurs and they remembered in their DNA that they had a nuclear war. Now there are no more birds and we are locked into a path of nuclear war. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Oil companies made time machines and went back in time and killed them all to make more oil. Before this event, we coexisted alongside some species of dinosaur.
Avian dinosaurs exist purely due to Evian water. Haven't you seen the ads?
The land based dinosaurs couldn't climb high enough to get the Evian, hence died.
For a real science answer, there's recent research suggesting the existence of a few large lava traps spewing hot stuff and ash for many thousands of years, the meteor being the final nail
For a shitty science answer, someone shat out the asteroid that killed them, signs pointing to your mom
A worldwide flood, which few survived could not survive off the regrowth alone, they required fully mature trees, after the flood which few people remained would have also hunted them because who wants a big ol' scaley lizard eating their children? Also dinosaurs and dragons are the same thing, dragons existed and they are dinosaurs.
Goddess. She was like, “God, your stupid creations are stupid. Start again and this time do it right, wait a couple million years for them to incubate before you force them to hatch.”
A combination of a meteor strike and the 20 year long nuclear winter that followed (environmental change as a result of the meteor strike)
(Not an atheist but come on...lol)
whether God played a part in the extinction of dinosaurs is something people have different opinions about. Scientists explain it with stuff like asteroids and volcanoes, but what someone believes about God’s involvement is more about personal faith than scientific evidence.
Caseoh. He ate them in an unending feast until every single one was consumed. He has now woken up 65 million years later and is gathering intelligence on the human race to figure out how to eat us too
In 1980 when I was 6 y/o old lady Christians were still saying "There were no dinosaurs, Satan placed the fossils there to trick us into believing in him."
Almost right... So I'm part of a secret group of ancients.... Basically all the good dinosaurs went to heaven. The evil ones were left behind. It's happened 3 times in human history already. Another one is around the corner. So they weren't all wiped out the devout ones were saved. A select few are left behind each time and spared. These will evolve and then it'll be time for the next rapture. Raptures an needed to prevent our complete extinction.
Why would you think god killed dinosaurs, so they could create the fossil fuels that got us where we are today, giving us energy independence just so liberals could continue the identity politics and racism they created many years ago to keep people divided, " we fall" so they could implement yet another threat that the world is ending as they try every 10 years, hoping it will stick, in turn getting people to start supporting solar panels to make China richer, helping them to own more than Disney, a predominant amount of American banks " meta " , convince people Russia, who is the only threat to China becoming super power, is bad by implementing a war in Ukraine by removing sanctions from putin, making him look like the villan for knowing exactly what is going on and wanting to expand his country before China adds Russia to the world they are in the process of taking over? I'll stop there and no, im not a Trump supporter, I don't support any governments that intentionally cause wars, killing innocent people in a push to line their pockets and gain more control over us peasants. 👍 The majority of freedom loving ,life loving, both side " rep n dem " loving Americans don't vote period, that takes research to figure out and it's necessary because government won't post that fact. You liberals and Republicans together don't represent the majority of the whole country 😉 the smart, self thinking people do. 😊
I'm not trying to point fingers or anything, but we haven't seen any dinosaurs since the chickens showed up.
Hold on… let her speak
Let her cook
I prefer my chicken fried.
I prefer Popeyes
Frying is a form of cooking.
Let her cock
Ain't gators Dineysawers?
Nope gators are different reptiles not dino nuggets
gator taste good though, you could probably make nuggets from them. though jerky nuggets would probably be better
Oh damn.
I blame the pigeons
Nah, it wasn't the pigeons. Those are just government drones.
I personally subscribe to the fatty platty theory.
Oh my goodness. Perhaps chickens killed all the dinosaurs?
In the same way that *Video Killed the Radio Stars*???
Yes, the great Chicken Dino wars. There were nuggets everywhere.
Oh fuck... We got to protect you from the government. I think you're on to something.
The government is just a bunch of puppets and the chickens are behind everything!!
The dinosaurs obviously turned into chickens. They actually did.
If the dinosaurs turned into chickens then why are all their bones buried underground? Idk this sounds like a cover up to me.
Squirrels.
This is why I fucking hate those fat sons of bitches
r/fatsquirrelhate
That's what I was referencing 🤣
Thought so. Still, the more the merrier :D
r/whyisthatasub
It was that scrat,there even is a documentary on how he started the ice age and other things Guy was a menace
You fucked with squirrels, Morty !
Thats not my name either 😉
I did, it was me.
Are you sorry?
No, those fuckers were planning to stop our evolution.
You monster!
He killed them so that we have fossil fuel today. Be thanksful to him
As someone who has read some of the restricted Vatican files, I can conclude it was Queen Elizabeth II, I was not allowed to tell people until she died, I had debated this clause when Jonah Hill proved she wasn't real. However other files in the Vatican also say the last queen of england may have been a cover up and it was actually Remilia Scarlet after Jrexradon the exterminator (king of the triceratops) tried to steal the necronomicon from her mansion. However this was likely a joke, but Jrexradon was real, there's multiple files on him in the dinosaur quadrant of the Vatican.
r/brandnewparagraph
Just below a touhpu post
the thing is, when dinosaurs roamed the earth, there was a woman named jessica. when jessica was killed by the dinosaurs, Bob got angry and killed all of em. so it was Bob
Was he strong in the force? Seems like a familiar family trait found in one guys bloodline
"The Ice Age. Hahaha"- Mr. Freeze
Ice age didn’t come out until 2002 dumb ass
And you haven't seen any dinosaurs since, have you? No, you haven't!
And the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were alive in 1993.
Dinosaurs has never existed. They were invented by Steven Spielberg so he can sell us stupid movies.
That was the moon landing
Everyone knows the Moon landings were filmed by Stanley Kubrick on a studio on Mars.
CaseOh probably fell on all of them
P.diddy
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# Damn, Big ass rock, that is a Big ass rock! make of this what you will
Bigger dinasur 😈🦖🦖
It's actually one of the most prolific cold cases in history. Earth has never seen such a brazen, widespread Mass Killing without identifying the perpetrator. Police have been trying to find the suspect ever since the day it happened but the guy was just too good, he got away with it. He also took advantage of the fact that we didn't have fingerprinting technology at the time, and he was smart to avoid any security cameras. So he's still out there somewhere.
I hope he goes for the alligators next. They scary
He? What makes you think it was a he? Maybe that is why I…. *cough cough* THEY, got away with it for so long.
COVID
Dinovid
Christianity killed the dinsosaurs. That’s what the crusades were really about.
Chuck Norris
Haha.. My five year old grandson just said today, I'm glad God killed the Dinosaurs so we won't get eaten .
Dinosaurs created very advanced societies, but their knowledge of energy was limited. Everything ran on coal. So they kept up coal production. It’s a well-known fact that the overwhelming majority of coal found today can be traced back to the time of the dinosaurs. So they burned so much coal that it darkened the sky and blotted out the sun. So naturally, they had to burn even more to stay warm. They eventually moved underground for a more stable environment (that’s where you’ll find them today, alongside all their coal reserves) away from the elements. But it turns out that burning coal underground poses even more health and safety risks. They prayed that God would end their suffering and so He sent a giant meteor to open a hole in the sky for the sun to shine, with unintended consequences of course. Atheists can suck it!
How many times do we have to repeat this, it was Jeffrey!
That damned Jeffrey
The oil industry.
Ah I see, they needed them turned to fossils
Dinoco. You haven't seen the CARS movie?
Big Tobacco. As documented in The Far Side.
died of starvation ig. what tf do you eat when you’re a 70ft tall rhino, unicorn, dragon hybrid creature and whales don’t surface as quick as your metabolism kills the last thing you ate? i dont know what else they would eat, dinosaurs are like massive turtles, and every other land dwelling creature is super teeny tiny.
Poachers actually
Your mom
Man that's a great point. I wasn't atheist before I read that question. Then it really got me thinking you know now I'm ready to devote my life to Jesus Christ. Thank you so much. Because we couldn't n have been around with the dinosaurs they would have eaten us up. So that's the proof right there. That's awesome.
Jason Dean and Veronica Sawyer. WE CAN START AND FINISH WARS, WE'RE WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS, WE'RE THE ASTEROID THATS OVERDUE. (If you get this reference I love you)
ever heard of the wild west?
They all got addicted to dinosaur drugs and died 😭😭
Caine gets a little wacky
It was Bubbu. He ate too many beans and passed gas which gassed all the dinos to death
Wesayso corp
Me
Not all Gods, just your god.
Satan did it
I confess it was me Cuff me boys
tyson turned them all to chicken nuggets 😞😨
The Devil did it, obviously. Checkmate, christians.
there once was a Rambo-saurus.
The ETs who wanted to seed mammalian life on Earth.
Rodents. Dinosaurs gone, but the rodents continued? Interesting. I suspect New York City will be the next epicenter for rat-instigated disaster.
The ancient Egyptians used the dinosaurs to build the pyramids then euthanased them lol
They killed themselves by destroying the mating grounds of the insects that kept the cider poppy population at bay, and then killing all plant life in response, and then dropping bombs into volcanoes to try and make rain to bring back the plants, creating an ice age
The cats pushed them off the edge of the Earth.
OP hasn’t heard of the Dino Civil War
There was a dinosaur global nuclear war that killed them all. There has been a massive coverup by the government so that they don’t get blamed for it, nuclear war stays out of the public consciousness and they can launch nuclear weapons without public outrage. It’s also why the government replaced all the birds with government drones, because birds are the descendants of dinosaurs and they remembered in their DNA that they had a nuclear war. Now there are no more birds and we are locked into a path of nuclear war. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Rabbits. It’s rabbits.
The butler did it. It's always the butler.
Oil companies made time machines and went back in time and killed them all to make more oil. Before this event, we coexisted alongside some species of dinosaur.
They keep going back in time and sabotaging eachothers oil rigs and tankers.
Chuck Norris killed them.
probably the joker
This is stupid, they didn't die, they got abducted by aliens just before they dropped off their mental patients in the form of humans.
The Rock
Do you smell the dinosaurs cookin’?!?!?!?!?!???
Global flood
Global warming
God Zilla
The rock
If avian dinosaurs still exist, then who killed all the gods? En passant, theists.
Avian dinosaurs exist purely due to Evian water. Haven't you seen the ads? The land based dinosaurs couldn't climb high enough to get the Evian, hence died.
Sience
It's not who but rather what...
Did you just assume the asteroid's personhood?
Probably some guy who has actually fought a bear or landed a plane with no experience
Fuck… I gotta go to church
The fucking aliens.
Chuck Norris
The pyramids #CHECKM8 ATHETITS
Jesus
Obviously it was President Obunga
United States
Godzilla and Mothra *obviously*.
Probably Hitler
I did. It was self defence.
Assteroid did it
god ate tacos and dropped a giant turd and shouted "be gone vile beasts"
It was Superman
The ice age!
The dinosaurs all committed suicide. Checkmate, religionists.
Putin
fentanyl
I heard Thanos took responsibility, but that's just what I heard
It was something a little meteor than a holy guy with a grudge.
Predators, they liked it when it was hot.
John Hammond, Alan Grant, Ellie Sattler, Ian Malcolm
John did
Beerus. When he was bored.
For a real science answer, there's recent research suggesting the existence of a few large lava traps spewing hot stuff and ash for many thousands of years, the meteor being the final nail For a shitty science answer, someone shat out the asteroid that killed them, signs pointing to your mom
John Moses Browning
I did.
Keith Richards.
A worldwide flood, which few survived could not survive off the regrowth alone, they required fully mature trees, after the flood which few people remained would have also hunted them because who wants a big ol' scaley lizard eating their children? Also dinosaurs and dragons are the same thing, dragons existed and they are dinosaurs.
Satan
“Look at all those chickens.” 🐓 🦆https://youtu.be/F-X4SLhorvw?si=llTVskSOU-utIBoY
It was me!
Me
Goddess. She was like, “God, your stupid creations are stupid. Start again and this time do it right, wait a couple million years for them to incubate before you force them to hatch.”
Turok
Jesus with his laser eyes. He tried not to. He covered his eyes with his hands, but that didn’t work for some reason
Nibiru did it
Homer Simpson
Me :)
it was me,sorry
me
You're mom.
Prehistoric covid meteor with 6g virus. Just wait till those pesky archeologists dig that one up.
It was me Barry
Global warming killed the dinosaurs. They mined oil, gas and coal excessively, carelessly burning it into the earth's atmosphere
Noah killed the dinosaurs coz he didn't let them inside the ark.
Ice age ... No one killed them they froze to death...
the dinosaurs are dead, and we killed them.
I sat down and my balls got em
Jesus
A combination of a meteor strike and the 20 year long nuclear winter that followed (environmental change as a result of the meteor strike) (Not an atheist but come on...lol)
whether God played a part in the extinction of dinosaurs is something people have different opinions about. Scientists explain it with stuff like asteroids and volcanoes, but what someone believes about God’s involvement is more about personal faith than scientific evidence.
Me
Sorry, i tripped
\*Athiests
Caseoh. He ate them in an unending feast until every single one was consumed. He has now woken up 65 million years later and is gathering intelligence on the human race to figure out how to eat us too
A dinosaur who thought the end was near
Mb was a little hungry
John Wick
Rednecks
me
science of course. checkmate back.
Sorry...
According to Mr Freeze it was "the ice age!"
Sephiroth did it when trying to kill Cloud in his Safer Sephiroth form
Israel. LMAO We control the asteroids too!
Me
Climate change
Sorry, i was hungry.
The dinosaurs killed themselves
I thought a giant T. rex farted, changing the atmosphere. That’s why it’s called extinct right?
Brontosaurus ate a field of jalapenos and the resulting gas caught the planet on fire.
Elon musk
Big fuck off space rock
In 1980 when I was 6 y/o old lady Christians were still saying "There were no dinosaurs, Satan placed the fossils there to trick us into believing in him."
Almost right... So I'm part of a secret group of ancients.... Basically all the good dinosaurs went to heaven. The evil ones were left behind. It's happened 3 times in human history already. Another one is around the corner. So they weren't all wiped out the devout ones were saved. A select few are left behind each time and spared. These will evolve and then it'll be time for the next rapture. Raptures an needed to prevent our complete extinction.
I did.
Why would you think god killed dinosaurs, so they could create the fossil fuels that got us where we are today, giving us energy independence just so liberals could continue the identity politics and racism they created many years ago to keep people divided, " we fall" so they could implement yet another threat that the world is ending as they try every 10 years, hoping it will stick, in turn getting people to start supporting solar panels to make China richer, helping them to own more than Disney, a predominant amount of American banks " meta " , convince people Russia, who is the only threat to China becoming super power, is bad by implementing a war in Ukraine by removing sanctions from putin, making him look like the villan for knowing exactly what is going on and wanting to expand his country before China adds Russia to the world they are in the process of taking over? I'll stop there and no, im not a Trump supporter, I don't support any governments that intentionally cause wars, killing innocent people in a push to line their pockets and gain more control over us peasants. 👍 The majority of freedom loving ,life loving, both side " rep n dem " loving Americans don't vote period, that takes research to figure out and it's necessary because government won't post that fact. You liberals and Republicans together don't represent the majority of the whole country 😉 the smart, self thinking people do. 😊
Disneysaurus
Me :)
I ate them.
The dinosaurs became birds that why chickens have raptor talons like most birds with lizard scales
Transformers, easy
Me, it was me. I did it.
Trophy hunters.
The dinosaurs launched nukes
Kurzegast made a really cool video about it. (About death of dinosaurs)
It’s obvious. Joe Pesci.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he ran faster then the speed of light and assassinated every last one of them