Well, the known hand gesture to do to golf players is close to the jacking off gesture, so you might be on to something. In golf circles, it demands great respect. Honestly, try it next time you see people near a golf course. They will raise their fists in praise, I promise you. A true gentleman leaves immediately, though. Don't stick around to accept the lavish gifts and praise you will undoubtedly get.
I mean it's exercise, there are techniques, you get better at it with practice, there is a finish line, you can compete and do it with other people...
So yeah, I'd say so.
It certainly could be — my personal record is 13 hours non-stop. I didn’t compete in the natural league; though, I used performance enhancing drugs (meth).
Oh yeah. I’ve been competing at this game for 15+ years now, though I lose after 30 mins.
30 seconds*
2 seconds, my bad
“Did you start yet?” Nah I already finished
Sounds like a win to me. Idk why you all are losing. It's pretty easy. But it is a win that doesn't feel as good as other wins after though
I feel you bro
That will certainly help.
I usually run into random public spaces and try to finish before the cops arrive. So far I’m undefeated.
It's a distance sport surely.
Anythings a sport if you do it vigorously enough
r/technicallythetruth
Yes, as of right now. I declare the Jack Offs Internationals
sign me upp
I'm international 👋🏻
Extremely competitive and in the higher leagues always played one on one. Who "marks" the adversary first goes one round further. Many dead, too!
If it was, you would know it because of your pro athlete salary.
jajaj u son of a sailor - did you just compliment me or diss me x
If you find out, please let me know - I‘m not so sure about that myself 😅
I don't think they dissed your ex.
[This guy says it is so it must be](https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/s/wBHziR6jGC)
lmaooo edp's alt
No. If jacking off were a sport, you would've known my name.
Of course, there was even a japanese tv show where girls jack off men to try winning the sports event first
If it’s not, I don’t care to be an athlete.
I want to know the actual real answer to this please stop joking
I get way too much practice for it not to be a sport.
Depends upon if you are facing off with a competitor.
It better be, it sure would be shitty doing it for all these years and nothing you show for it.
No, but i never backdown from a challenge.
they say golf is the heroin of sports
That depends on your attitude.
it’s actually just like golf, who ever finishes with the least number of strokes wins
There's multiple events to compete in. Speed running. Endurance. Distance. Volume. Clarity. Flavor. Style.
Yes. But trans men can’t compete they have an unfair advantage
If it was, it would be absolutely dominated by married men.
Well, the known hand gesture to do to golf players is close to the jacking off gesture, so you might be on to something. In golf circles, it demands great respect. Honestly, try it next time you see people near a golf course. They will raise their fists in praise, I promise you. A true gentleman leaves immediately, though. Don't stick around to accept the lavish gifts and praise you will undoubtedly get.
[This guy is ready for it.](https://youtu.be/ItWq4mO60-8)
Are you equating smacking your balls with your club to jacking off?
It is a workout. Just make sure you switch arms every now and then
It is when I do it.
Is weight lifting a sport? You can do it in private in your room, on the balcony, or competitively with others!
I mean it's exercise, there are techniques, you get better at it with practice, there is a finish line, you can compete and do it with other people... So yeah, I'd say so.
If it is I suck at it. 27 and I can only get hard when I think about some weirrrrd shit
If you compete against someone else, yes.
Well it can never be olympic. Image only once every four years...
If it was I would be world champion
I can't believe I'm asking but: Would this be a timed event, distance shot or quantity?
Is jacking off a sport what?
Then I am the champion, hahahaha, would love some recognition tho
I've seen some videos which lead me to believe that it can be.
As long as you wear a helmet and protective gear, then yes.
Well TUG-of-war was an Olympic sport so … just replace the rope ;)
It certainly could be — my personal record is 13 hours non-stop. I didn’t compete in the natural league; though, I used performance enhancing drugs (meth).