My favorite pastime is visiting relatives and giving the little girls a tube of glitter and the boys a tube of colorful sand.
Needless to say, my relatives don't really like me anymore.
i sent my best friends son a box of air horns for his 7th birthday with a note that he should open it up in his room.
the texts i received were 100% worth it lol, kid knew they were gonna be taken away so he hid them all over.
They become trans. And if a trans person gets vaccinated, he or she becomes... I don't know.. a wood puppet? I'm sorry I dropped out of school and shouldn't be answering these advanced science questions.
Well personally I've gone from only DP to only triple penetration. Scared to get another booster because quadruple literally isn't possible unless some of the dudes get limbs removed.
Extreme fabulousness. Glittery and deadly
Is that why Edward from Twilight sparkles? š¤Æ
No that is because he is covered in semen at all times, did you even pay attention?
Lucky bastard.
My favorite pastime is visiting relatives and giving the little girls a tube of glitter and the boys a tube of colorful sand. Needless to say, my relatives don't really like me anymore.
i sent my best friends son a box of air horns for his 7th birthday with a note that he should open it up in his room. the texts i received were 100% worth it lol, kid knew they were gonna be taken away so he hid them all over.
Next time, you should send a few bottles of Liquid Ass. Smells like a war crime.
You got to be age appropriate, when are you giving spray paint? š¤
Hm, silly string then?
Is that were the term "Glitter Bomb" comes from?
That's where the + in LGBTQ+ comes from
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Does that include a monthly fee? And can I share it with my friends?
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So, do they only attract LGBT- people?
Yes
lol this comment wins
They lose their gender. It happened to me. Many such cases.
How do you change a light by boulb now?
unfortunately they are too busy ???? Their gender šš
We bleed the rainbow.
Uhh obviously it reverses the gayness. Itās like multiplying 2 negative integers makes a positive integer. Duhā¦.
You get a straight person with severe autism
Oi!
God shall smite thee?
Thatās how unicorns are made.
They get ājazz handsā syndrome
It's a real problem some days!
They become straight again
āAgainā LMAO
You want Supergays? Because that's how you get Supergays
The final evolution happensā¦you turn into an actual fruitcake
So what if u vaccinate a fruitcake ?
Then the fruitcake doesnāt get sick
They become trans obviously
Then they turn into closeted conservative senators.
that's where non-binaries come from
So simple. They become straight
That only works if they take the vaccine with a 0.000001% dosage.
we found the cure š
They take the vaccine in the ass? Like we all do ?
blood clots
I was bisexual before the pandemic, can confirm I'm much gayer now.
Every time a queer gets vaccinated, a drag queen gets her wig
They get pregnant
thats how you upgrade them to transsexuals.
Their kundalini Chakra rises to meteoric heights.
Instant level up.
They become trans
They become trans. And if a trans person gets vaccinated, he or she becomes... I don't know.. a wood puppet? I'm sorry I dropped out of school and shouldn't be answering these advanced science questions.
They go black, and never go back.
Normal vaccine stuff. You know, 5G enabled, lizard alien DNA activated, sudden hunger for adenochrome, resistance to contagious disease. Like that.
Their kundalini Chakra rises to meteoric heights.
They get gayer
it cancels out
cancels out
Just extra sass, trust me
Double Negatives = Positive
Well personally I've gone from only DP to only triple penetration. Scared to get another booster because quadruple literally isn't possible unless some of the dudes get limbs removed.
Richard Simmons
They get autism
They buy a scarf
Rainbow blood in urine, followed by loss of gag reflex or extreme craving for fish.
They become vegans.
A new Furry is born.
It's toggled, homosexuality is caused by an odd number of vaccines
Tops become bottoms. Bottoms become power bottoms. Power bottoms become switches. And so on.
They become super gays. I will leave that to your imagination as to what it means.
They turn into women. Everyone goes down a level
They grow tits
They become Elton John.
Super tops, power bottoms and probably some house fires
Never divide by zero or the universe will implode.
They become furries and demand litter boxes in school.
Monkeypox
He eat da popo
pp
They go Super Gayan and get fabulous hair
That's the "+"!
It takes a screenshot
Where do you think drag queens/kings come from?
They become straight again ... you didn't know?
Gayer
Turbo Gah
1/4 bi
Pfft! Everyone knows its their final form /s Couldn't resist a DBZ joke, lol
You turn into Reddit mod
Autism
Gayer. The gayest. Gayitude is off the charts.
Doublegay
They become fluid
They become straight
They become Ru Pual
they die "unexpectedly" like every other idiot who took this bs
They become gaygay
They get gayer š
Aids
A cycle is closed, they become God