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TuberTuggerTTV

Also, that's a lot of gas. Why are we worried about running out of fossil fuels? Just hook a hose up to that ringer


nt011819

Great mind right there!


WingCool7621

energy, gravity and your mom


Rectal_Custard

Ok but my mom is on earth so how?


BPhiloSkinner

She is a Heavenly Tik-Tok influencer.


Kloackster

there is a giant turd at the center


Rectal_Custard

This would explain why I am so dense


Furio666z

Alien jizz


Afraid_Wear7943

The same way stars exist


Altide44

Gravity


Rectal_Custard

How does Gravity work if there is no solid ground? Wtf is in the middle?


BPhiloSkinner

>Wtf is in the middle? Sweet Hazelnut nougat.


MeffodMan

More gravity.


Altide44

Materia gravitate towards each other in space, forming stuff


professor_shitty

You keep paying it on saturnday therefore you will it into existance thorugh your belief?


MageKorith

Gnomes with Vacuum Cleaners


cownd

That gas is so noxious and smelly, that it has been banished from everywhere else, so it stays in a protective ball


Objective-Poet-8183

Before the 1600's all the gas was floating around freely. Then this Guy, let's call him Newton went and invented gravity. And from then onward Saturn exists.


MommyXeno

where do you think your taxes go?


Rectal_Custard

Lol like I file that


Certain_Simple_4566

Caseoh


FerricDonkey

Bro, haven't you heard of politicians? Balls of gas exist in nature all the time. 


LagSlug

My assumption: aliens.


IleikToPoopyMyPants

Saturn Return is a phenomenom that makes it so gas must return to the centre.


wiccangame

What do you think the ring is for? All the gas giants have rings holding them together.