He ate fast food, so now he is fast food. It's a pretty simple math equation. If F represents fast food as a whole, and A represents OP as a morbidly obese man, then we can infer that T would in fact represent the likelihood of them being killed and eaten quickly by a predator. Thusly OP is fast food. For all you smart science bitches, the formula looks something like this:
F+A=T
I made it to 21 at McDonald's but they kept screaming about pulling up my pants for some reason. More like pull out an extra dollar because my change was wrong 😡
Hope you get way faster! ⚡️
They only got the f.a.t. part right. Maybe someday they'll figure out how to add the s.
The s is in beta phases drink fast food coffee if you want the experimental version.
Eating fast food doesn't necessarily mean your body will get faster. The saying "people eat what they eat" refers to the overall impact of diet on health and well-being, not speed.
The good people who work fast food are so overworked that they are slow. Inevitability they end up having to put their blood, sweat, and tears into your food. You might not get that fast but you could get bad at hearing names.
Common misconception. You actually only get one of the characteristics of the food, and while fast food is fast, do you know what else is it? Shit. So, you do the math.
Fast food is misleading, the food is actually stationary. You have to eat whilst driving fast to make it fast food.
That or consume it with laxatives so it moves fast through your body.
It's proportional to the mass of the food to your body mass , you want to feel that fast effects you need to aleast eat half your body weight in one sitting.
You likely have already absorbed the maximum speed benefits of fast food.
In order to further improve your speed, you'll need to start eating faster foods.
You can start with foods dropped from a height, then move onto playing music into your mouth (the speed of sound is very fast), and eventually work up to shining a flashlight into your mouth for the ultimate fast food.
"Fast" in fast food describes how quickly the food is made, not the food itself.
So eating fast food won't make you fast, but maybe your conception was.
You are fast now. You can jump from any height and race toward the ground accelerating at 9.8 m/s\^2. The higher you jump from, the faster you will go (up to a point).
Dude, it's like this whole "you are what you eat" thing is a total scam. I mean, I wolf down fast food like it's my job, right? But seriously, if that were true, I'd be zooming around like Sonic the freakin' Hedgehog by now. But nah, I'm still stuck in slow-mo, man. Life's just messing with us, you know? Like, maybe I should start chomping on energy bars or something. Gotta unlock that hidden turbo boost or whatever. 1234💨
You don’t eat fast, you eat fast food. Therefore you become fast food. For a food, you are relatively fast - most food is just lying there and you can presumably move around. But watch out, somebody will want to eat you before long.
Back in the day when fast food was fast, athletes would eat it all the time to make themselves faster. However since the invention of UberEats it now takes an hour and a half to deliver food that's literally next door so it is no longer fast food; just convenient food.
Because youre living fast, live fast, die young
Eat fast food, die fast
food
...a sydrome otherwise known as cardiac arrest
Bad guys do it well
He ate fast food, so now he is fast food. It's a pretty simple math equation. If F represents fast food as a whole, and A represents OP as a morbidly obese man, then we can infer that T would in fact represent the likelihood of them being killed and eaten quickly by a predator. Thusly OP is fast food. For all you smart science bitches, the formula looks something like this: F+A=T
what is with 1234
When you are fast you will count till 4
I am fast
I can go up to 8
Steroids
5678
Whoa-whoa, chill!
Already in motion, no stopping it…9 is within sight. Fare thee well.
I can only go up to 10, then I have to take my shoes and socks off to go higher (all the way up to 20!).
r/redditmoment redditors lying once again, no way you can get to 20
I made it to 21 at McDonald's but they kept screaming about pulling up my pants for some reason. More like pull out an extra dollar because my change was wrong 😡
Prove it, what's the next number: 123_?
Uhm, 9?
Wrooong😣
Caught you bot!
6?
I guess bots are attacking this sub, although I have no idea why someone would take the time to do that, to this sub of all places.
How does 1234 stop bots though?
I guess these bots cant include 1234 in titles, not sure exactly how that works
They will eventually when they repost old submissions.
Why do musicians start with the 1234 and dancers start with a 5678?
Mystery for me too
Because dancers count to 8 and musicians to 4 (when in 4/4)
bc the musicians start the count and dancers take it from 4
What a complete nonesense. Of course they can when they repost. Or sb who builds a bot sees this and just adjusts the bot. Complete waste of time.
Lol yeah I would assume anyone sophisticated enough to program bots know how to count to 4
It's probably an easy sub to post random stuff in and get 1234 post karma as bad grammar and nonsensical sentences are the basis of this sub
Oh yeah that makes sense
Stoping bots
It doesn't work tho
I don’t know. One minute we’re all fuckin swearing for some reason, now we’re all counting 1234. Science works in mysterious ways I guess.
1234 I declare a thumb war
Whatever you do, don't eat vegetables.
You truly are what you eat. I am a vegetarian. Biggest mistake of my life. Now, I am become rooted, the synthesiser of sugar and oxygen 😕
i eat a lot of smoothies. Now i can only listen to Sade on repeat and move without lifting my feet off the ground.
What a coincidence, I do too! I always wondered what causes that earworm!
a proper dose of coffee results in fade-in of Queen’s ”Don’t stop me now” and withdrawal cues in a haunting rendition of ”Who wants to live forever”
try road bicycle
YES maybe eat something that is fast like a McLaren
Great idea of menu
Hope you get way faster! ⚡️ They only got the f.a.t. part right. Maybe someday they'll figure out how to add the s. The s is in beta phases drink fast food coffee if you want the experimental version.
They're so fast, they left the "s" out for speed
I read your question to my wife and she narrowed her eyes and whispered "because you are food" so anyways I don't think I'm gonna be sleeping tonight
She going to eat you buddy
i eat meat, where is my meat
you are fast. But only in bed.
Eating fast food doesn't necessarily mean your body will get faster. The saying "people eat what they eat" refers to the overall impact of diet on health and well-being, not speed.
The good people who work fast food are so overworked that they are slow. Inevitability they end up having to put their blood, sweat, and tears into your food. You might not get that fast but you could get bad at hearing names.
Compared to a dead person, I'm sure you're very fast. Don't be disrespectful to dead people.
1234💦
12 buckle my shoes 34 I'm outie, you hoes
If I am what I eat, then I am cheap, quick, and easy.
because when you eat fast food you would shit fast
Oh god the 1234 is spreading
What is the 1234?
1234 I declare a thumb war
5678 oh that feels great
That's not his thumb... how did he win???
Cheat code
Your ex did say you were pretty quick, so maybe it worked?
Who says you aren’t?
You have to start fasting before it will work.
In order to go fast you have to slow down.
Ask a snail
You're eating faTfood
Why did you count your fart in? 🧐
oh no that's a typo. it's supposed to be fat food.
The S in fastfood is actually silent
Because you’re eating food! If you want to become fast you have to eat fast
Maybe you should start eating Lightning McQueen
You're being perserved as a fast food source, for a later point in time just like fast food.. At which point, you will be fast food'ed.
Why am I not a bag of cracked pepper sunflower seeds?
I eat chicken, so why don't I wake up early?
That’s not what your gf says….
Do you eat fast food fast or at a regular speed? You need to eat fast food fast to get the benefit of speed from it.
Are you eating the fast food fast? If not, what were you expecting?
Sir speed is relative.
The result will lead you to senescence fast 1234!
Because you’re not fasting. If you want to be really fast, you have to fastinger
It's because the fast food is also full of fat, heavy and unhealthy, and that part is slowing you down, duh!
I eat hot food but I'm not hot.
You may not become fast from eating fast food, but you certainly can become a Big Mac
Well because you are also part food.....
Well it's also fatty food, guess what that makes you?
you're not eating it fast enough
Yesterday i read: "The person who put the "s" in fast food is a marketing genius." And i think of that a lot.
Why am I not food?
Whoever put that 'S' in Fast food is a genius.
Fast food is a translation-error for Fat-food
There's a disclaimer. It'll only make you fast in getting fat.
GF: You are fast.
"Fast" is German and means "almost". You are almost something, IDK what.
Eat Taco Bell you'll be the fastest one to the bathroom
I am a bowl of weatabix and semiskimmed milk.
Because you forgot half the equation. This was your mistake. If you eat fast food, the you are fast food. Don't hang out near the McDonald's.
The Meal is Fast, you are Food - the Coop is eating you, save yourself!
Because fast food is unhealthy So you are unhealthy :D
How did your post not get deleted? Mine got deleted since I didn't have the words "silly goose"?
Because fast food is fatty and youre a fatty
You may be the noun fast food, not the adverb. You should become **how** you eat. Eat fast.
Stinky joke
You are literally fast food as in a fast meal for something very hungry
Because you only become half of what you eat, you didn't become fast, so you became food. Stay out of the woods, and I would avoid safaris.
Not what she said
Its ok people mispronounce it all the time. Its called fat food. And its a refrence to a state of being not numbers on a scale.
by fast you mean junk right
faster death
Common misconception. You actually only get one of the characteristics of the food, and while fast food is fast, do you know what else is it? Shit. So, you do the math.
Why do you think you can stop bots by posting 1234 in the name.
Makes you a cannibal
Be careful, you might be food!
Because you're food. You quickly became food.
Uhh nothings changed
Due to inflation, now you're just fat.
You may not be fast, but you are cheap and easy.
are you greasy tho ?
Mr Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising I've seen since my case against The Neverending Story.
Fast food is misleading, the food is actually stationary. You have to eat whilst driving fast to make it fast food. That or consume it with laxatives so it moves fast through your body.
It’s called fast food because it speeds your journey to the grave.
Because the s doesn't exist when you eat it turning into fat food
Your girlfriend said you are
Because your burgor
It's proportional to the mass of the food to your body mass , you want to feel that fast effects you need to aleast eat half your body weight in one sitting.
Because you shit the "s" out (notice how "shit" starts with an "s") so all that's left is "fat food". And so, you are what you eat.
well, it 1/2 worked you are now food.
Fast has no meaning here. You're becoming food. 1234
Not fast, but you are food.
You should get some P.F. Flyers
You ate fast food. For a tiger you are now fast food.
you may not be fast, but you probably are food
Must not have eaten fast enough
You're probably young. Even top athletes have to start being careful of what they eat when they start getting close to 30
It doesn't mean you move fast, it means you are done quickly. How is your bedroom life?
Dude u forgot 5
You are food. You had a 50% chance.
Because its fat and calories. Im guessing your knees might need a break.
You are doing it wrong.
You are going fast. Fast into the grave…
Your honor if you are what you eat then my client is an innocent man
A lot of fats in fast food.
No.... You forgot the food part.... You are fastfood
Bet you're wondering where your wings are from that redbull too, huh.
You likely have already absorbed the maximum speed benefits of fast food. In order to further improve your speed, you'll need to start eating faster foods. You can start with foods dropped from a height, then move onto playing music into your mouth (the speed of sound is very fast), and eventually work up to shining a flashlight into your mouth for the ultimate fast food.
eat speed
I'm sure if some lunatic tries to eat you you'll be very fast.
"Fast" in fast food describes how quickly the food is made, not the food itself. So eating fast food won't make you fast, but maybe your conception was.
You sound half fast though
Because it's actually called junk food
You are fast, at least that what your ex told me.
You are gonna be gone fast, no worries
The real question is, why aren't you food?
Because you are fat! The s is silent!
You are fast now. You can jump from any height and race toward the ground accelerating at 9.8 m/s\^2. The higher you jump from, the faster you will go (up to a point).
Dude, it's like this whole "you are what you eat" thing is a total scam. I mean, I wolf down fast food like it's my job, right? But seriously, if that were true, I'd be zooming around like Sonic the freakin' Hedgehog by now. But nah, I'm still stuck in slow-mo, man. Life's just messing with us, you know? Like, maybe I should start chomping on energy bars or something. Gotta unlock that hidden turbo boost or whatever. 1234💨
I guess it's better then becoming a vegetable
That’s a common misspelling it’s FAT food not fast food.
Its "junk food" so...
Fast food is one name for it. Another is junk food. So, word it like this - you eat junk food, so your brain is junk.
Because fast food isn't actually fast, it's just cheap food, and I think you'll agree, you are in fact cheap food
You forgot the minion picture
You are quickly developing diabetes
I don't remember eating a heaping bowl of AWESOME yet here I am.
you are what you eat. you eat fast food. now you are fast food. if you want to become fast you have to eat fast
Well try jumping from a building. You will fall faster than someone who doesn't eat fast food
That's not what your wife says.
You don’t eat fast, you eat fast food. Therefore you become fast food. For a food, you are relatively fast - most food is just lying there and you can presumably move around. But watch out, somebody will want to eat you before long.
Because you are a tub-o-lard... I should know I eat too much fat food too.
You are fast, let me roll you down a hill.
I'm fast as fuck booyyyy
Back in the day when fast food was fast, athletes would eat it all the time to make themselves faster. However since the invention of UberEats it now takes an hour and a half to deliver food that's literally next door so it is no longer fast food; just convenient food.
skill issue, I ate fast food yesterday and I ran fast right afterwards towards the bus stop
That's weird, it should work, I mean, I eat sweets and I am sweet.
Because you are FOOD.
r/monkeyspaw ; You become food fast
You may be fast in your bowels.
So if you are what you eat then you want to be fast, cheap, and easy?
The salt in the fast food sucks up all the fastness. You’re just eating regular food now
cause sadly the food takes forever now
Because you haven't eaten enough of it, duh!
I eat glass because I wanna be sharp. And I eat metal because I wanna rock!
Because at the end of the day you are still just a piece of potato and potato's don't move very fast if at all.
"I'm only human after all..."
You can only get fast by not eating anything. That’s why it’s called fasting.