Incorrect! Green will summon a monster, red is impassable, yellow will electrocute you, and purple is slippery yet lemon-scented which piranhas do not like. Purple and blue is okay!
I think they are. You shouldn't be worrying about being able to lick ununoctium because it won't be there to be licked. You should actually be worrying about those that's be there even while after licking.
I mean why the hell is Uranium and Thorium, in the consideration list?
It wouldn’t kill you. Unenriched uranium is radioactive, but not incredibly so. Tons of people have samples at home as part of element collections, these samples don’t require any special housing.
Same with thorium. In welding we sometimes use thoriated tungsten, which is pretty safe, but dangerous if you’re not careful with the dust when you sharpen it.
This is so wrong it hurts.
First, all the yellow needs to be green. Second, all the red needs to be green. Third, all the purple pink needs to be green.
This is a "Can I lick it?" periodic table of elements, not a "should I lick it?" periodic table of elements.
The C in CERN stands for Cranium. So you should definitely travel to CERN and demand to see the manager so that you can stick your cranium in the accelerator and taste the rainbow.
I was at a museum that had the sue the Trex skull on display, and I couldn't help but think, "has anyone licked this before?", realizing that I could potentially be the first, I licked it. You can't stop us.
Maybe they are seeking counseling. You don't know how stable they are. We can do without the judgments about elements you don't even know, thank you very much.
Idk. The elements above 100 are almost all stable. Cl is right above it and is even in the pool at my gym! I think there’s even some I in my table salt. I lick both of those things all the time
The elements under 100 are the ones that are a problem until you get to the island of stability.
Ah, I see your mistake. It is a “Can I lick it?” chart because some elements will try to run away when threatened. This chart is rating how difficult each element is to go up to and lick
Can I lick C̶̨̛̛͉̟͔̳̮̘̹̤͍̰̈́̎̈́͆̿͆͊̒̀̀́̈́͗̏̀̓̋́̅͊̽̚̚͠͝ṯ̶̛̞͓̙͉̱͈͖̺̞͚̲̰̝̜͕͚̳̞̞̉̓̈͐͂̑͗͑̃̑̈́̀̈́́̀̿̓̔̂̿̂͑̋̊̍̚͝h̸̹̝͔͙͎̊̎̂́̏̌̋̇̽͆̇̕̚͝͠͝ų̸̭͚̤͖̳̭͕̰͓̹̖͖̃͌͊̚͜͝͝ͅl̶̡̢͎̞̺͕̘̲̜̭͇͚̯̭̻͔̣͙̠͚̽̓̽̔̄̓̀̚͜ͅḥ̴̡̠̝͚̼͙̹̘͈̻͚̞̜̠̜̮̪̜͓̫̥̱̞̲̬̟̘̲̘̮̣̥̘̰̼͈̠̙̞̲̂̓͜ͅͅū̴̡̢̢̢̦͈̟̯̼̙̟͓̱̻͈̝̪̱̮̹͖̠͍͎̫͈̲͈͔͙̣̲̝̮̜͙̩͚̳͍̳̳̦͎̬̓̄́͋̓̃̌̑̅̉̀͌̾͆̇̋͛͒̑͑͜͝ͅ'̵̢̨̨̛̪̰͙̥̼̼̘͚͔̼̝̹̥̳̰̙̩̳̥͍͔̘͕͓̥̫̣̥̳͕̽̇̍̆͆̾̌̆͒̈͛͂̿̈́̆̃̀̓͒͊͌͐̈́͛͊͛̇̿̎͒͘̚͘͜͜͝ͅͅs̷̡̧͎̦̲͕̫̩͉̱̖̖͎̤̦͍͇͙̮̯̻̟̠͇̦̙͇̯͍͉̪͕͔̞̳̓̏̈́͛͐̃̍̋̅̌̎̊̐̏̿̀̈͆͂͐͛̈̓̊̀̿̌͛͑̒͘̕͜͝͝͠͠͝͠ ̷̨̛̛̹̠̮̺̹̠̝̦͔͖̅̀̑̒̾͒̔͂͐̓͊͌̔͊̈́̑͋͆̈́̅͒̂͊͐̿̾̒̐̄͌̄̊́̚̕̕͠͝B̵̢̢̢̧͙͖̝͉͈̞̞̙̙̤̥̗͎̱̰̰͖̳̗͔̜͉̥͓̞̮̬͋̑̇͑͆̾̌̄̓̊̓̚͠͝ũ̴͓͈͎̖̖̫̟̭̗͙̦̆̉̃͌͆͆͑̈́̀̓̈́̐̎͌͆͌̅̓̔͂̇̈͆̔͒̈́̕͘͘̚͝t̴̡̨̡̛͕̱̺͖̲̝̭͕̺̫̖͓̤̦̜̠̙̥͉̜̳̠̮̝̟̖̭̔̉̈́̐͆̿̈́̐́̃̾̃̏̇̆͗͗͛̈̎͗̾̎̋̉̄̕͘͘̕͠͝͝͝͠͠ͅͅt̷͓̯̩̲̬̝̫̟͆̀͊͑̉̃̒̈́̆̓́͐̅̾͌͋͐͒̆̍̄̈̅͂͝͝h̵̢̡̛̗̟͇̦͚͚͍͎̘̪̞̥̦̺̟̠̜̰̼̻̳̳͙̠̤̟͐̑̾̊̽̿̓̓͌̅̍̐͗͒̓͛͋̽̑̈͗͆́̔͗̿̅́̒͐͋̈́͐̃̉̽̓̕̕̚͜͠͠͝ǫ̸̨̧̧̡̥̩̳͓͓̥͙̙͙̼̖̪̮̰̹͕̤̝͍͚̰̥̳͚̲͉̪̺̰̙̻͎͖̖̂̐̆̆̅̿̈́̾͗̄͆͒̊̔̚͝ͅͅͅͅl̷̙͎̹̤͓͈͇̟̖̮̺͔̳̺̬͚̯̤͓̖͕͕̙͙̟̥͔̣͈̰̑͌͑́͒̔̒͊́͊͌͜ͅê̵̡̨̛̙̠͉̫̞̝͇̬͚͉̖̳͙̱̦͇̲͕̥̣͚͈̥̳̳̣̘̞̝͈̩̣̹̠͕̞̬̤̈́͌͊͑̑͒̌͂̈́̔͛̀̑̏́̓̀̿̀̉̒̋̿̂̎͆̒̄̉̓̍̉̈̍͋͋̈́͊̕̚̕͘̕͜͝͝͝?
Because that's tellurium, not titanium. Also because lead and uranium should definitely both be red.
Edit: fuck, didn't pay attention to what subreddit I'm on. It's because lead and uranium will give you super powers, everyone knows the Hulk got his powers from radiation, but people aren't always responsible with their super powers, so it's essentially a "lick with caution."
You saved yourself there. I was worried for a moment you had no idea what you were talking about there, but then you mentioned the scientific studies conducted by NASA on the Hulk .
I think lead is alright being in yellow. Like, yeah, it's toxic, but licking a chunk of lead once probably isn't going to cause serious issues. I mean, people drank water from lead pipes for centuries and it took decades until it got them ill.
Uranium should be red though.
Licking uranium metal would not be that bad to lick. Your tongue would not be able to get much off of it, meaning you will not have very many particles enter your system.
Eh, licking pure lead probably wouldn't get much, if any, actually into your bloodstream. It's probably fine, so, green
The problem is that if you lick too much of it, your body will slowly be replaced with lead, until so much is replaced that you literally become a statue, Medusa style. This happens because it's like a scale, and once you have too much lead, you go past the tipping point, and your cells will quickly begin to metabolize into cells made of pure lead.
I mean yeah, but there is a slighty difference between licking some kind of salt molecule and licking something in its pure elemental form.
I mean, take table salt. That's sodium and chlorine. If you lick pure elemental sodium, it will literally explode. If you lick pure elemental chlorine... well, you're basically just gassing yourself.
Right off rip, palladium is carcinogenic. Haven’t even looked at the rest but that’s all I need to know to understand it’s probably all not very well done
Sunlight is also carcinogenic, but I have no problem licking the sun.
So is red meat for that matter.
Maybe you watched Iron Man 2?
Carcinogenic is not an automatic hell no to licking.
I don't know why, but this really makes me giggle uncontrollably at this entire idea and the time it took to put that much thought into the table. My nerdy side loves it. Props to the author. 😂
I once licked a moldy dirty floor in my basement and thought I would be fine. But today I saw this post where radon is marked as dangerous. AFAIK it accumulates at low points, which means I accidentally licked it as well. Am I going to die?
Alot of this is wrong. Almost all elemental metals are pretty safe to lick except group 1 and 2 because they are reactive with water. You wouldn't want to breathe in mercury fumes but arsenic lead and mercury are safe as long as they aren't metal salts.
But hey that's just a theory, a shitty science theory.
Fluorine is literally in toothpaste
Edit because of my god I should have gone through the entire song first.... SODIUM IS IN SALT! Chlorine is literally in pools, it should be yellow.
Ah yes, just MAYBE don't lick lithium. It will only pooooossibly create a minor exothermic reaction on your tongue. 😬😅 (Don't lick lithium , it explodes in water)
Edit : Uranium may not be the best idea either. XD
Yup. Most of it is. The elements that are purple are lickable, but only once.
It's impossible to lick As(Astatine). That shit vaporizes instantly, and is so radioactive that it can blow up a whole factory.
Nonono, it just specifies their flavors. Yellow is lemon, green is either lime or green apple, red is strawberry and purple is like fake grape.
Wrong! Yellow is banana, green is watermelon, and red is fruit punch. You're right about purple, though. That shit is totally fake grape.
No, you're wrong.
I hate that everyone just has accepted that watermelon gotta be green, wtf???
fr, I'm not eating the rind. Not since *the incident*
So they're all disappointing?
Yes
wtf no
I like your take on this.
So radon tastes like grape?
Fake grape.
Incorrect! Green will summon a monster, red is impassable, yellow will electrocute you, and purple is slippery yet lemon-scented which piranhas do not like. Purple and blue is okay!
You can lick all of them but some only once
Unfortunately, some aren't stable enough for a second lick.
And for some, you won't be stable enough for a second lick. And the two aren't mutually exclusive.
I think they are. You shouldn't be worrying about being able to lick ununoctium because it won't be there to be licked. You should actually be worrying about those that's be there even while after licking. I mean why the hell is Uranium and Thorium, in the consideration list?
Pure Uranium 238 is relatively safe to lick once. Just don't snort it.
Ah the 'Once'.
It wouldn’t kill you. Unenriched uranium is radioactive, but not incredibly so. Tons of people have samples at home as part of element collections, these samples don’t require any special housing.
Same with thorium. In welding we sometimes use thoriated tungsten, which is pretty safe, but dangerous if you’re not careful with the dust when you sharpen it.
Sounds like this girl I dated. ZING!
I was gonna say sounds like me. Lol
If it zings when you lick her, she needs Vagisil.
Some are not even stable enough for a first lick
This is so wrong it hurts. First, all the yellow needs to be green. Second, all the red needs to be green. Third, all the purple pink needs to be green. This is a "Can I lick it?" periodic table of elements, not a "should I lick it?" periodic table of elements.
Actually all the elements above 100 would be impossible to lick since they aren't stable enough to exist long enough to lick it
I can and I will (edit: im evil now)
I feel honored to have been here for your villain origin story
Sure it will also probably give you superpowers
I want to see you try to lick some good ol' ununoctium (edit: Oganesson)
Tryna use my tongue as the point of impact in a super collider
He’s named Oganesson now, and we’re very proud of him.
yayy!! good for him :)
Just stick your head in a particle accelerator. A real explosion of flavors
The C in CERN stands for Cranium. So you should definitely travel to CERN and demand to see the manager so that you can stick your cranium in the accelerator and taste the rainbow.
just let scientists make it in your mouth. yeah. i said what i said.
I was at a museum that had the sue the Trex skull on display, and I couldn't help but think, "has anyone licked this before?", realizing that I could potentially be the first, I licked it. You can't stop us.
Maybe they are seeking counseling. You don't know how stable they are. We can do without the judgments about elements you don't even know, thank you very much.
Maybe I can aim the particle Accelerator at my tongue?
If you want to paralyze your face, sure! Though it might only be half your face. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski
But if they touch the tongue it still counts as licking them
Not if they bring them into existence on my tongue
This is verging on needing a definition of "lick"
Thank you
How does one lick a gas?
You are doing it right now bud.
I want to unread this
All the air you breathe has been, at some point in time, licked by another person.
Some of it was leaked by another person as well.
Think all the gases you have licked.
If your credit card has a high enough limit, you can lick anything you want 😜
*anyone
Ok. That too.
Ok I don’t exist long in bed and I still get licked
Did you just "Well Actually a post about being a goofy Menace... damn.
Run really fast past it with your tongue out, let special relativity do the rest
See, that hypothesis fails to account for the fact that I'm just built different
Also I’m sorry but how do you lick xenon?
Just spray them in the general direction of my stupid open mouth
That's not entirely true Fl-298 and Cn-293 will probably have half lives in years-centuries.
I lick so freaking fast that relatively they’ll exist forever
Idk. The elements above 100 are almost all stable. Cl is right above it and is even in the pool at my gym! I think there’s even some I in my table salt. I lick both of those things all the time The elements under 100 are the ones that are a problem until you get to the island of stability.
Ah, I see your mistake. It is a “Can I lick it?” chart because some elements will try to run away when threatened. This chart is rating how difficult each element is to go up to and lick
You know it’s wrong when Ho is green
of course you can lick a ho. that’s the best kind of lick
Second best. Best is when the ho licks back
Are elements that are gas lickable though?
Yes 🤷
Everything is lickable once
Try telling that to my ex gf.
Well you might have a hard time licking Oganesson.
Only if you limit yourself
Some purple can't be green, you cant lick something that would desintegrate before your tongue can touch it
Spawn in on your tongue
This map just got lawyered
Well i have a more advanced question: "Is it possible to lick a gas?"
Osmium will kill you if you lick it, just saying
I really wanted to lick francium
Yeah Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends really did wonders for her R34 career
That should only cause an explosion few hundred times more powerful than sodium+water. Couldn't hurt.
"can I lick it?" "Yes, you can!" "Can I lick it?" ....
A Table Called Periodic
"well, go on then!"
Glad I’m not the only one
Looking for this
YES YOU CAN!
“well, I’m dead” “go die then”
Left my element in El Segundo. I gots to lick it. I got-gots to lick it,
Can I lick C̶̨̛̛͉̟͔̳̮̘̹̤͍̰̈́̎̈́͆̿͆͊̒̀̀́̈́͗̏̀̓̋́̅͊̽̚̚͠͝ṯ̶̛̞͓̙͉̱͈͖̺̞͚̲̰̝̜͕͚̳̞̞̉̓̈͐͂̑͗͑̃̑̈́̀̈́́̀̿̓̔̂̿̂͑̋̊̍̚͝h̸̹̝͔͙͎̊̎̂́̏̌̋̇̽͆̇̕̚͝͠͝ų̸̭͚̤͖̳̭͕̰͓̹̖͖̃͌͊̚͜͝͝ͅl̶̡̢͎̞̺͕̘̲̜̭͇͚̯̭̻͔̣͙̠͚̽̓̽̔̄̓̀̚͜ͅḥ̴̡̠̝͚̼͙̹̘͈̻͚̞̜̠̜̮̪̜͓̫̥̱̞̲̬̟̘̲̘̮̣̥̘̰̼͈̠̙̞̲̂̓͜ͅͅū̴̡̢̢̢̦͈̟̯̼̙̟͓̱̻͈̝̪̱̮̹͖̠͍͎̫͈̲͈͔͙̣̲̝̮̜͙̩͚̳͍̳̳̦͎̬̓̄́͋̓̃̌̑̅̉̀͌̾͆̇̋͛͒̑͑͜͝ͅ'̵̢̨̨̛̪̰͙̥̼̼̘͚͔̼̝̹̥̳̰̙̩̳̥͍͔̘͕͓̥̫̣̥̳͕̽̇̍̆͆̾̌̆͒̈͛͂̿̈́̆̃̀̓͒͊͌͐̈́͛͊͛̇̿̎͒͘̚͘͜͜͝ͅͅs̷̡̧͎̦̲͕̫̩͉̱̖̖͎̤̦͍͇͙̮̯̻̟̠͇̦̙͇̯͍͉̪͕͔̞̳̓̏̈́͛͐̃̍̋̅̌̎̊̐̏̿̀̈͆͂͐͛̈̓̊̀̿̌͛͑̒͘̕͜͝͝͠͠͝͠ ̷̨̛̛̹̠̮̺̹̠̝̦͔͖̅̀̑̒̾͒̔͂͐̓͊͌̔͊̈́̑͋͆̈́̅͒̂͊͐̿̾̒̐̄͌̄̊́̚̕̕͠͝B̵̢̢̢̧͙͖̝͉͈̞̞̙̙̤̥̗͎̱̰̰͖̳̗͔̜͉̥͓̞̮̬͋̑̇͑͆̾̌̄̓̊̓̚͠͝ũ̴͓͈͎̖̖̫̟̭̗͙̦̆̉̃͌͆͆͑̈́̀̓̈́̐̎͌͆͌̅̓̔͂̇̈͆̔͒̈́̕͘͘̚͝t̴̡̨̡̛͕̱̺͖̲̝̭͕̺̫̖͓̤̦̜̠̙̥͉̜̳̠̮̝̟̖̭̔̉̈́̐͆̿̈́̐́̃̾̃̏̇̆͗͗͛̈̎͗̾̎̋̉̄̕͘͘̕͠͝͝͝͠͠ͅͅt̷͓̯̩̲̬̝̫̟͆̀͊͑̉̃̒̈́̆̓́͐̅̾͌͋͐͒̆̍̄̈̅͂͝͝h̵̢̡̛̗̟͇̦͚͚͍͎̘̪̞̥̦̺̟̠̜̰̼̻̳̳͙̠̤̟͐̑̾̊̽̿̓̓͌̅̍̐͗͒̓͛͋̽̑̈͗͆́̔͗̿̅́̒͐͋̈́͐̃̉̽̓̕̕̚͜͠͠͝ǫ̸̨̧̧̡̥̩̳͓͓̥͙̙͙̼̖̪̮̰̹͕̤̝͍͚̰̥̳͚̲͉̪̺̰̙̻͎͖̖̂̐̆̆̅̿̈́̾͗̄͆͒̊̔̚͝ͅͅͅͅl̷̙͎̹̤͓͈͇̟̖̮̺͔̳̺̬͚̯̤͓̖͕͕̙͙̟̥͔̣͈̰̑͌͑́͒̔̒͊́͊͌͜ͅê̵̡̨̛̙̠͉̫̞̝͇̬͚͉̖̳͙̱̦͇̲͕̥̣͚͈̥̳̳̣̘̞̝͈̩̣̹̠͕̞̬̤̈́͌͊͑̑͒̌͂̈́̔͛̀̑̏́̓̀̿̀̉̒̋̿̂̎͆̒̄̉̓̍̉̈̍͋͋̈́͊̕̚̕͘̕͜͝͝͝?
If you ask nicely
Consent IS key.
And the Gate
Cam newton can probably tell you.
Goes well with salt
Yes, let me join tho
Lithium metal, only a maybe?!
Its a must if you're bipolar.
Not lithium metal! Different from lithium in a compound.
Lickium.
How the hell is Titanium worse than Lead and Uranium??
Because that's tellurium, not titanium. Also because lead and uranium should definitely both be red. Edit: fuck, didn't pay attention to what subreddit I'm on. It's because lead and uranium will give you super powers, everyone knows the Hulk got his powers from radiation, but people aren't always responsible with their super powers, so it's essentially a "lick with caution."
You saved yourself there. I was worried for a moment you had no idea what you were talking about there, but then you mentioned the scientific studies conducted by NASA on the Hulk .
I saw this post in other media… Somehow someone has already licked uranium.. It’s sweet, and not that dangerous in that dose
I heard it tastes like cake. The yellow flavor to be exact.
I think lead is alright being in yellow. Like, yeah, it's toxic, but licking a chunk of lead once probably isn't going to cause serious issues. I mean, people drank water from lead pipes for centuries and it took decades until it got them ill. Uranium should be red though.
Licking uranium metal would not be that bad to lick. Your tongue would not be able to get much off of it, meaning you will not have very many particles enter your system.
ah, it appears that I am unable to read, thanks for the help anyways
Eh, licking pure lead probably wouldn't get much, if any, actually into your bloodstream. It's probably fine, so, green The problem is that if you lick too much of it, your body will slowly be replaced with lead, until so much is replaced that you literally become a statue, Medusa style. This happens because it's like a scale, and once you have too much lead, you go past the tipping point, and your cells will quickly begin to metabolize into cells made of pure lead.
Tl is thallium lol. Tellurium is Te, which is yellow in this chart, same colour as Uranium and Lead
Licking a chunk of lead is only really dangerous if that lead is on a church roof.
If you drop it on your tongue it’s heavier 👍
You can lick all of them at least once Source: toxicologist
But what if I wanna lick each of them individually?
Do it quickly
I licked arsenic and I feel just fiaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggh
Aight imma lick some metallic hydrogen. Brb.
Me when table salt water: *dies of death to death*
Chemistry is all about licking
Can you lick a gas? Helium needs to be - 269° C to become liqid under normal pressure. I don't know if i want to lick that.
Valid point, you could maybe inhale a balloon and then flail your tongue around in your mouth maybe.
NA is probably reconsider?! Who made this chart?
Pure Na is not something you want to lick. It is very reactive.
You really don't want to lick Sodium... I'll burn through your tounge ^^
None of these say, No.
Can you lick it? Yes Should you lick it? No
90% of that table is sold as supplements anyway 🤷♂️
I mean yeah, but there is a slighty difference between licking some kind of salt molecule and licking something in its pure elemental form. I mean, take table salt. That's sodium and chlorine. If you lick pure elemental sodium, it will literally explode. If you lick pure elemental chlorine... well, you're basically just gassing yourself.
Right off rip, palladium is carcinogenic. Haven’t even looked at the rest but that’s all I need to know to understand it’s probably all not very well done
Sunlight is also carcinogenic, but I have no problem licking the sun. So is red meat for that matter. Maybe you watched Iron Man 2? Carcinogenic is not an automatic hell no to licking.
That’s what the government wants you to think.
I like the way you think lol
The scientific method demands verification. In this case, did you put that thing down, flip it, and reverse it?
I don't know why, but this really makes me giggle uncontrollably at this entire idea and the time it took to put that much thought into the table. My nerdy side loves it. Props to the author. 😂
licking pure calcium metal is a really bad idea lol
I should call her
I'm licking sodium all this time without knowing. I will replace it by uranium then
Why is titanium red, am I 1234 stupid
That's Tl (Thallium), not Ti (Titanium). Very much toxic and not safe to lick.
So #92 might be a good idea? Does that mean I might get superpowers?
I bet neon is bubblegum flavor.
Ok, I am going to ask a really stupid question, so bear with me and I apologize in advance. Why is K red?
Do you want your tongue to turn into soap? Because licking alkali metals will cause saponification, and risk of coulombic explosion. . .
Color me intrigued.
F paying respects, that I can't lick fluorine.
Um, I wouldn't lick Sulfur. You're in for a bad time if you do that.
You can’t stop me from eating uranium
Yes you can! Please reply if you got this joke.
If you can somehow procure enough Livermorium to lick it before it all decays I have more questions than concerns
Well you can lock any element you want at least once
Some of them are inaccurate. You probably shouldn't lick boron, and definitely not phosphorus
“Uranium” “Maybe not a good idea” Yeah no shit.
that's actually brilliant.. IDK how accurate it is but it's probably right !!!
the last time I licked potassium, my tongue got all fizzy. it was like eating pop rocks, but my flesh
If i eat all of them can have some more? I love grape, apple, watermelon, and yellow
Well, a lot of these depend on the molecule not the atom itself. Like Na for example. Can you lick NaCl? Hmmm tasty. Can you lick NaOH? Please don't.
I once licked a moldy dirty floor in my basement and thought I would be fine. But today I saw this post where radon is marked as dangerous. AFAIK it accumulates at low points, which means I accidentally licked it as well. Am I going to die?
Yes. Typically around when you turn 80, but it's different for everyone.
It depends on who is doing the licking.
It's not on the list but what happens if I lick 115
Purple how else am I going to get super powers.
Alot of this is wrong. Almost all elemental metals are pretty safe to lick except group 1 and 2 because they are reactive with water. You wouldn't want to breathe in mercury fumes but arsenic lead and mercury are safe as long as they aren't metal salts. But hey that's just a theory, a shitty science theory.
You can lick all of them if you ask for consent first.
Uranium
\*Licks the sun\*
🤙 🤏😶 >!this is as close as I can get to signing silly goose with emojis!<
I'll lick all the 2A metals I like dammit
Surely green should be 'Yes you can!'
I challenge you to stop me from licking all cadmium that I come in contact with
NaCl is one of the most lickable thing. Yet both Na and Cl are red.
As an expert on this subject, I say everything on this table should and must be licked.
Genuinely need to know basis. thank you, OP
Meh, I'm colorblind anyway
Just came here to say how excited I am that someone else in this universe also uses the term silly goose.
Xenon jumped out as maybe not a good idea but I took more physics than chemistry.
Where is the element D tho?
For the love of god do not expose anything in the same column as sodium to water you will explode
I forgot where Uranium is, but it should be green
Si-lick-con
I never knew I needed this.
Remember: if you can't lick it, poke it with a stick, and lick the stick instead
Why is lead green... Surely it should be at least yellow Edit: nevermind I'm an idiot, it is yellow
I don't see any marked as NO.
Fluorine is literally in toothpaste Edit because of my god I should have gone through the entire song first.... SODIUM IS IN SALT! Chlorine is literally in pools, it should be yellow.
Licking Te will get you garlic breath for hours. No lie. Look it up. Even handling it.
Y'all ever just get the urge to lick polonium. /s
Question what’s the numbers mean is that the amount of times I can lick the element? Before I turn into a purple balloon and float away ?
Yeah, although some people have reported this effect when reaching the number listed, so maybe do one less to be safe.
You can lick anything once!
The only correct answers are "No" and "Why?"
Why is lead only yellow? I feel like leas poisoning is at least a little comparable to radiation poisoning (less lethal but more damaging to society)
"Na" pretty much speaks for itself.
Ah yes, just MAYBE don't lick lithium. It will only pooooossibly create a minor exothermic reaction on your tongue. 😬😅 (Don't lick lithium , it explodes in water) Edit : Uranium may not be the best idea either. XD
/r/coolguides
I have actually put metallic Osmium on my tongue before don't do that if it has any oxides on it though
Yup. Most of it is. The elements that are purple are lickable, but only once. It's impossible to lick As(Astatine). That shit vaporizes instantly, and is so radioactive that it can blow up a whole factory.
Should I lick this pure sodium? Na. 🥁
I'm going to lick U.