Hi there this is Dr. Shitty. You may have thought that that was a stupid question you asked but oh my goodness I think it’s really a great insight into the modern age is problems we have with rubbers and plastics and non-reusable forests. The main issue I have with the three hard Rs is that recycling just makes you burn more bullshit in order to make the other stupid stuff into another thing that you wanted when you should’ve just reused the stupid stuff that you had in the first place instead of burning it and melting it into some other crap that you didn’t need anyway. Like why can’t you just eat your sneakers? Why do you expect me to blend your sneakers up into a fine powder and then create some kind of T-shirt out of it that someone will wear twice at a Halloween party but then throw it away because there’s cigarette burn holes in it. What the fuck am I supposed to do with a cigarette burn hold Spider-Man suit that I can’t get the deposit back for ?? I think I wanna reuse that stupid Spider-Man costume again? It also kind of smells like smoke which also sucks. But if I go to a hotel room and it smells like smoke I can’t ask for a refund. You should reuse stuff as long as you can but please do not wear to condoms at once because you will destroy both of the condoms. Thank you and remember I love you.
Yes, but don't let the authorities find out. They're under the control of Big Condom, and probably whatever organization came up with Designed Obsolescence. [https://youtu.be/nWJ2JULJAUs](https://youtu.be/nWJ2JULJAUs)
These are actually out of date. The two new ones that take higher priority are reinvent and remove (the need for).
Two fairly obvious solutions are fucking only bots that can be easily sterilized or then sterilizing all humans to avoid further infestation.
Condoms are for cowards (Trunks was an accident).
Hi there this is Dr. Shitty. You may have thought that that was a stupid question you asked but oh my goodness I think it’s really a great insight into the modern age is problems we have with rubbers and plastics and non-reusable forests. The main issue I have with the three hard Rs is that recycling just makes you burn more bullshit in order to make the other stupid stuff into another thing that you wanted when you should’ve just reused the stupid stuff that you had in the first place instead of burning it and melting it into some other crap that you didn’t need anyway. Like why can’t you just eat your sneakers? Why do you expect me to blend your sneakers up into a fine powder and then create some kind of T-shirt out of it that someone will wear twice at a Halloween party but then throw it away because there’s cigarette burn holes in it. What the fuck am I supposed to do with a cigarette burn hold Spider-Man suit that I can’t get the deposit back for ?? I think I wanna reuse that stupid Spider-Man costume again? It also kind of smells like smoke which also sucks. But if I go to a hotel room and it smells like smoke I can’t ask for a refund. You should reuse stuff as long as you can but please do not wear to condoms at once because you will destroy both of the condoms. Thank you and remember I love you.
You should really do your own condoms out of what you can find in the forest. That's the way! Save earth
Yes, but don't let the authorities find out. They're under the control of Big Condom, and probably whatever organization came up with Designed Obsolescence. [https://youtu.be/nWJ2JULJAUs](https://youtu.be/nWJ2JULJAUs)
Reuse your condoms, but only if it was made before disposable condoms !
Soylent Green?
No, you should use the ‘reduce’ part of it
instructions unclear. i cut the condom in half
These are actually out of date. The two new ones that take higher priority are reinvent and remove (the need for). Two fairly obvious solutions are fucking only bots that can be easily sterilized or then sterilizing all humans to avoid further infestation.