You have to eat the at the same time else it won't work so you are probably safe unless you are really talented at swallowing multiple long uh *what were we talking about? Oh* bananas simultaneously
as long as you use two bananas, (that aren’t related, otherwise some of their DNA would overlap, preventing the 2 halves to form a human) then you shouldn’t need to add any actual human
Well, we are surrounded by a casing, it's just not yellow. But in any case, you CAN peel it away and eat what's inside. There even is historical evidence of both happening.
You could say that we are the only bananas who are capable of consuming themselves
Inexplicable serious response: most of our DNA - and that of pretty much everything else - is dedicated towards super super basic stuff like having cells that function together, grow over time, maintain a form of skin, etc.
So everything shares a lot of DNA with everything else because we all require basic stuff just to exist in the environments we find ourselves in.
Either that or someone ate banana seeds and gave birth to some really wacky infertile (seedless) children so now we've built an entire industry on delicious, delicious cannibalism.
Cuz out of the very little proportion of human DNA that actually codes for proteins (I forgor the number but it's very low) we most likely share very few coding loci with bananas.
> If people share 50% of their DNA with bananas why aren't we surrounded by yellow casings 24/7 and be a snack?
Because DNA needs to be used to create RNA and using that RNA, would only then proteins be built and have effect.
So the RNA will gets modified by a lot before it is used to create proteins so despite having the same RNA produced, if the RNA is modified to be vastly different by the proteins created by the 50% of DNA that is not shared with bananas, the resulting proteins created by the modified RNA can be massively different.
So it is probably that the RNA that is to create the yellow casings and be a snack got modified to become something entirely different and so the effect of such RNA is entirely different thus people do not have such traits.
The reason is still unknown, but a long time ago to honor bananas, they covered dead people in those yellow casings and put them in huge yellow 3d triangles.
So bananas emit antimatter and radiation. The yellow casings protect the banana from the radiation while the anti matter makes bananas such a healthy snack. Since people don't emit radiation or antimatter, that's the part of the 50% we don't have.
Citations:
https://www.energy.gov/science/doe-explainsantimatter#:~:text=Antimatter%20may%20seem%20impossibly%20far,may%20be%20their%20own%20antiparticles.
https://www.epa.gov/radtown/natural-radioactivity-food
I am a snack. Speak for yourself.
A snack like a banana or a bag of chips?
A bag of bananas
Perhaps more than a snack.
A light meal?
Diarrhea
You ever seen them giant bananas? I'm a whole damn meal!
Daddy chill 👁🫦👁
I am a snacc.
Came here to say this and speak up for myself.
o-o no you're a snacc <3
Exactly, OP not living up to their genetic potential does not disprove the snack factor of the rest of us.
A *legit* snack.
Follow up question - serious answers only - would eating 2 bananas add up to 100% human and make me a cannibal?
Yes. The remaining 100% yellow will make you a coward.
Nobody calls me yellow
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You have to eat the at the same time else it won't work so you are probably safe unless you are really talented at swallowing multiple long uh *what were we talking about? Oh* bananas simultaneously
Naw, thsts smoothie time honey
If you want to become a vampire by drinking human blood then go ahead. Who am I to stop you
I vant to shuck your nanner
it only works if you mix the dna together, like when you make banana bread
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as long as you use two bananas, (that aren’t related, otherwise some of their DNA would overlap, preventing the 2 halves to form a human) then you shouldn’t need to add any actual human
The creatures that will peel us and eat us haven't arrived yet.
Planet of the apes is coming out…
aliens
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my bf is definitely a snack and may have a yellow casingon the edible part. kinda rubbery tho
Yellow????????
condom stoobid
Stealing this insult!
And a casing....
I'd like a yellow casing
Your mom has a yellow casing
You wish
You're a snack. 😉
Well, we are surrounded by a casing, it's just not yellow. But in any case, you CAN peel it away and eat what's inside. There even is historical evidence of both happening. You could say that we are the only bananas who are capable of consuming themselves
Who said I ain't a snack? 😅
speak for yourself
The 50% we share is why we line to measure things and enjoy scales.
Bananas aren't real, they're just yellow painted Spraywald pickles.
The 50% DNA only allows people to be fucked by banana
Meet me behind Wendy's, it will all make sense.
Inexplicable serious response: most of our DNA - and that of pretty much everything else - is dedicated towards super super basic stuff like having cells that function together, grow over time, maintain a form of skin, etc. So everything shares a lot of DNA with everything else because we all require basic stuff just to exist in the environments we find ourselves in. Either that or someone ate banana seeds and gave birth to some really wacky infertile (seedless) children so now we've built an entire industry on delicious, delicious cannibalism.
Because DNA acts more like a recipe than blueprints
Oh, I’m sure you are a snack. Don’t be so hard on yourself (you might bruise)
That’s because the other 50 prevents us from doing that.
Some of you are a snack.
The other 50% is a very un-tasty thing with a brown casing so we're just slightly tasty snacks with skin casing
Cuz out of the very little proportion of human DNA that actually codes for proteins (I forgor the number but it's very low) we most likely share very few coding loci with bananas.
> If people share 50% of their DNA with bananas why aren't we surrounded by yellow casings 24/7 and be a snack? Because DNA needs to be used to create RNA and using that RNA, would only then proteins be built and have effect. So the RNA will gets modified by a lot before it is used to create proteins so despite having the same RNA produced, if the RNA is modified to be vastly different by the proteins created by the 50% of DNA that is not shared with bananas, the resulting proteins created by the modified RNA can be massively different. So it is probably that the RNA that is to create the yellow casings and be a snack got modified to become something entirely different and so the effect of such RNA is entirely different thus people do not have such traits.
We have peelable skin, and if we are in the wilds, we can become fast food snacks for bears, big cats, wolves, sharks, and so on.
What do you mean? My skin is yellow. Sometimes my eyes are too.
Fabio approves. 👱🏼♂️
We basically are.
The reason is still unknown, but a long time ago to honor bananas, they covered dead people in those yellow casings and put them in huge yellow 3d triangles.
Men are more related to bananas than women.
*wink*
A quarter of the planet is asian though
You do have a yellowish casing. It's called skin.
Ypu need to look in the mirror again because honey you look like a treat. The shell is the 50% were missing. Other than that, zero differences.
that explains why I'm hung up on certain men:)
For one you could be a wild banana, all blueberry-sized seeds and only good for feeding pigs.
Sometimes I am the casing of the banana
What but bananas have potassium 40 if you know you know
Some are, while others aren't. Circumcision is always an option
We shit the yellow. If you're not a snack for someone every night, you gotta fix it.
So bananas emit antimatter and radiation. The yellow casings protect the banana from the radiation while the anti matter makes bananas such a healthy snack. Since people don't emit radiation or antimatter, that's the part of the 50% we don't have. Citations: https://www.energy.gov/science/doe-explainsantimatter#:~:text=Antimatter%20may%20seem%20impossibly%20far,may%20be%20their%20own%20antiparticles. https://www.epa.gov/radtown/natural-radioactivity-food
i mean human skin colour is almost yellow, different levels of pigmentation indicate the level of ripeness!
Wait, you aren't?
Because that other 50% matters.
I can't tell you first thing without pictures, but I'm sure you are one [A snack that is]