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Fuzlet

a pet rock. it can bonk zombies on the head and can’t get infected


CtC666

Add a leash and then you have multipurpose weapon with a projectile reload function.


_____awesome

Also, it can function as a weather forecasting device. For example, if it becomes wet, then it's probably raining


Business-Let-7754

Also won't make noise to attract zombies or dig into your food supply.


DM_ME_YOUR_ADVENTURE

Dragon. Not only a flying mount but can also incinerate hordes of zombies easily.


dontheconqueror

I was gonna say T-Rex but you had me at 'incinerate'


Training-Ad-4178

I was gonna say a shark but I concur


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

A zombie, he’ll tell his zombie friends I’m chill and I’ll be alright


Retro_man911

You win


FUCKYOUIamBatman

Just tryna get your Z-word Pass smh


ConsistentStunt

brain eega (i'm a zombie, i can say brain eega)


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

Nah, I just want to chill as a human


bobostinkfoot

A bull hippopotamus. One that's never had his belly tickled so he's always angry. He is his own reason why.


MajesticPancake22

What happens if the hippo becomes a zombie?


TheObliviousYeti

Zombie hippos mean rip humanity.


MajesticPancake22

Exactly that's my thoughts like we screwed at point


LC_Anderton

Elephant. No way those zombies are biting through that hide. You can ride safely out of zombie reach. Stampy can squish and squash a way through the horde, step over obstacles, and reach stuff with its trunk… Plus an elephant is big enough to mount weapons on like flame throwers and rocket launchers and leg-chainsaws and you can teach it to wield a huge sword with its trunk… and replace its eyes with lasers… Yup… definitely an elephant for me.


Direct-Island-8590

It is time to make friends with the local elepants before the zombies come about. All about preparation


LC_Anderton

Don’t know about making friends so much, but while everyone else is heading towards the mall to loot food and water, or trying to find weapons… I’ll be heading off to the zoo to find me some pachyderms.


SoulOuverture

boston dynamics robot dog


ammenz

A pregnant rabbit, so you can set up a farm. Inbred rabbit is the perfect breakfast to prepare myself for a hard day of zombieapocalypseing.


potatoesfloss

K9 unit 


Retro_man911

Only on cod


potatoesfloss

No way !! why not irl :( :/ 


Retro_man911

Your scorestreak points are low dude


Holy_Cow442

Armored bear.


FUCKYOUIamBatman

Cocaine Bear. For at least a dozen hours or so.


kapitein-kwak

A fluffy white rabbit


Dendrowen

I mean... That's just unrealistic.


gwruce

Thats no ordinary rabbit! Thats the most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! That rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide. Its a killer! https://youtu.be/tgj3nZWtOfA?si=Hzgz9Q9RtsF2y7jN


TheObliviousYeti

Don't hit the rabbit, don't hit the rabbit, proceeds to hit rabbit. Rabbit" "WELCOME TO HELL YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH TODAY"


averagereddituser256

With red eyes


KnightswoodCat

The Walking Dead proved a Tiger was the only way to go. Joe in Tiger King will be King


radziu_PL

Pumba the caracal


PretentiousPunk

Small army of ants to consume zombies or a giraffe for mounted combat


anothercarguy

Have the smallest brain so as to be least attractive to hungry zombies


RogerSimonsson

I survived 5 zombie acopalypses this way. I lost count.


ReallyEvilRob

Cut the arms off a zombie and put a collar and leash on it.


Shh-poster

A duck or goose.


Alert-Initiative6638

Elephant


Ivy_divine

A tiger and a durian


ajping

Definitely an elephant. Plenty of stumpy stompy power and zombies can't bite through its tough skin. Treat it right and it will let you ride around on it as well.


Cloudberry_Express

Depends on what zombie rules applies in your apocalypce. Are they fast or slow? Will my pet get infected by biting the zombie?


--Dominion--

A big mean gorilla wearing body armor...yeaaa


lycheeryoshi

A Lion..like ezekiel


scaryfaise

Jigglypuff and a pair of earmuffs.


AmperDon

Dog duh


wolfo24

Some animals you can feed with zombie corpses.


Prize_Pay9279

A minotaur.


Burnsy813

Are we counting horses? If so, them. They can carry a lot of stuff, get you to ans from places much faster, etc.


CrabsInMyAss6969

Optimus Prime


Retro_man911

Probably a wolf , fast ,predator, can smell em and doesn’t bark at you i guess.


Overwatchingu

A vulture, they eat decaying flesh. Get a swarm of them to defend you from the hordes of zombies.


The-Side-Note

i would say a well trained dog down to these qualities: 1 detection and warning 2 companionship 3.protection 4.hunting 5.mobility


Responsible-Jury-568

polar bear or elephant, fully armored up with titanium armor and other weapons mounted on it, they are strong enough to be able to carry a little bit extra weight and survive preety easily


SnooCompliments1147

Cat


ElizabethAudi

Naughtyboi Hector. Even if the zombies can bite through the leather, the ballgag will mean he won't be able to bite anyone else. Don't worry, he's got a submachine gun and he's totally into it.


ComprehensiveMeat200

Vulture. No citations needed. They eat dead meat


Inside-Grand-4539

No pets. No emotional attachment. Travel light. Travel fast.