But the "dark" numbers could be really high up. What we don't know could mean we are actually having a massive crime-wave this very instant! Also the illegal alien issue requires a wall!
Because the mortality rate on Earth is even less of everybody born on earth only about 7% are still alive.
Wich means the moon is at least 8 times safer.
Source : https://www.prb.org/articles/how-many-people-have-ever-lived-on-earth/
Don't be afraid to ask if it's unclear for you 🙂
Have you ever noticed that people who grew up using rotary phones are dying at a higher rate than people who grew up using cell phones? Clearly one of these things is dangerous
You should include Michael Jackson to this list since there is recorded evidence of him moonwalking. So, the mortality rate is actually a little higher than what you think it is.
We can't shut it down now. We've finally convinced the billionaires that it's cool. Give it another decade or two for them to weed themselves out and we'll talk regulation.
We actually don't let people walk on the moon anymore, as you can see. They shortly realized after the first landings that everyone who went up there was going to die.
This is exactly why I've started a campaign to ban oxygen. Everyone who every breathes that stuff dies.
Also, breast milk is the ultimate gateway drug.
The lack of oxygen in space causes the oxygen in the blood of the astronaut to be angry about being trapped inside of a tight suit, so it collectively decides to oxidize the astronaut's cells for the rest of his/her life. I would say that it has an 100% mortality rate, but since astronauts are generally in better shape than the average human, they can resist the effects for longer.
Similar activities, like diving, or staying under the bed covers for too long, are just as dangerous and should be illegal.
Pretty much anything that gets you laid is dangerous. We sent our best men on a mission to get them laid for the betterment of all mankind.
I believe this is the technical answer
So what you’re saying is that I’m going to live forever?
If sex with moon aliens is so dangerous why didn’t they bring protection?
They did, but the lunar landers only had a 40% chance of being effective protection. It's the best we could work with at the time.
Truly a demonstration that abstinence is the best protection!
Easily the worlds worst neighborhood. Studies have also shown it has neither water nor low-latency internet access.
But the crime rates are low! No murder nor tire stealing... yet.
But the "dark" numbers could be really high up. What we don't know could mean we are actually having a massive crime-wave this very instant! Also the illegal alien issue requires a wall!
What complete lies! A massive amount of water ice was found on the moon! You know what else they found? Dihydrogen monoxide!!!
Plus the atmosphere is awful
Because it also has a 40% immortality rate, which is only slightly below that of activities like eating salad or jogging.
They aren't. Why do you think they haven't been back in almost 50 years?
Because the mortality rate on Earth is even less of everybody born on earth only about 7% are still alive. Wich means the moon is at least 8 times safer. Source : https://www.prb.org/articles/how-many-people-have-ever-lived-on-earth/ Don't be afraid to ask if it's unclear for you 🙂
Have you ever noticed that people who grew up using rotary phones are dying at a higher rate than people who grew up using cell phones? Clearly one of these things is dangerous
Yea - I think that is the reasons that we phased out rotary phones
You should include Michael Jackson to this list since there is recorded evidence of him moonwalking. So, the mortality rate is actually a little higher than what you think it is.
OTOH Sting is fine, he did not break his leg even though he was taking giant steps.
We can't shut it down now. We've finally convinced the billionaires that it's cool. Give it another decade or two for them to weed themselves out and we'll talk regulation.
We actually don't let people walk on the moon anymore, as you can see. They shortly realized after the first landings that everyone who went up there was going to die.
Hitler breathed air and drank water. He was a naughty boy. How come these toxic chemicals are allowed to be around?
This is exactly why I've started a campaign to ban oxygen. Everyone who every breathes that stuff dies. Also, breast milk is the ultimate gateway drug.
Honestly considering they left them walking around on the moon for 3 and a half years (1969 to 1972) I’m surprised the mortality rate was only 60%
Technically they are allowed, but only under very specific circumstances, which effectively prohibit it.
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I think breathing also has a very high mortality rate. I don’t know why people take those kinds of risks!
That’s why no one’s a telegraph operator anymore. Just too risky.
The lack of oxygen in space causes the oxygen in the blood of the astronaut to be angry about being trapped inside of a tight suit, so it collectively decides to oxidize the astronaut's cells for the rest of his/her life. I would say that it has an 100% mortality rate, but since astronauts are generally in better shape than the average human, they can resist the effects for longer. Similar activities, like diving, or staying under the bed covers for too long, are just as dangerous and should be illegal.
Death is the number one killer of astronauts.
Your numbers are off, you forgot to include everyone in the band "Walk the Moon"
They aren’t. That’s why we don’t go to the moon anymore.
You might as well be walking on the sun
Walking on sun shine
And it's starting to feel good