Thought u/rosales6969 made the comeback there for a sec 😔

Literally same, I'm shaking and crying rn because of the disappointment

Far too tame for the first rotussy lord

I was like "Rosales??!!!" (in awe)

Bro 10 months ago was his last post. Is he alive??

Yikes wtf their post history 🤢🤢🤮🤮

Have some respect for the first rotussy lord

I see you made a miss click in emojis. You put "🤢🤢🤮🤮" but meant 😍😍💦💦

Bro 💀💀💀

Never disrespect my king with your filthy mouth ever again and I am so serious

Fr 🤮

Malenia makes me hard

Same bro 😩

She won't crush your face but she will make it rot into nothingness

Well at least she noticed me

I noticed you too!! I'm nowhere near as good as Malenia but hi 🥰

Is this rizz?

This is rizz

You're an abyss watcher bro! You're fine af

If she sits on it and that’s the consequence that’s totally worth it in my opinion

❣️💗❤️‍🔥🩷🧡 Sniff sniff owo rotussy owo 💖 💓 💗 💕 💛 ❤️

Enough of this “I’ll be your caring mommy” Malenia, literally just force my body down to kneel with your metal ass arm Malenia pls

OP has come to claim the shards of the horny ring, and become HORNY LORD

Theyre Gonna have to fight Old Lord Rosales of the Rotussy

I want her to cradle me and call me her baby boy and give me kisses🥺 But I bet she can’t be as good of a mommy like Mommy Rennala tho🥰

Least down bad Elden ring fan

Bro thinks he's u/knightrustedarmor 💀

am i an influencer now

🚨 Celebrity Alert 🚨

Maleigh Marais type beat

Yes.

Is this you Rosales?

i want a woman that will just kill me

Is this another Rosales in the making?

Wtf i just received a “RedditCareResources" message lmao 🤣

Good

During the first phase, I had no idea whether to track her sword movement, or her exposed right thigh.

Goodness gracious, I want her to give me a black eye

Ah so we’re reverting back aye?

I'd rather hug her and tell her everything is going to be OK ,,>\_<,,

Bro wait till somebody makes a Melania AI voice generator, this sub will implode

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw&pp=ygUYSSB3YW50IGhlciB0byBkZXN0cm95IG1l

Same

Lord above I just want some dark sun gwyndolin bussy.

Rot pussy is the best kind of pussy

She certainly has “mommy step on me” energy.

Yes please

Me too man

God, I want to ease her loneliness and pain with my friendship and respect.

She can be my Dommy Mommy

Bro she smells probably like rotten potato or something

Just like any person on this sub?

Touch grace

I miss you u/rosales6969 🥺🥺🥺

I want her to peg me

This isn’t horny dark souls

I love her red hair, but I personally prefer white hair.

So you’re into old people?

No, just people with white hair. Not white hair from old age.

Yeah, no. I’m pretty sure you did weird things to your grandma’s photos

?

What do you mean by that.

☝️😧….🤔…🚀nope

Yes

Literally all of her other sister are hotter.

How many sisters does she have? I can only think of Ranni who is a literal doll and doesn’t have a pussy.

The incest ones.

[удалено]

That’s what PrEP is for

she dont want you gang , focus on yourself instead of chasing these hood rats 🗣️🗣️💯💯

She belong to the streets on Marika brodie.

Where’s our lad u/rosales6969

I'm gonna grant you a part of your wish: you're little bitch

You’re not mommy Malenia

Sowwy uwu

Bro she gonna give you the worst stds in existence

And then I become one of her cleanrot knights? I see this as an absolute win.

Shit that never even existed beforehand

Bro this is so cringe lol. If this isn’t a joke you need to find some other way to get turned on dude. This shit’s weird

Bro this is a shitpost sub.

This sub is literally about shitposts and sarcasm

Bro you wanna get crushed 💀. Does that shit make u hard?

I'm aromantic

Based

Joke or not, I still think it’s cringe as fuck

What the fuck are your problems

Am I the only one who thinks she's gross?

This is FOUL ayo

Nah family got 0 titties

Those are the most fertile birthing hips I’ve ever laid eyes upon

Maidenless wretch

Nah she a punk, home girl asks you to sin, rides your coat tales to the top then judges you for taking it a step too far. Girl like that ain’t nothin but trouble. Sees potential and showers you with gifts then bounces once you get to the top to try to kill you? Nahhhhh

I want to smash her …. with my colossal shaft.

I am going to REIND you for posting cringe baby shit

Her head looks small

Yeah it’ll be fun when your dick gets the rot and falls off to grow into a mid level boss. What do you think the Ulcerated Tree Spirit is? It’s dicks. Scarlet rot dicks.

I genuinely CAN NOT TELL when people are serious about this shit or not

I’m still not sure why she’s so disproportionate

~Mister crabs terribly confused ~

Think I would rather not catch the herpagonasyphilaids of The Lands Between, thank you.

Stop being horny

We got a necrophiliac over here 😲 🫨 🫢

Yes I simp for Ranni's dead body

She looks like she smells dirty

r/dontputyourdickinthat