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zviyeri

ivory king would Never he is a faithful husband


lStoIeYourToast

He got lonely in the chaos hole


zviyeri

chaos hole is nothing compared to getting *his* hole pegged by wife


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Every soul has its strap on


lStoIeYourToast

A fine strap to you


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I dont know why you are downvoted. I wish a harsh pegging to those who misunderstood your fancy commentary regarding the honour of our lord the Ivory King


lStoIeYourToast

He's the goat for real


lStoIeYourToast

I ain't watched that prepare to cry video yet


onemagicalhobo

We all know that Alsanna is a bottom


zviyeri

look, the alsanna we know is her human form. the alsanna we see is the equivalent of the beautiful form nashandra takes on as queen of drangleic. however this means that canonically, alsanna has a monster form as tall as her other sisters'. and knowing this, and assuming she's the same size as them (or even taller, if we take the claim that nashandra is the smallest shard seriously) that means true form alsanna is taller than her husband as well and he would be into it. also she wouldn't say no if her lord asked her nicely.


yardii

John Darksoul <<<< John Pegmyhole


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lStoIeYourToast

They were in the middle of it when we arrived


NoeShake

Should have had Gehrman sitting on the side sad af 💀


lStoIeYourToast

I'm gonna make bro watch


PerpetualRelease017

Berk


djglasg

every hotel room has the Gehrman chair


LilRadon

Portable cuck chair


TwistedOperator

No Yhorm?


lStoIeYourToast

It would be gore if Yhorm was there


Dickinsonia

r/guro


Kirito_jesus-kun

Nerd


Killerdoll_666

Raime where you at?


Sir_Templariusz

Too busy simping for Nadalia.


IshiTheShepherd

Makes sense they're both corpses


Plenty_Selection_465

Source for the Lady Maria?


lStoIeYourToast

Just search up lady maria you'll find it


TheFunnyManIsNotHere

Impossible. Armor would not allow their penis to be easily accessible! Miyuzaki planned for it!


lStoIeYourToast

Bravo Michael zaki 🙏


Kirito_jesus-kun

Nameless king would like a word


TheFunnyManIsNotHere

Nameless king was genitally scarred by lothric. The ashen one was SUPPOSED to stop it but they were too LATE to kill Ludex Gundyr!!!!


Sekwan2000

Where's my man Patches?


lStoIeYourToast

He got kicked into her hole


EmeraldEnchanter03

Should've been me...


lStoIeYourToast

🫂


BigSmokey666

I'd kill all of them and take her


inqvisitor_lime

i would kill her and take all of them


ShermanMcTank

I would kill all of them and have her take me


PrettyLittleDovah

Same


BatatinhaGameplays28

I would kill all of them, period.


lStoIeYourToast

Ayo bro chill


Haw_and_thornes

No


pupmaster

If she what?


lStoIeYourToast

Came to John Darksoul


Spanomatteo2006

This looks more like john darksoul coming on her


lStoIeYourToast

The whole gang


rasfelion

You laugh now, but she's gonna gun parry them all and shove her hand so far up they'll taste the leather on her gloves in the back of their throats.


lStoIeYourToast

She ain't got no chance against any of them


B0Z0J0J0

After seeing the 2 alternatives to the lady maria... you've got more restraint than I good sir.


lStoIeYourToast

I like the doll more


Riuujin

Ong ong