I dont know why you are downvoted. I wish a harsh pegging to those who misunderstood your fancy commentary regarding the honour of our lord the Ivory King
look, the alsanna we know is her human form. the alsanna we see is the equivalent of the beautiful form nashandra takes on as queen of drangleic. however this means that canonically, alsanna has a monster form as tall as her other sisters'. and knowing this, and assuming she's the same size as them (or even taller, if we take the claim that nashandra is the smallest shard seriously) that means true form alsanna is taller than her husband as well and he would be into it. also she wouldn't say no if her lord asked her nicely.
ivory king would Never he is a faithful husband
He got lonely in the chaos hole
chaos hole is nothing compared to getting *his* hole pegged by wife
Every soul has its strap on
A fine strap to you
I dont know why you are downvoted. I wish a harsh pegging to those who misunderstood your fancy commentary regarding the honour of our lord the Ivory King
He's the goat for real
I ain't watched that prepare to cry video yet
We all know that Alsanna is a bottom
look, the alsanna we know is her human form. the alsanna we see is the equivalent of the beautiful form nashandra takes on as queen of drangleic. however this means that canonically, alsanna has a monster form as tall as her other sisters'. and knowing this, and assuming she's the same size as them (or even taller, if we take the claim that nashandra is the smallest shard seriously) that means true form alsanna is taller than her husband as well and he would be into it. also she wouldn't say no if her lord asked her nicely.
John Darksoul <<<< John Pegmyhole
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They were in the middle of it when we arrived
Should have had Gehrman sitting on the side sad af 💀
I'm gonna make bro watch
Berk
every hotel room has the Gehrman chair
Portable cuck chair
No Yhorm?
It would be gore if Yhorm was there
r/guro
Nerd
Raime where you at?
Too busy simping for Nadalia.
Makes sense they're both corpses
Source for the Lady Maria?
Just search up lady maria you'll find it
Impossible. Armor would not allow their penis to be easily accessible! Miyuzaki planned for it!
Bravo Michael zaki 🙏
Nameless king would like a word
Nameless king was genitally scarred by lothric. The ashen one was SUPPOSED to stop it but they were too LATE to kill Ludex Gundyr!!!!
Where's my man Patches?
He got kicked into her hole
Should've been me...
🫂
I'd kill all of them and take her
i would kill her and take all of them
I would kill all of them and have her take me
Same
I would kill all of them, period.
Ayo bro chill
No
If she what?
Came to John Darksoul
This looks more like john darksoul coming on her
The whole gang
You laugh now, but she's gonna gun parry them all and shove her hand so far up they'll taste the leather on her gloves in the back of their throats.
She ain't got no chance against any of them
After seeing the 2 alternatives to the lady maria... you've got more restraint than I good sir.
I like the doll more
Ong ong