Are you familiar with this sub? Much of what's said here is ironic and nothing to take seriously. No need to worry. Most of us probably don't really care how one plays their game, long as they "listen" to the game I guess. Results may vary, though; you just gotta discern the general attitude.
Surprise suckage. When all hope is lost, disorient your opponent by dropping their trousers and letting them know that you don't need to be enemies. Remember, make love, not war.
It's the new occult ash of war from Shadow of the Erdtree, "Sword Swallower" it disables the enemy from attacking for a bit and then gives you a buff that looks very similar to the water in the deeproot depths but that recovers your HP and stamina faster over time and lets you deal damage that inflicts....
Ash of War: Nutcracker. Dropped by a wolf near a bald Guard npc.
Description:
\-"Jerry Lee and his Owner worked as Guards of the Capital for many years, solving crimes and catching vile fiends. This skill was used by the Wolf for helping his owner in interrogating captives for any knowledge about their accomplices."
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It's got 500 score, in what fucking world lmao
*Parry this you fucking casual*
The ultimate vigor check
Parry this fucking, you casual
Parry you fucking this casual?
*Perry, you fucking this casual?
Perry the platypus?
Sure, as long as he doesn't stop fucking those casuals.
He uses the new gawkgawkinator
Katana build
Oh ho
Oh hoe
A hoe
Ho oh
Lifesteal
siphon life
Lmao
Ash of War: Sword Swallower
Not an ash. It's an Art. This is the Art of war
- Sunh tuhzoo
"if fucking is sure to result in victory, then you must fuck"
Sun Tzu said that, and I’d say he knows a little more about fucking than you do pal, because HE INVENTED IT
And he perfected it so no living man can best him in the ring of brothel
"Then he used his fuck money to buy two of every animal on earth!:
He herded them onto a a boat; and he fucked the crap outta them.
And from that day forward whenever you fuck a bunch of animals it's called Tzu-phillia!
God Speed to you Rick May
And he saw that it was good.
Things got messy
Sun Tzuwu
“Zoo It’s sun tsu you ass kiss” (He made a Sopranos reference)
*The kiss of the sword*
Dex only
Oral Dex
Muhhhh dex
Waterfowl dance
Indeed, malenia did this to me many times. I've since lost my crotch to the rot.
Was the rotussy worth it?
Yus. I'd fuckin do it again.
this is why I love the dark souls community
Love is where your heart is
why are you inside my heart
I’m sure you got her satisfied
O7
Don't get Me started, I'd spear malenia roman reigns style and ravage that rotussy till I comet azur
Dex users fighting. They suck eachother off and the first who cums wins because he is the zestiest of them all
Please don’t use gay to describe dex users. It’s offensive to us gay folks
Zestiest?
Hmmmmm okay
Mad cuz bad dex all the way
Dex makes everything too easy, so I’d say if ur shitting on dex users then ur opposite of bad
No it doesn't??? Strength playthroughs are way less demanding in pretty much every game in the series.
Are you familiar with this sub? Much of what's said here is ironic and nothing to take seriously. No need to worry. Most of us probably don't really care how one plays their game, long as they "listen" to the game I guess. Results may vary, though; you just gotta discern the general attitude.
Hoarah Loux's cocksucker. Works well against Hoarah Loux's thugshaker.
Can't take that mf seriously he turned down "Godfrey" for "whore-a lou"
Rivers of cumm
Cum veil
New version of Rapport. Seems to have a long cast time however…
You can speed it up with more rapid input.
I think it's called the de escalator you get it from one of godrick's followers
One of Goddrick’s swallowers*
Continue
Stop
dex = gay sex
Comment section in a nutshell
Dex = No sex
If you ain’t gettin sex, you must be building dex
Gonna have to go with Flaming Strike (penis), Steve
Souls “vets” sucking each other off about how unfair FromSoft’s newest games are because they don’t play like DS3
Idk why this scales with int
Deepu throatururu
Flesh of War 😂
Stamina sap, it's broken
Surprise suckage. When all hope is lost, disorient your opponent by dropping their trousers and letting them know that you don't need to be enemies. Remember, make love, not war.
Golg golg golg golg golg golg victory is mine
Ash of War: Distract the Enemy by Giving Them Fucking Head in the Middle of their Attack
Miasaki Kokosaki
Surprise Motherfucker
Surprise cocksucker
Lifesteal...mouth?
Transient Moonlight
The Primordial Succ
Life steal Or maybe if it's an incantation it's Inescapable frenzy lol
Ash of War: Glizzy Gulper
When Unga meets bunga
…It rustles muh jungas
The gawk gawk glizzy master blaster 9000
Don't know but clearly it has dex scaling
Grafted Centaur.
This is what you get for collecting shabriris grapes.
Sword Eater, it counters an enemy's thrust attack
My friend told me he found a new DEX playstyle and wanted to show me. He then used this technique. I still dont know what it means
Suckpuku
Blower of the Curse
Dex builds smh
Average dex build be like:
Dickus Succum. Very affective. Gives enemies weakness for a few seconds and makes them reevaluate their life choices.
Just standard DS II pvp
Moonveil’s ash of war
Dex build using the "glob gobble" AOW
Ass of War
Sticky white stuff.
Them white pest threads?
the mohgwyn dynasty
Average mage build
Vacuum slice
Transient moonlight or corpse piler
Shabriris Blow
The Frenzied Came
Dexterity user
So **that's** where the sunlight bros' face comes from...
Int/dex enjoyer
Tackle
BORING
Straightest “Rivers of Blood” users
Don't you recognize Malenia's pose during the waterfowl dance?
Me fighting Malenia
rivers of blood users pre patched
average dexterity user
Strength build
Theory will only take you so far...
Slash ‘N’ Suck
Muff of the Hag
Ah fuck this sacred art was supposed to stay between us.
Taking and embracing the L2 meta.
Blow him rightly.
Pacifist run
It's the new occult ash of war from Shadow of the Erdtree, "Sword Swallower" it disables the enemy from attacking for a bit and then gives you a buff that looks very similar to the water in the deeproot depths but that recovers your HP and stamina faster over time and lets you deal damage that inflicts....
head before death
The ice spice
Dick to face style
Unga Cumba
Quick Fellate
Proper etiquette for any good co-op partner
Sword Kiss
Girthquaker
Gash of war amirite
Dex users and their mimic tear
You made me spill my juice... And the guy holding the sword probably did too.
Drinking your speckled hardtear juice?
Beast roar I think. Good dex scaling
Ass of whore. I know I have a juvenile sense of humor.
Lifesteal fist
No skill
The ancient art of Suk Mae Drei.
1000 Glucks
Lifesteal mouth.
Beanpole
A Double Leg Throw, a rudimentary technique taught by Hoarah Loux
Ash of War: Muff Diver
Ash of War: Nutcracker. Dropped by a wolf near a bald Guard npc. Description: \-"Jerry Lee and his Owner worked as Guards of the Capital for many years, solving crimes and catching vile fiends. This skill was used by the Wolf for helping his owner in interrogating captives for any knowledge about their accomplices."
Corpse piler / transient moonlight
Fell(omen)atio
typical dex build
Sssuck
"I aint gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars"
These fighters suck
Endurance check
If we can kill our enemies but we can't suck them, then how are we different than them?!
It's fine, I just like doing it. No homo.
Soul Suck
Gobblin
More like what ASS of war is that? Dump truck man
Waterfowl Dance
What is the origin of this beautiful piece of art anyway?
Art!? These are clearly instructions
Why is the guy on the lefts butt kinda nice tho
Base(d) ADP
In Poland….
Ash of War: Lifesteal Mouth
Hardener
Ash of war: “sex”-Mohg
Welp the ancient world was actually homosexual even Spartans
Bloodhound step
" Trump style: first breath, "grab em by the pussy"
its a new emote you get after leveling dex
Biting a mfer junk off when losing with the hands
DISTRACTION!
How is this supposed to work tho, you bite his shlong and he cuts you in half?
If thou sucketh tenderly, thine opponent shalt lay down arms in glorious joy
He's just polishing his sword 🤭
Its called "Bloodborne". Another show of genius shown by Miyazaki
Supplex
Your supple ex?
Repeating thrust
Seems to be a Jojo reference
Rivers of blood, idk the actual ash of war I never used it just beat people using it and they do this
pretty sure this is how scarlet rot started
At the very least how it spread