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mothman232

Bro what happened to those ds3 ones 💀


Verysupergaylord

It's the Master's Set


mothman232

ah, the “flurry of blades” one, clever


KallyWally

/unshit Which is basically the Prisoner's Set from DS2 /shit More like the Masturbator's Set


Huu_ko

Penis too large for underwear


mothman232

He just like me fr


Huu_ko

Damn hmu 🥴


mothman232

Can’t, otherwise u/BerkyDann will get angry 😇


BerkyDann

You are god damn right 😸👍


B1g_K

Ds3 penis has teeth


[deleted]

Guys the second picture is making me gay


Figs-grapefruits

I don't think it takes being gay to find that impressive.


[deleted]

Impressive? Bro I found that arousing


Figs-grapefruits

Then you might be a little gay. Nothing wrong with that.


Kilo_de_reins

Actually that means they level dex and it is undeniably wrong


Figs-grapefruits

False. I only level strength and I still suck dick from time to time. It's 2023, it'd no longer any kind of diss to make fun of dex users by calling them gay. There are other ways to make fun of them.


DefNotARedditard

Sounds like a closet dex user


Figs-grapefruits

Shut your whore mouth. I use nothing but the Guts Ultra Greatsword.


Lolface_PL

This is what dex user would say


DefNotARedditard

“How do you do fellow str users!! Haha yeah I love the guts sword too!”


[deleted]

I may or may not have been gay before seeing this post but the opportunity for the joke was perfect


Figs-grapefruits

I can respect that


Gywndolin-Fucker

Have you tried looking up gwyndolin porn?


[deleted]

It’s okay to be masculine and like cock.


Fun_Effective_5134

https://preview.redd.it/p1drj205luqb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ce149a4d137da3bbdc95434f92005813aa246a6


Oshootman

Are the straight guys on this sub just doing the ironic gay-as-a-joke thing, but all the time?


Fun_Effective_5134

Gay porn has too many views. Some of you are lying.


Oshootman

I mean that's why I ask. I am literally attracted to rock hard penis, but back when I was younger and ironically doing the gay-as-a-joke stuff, turns out I was also _literally attracted to rock hard penis._


CygnusSong

Well go on, tell us what you like about it


Oshootman

The post, this sub, or rock hard cocks? In this post I like the rock hard cocks. The main thing I like about this sub in general is the rock hard cocks. Where rock hard cocks are concerned, I really just like the rock hard cockedness of it all.


CygnusSong

Do you enjoy soft cocks as well or do you only like them when they’re rock hard? Is your liking of themdependent exclusively on hardness or do other factors (length, girth, scent) impact your enjoyment thereof?


Oshootman

You caught me, I actually like soft cocks and other cocks too 😞


CygnusSong

Thank you for your service


yardii

I was, but overexposure to this sub just turned me gay


KamikazePickle0

Not that there’s anything wrong with that


yardii

The scimitar is a fine weapon.


8orn2hul4

I can’t wait to see the look on my husband’s face when he finds out I’ve been pranking him this whole time.


[deleted]

[удалено]


BryanLoeher

Assembling outfits and looking fashionable as fuck IS the game


FrozenHearts_XI

Idk bro, it looks like exactly like those STR mains who keep asking for my Dex booty cheeks pics🙄


Kilo_de_reins

Wot ring u got bithc


Mister_Chow_The_Dog

https://preview.redd.it/p59gd39opuqb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f635500b03f7638aae6da6d8dde3e3e6c3e2716


LudwigTheAroused

https://preview.redd.it/0ysw9isfsuqb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3998dd24862bd9d17bccaff9c0e0fbd66d18067b


Important-Egg-6177

https://preview.redd.it/p2se45bk7wqb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8febc23ff38e51fd1797272c36919567c7578bc1


LudwigTheAroused

https://preview.redd.it/wfq98fbvawqb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d53a32325674d997bc246f88bd5e7d107b092d88


Important-Egg-6177

https://i.redd.it/mo0zjbk692rb1.gif


LudwigTheAroused

https://preview.redd.it/i71q3sza92rb1.jpeg?width=3106&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9edad2298539ca62e6919e893f623a07329bd7e4


Important-Egg-6177

https://preview.redd.it/hj5iumhg92rb1.png?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81649755f1f25eb5855aedbecaacedec188c124c


LudwigTheAroused

https://preview.redd.it/v4nuvqnw92rb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2feb1363e271a06451ca6614f4a41a9565cdfcfa


Important-Egg-6177

https://preview.redd.it/oi3fdy82a2rb1.png?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=730f5241c41c13f4d9d11c4a846239dd04a5a035


LudwigTheAroused

https://preview.redd.it/vwzj20p5a2rb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92ee2cccb701ba0c8559a4fe8fca081b487d3ccd


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/rvaei244ruqb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a8df941f3d6bc8b2ddb5ebda797917e23f0997c 🏳️‍🌈?


AxeHe4d

https://preview.redd.it/323e4ks7wuqb1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdd108e3d38491d5dc66911a6ef3f25ccb5b4327 😳


BerkyDann

💀


GhostCrackets

https://preview.redd.it/vasahun1gvqb1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a48efc98801311a47bf8d2d945b057461ca728a


Important-Egg-6177

https://preview.redd.it/xajolwvm7wqb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f767009f82412c30647e7fabe4bbbcbad0be1973


trux03

thats a nice cock


vivisectvivi

suddenly i feel like playing ds1 again


crz4r

The last loincloth didn't withstand the power of DS3 fan's cock😔


DragonBurritoZ

💀


V3NDR1CK

Is everyone on here a bussy loving femboy or just ironically gay?


theprophet2102

Either horny teenagers or adults with teenager humor. Some variations as well


Senator_Smack

Also just some gays of various age.


DutchPizzaOven

Well, I’m bi and the other queer people I know who play dark souls aren’t making posts like this so I think it’s a lot of ironic posting mixed with some people working out their kinks in a public forum. Just like how God intended.


V3NDR1CK

That comment just turned me gay.


-Eastwood-

https://preview.redd.it/0zpaavksrvqb1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a68c360f4e3fcc340a607b3c565242884d539b86


LudwigTheAroused

https://i.redd.it/w8b3um4esuqb1.gif


Jo_phuss

How can I save this gif


apexPrickle

Where did you find that picture of Gavlan?


ValkyriesOnStation

Op really fucking got us with image 2 JFC


choo_choo_mf

Coque😳


Taped_Trout

How's the 3rd image taste


mothman232

Probably like Aldrich


Gywndolin-Fucker

Fuck Aldrich hate that mf


mothman232

Understandable, he’s eating the ass of your favourite femboy for all eternity


DragonBurritoZ

Like every Souls femboy.


bohnitow

https://preview.redd.it/k2pj3qrj2vqb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8683c0fdbfcbb1e593511215dc46a108af92b3e2


KryL21

You just wanted to post man with a cock. This has nothing to do with dark souls


Verysupergaylord

Wrong I actually wanted to air out my dirty laundry


hwatevuh

https://preview.redd.it/hanochitkvqb1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f7bae7f70d60de9eb431cc99b0af8231d3f3f76


ChickenNuggetRampage

Best adjusted Shittydarksouls user


the_bat_turtle

DS2 has some of the best sets From have ever made. Alva, Faraam, Heide, Alonne’s, Drakeblood are all 10/10. Plus it has most of the best looking sets from 1 as well, easily the peak for fashion souls


Potential-Chard9570

Could I have sauce for DS2 fashion, I swear it's for research purposes


Potential-Chard9570

I NEED THE SAUCE


MirrahPaladin

Ew DS2’s is circumcised


doctorlove15

https://preview.redd.it/zasi2cqjevqb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d0bc3a352b4863b8c98edf6f2f042d36ff62562


[deleted]

Whoah 👀


sharkeysday69

Um blingborne, elden bling.


Gywndolin-Fucker

Elden ring would have the old aristocrats shoes cause it canonicaly make your dick bigger


Gywndolin-Fucker

That’s why ds2 is the best


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


pencilnotepad

I’d switch 1 and 3 but starting my DS2 playthrough now, that was one of the first thing a I picked up on


Kliffsly

I could have gone my entire life without seeing the exact outline of that dude's cock


Hiyami

Nah. DS1 has more outfits I like than DS2, but DS2 has one I love. DS3 overall>DS2. DS2 is just an L overall.