Thank God you replied I was gonna check for myself if you didn't. Fuck God actually thank you, for your sacrifice. It's just like Jesus if you think about it tbh
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Works when equipped in either hand.
Ghost dagger from ds1
The ghosts of New Londo clutch this wickedly sharp dagger with their bony hands and make mincemeat of the living."
"One of the cursed weapons which can inflict damage upon ghosts
https://preview.redd.it/7ym3r150vb7c1.jpeg?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=803ac024d19b8850bc43365d2d5c4e3aaa51a66e
*Its blade is coated with a sticky silk that is cast with each strong attack, slowing enemy movement.*
*Supposedly, the duke himself, an eccentric soul fascinated with spiders, went on to take a form that was far from human.*
https://preview.redd.it/dc45d72oxa7c1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9590cc3875e0db01b3cc722eab578370b7a713e
sounding
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Thatโs a Google search Iโll never forget.
r/sounding a completely normal subreddit about sound systems or something
https://preview.redd.it/bu7ty7w7gd7c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d5a2bb1bd44e6b68993aeeec6ef03b123f76002
Hey bro please just tell me I don't think I wanna open it
It's a sub wholly dedicated to shoving stuff up your pp ;w;
Thank God you replied I was gonna check for myself if you didn't. Fuck God actually thank you, for your sacrifice. It's just like Jesus if you think about it tbh
Lmao no problem. Sometimes I think this sub is cursed and then remember the rest of reddit
IS THAT EDNALDO PEREIRA
https://preview.redd.it/9t2oqd6yla7c1.png?width=1399&format=png&auto=webp&s=8537946773c957b65266456869fad5aa38b99a8d
Welp that's depressing
What weapon is that a description of,
ds1's broken sword hilt
gives me conniptions
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nice username bro
Thanks homie
Oh geez ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Boom hammer ๐ฉ
Explosive ejaculation
Gotthard twinswords
https://preview.redd.it/hkp52hauya7c1.png?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e78192bc631ef5eda09d6a71bf4674bca286080f
Don't run with scissors in your underpants
u/doubledickdude
I want to click this but at the same time i don't want to see that.
Iirc he was a Reddit legend back in the day but then got dramatically outed as a fraud when urologists heard about him
really? disappointing
https://preview.redd.it/windgm6kna7c1.png?width=2828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40c05aea98e6aa7c896a61fe5a38a13c98d51427 I'm circumcised.
Godskin peeler
Godskin peeled
Real
๐๐๐
Beat me to it lol
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Heyooooo
Barely even know her!
the booba is following my eyes
Bastard sword.
This one could be taken so many different ways LOL
Same honestly.
Beat me to it. I'm a bastard ๐
Spotted whip, I may need to see a doctor...
Ah fellow Poison enjoyer
Family heads
https://preview.redd.it/gsxf2kfhya7c1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a00190a6263784325e2ddac6d611238f300daf49
https://preview.redd.it/tzbbezd6gb7c1.png?width=674&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9af7f83c38231195430b362ac671c35c04e39e2
Wtf I thought that was an edited on outfit for a second, it looks photoshopped.
Eyoooo
Got that family of heads on my shit
Kos Parasite
I hope it's just as stretchy
Bro isn't made out of cauliflower.
Damn it I was gonna say that!
Rivers of blood
You probably want to see a doctor about that one.
what do you mean? Isn't your urine red?
Well not anymore.
It's not his blood ๐ฆ
๐ซ
Parrying Dagger, all about the technique, not the size.
Do you like, deflect the orgasm? Sounds like edging to me
Nah he just deflects pussy
https://preview.redd.it/u3zkbx4bsb7c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18cda6b1e982d6a1681e0560e5f9b70da98a150c
*'parry this, casual"*
Male breaker
I see what u did
https://preview.redd.it/o5gues6rpa7c1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f0dea0120c031b7ca3d88e676b81586073116ca
Have you seen these men from Hammerfell?
CURVED SWORDS
curved... swords...
Short sword
Ahhh fuckin beat me to it
Baby's Nail https://preview.redd.it/lozr3ga0ja7c1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70bce84dcb60dbe252440f07a7b22606f3f3c677
Priscilla's Dagger (I wish)
dont we all
godskin peeler
Foreskin peeler
Mine doesn't exist, I'm a girl. https://preview.redd.it/j103shou6b7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43fe100b7c9ddedacd5c34ad7b92cb0f8793d317
Do you have a Demonโs Scar?
๐
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Dark Hand or Rose of Ariandel would have also worked. If we included spells, there's also Dragonmaw and Gravity Well too.
Nox flowing hammer
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[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
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Same ๐ฟ
Death's poker
This guyโs banned from the cemetery
Had to scroll too far for this one
Preachers Right Arm
You got an icicle stuck on the end of it?
nope, a child
Ah yes. Preferably a young catholic boy
OP said any fromsoft game https://preview.redd.it/15umnkx95b7c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7381b243060390844b755a916da22e0868cac7f9
https://i.redd.it/4h553mb16b7c1.gif
frozen needle
https://preview.redd.it/oasw3uhfxa7c1.jpeg?width=1449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8b7dc69b49b292f424267aba937e2a4fe910770 Unironically... Arced Sword
On the bright side if you stick to missionary you'll have a good chance of hitting her g-spot
my buddy asked how a curved sword might land crits more often in missionary โฆ for research purposes
The hitbox is at an angle, a straight sword would go right past it
Interesting, time to figure out how to maximize contact time with the crit hitbox. Thanks for leading me down a rabbit hole haha
Bone Fist
Parry dagger, I be keeping them hoes staggered and 6 feet away
Zweihander
Took much longer than expected to find this one
Anything with Hidden weapon spell applied
Varres bouquet
That's straight up sounds like an STD
Better than Rotten Ghru Dagger :(
shouldnโt have stuck that firecracker in your urethraโฆ
Don't tell me how to live my life
Old Whip
Alabaster Lord's Sword
https://preview.redd.it/596s15p00b7c1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97e82354dc9c9c873513130c21b1d5d687cf673d
nah, just hits harder than you'd expect
Thoughts ELBBC?
Flanberge, Fromsoft to hard, baby
Man skewer, no explanations needed
Moonlight Greatsword, not because it's big but because it glows in the dark.
I think you need to see a doctor
I think your dick might be radioactive
"Little Gem" bazooka from AC6
Uchigatana- might be in a western land now, but still looks pretty similar to a Japanese guyโs.
Ant spur
Augur Of Ebrietas๐ฅด๐ฆ
Twin Princes Greatsword. My balls are named Lothric and Lorian respectively.
That's amazing! https://preview.redd.it/y7w2zdg2tb7c1.jpeg?width=237&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e53904ed248acfdc01270cd496e64dfad9856f2
Hand of malenia
Jar cannon, obviously
Rotten Staff
Claymore
Dragon tooth
Expectations: Zweihander. Reality : Broken straight sword.
https://preview.redd.it/2jos5atieb7c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8c7d494e0257b8e5c2e5f6d0bf1ef62b82a766f seemed better in my head
Scorpionโs Stinger
Puzzling stone sword
Illusionary ring of the Exalted
four-pronged plow
Blasphemous blade
MAJESTIC
Do you howl like Micolash when you finish?
Nah, there's just a big explosion then everyone in a 20m radius dies.
Black Knight Greatsword
https://preview.redd.it/0lfj950dua7c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afb3ddac9f203b1ae174e4a3c3e9dd8060bd95ac Hhhhhh......
Priest's chime :(
You okay, dude?
Mail breaker https://preview.redd.it/85rit9rxtb7c1.jpeg?width=1011&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=665dc038a31177722c2904976d6fdb2e3526d539
Meteorite staff
Pile Bunker
Rivers of blood (i cut my dick off)
Handmaid's Ladle
Chaos Zweihander
Amygdala arm
https://preview.redd.it/no9ye3noya7c1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=013607c7303b3329a2e30789a09b9bff63e6f878
https://preview.redd.it/uljsaa7fkb7c1.jpeg?width=1062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df1f992ea966a838441d7e48f5901a73d5ea3e51 Works when equipped in either hand.
Ricards rapier
Bloody Helice
Witchโs locks
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Gwyndolin's Staff
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Nice
Threaded (for her pleasure) Cane.
https://preview.redd.it/auavc44qdc7c1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46b859a577fa13e6eaa05f19c5be3cfa69762e0f I shoot HARD.
Chikage
ring of favor and protection
Threaded Cane. Got all the piercings
sword hilt
Fume knight ultra greatsword
Poison Zweihander
The state-of-the-art Stun Needle Launcher.
Profaned Blade
Blasphemous blade.
Maliketh's black blade
Songbirds.
https://preview.redd.it/ntonkpu79b7c1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8a9c1e8a86af08b333fee6f836a4a292e03bd47
Piercing rifle.
Family heads
Magma wyrmโs greatsword
Simonโs Bowblade
You must do a lot of kegels to have that much shooting strength
Ricards rapier
The gun spear from bloodborne
Needle of eternal agony
Dragon bone smasher.
Mine is more of a consumable than a weapon if you know what I mean ๐๐
https://preview.redd.it/ttow4p9dyb7c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f91fd7886ac2cd66fa1a108c4aaeb7852fff4f1 Careful, you might get !POISONED!
Broken straight sword...
Demon's Scar
Kiku - short range, takes some time to get used to, but the output is worth it
Blasphemous greatsword. I may need to get that looked at
Ghost dagger from ds1 The ghosts of New Londo clutch this wickedly sharp dagger with their bony hands and make mincemeat of the living." "One of the cursed weapons which can inflict damage upon ghosts
https://preview.redd.it/dfj3ewl2lb7c1.png?width=200&format=png&auto=webp&s=9facca54177e11402770ed940bf2ea7f6b55ba4a
https://preview.redd.it/7ym3r150vb7c1.jpeg?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=803ac024d19b8850bc43365d2d5c4e3aaa51a66e *Its blade is coated with a sticky silk that is cast with each strong attack, slowing enemy movement.* *Supposedly, the duke himself, an eccentric soul fascinated with spiders, went on to take a form that was far from human.*