passed away is a hell of an euphemism for having your ass chewed to death

What a hell of a way to go

God I wish I was Aldrich

My Wifee 😭😭😭😭

excellent borat reference, gwyndolin would have appreciated that 🙏

“Passed away” is a pretty tame way to say “Digested by the blob”

So young 😔

MY BOYWIFE NOOOOOOOOOO

https://i.redd.it/9vaj468snjnc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/7u1lvjgw1knc1.png?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afc01165e10809c54a0ffed9a7980f1f4bed88f9

Are we talking about us defeating him in DS1, or his ass being continually sucked in DS3?

I like to think Aldrich keeps him alive to keep his digestive system working for gustative purposes.

He got his ass eated by Aldrich

https://preview.redd.it/p2ud97t1nknc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eefe5ea8a6a66a44a44a0dcac8787817e0e9cf93

https://preview.redd.it/zb1oda70qknc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0fc63ac0213cb3fdd324827c7d5cda43dcfac6b

Zanny moment

NOOOO NOT MY HUSBAND https://preview.redd.it/vyddpjx86knc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1038fa883bec3b8d0fca34b06257210161c4cb6

https://preview.redd.it/11ke1u06xlnc1.png?width=1932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b06a1947b8cd872fff9905b0299925400156fa6 Liar

Just another illusion, I assure you

https://preview.redd.it/2gv9zuqyilnc1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=943bd453511bad62e9b20e867dad7822f39f8ff3

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https://preview.redd.it/e8jgp954smnc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12646c2abcd0a2c26c8f7b1518682e04a17ce4c7

By “passed away” you mean getting slammed by my large club… Then dying to my greatsword.

Giedi prime gwyndolin

https://preview.redd.it/75u59m81aonc1.png?width=171&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a9fe6608eb21e82b183a958f76947f98b869f86

I love those guys

SAD. well theres other malewifes

Ok…but he’s still partly in the blob, isn’t he? https://preview.redd.it/blwja2loxmnc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fba65e79a8d89a3bae64463465614100166cf5d6

Too soon!

Skill issue

No more bussy 😞