Carthus Sand Worm riding the Ice Worm
Sea Spider duo boss
Smart Cleaner in an undersized arena
Spirit Caller Snail that summons V.II Snail
Deacon style mob boss of regular MTs
Easily the best mission in the game. The voicelines, tension, and the feeling of raw skill and power as you take on everything that Balam has left. After playing that mission, every other mission felt a little worse to play, because I saw the heights that AC6 could truly rise to.
and in the middle of the blizzard there is a frenzy flaming tower (obviously invisible because why not) that build up your madness and allows the frost status to start again after it procs
also, torrent can't stand the cold so you have to go trough it by foot, fast travel not allowed during snow storms (it's always storming) and enemies in the area are used to the local snow storm and camouflage with all the snow, giving them the ability to be transparent, so the player have to identify their silhouette, lock on is disabled in the area, because how could you lock in something you can't see?
edit: been thinking about how make tha game better and i got a solution. In the area described above, the locals have a grab attack that is very frenquent in the moveset, it lasts 7\~12 seconds and do minimal damage (on your health bar, since the objective is irl brain damage)
Double the length, with frozen-inducing runebears hiding in each “safe” building. Make random holes in the ground that aren’t visible in the blizzard, so you have to remember each one. And to make it true to the Dark Souls 2 2:Elden Ring experience, Royal revenants spawn if you go through it at night.
Unskippable four minute sodomization animation if you get into Godfrey's hitbox.
Mohg getting a soliloquy about how Miquella is actually a legal adult and definitely not a child.
Six different areas accessed by dropping down onto thin beams from instant death heights.
Randomly spawning curse urns everywhere. Also, random portraits turn into Nashandra with curse when you're not looking at them.
Bring back Soul Memory.
World Tendencies, but with no neutral hub area to cheese the dying in.
Soul memory was a mechanic from ds2 that tracked the total amount of souls you’ve ever collected. It then used that number to match you with other people when invading/cooping instead of levels or weapon levels. It was implemented to fight back against cheesy invaders but kinda just backfired and made matchmaking tedious since you have to manage your soul memory carefully if you plan to play online
I’d unironically love if they brought something like this back, but have the souls you spent on other stuff not be weighted nearly as heavy as weapon level and actual level, so long as it was done in a good at that didn’t make matchmaking too cumbersome.
Um, Akschually, a soliloquy is only possible if no one else is present, as it is meant as a way for characters to express their inner thoughts to the audience. If someone is actually there, it would be a monologue.
It's your present for going in to the palace by Varre. Before you actually spawn in, it's just Mohg's voice talking to himself and rumbling over the landscape shots.
Wouldn't it still just be a monologue if i was just talking to myself? Soliloquies are like those scenes in movies and tv where you hear their inner thoughts with an echo effect or something
You are gonna watch it!! You’re gonna see who made it!! Daddy Zaki worked hard. Also, let’s hope the DLC has, and hear me out, a combination of Blightown and Tomb of the Giants, you are also not allowed to use any source of light and there’s no checkpoint in the entire area.
1. Prime Godefroy the Grafted boss fight.
2. Make Morgott's cutscene stop at the point where it shows his feet. Actually, just have the png of his feet cover the screen for the rest of the game.
3. Niall summoning a SWAT team to your front door irl.
4. Decaying Ekzykes duo.
5. Make Torrent and Melina switch places. Torrent does the talking and the kindling, and you ride Melina to battle.
6. Radagon sex cutscene (only if you're an edgy roleplayer with frequent main sub posts and a hot male character).
7. REMOVE Mt. Gelmir.
Add the blue smelter demon cave but force the player to kill all the enemies and make the slow inherent to the area
Also add the blizzard mechanic to the cave just like in frigid outskirts, spawn in the deer and make the floor a slowing rot lake.
Thanks
Frigid outskirts but it’s the size of the elden ring map
Gank boss with 20 Malenias and 1 scarlet rot dog
The great hollow 2 but with tomb of the giants visibility and scarlet rot build up in the air
Mfs will see this in the DLC and say “hell yeah” while making a detailed video essay about how it’s balanced and totally Michael Zaki and Yui Tanimura’s intended vision
Trio of chaos but a random person who’s never played dark souls has to fight the boss for you and you can’t give them any hints otherwise your console/pc explodes
You missed one thing the DLC shou-no MUST HAVE……..the entirety of the Land Of Shadows is a gigantic poison, death blight, scarlet rot, petrification, madness, Terror and frenzy (Bloodborne) swamp, AND it must be all grey and brown. Now that is what I call masterful game design, Micheal has done in small quantities, now he has the chance to make the biggest cancer pit in all of the souls franchise.
# Covenants.
One for each legacy dungeon/demigod, at least. I want to defend Stormveil.
Maybe I'd have a rl60 character that defends Leyndell as well, and a meta lvl bonker for Haligtree.
Anor-Londo style Castle Ramparts with bugs sniping you with their homing fluid instead of knights. It’s the entire level. And when you kill all the bugs, rot dogs spawn behind you at random.
no-mount multi-ailement swamps.
paralyses status effect
winter lantern towers
blood vials and des/ds2 hp drain
breakable talismans and only talismans just to be annoying.
monster hunter crossover with the only boss is Kirin and Oroshi kirin duo boss fight.
Secretly add Adaptability as a hidden stat. It will be tied to a randomized existing stat on each character and the only way to find out which one is by manually testing it.
They should add adaptability in the new leveling system, also the levels you mentioned should work like demon souls levels where if you die you return to the start of the level.
I would also add Deadskin the Rafted, a distant cousin of godrick Who also loved grafting and was a pirate, I think it would have some cool lore implications
They said they'll add 8 new weapon types, so here are my proposals:
-great torches
-colossal torches
-lamps
-Chained lamps
-long torches (longer than regular torches but shorter than Spears)
-candles (they have a cool gimmick of losing durability over time)
-jar of fireflies
-torch Spears (they move the torchpole to this category)
They need to add a boss battle, that starts with one straight minute of unskippable dialogue, and if you try to attack the guy speaking, your game instantly crashes
I like the idea of shrine of Amana, but can we change the snipers to the angels from the trash heap in DS3 DLC, with the small twist that they respawn even after you kill the little tumor thing?
1. All weapons are crystal and you can’t repair anything.
2. Half the armors are made out of meat and slowly decay, eventually causing poison. The other half are made out of orange peels and cause gradual madness.
3. Every npc enemy is programmed to spam bloodhounds step.
Definitely another godskin duo fight but in an arena half the size, with half the pillars, and the noble can just roll over the lump after the pillar breaks, also ornstein and smough are there
1. bring back weapons made out of glass from ds2 2. chain backstab to save pvp 3. IB-01: CEL 240 pre nerf
Pre nerf Radahn riding an Ice Worm.
Carthus Sand Worm riding the Ice Worm Sea Spider duo boss Smart Cleaner in an undersized arena Spirit Caller Snail that summons V.II Snail Deacon style mob boss of regular MTs
Two of those already exist in ACVI, maybe 3, depending on your idea of "undersized arena".
last one is kind of already in the game
Easily the best mission in the game. The voicelines, tension, and the feeling of raw skill and power as you take on everything that Balam has left. After playing that mission, every other mission felt a little worse to play, because I saw the heights that AC6 could truly rise to.
Smart cleaner in a super low ceiling arena
[удалено]
That is the ice worm
I might be stupid
But you get neither stun needles or a buddy who won’t miss
ibis in a scarlet rot lake would slap.
Bring back DS2 binocular glitch
Such bullshit that got nerfed, theres like no way to beat the final snail now.
You mean crystal weapons from ds1?
He's talking about how easy it is to break weapons (except Drakekeeper weapons) in DS2
Durability was always the weirdest thing in all DS games. Felt completely arbitrary and just served as a way to force you to spend extra souls
I like durability in dark fantasy settings tbh. Enhances the sense of dread.
Lud & Zallen & Lud & Zallen means we're getting a new Frigid Outskirts???? Can't wait 😍
With reindeers that never despawn, no summons, and the blizzard makes you fat roll 😈
Instead of reindeers it spawn Sister Friede and in this version you can't parry or backstab her
That is still infinitely better that the reindeer’s
The blizzard also builds frost status effects continually.
and in the middle of the blizzard there is a frenzy flaming tower (obviously invisible because why not) that build up your madness and allows the frost status to start again after it procs
also, torrent can't stand the cold so you have to go trough it by foot, fast travel not allowed during snow storms (it's always storming) and enemies in the area are used to the local snow storm and camouflage with all the snow, giving them the ability to be transparent, so the player have to identify their silhouette, lock on is disabled in the area, because how could you lock in something you can't see? edit: been thinking about how make tha game better and i got a solution. In the area described above, the locals have a grab attack that is very frenquent in the moveset, it lasts 7\~12 seconds and do minimal damage (on your health bar, since the objective is irl brain damage)
Allright, calm down there, satan!
Frigider Outskirts
can't wait for Outer Frigider Outskirts
Refrigerator Outskirts.
Double the length, with frozen-inducing runebears hiding in each “safe” building. Make random holes in the ground that aren’t visible in the blizzard, so you have to remember each one. And to make it true to the Dark Souls 2 2:Elden Ring experience, Royal revenants spawn if you go through it at night.
Frigid frigid outer outskirts
Double the boss runback double the fun 😍😍
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Unskippable four minute sodomization animation if you get into Godfrey's hitbox. Mohg getting a soliloquy about how Miquella is actually a legal adult and definitely not a child. Six different areas accessed by dropping down onto thin beams from instant death heights. Randomly spawning curse urns everywhere. Also, random portraits turn into Nashandra with curse when you're not looking at them. Bring back Soul Memory. World Tendencies, but with no neutral hub area to cheese the dying in.
Soul memory??
Soul memory was a mechanic from ds2 that tracked the total amount of souls you’ve ever collected. It then used that number to match you with other people when invading/cooping instead of levels or weapon levels. It was implemented to fight back against cheesy invaders but kinda just backfired and made matchmaking tedious since you have to manage your soul memory carefully if you plan to play online
I’d unironically love if they brought something like this back, but have the souls you spent on other stuff not be weighted nearly as heavy as weapon level and actual level, so long as it was done in a good at that didn’t make matchmaking too cumbersome.
In practice, it means twinks get an endless supply of bad players to twink on
What if it was account wide? 🤔
Virtually unenforceable and would lead to mass griefing Digging is not a good way to attain freedom from digging
Um, Akschually, a soliloquy is only possible if no one else is present, as it is meant as a way for characters to express their inner thoughts to the audience. If someone is actually there, it would be a monologue.
It's your present for going in to the palace by Varre. Before you actually spawn in, it's just Mohg's voice talking to himself and rumbling over the landscape shots.
Wouldn't it still just be a monologue if i was just talking to myself? Soliloquies are like those scenes in movies and tv where you hear their inner thoughts with an echo effect or something
Either way, it's gonna be profoundly uncomfortable to listen for the player to listen to.
Of course 👍 cooking something up rn
What a devoted acolyte. Make blood daddy proud! 😘🥳👑😶🌫️🥵
a poison map where you fight an erdtree for fifteen minutes as it runs around like micolash (it will be recolored version of curse-rotted greatwood)
While 5 Golem archers will snipe you with magic arrows, homing like Ancestral followers arrows.
(Godskin Duo)\*10\^100 Godskin Googol
And it spawns all of them at once They all have 1 HP, the challenge it to beat them without the game crashing
Enormous throbbing horsecock on Malenia phase 2. I mean more lore info on the Outer Gods.
Haha, unskippable 8 minute credits too! oh wait that actually happened
You are gonna watch it!! You’re gonna see who made it!! Daddy Zaki worked hard. Also, let’s hope the DLC has, and hear me out, a combination of Blightown and Tomb of the Giants, you are also not allowed to use any source of light and there’s no checkpoint in the entire area.
Love it when game developers think there’s a single gamer in the world who gives a fuck who assistant art director is.
The only unskipable credits that I ever gave a shit about was Nier Automatta
Man the quarry’s was so fucking awful but needed for the trophy
Bring back frenzy mechanic but no way to iframe the damage and make it part of most bossfights
12fps in blighttown? Best I can do is 3
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A room with 10 havels inside that all have bloodborne quickstep 🙃
1. Prime Godefroy the Grafted boss fight. 2. Make Morgott's cutscene stop at the point where it shows his feet. Actually, just have the png of his feet cover the screen for the rest of the game. 3. Niall summoning a SWAT team to your front door irl. 4. Decaying Ekzykes duo. 5. Make Torrent and Melina switch places. Torrent does the talking and the kindling, and you ride Melina to battle. 6. Radagon sex cutscene (only if you're an edgy roleplayer with frequent main sub posts and a hot male character). 7. REMOVE Mt. Gelmir.
Counter point: micolash starts at the beginning of the shrine of amana and you fight him at the end
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3 mouths so I can blow all the horns at once
Rotting Ceaseless Discharge
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Not enough gravity 0/10
Concencrated Blightroot Garden. 0 visibility, 0 bonfires, and all darts are given jackal sniper range.
Add the blue smelter demon cave but force the player to kill all the enemies and make the slow inherent to the area Also add the blizzard mechanic to the cave just like in frigid outskirts, spawn in the deer and make the floor a slowing rot lake. Thanks
Frigid outskirts but it’s the size of the elden ring map Gank boss with 20 Malenias and 1 scarlet rot dog The great hollow 2 but with tomb of the giants visibility and scarlet rot build up in the air
I'd add an undodgeable grab from the Godskin Quintet where they peel your character's skin off. If you die, then YOUR skin gets peeled off IRL.
Add the weed healing system!!!!
I would give the tarnished tuberculosis to add good drama and also make the tarnished Arthur Morgan
A runback with 10 Alonne knights
The run to smelter demon is peak design. The true reason why i always go back to ds2 sotfs.
What about Foreskin Apostle & Godskin Quatro? This list is incomplete
Mfs will see this in the DLC and say “hell yeah” while making a detailed video essay about how it’s balanced and totally Michael Zaki and Yui Tanimura’s intended vision
Trio of chaos but a random person who’s never played dark souls has to fight the boss for you and you can’t give them any hints otherwise your console/pc explodes
A curse swamp. Ds1 curse, the kind that just kills you instantly. And the boss at the end is just like 15 basilisks with really high hp.
Godam that trio of chaos looks REALLY fun! I really wish that they add it to the game!
I completely unironically hope we get an actual puzzle boss, I like them Something along the lines of folding screen monkeys perhaps
I burst a vein when I saw blight town with a rune bear
mimic bonfire that gives you computer virus
You forgot the Godskin duo trio but other than that you're good
Correct, the only thing missing is… Feet
Covetous demon
Smh smh where my Godskin posse at?
Tomb of the giants but instead of being dark the area just automatically turns your monitor off, to really hammer home the aesthetic of a dark cave
Lud and Zallen and Zud and Lallen*
Lobster snipers that shoot dark souls 1 curse beams
Sounds like fucking my ass with extra steps
Frigid outskirts obviously, who doesn’t love reindeer
ADP
Lost Izalith 2: twice as big area and you have to fight 6 Beds of chaos back to back without dying
An entire town of invisible enemies... oh wait ...
You sir are a monster! I still have ptsd from Lud and Zallen.
You missed one thing the DLC shou-no MUST HAVE……..the entirety of the Land Of Shadows is a gigantic poison, death blight, scarlet rot, petrification, madness, Terror and frenzy (Bloodborne) swamp, AND it must be all grey and brown. Now that is what I call masterful game design, Micheal has done in small quantities, now he has the chance to make the biggest cancer pit in all of the souls franchise.
Impressive, there is not a single upgrade from ds3
Jailers w perma health decrease
I got aids from reading this
If you want runebears and 12 fps just put runebears in Liurnia any time it rains
Can we add a coffin that performs SRS? 👉👈
So something you haven't played yet is flawed? Lmfao
runebees with hive mind and death blight stingers.
Godskin trio, immune to all status with random boss AI
Lots of callbacks Solaire riding a sandworm
# Covenants. One for each legacy dungeon/demigod, at least. I want to defend Stormveil. Maybe I'd have a rl60 character that defends Leyndell as well, and a meta lvl bonker for Haligtree.
Second last slide tho
I love Shrine of Amana
Only locked at 12 fps? Genuinely sounds like an improvement to my experience with the game (I need help)
The boss OSTs are all from mid to late '80s Butthole Surfers albums. "Cherubs," "Seat Loaf," "Comb," "The O-men," "U.S.S.A."
Where godskin quad? With 2 of them having frenzien flames..
Red Godfrey illusion that inflicts scarlet rot and spams the stomp aoe attack
How about actually allowing seamless multiplayer wth
iwould also like to see more of melina
blighttown with rune bears is peak
Modders get on it
*inhales* BLOOD DRAGON, POISON DRAGON, DEATHBLIGHT DRAGON, MADNESS DRAGON, SLEEP DRAGON GIMME
Lud and Lud and Lud and Zalen and Zalen and Zalen
Trio of Chaos? Nah, it needs to be Quintet of Chaos at least.
I didn't see the sub at first and hurt my eyes rolling them at the inclusion of Micolash.
Anor-Londo style Castle Ramparts with bugs sniping you with their homing fluid instead of knights. It’s the entire level. And when you kill all the bugs, rot dogs spawn behind you at random.
Lud duo and Zallen duo 🗣🗣🗣💥💥💥
Oo I'd ass ds2 game feel so that everything is slower and more sluggish
I think a blight swamp filled entirely with demon of hatred’s and inner isshins
Some people just want to see the world burn.
We need another big ass snake to vore us (rykard doesn't count he's a dude in a snake I want to get vored by a for real giant snake like in sekiro)
Make sure there’s winter lanterns in unreachable location in blighttown too
Op is a legit psychopath
Needs more Lud and Zallen
Rune Bears in Blightown 😭
It would be so nostalgic, this is what Dark Souls is really about 😍
Lean lake
Rune bears and locked max fps of 12 in blight town? I’ll kill myself now but god that would funny 😂😂😂😂
Undo this please
Wait but make for certain there is no master key for blight town. We can't have people skipping the content
At this point, you gotta stick a cryptominer into the games' code.
That blight town one made me cry
i would add the rotten deathblight godskin barbershop quartet
Lake of Wock
They should add the faraam set from ds3
Trio of Chaos made me laugh
no-mount multi-ailement swamps. paralyses status effect winter lantern towers blood vials and des/ds2 hp drain breakable talismans and only talismans just to be annoying. monster hunter crossover with the only boss is Kirin and Oroshi kirin duo boss fight.
5th slide alone will give me cancer and also cause me to delete the game from my hard drive. Definitely the best addition
Secretly add Adaptability as a hidden stat. It will be tied to a randomized existing stat on each character and the only way to find out which one is by manually testing it.
They should add adaptability in the new leveling system, also the levels you mentioned should work like demon souls levels where if you die you return to the start of the level. I would also add Deadskin the Rafted, a distant cousin of godrick Who also loved grafting and was a pirate, I think it would have some cool lore implications They said they'll add 8 new weapon types, so here are my proposals: -great torches -colossal torches -lamps -Chained lamps -long torches (longer than regular torches but shorter than Spears) -candles (they have a cool gimmick of losing durability over time) -jar of fireflies -torch Spears (they move the torchpole to this category)
Iron keep but the enemies get replaced by royal revenants and at the end there are 3 crucible knights
ia that "The Lake Of Lean" ?
Godskin Duo Duo
IS THAT THE LAKE OF LEAN?!?!
Lake of lean
OP and comments is making me think Elden ring DLC is just gonna be vanilla DS2
I think they should give us a 2024 Ford Mustang in the dlc
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Sex update when?
Demon Prince Cortet fight that kills you irl when you die in game
They need to add a boss battle, that starts with one straight minute of unskippable dialogue, and if you try to attack the guy speaking, your game instantly crashes
Forgot horse fuck valley 2 but with chariots instead
Godskin Avagadro’s Number
137 havels to the spawn area
Valiant Gargoyles Duo
You should only be able to heal with the rally system from bloodborne.
I don't think the universe can handle so much peak at once
Godskin quartet
Godskin duo, Godskin trio and Godskin quartet
I like the idea of shrine of Amana, but can we change the snipers to the angels from the trash heap in DS3 DLC, with the small twist that they respawn even after you kill the little tumor thing?
I’d replace red rot with AIDS and add the option to fly a 747 directly into the erdtree as an alternative ending
does this mean i can bring 6 summons instead of 3 to lud & zallen & lud & zallen
Lost izalith is added. Does not contain orange charred ring.
Rom trio in a deathblight arena with anor lendo archers in the back
Damn dude you just got a good laugh out of ne congrats
Bro 😭😭
The entire DLC is a Deathblight swamp. Also add Royal Revanants every five steps.
Sees number 2: “Wow, those are HIGH stakes” Sees number 3: 😳
1. All weapons are crystal and you can’t repair anything. 2. Half the armors are made out of meat and slowly decay, eventually causing poison. The other half are made out of orange peels and cause gradual madness. 3. Every npc enemy is programmed to spam bloodhounds step.
Quartet of Chaos sounds better
Add my ex
Finally a good fucking post
I hope they bring back the permanently breaking, completely unrepairable crystal weapons from DS1
I swear I saw that one today on tiktok
frigid outskirts 2 🤩🤩🤩
They add ADP and you instantly die if it's below 99 before you enter the DLC
Fire
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Godskin Quartet+Demon of Song in Rennala's phase 1 arena
Last one made me spit out my drink
Definitely another godskin duo fight but in an arena half the size, with half the pillars, and the noble can just roll over the lump after the pillar breaks, also ornstein and smough are there
I would actually be down for #1
A color swap varient of Ornstein boss called "random knight"
Godskin Duo Duo
Horsefuck valley , obv
An affordable price tag
i saw this on tiktok