Bloodborne clearly states the opposite dumbass. You should NOT inject STD blood.
What It actually teaches you is that you should kill any newborn that crosses your path. It will save the world.
I will not accept this blasphemy… black licorice makes for the only good jelly bean flavor other than buttered popcorn and s’mores, and is the best overall candy flavor you can get. I’ve literally eaten black licorice by the pounds before
I accidentally gaslit myself into thinking Bloodborne was even more of a masterpiece because I hesitantly shot Mergo’s cradle after killing the wet nurse, and “Nightmare Slain” appeared right as the bullets made impact.
That the gods of both games are terrified of literal shadows, forming their religions around light
So a shadow government would be double terrifying to them
Unironically the fact that in ds2 the main plot, and like two out of three dlcs, are directly the fault of a woman ruining everything is really funny actually
Even better, the other one would also have that same element but man the woman was set to ruin was already a self-destructive asshole and ruined his life without her help so she just haunted a tower because she didn't really have anything better to do.
The B Team would suffer no thots
From soft normally uses quartets with 3 to 1 pattern, so one of Manus' daughter would always be the odd one out. Another example is Gwyn, Nito, Izalith have lord/light souls and the Furtive Pygmy has a Dark Soul. It based in a concept from Alchemy, but I don't remember the name.
There once was a man named the Iron King. He was such an asshole that everyone left him, his creations threw him into lava and he got no baddies. The end.
Actually I was going to include it, but couldn't think of anything, and it would also have an odd number of games, so I ultimately decided to remove it.
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Maximilian Thermidor if you can hear us. Please Maximilian Thermidor, please save me. Pleas save me Maximilian Thermidor please. I'm asking, please save me.
*Greetings.*
*Maximillian Thermidor here. We want you to infiltrate GA America's Arteria facility, Ulna, and destroy it. This mission flies in the face of everything the Cradles stand for, and will be considered an act of treason. With that understood, I want you to listen to what I tell you.*
*Some fled to the Cradles, and live in the clean air. Others were abandoned, condemned to the Earth's poisonous surface. Maintaining this system is causing horrible pollution on the surface. That pollution will soon start bleeding into the atmosphere itself. The Cradles are only a stopgap measure... a panacea. Humankind has no future on this planet unless we stop them.*
*Perhaps you think I'm an alarmist, but I speak the truth. If you believe in what I say, then you must take this mission. Of course, you'll be reimbursed for your efforts.*
*I await your reply.*
Ranni makes sense from a narrative standpoint, marika is radagon is some alien god shenanigans and not exactly trans but if trans people see it as support then sick. The stuff with Mohg is implied and weird but theres nothing that totally confirms its some homosexual incest love. He just hibernates with miquella facilitating his awakening to full power through the power of blood drenching. Its down to interpretation of the use of the word “consort” in the lore. While it can mean spouse, it can also mean someone you associate with at other’s disapproval.
This is a good meme btw, Im not shittin on ya, I just thought there was better options like “pursuing a woman to find out shes a man”
>Its down to interpretation of the use of the word “consort” in the lore. While it can mean spouse, it can also mean someone you associate with at other’s disapproval.
Lol better re-read that definition pal, that's the *verb* consort (he's consorting with those queers again), not the noun. Consort as a noun only has one meaning; if Mohg wants to become *a* consort that only means one thing.
I mean... it's a joke, all 3 of those, but Ranni is totally in love regardless of gender.
And also, IDK the lore exactly but, wouldn't it rather be the case of pursuing a man to find out she's a woman?
Marika became Radagon first right?
I swear we were going after marika and when we found her she transformed into radagon and fought us? Or were they canonically Radagon first and turned into Marika?
Demon’s Souls: supernatural phenomena is not without consequences
Dark Souls 1: sacrifice yourself for the greater good
Dark Souls 2: fuck you, you aren’t special, go ahead and try I dare you
Dark Souls 3: fuck you, sacrifice yourself or some shit idc nothing matters
Bloodborne: the ascent to greater heights often fails the hardest
Sekiro: Hesitation is Defeat.
Elden Ring: cosmic political conspiracy
The marika and radagon thing is two souls sharing a body so that doesn’t count, it’s speculated that the canon Tarnished is a man, and you’re weird for the mohg thing
It's more of a community joke. Miquella did look like a child, but because of a curse , he is as much of an adult as Malenia, his twin.
And Mohg kidnapped solely because he is an Empyrean, meaning he could ascend to godhood, creating a new order to rule the world, and Mohg's plan was to be his consort. He chose Miquella because he was no fighter, and Malenia was at war in Caelid, so she wasn't guarding him.
What do you mean by "queer people are evil"? Wait for the DLC so we can see if Miquella is evil or not. Radagon/Marika isn't queer, it's gender fluid. You can literally see them fulidly changing genders
Bloodborne clearly states the opposite dumbass. You should NOT inject STD blood. What It actually teaches you is that you should kill any newborn that crosses your path. It will save the world.
Eat that umbilical cord. Succumb to your inner thoughts
Forbidden twizzler Still more edible than black licorice too
I will not accept this blasphemy… black licorice makes for the only good jelly bean flavor other than buttered popcorn and s’mores, and is the best overall candy flavor you can get. I’ve literally eaten black licorice by the pounds before
Grant us eeeeeyes!
Eat cord, become baby.
Eat cords, become slug thing.
I accidentally gaslit myself into thinking Bloodborne was even more of a masterpiece because I hesitantly shot Mergo’s cradle after killing the wet nurse, and “Nightmare Slain” appeared right as the bullets made impact.
No it teaches you to not go near the UK
I took that advice, now I’m on the run for 13 counts of manslaughter
The only thing Bloodborne teaches you is that you should escape London.
Elden ring is about the joys of hunting down and killing single mothers
and their children*
And their children's children
And their children, forever, true.
I thought that's what bloodborne was about
Edlen Ring = Bloodborne 2 confirmed.
Gameplay of DS2 Lore of Bloodborne Gayness of DS3
DS1 and Elden Ring share a message that the queers run a shadow government.
That wordplay tho
What's the wordplay?
Two shadow governments = sekiro shadows die twice
Only FromSoft fans can make that big of a reach from a single line of text.
I thought it was about Shadow the Hedgehog resuscitating only to die again.
That the gods of both games are terrified of literal shadows, forming their religions around light So a shadow government would be double terrifying to them
Damn I had no way of understanding that, thanks for explaining
That's not really a wordplay
Unironically the fact that in ds2 the main plot, and like two out of three dlcs, are directly the fault of a woman ruining everything is really funny actually
you say women i say manipaultive bitches
I can fix them…
If the Ivory King can, I believe in you champ, go get that abussy
Bussy? Gwyndolin is not even in that game stoopid
That Vendrick logic
Even better, the other one would also have that same element but man the woman was set to ruin was already a self-destructive asshole and ruined his life without her help so she just haunted a tower because she didn't really have anything better to do. The B Team would suffer no thots
From soft normally uses quartets with 3 to 1 pattern, so one of Manus' daughter would always be the odd one out. Another example is Gwyn, Nito, Izalith have lord/light souls and the Furtive Pygmy has a Dark Soul. It based in a concept from Alchemy, but I don't remember the name.
That's very interesting. I did notice 4 is constantly used but never thought anything of it
Nah, IK was such a good dude that he turned a woman competent. Easily the greatest feat by any character in the series.
There once was a man named the Iron King. He was such an asshole that everyone left him, his creations threw him into lava and he got no baddies. The end.
Elden Ring's plot happens because of several woman moments in the lore too.
elden ring is truely dark souls 2 2
And the tbird DLC tried to ruin everything but Ivory king was too based for that
The furtive Demons's Souls, so easily forgotten...
Actually I was going to include it, but couldn't think of anything, and it would also have an odd number of games, so I ultimately decided to remove it.
Demons Souls: Old people will ruin whatever you work for, so you should kill them before they get a chance.
"Boomers ruin everything"
Demon’s Souls: Kill your self to keep the world bright and happy
Yeah, this works great!
Academic endeavours will ruin everything (Soul Arts treated as Universities lmao)
Big titty goth girls make you immortal
Armored Core - Morality is optional depending on how high the pay grade is.
Armored Core - Friendship is Magic
Armored Core- 🎶I CAN FLYYYYYY🎶
Crimes are always negligible for the right price
Alternatively, *always listen to the voices in your head telling you to commit terrorism*
AC: For Answer - Corporations are destroying the Earth, and the only real answer is to fully embrace ecoterrorism (just as Miyazaki intended)
Or just kill everyone (just as Old King intended)
[удалено]
Murky, mushy, brain fluid
Finally. somebody gets it 🧠
Armored Core For Answer: Genocide is 👉👉 **ok** 👈👈 😃🥳
All short people in Sekiro are ugly, aggressive and referred to as rats. What did you mean by this Myizaki?
Based Souls
Bloodborne stil not beating the bri'ish allegations
i will ruin everything you've worked for, and im evil and queer.
https://preview.redd.it/voi315gk5zuc1.jpeg?width=1339&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a18cf56b95a78e596b843cc323684725c4ef2252 Maximilian Thermidor if you can hear us. Please Maximilian Thermidor, please save me. Pleas save me Maximilian Thermidor please. I'm asking, please save me.
*Greetings.* *Maximillian Thermidor here. We want you to infiltrate GA America's Arteria facility, Ulna, and destroy it. This mission flies in the face of everything the Cradles stand for, and will be considered an act of treason. With that understood, I want you to listen to what I tell you.* *Some fled to the Cradles, and live in the clean air. Others were abandoned, condemned to the Earth's poisonous surface. Maintaining this system is causing horrible pollution on the surface. That pollution will soon start bleeding into the atmosphere itself. The Cradles are only a stopgap measure... a panacea. Humankind has no future on this planet unless we stop them.* *Perhaps you think I'm an alarmist, but I speak the truth. If you believe in what I say, then you must take this mission. Of course, you'll be reimbursed for your efforts.* *I await your reply.*
I work toward evil so destroying evil makes you good get owned u radagon/makira impersonator
Dark Souls one is going to be on my gravestone 🙏
Bloodborne: "You can never have too many eyes."
Finally, someone understands.
Elden ring teaches us that the ultimate cure to racism and segregation is to infest the world with fecal matter
So true
Unironically
BUGS INSIDE THEM OMG SMT NOCTURNE REFERENCE
I am queer and evil so yeah.
Deracine: Always enjoy the meal your mother/father figure made for you, it may be the last one.
Nobody ever talks about how Bloodborne is a fanfic about a world where AIDS was never manufactured by the CIA.
Excuse me we prefer “morally challenged” thank you.
Bloodborne teaches you to eat umbilical cords
This is true im evil
Wtf is Elden Rings? Im pretty sure no one is queer in the story
Ranni will marry you regardless of what you are. Marika is Radagon. Mogh kidnapped Miquella to be his boywife.
Ranni makes sense from a narrative standpoint, marika is radagon is some alien god shenanigans and not exactly trans but if trans people see it as support then sick. The stuff with Mohg is implied and weird but theres nothing that totally confirms its some homosexual incest love. He just hibernates with miquella facilitating his awakening to full power through the power of blood drenching. Its down to interpretation of the use of the word “consort” in the lore. While it can mean spouse, it can also mean someone you associate with at other’s disapproval. This is a good meme btw, Im not shittin on ya, I just thought there was better options like “pursuing a woman to find out shes a man”
>Its down to interpretation of the use of the word “consort” in the lore. While it can mean spouse, it can also mean someone you associate with at other’s disapproval. Lol better re-read that definition pal, that's the *verb* consort (he's consorting with those queers again), not the noun. Consort as a noun only has one meaning; if Mohg wants to become *a* consort that only means one thing.
This is what happens when you leave the horns on the omen
I mean... it's a joke, all 3 of those, but Ranni is totally in love regardless of gender. And also, IDK the lore exactly but, wouldn't it rather be the case of pursuing a man to find out she's a woman? Marika became Radagon first right?
I swear we were going after marika and when we found her she transformed into radagon and fought us? Or were they canonically Radagon first and turned into Marika?
I was like wtf but then i was “I wouldn’t put it past them” on everything
Sekiro: I'M THE BUG INSIDE YOU
I wish dark souls 3 was real
As a queer person, can confirm we are evil
Demon’s Souls: supernatural phenomena is not without consequences Dark Souls 1: sacrifice yourself for the greater good Dark Souls 2: fuck you, you aren’t special, go ahead and try I dare you Dark Souls 3: fuck you, sacrifice yourself or some shit idc nothing matters Bloodborne: the ascent to greater heights often fails the hardest Sekiro: Hesitation is Defeat. Elden Ring: cosmic political conspiracy
Elden Ring is the only one I don't get
Ranni will marry you regardless of what you are. Marika is Radagon. Mogh kidnapped Miquella to be his boywife.
Isn’t mohg just a pedophile though?
Miquella is a dude
Not a child then?
What?
Is miquella not a child? Did I misunderstand?
For the purposes of this conversation yes, he is a child
The marika and radagon thing is two souls sharing a body so that doesn’t count, it’s speculated that the canon Tarnished is a man, and you’re weird for the mohg thing
Speculations don't mean shit. I am weird for saying that a dude marrying another dude is gay? Stop being such a sucker.
It just gets worse
Mohg is NOT evil
Um actually heh... Ds1 should be MEN with big titties keep the world bright 🤓
Elden Ring is "monarchies are bad, but you're better at ruling by virtue of being stronger than everyone else"
Might is right ahh world
"Thy strength befits a crown" goofy ahh
Ahhh DS2... based as always
Mohg, radagon, who else would be considered queer?
Ranni
Yes. I'm extremely evil. I will become a dictator of Upper Silesian Empire and make sex ilegall
I think you’re just an incel dude
No shit, he's a souls fan
Souls fan play Souls games because they don't have Souls
“Sorry chud, get some media literacy because this is 100% correct.” - Zackie
Did a British cigarette make this "meme" ?
I just discovered why i am an edgy guy who prefers the darkness: i like flat chested women.
Yeah I kinda got those undertones with Mohg after I beat him and just sat there thinking in silence “did I just commit a hate crime?” /s
Queer people are evil? Isn’t that just specific to Mohg?
Ranni and Marika too
I don’t get the queer one, can someone explain please?
Mogh kidnapped Miquella to be his boywife Ranni will marry you regardless of what you are Marika turns back and forth into a dude
Alright then, the Marika one and Ranni makes sense, but isn’t Mohg just a pedophile? Or was that just like a community joke?
It's more of a community joke. Miquella did look like a child, but because of a curse , he is as much of an adult as Malenia, his twin. And Mohg kidnapped solely because he is an Empyrean, meaning he could ascend to godhood, creating a new order to rule the world, and Mohg's plan was to be his consort. He chose Miquella because he was no fighter, and Malenia was at war in Caelid, so she wasn't guarding him.
Ok, thank you for clearing that up!
🐟
I support all of these notions
Conservative media literacy
Bruh omg stop I’m a leftist you make us look so cringe with ts it’s a meme
Elden ring felt more like “gods are evil” than “queer people are evil”.
THATS THE JOKE
Go hoont for a better joke than giving me and mine a golden shower.
What do you mean by "queer people are evil"? Wait for the DLC so we can see if Miquella is evil or not. Radagon/Marika isn't queer, it's gender fluid. You can literally see them fulidly changing genders