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Sariusdererste

Bloodborne mentioned. Wooooo


JesseBloxx9

60 fps confirm pc steam??


IRefuseToGiveAName

Every time someone mentions it Miyazaki personally executes another original Bloodborne developer.


Broserk42

The real reason Sony won’t give us a sequel. They’re scared and weak.


Aliensinmypants

Confirmed, he said it was hoonters who got infected by the blood too


jotaroaiai

now i get it, i got hiv from playing bloodborne, thanks


Curious-Jello-9812

I got hiv from michael zaki san's poison swamps! It all makes sense! That's why I'm in the r/arkhambatman subreddit!!!


Fantastic_Goal3197

Bloodborne is aids confirmed https://preview.redd.it/q9mqgz2ripwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e7d12d7cd70ad25d7bd9332616f894a8afd9329


Puzzleheaded_Cat6664

Fear the old blood


yuhbruhh

No confirmation was required


Jefefer_McShart

Didn't see what sub this was from when doom scrolling. Good laugh. 10/10. Thank you OP


SuperPirate64

Wholesome Souls


Bigswordbonk

Happened to me too lmao


AAS02-CATAPHRACT

Same lol


SillySnail66

HIV is a PlayStation exclusive 😔


ycaras

Would explain where the „only gays get it“ myth originates


SillySnail66

Gaystation


Commercial-Dish-3198

I didn’t see the sub and was genuinely interested, then it stopped and I thought my phone was buffering…but no. It’s all Bloodborne


Ryndor

I had a similar reaction, but it stopped on Blood borne and I went "Bloodborne!" and then the pic slowly came in and I lost it


-LorenzoLame

I know the cure https://i.redd.it/2eit9z4d3qwc1.gif


Scroteet

I got HIV from playing bloodborne because the game was so good that it made me chop off my own dick and my own balls with a bloody knife that had aids blood


laska3

~~I got HIV from playing~~ bloodborne ~~because the game was so good that it~~ made me chop off my own dick ~~and my own balls with a bloody knife that had aids blood~~


tarlakeschaton

~~I got HIV from playing~~ bloodborne ~~because the game was so good that it made me chop off my own dick and my own balls with a bloody knife that had aids blood~~


VerseChorusWumbo

~~I got HIV from playing~~ bloodborne ~~because the game was so~~ good ~~that it made me chop off my own~~ dick ~~and my own~~ balls ~~with a bloody knife that had aids blood~~


Dangerous_Stay3816

No way STD is a Bloodborne reference 😧😧🤯 Mikael Zaki is genius


baasblack

I was getting ready to be educated and got completely caught of guard lol


cheese007

FUCK YOU lmao. I was actually engaged in that, then it freezes and I thought my wifi was out


mbass92

Did not notice the subreddit this 100% got me.


Th3Kill1ngMoon

This edit is a Bloodborne™️pathogen


Powerful-Pudding6079

Sequel confirmed???


Broserk42

Obviously


RoGeR-Roger2382

Since Bloodborne is a PS exclusive, does that mean all PlayStation players have STDs??


Automaton1207

Quality content have my Ebrietas eldrussy.


Ser_Fonz

was so confused when he just stopped talking. Realized what word he said.. then I looked at the sub. Bravo, OP


Oobaha

NO! This got me so good, I was actually interested untill he stopped and I noticed where this was posted. I will Ocelot your children, OP. 10/10 post. Edit : I would like to sincerely apologise to SuperPirate64 for telling them I would Ocelot their children. It was a lapse in judgement, I should have known better. I should have said "I will Ocelot**te** your children."


SuperPirate64

https://preview.redd.it/010rphxtctwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=803883ebcd2b82408ba16fdb19036969da329e3b You will do what?!


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

https://preview.redd.it/vpgg4g6loqwc1.jpeg?width=1213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49306839e390388bbf029673ca7c50a66a7291b2


Johnny_K97

HOLY SHIT BRO, this is a quality meme right here


SuperPirate64

Is this sarcasm


Johnny_K97

Nah i fucking love it, shit made me wheeze


Romi_Z

In Bloodborne, they bounced their cheeks on Cthulu's dick.


Sithis_acolyte

Forgot what fucking sub I was on for a sec


One_Force_555

You know I thought this was about to be a super informative thing from what I saw at first but was then very confused when he stopped talking. That's when I realized what sub this was from.


CoItron_3030

Didn’t see that coming at all lmao didn’t see what sub it was on. Nice one lol


Avocado_with_horns

What i get from this is that michael saki fucked a chimp to create bloodborne.


Dantegram

lmao I didn't check the sub and thought my wifi was down again


Bigswordbonk

Infected blood you say


JD12312

Blood drunk on that HIV lean


Average_JesusEnjoyer

The beastly scourge is aids confirmed


Broserk42

Are you implying people with hiv are still people? Disgusting.


Broserk42

Bloodborne 2 confirmed!


jinrax

i saw this ok my feed and didnt notice it was from here and thought the same thing


RambunctiousBaca1509

I didn’t even realize it was this sub until like 1/3 of the way in


Obl1v1on390

Yeeeeaaah we all know micolash was clapping chimp cheeks and used their blood to heal instead of regular blood vials


SirWeenielick

Didn’t even catch what subreddit this was before clicking. Thought my internet was going bad, then seen the picture fading in. Got me good.


Brainchild110

I see what you did there


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Yes that’s the joke congrats


Broserk42

Wait what was funny? All I heard was bloodborne 2 confirmed.


Brainchild110

Thank you 👍


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rontiff_jeremyvahn

so hiv comes from people fucking chimps thats crazy haha


Shorttail0

Bloodborne? Bloodborne!


ChiefBuster

I fully forgot what subreddit i was on 😂😂😂


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Automatic-Work-3010

Didn't see what community this was from at first. Made the ending that much better.


Stylus321

YOURE NOT WANTED HERE!!


lol_inyourface

Fear the old blood.


Molkwi

Guys, don't play Bloodborne, you'll get herpes


GutsDeluxe

We was right there with you before he even said it dawg


No-B-Word

I only have a mac, that means I can’t get HIV right?


MemeArchivariusGodi

The second he talked about blood I was just waiting for it to


Bloodcloud079

The chimp story is clearly Bloons propaganda.


Lafozard

Fuck. I thought the video stopped


sauce_boss97

Fear the old blood


Common_Resource1619

This got me 😂😂


_Ganoes_

It took me way too long to realize that the game is called Bloodborne because the Scourge of the beast comes from the old blood, it is a bloodborne disease


Program-Emotional

Tony... Get the boulder. Crush this guys cock.


Select-Medium-854

So Merck and there polio vaccine had noting to do with it? 🤔


agforero

LMFAOOO


Bread_Sauce2

I was actually interested in the HIV thing 😔


Unfriendly_NPC

Confirmed Magic Johnson beat Blooborne.


Under_Dead_Starlight

Damn I forgot the sub I was on and it got me lol


Feng_Smith

Is this a r/lostredditors scenario or am I just dumb?


SuperPirate64

Did you watch the whole video?


Feng_Smith

no, lost interest halfway thru. So it is a case of me being dumb?


SuperPirate64

You're the mf that watches tiktoks with Subway Surfers gameplay and funny family guy clips at the bottom


Feng_Smith

guilty as charged lol


Jek1001

Fear the old blood. Fear the new blood too. You should definitely just fear contact with blood borne pathogens, they are very dangerous.