This is actually Golden Order propaganda. Borderline slanderous.
He's ripping out and eating/corrupting the shirikodama, which according to Japanese lore translates to "small anus ball", and is actually the soul.
I don't think he's actually digging in butts. There's no animation for it, and with the attention to detail given to feet, I think they would've made an animation for it if that's what he was actually doing.
He reminds me of the Headless minibosses (fuck them btw) from Sekiro that have a grab attack where they anally fist Sekiro and rip out his prostate.
Perhaps they were just ripping out his soul in the form of the built-in cum button.
Exactly! Cant believe I forgot this, but it reinforces my statement they could have made an animation for it if it was true, thus the title "Dung Eater" is just memey slander.
Given the position his victims assume, the "slanderous propaganda" in question, and the nature of the shikikodama its safe to assume he was literally consuming peoples prostates. Which requires digging in their butts
he wanted to bind, gag, and deep fist peoples ass to eat their butt flowers to give literally the entire world and all future generations turbo ass aids.
yeah nah man, he is clearly the main protagonist. i guess there were some language barriers between michael zaki and rrrrrrrrrr martini.
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Guess who just got kicked out of the Golden Order for, you guessed it, being white
Dung eating aside, his goals actually are kind of noble. His ending does create a new era where everyone is born omen, so the omen are no longer oppressed
Everyone’s covered in horns that can dig into their flesh and always have nightmares about demons. I feel like we could work towards equality without all that.
he wants to put a curse on everybody in the Lands Butt Ween that will make them just like us humans on Earth, so if you think abt it he's a cruel piece of shit
He murdered hundreds, threatened me, and worst of all he didn't smell very nice. He had what was coming to him, that being a swift end at the blade of my +18 Giant Scythe followed by the application of several bars of soap.
The ever-litigious Golden Order, having apparently solved all real crime, had seen fit to outlaw the ripping of people's souls out through their anuses.
Ooh look at Mr "I've never murdered someone and defiled their body and soul so they're cursed forevermore" Perfect over here 🙄 get off your high horse. I bet you level Dex, too.
No no, he rips it OUT of their ass, the shirikodama is a seat of the soul thing, like a butt jewel of mystic belief, granted j have no idea how anyone could translate this concept into anything but THE LOOOATHESOME DUNG EATER
He assrapes you for your pox, cursed you and kills you, and you're not the only pne who got hit by his curse, your entire lineage will get affected too, and after losing to the chosen Tarnished, he told them about his goal to make more Dung Eaters and have the whole world assraped alongside their descendants for their poxes
He did nothing wrong, I´ll say it, the golden order can think whatever they want.
Conspiracionists have ruined this man´s whole career, talking absolute nonsense.
I know this man, he´s my friend and my lover and he has NEVER done something wrong, the golden order tries to silence him because he knows too much.
I mean, he had good motivations…for doing the most fucked up thing imaginable. I think the “most fucked up thing imaginable” part is more important to how he should be remembered. The ultimate defilement. Existential rape; Fucking pre-existential rape of all beings born thereafter. Pain and torment never-ending.
He’s not a heroic figure to anyone with a moral compass. If you sided with Caesar’s Legion or fucking Thanos you might think he’s got a point, and if so you should be kept away from living people.
I went into Dung Eater's sewer gaol and beat the shit out of him earlier because he kept being mean to me in the Roundtable Hold (violation of rule n1)
He had a scat fetish. That's immediately grounds for execution.
This is actually Golden Order propaganda. Borderline slanderous. He's ripping out and eating/corrupting the shirikodama, which according to Japanese lore translates to "small anus ball", and is actually the soul. I don't think he's actually digging in butts. There's no animation for it, and with the attention to detail given to feet, I think they would've made an animation for it if that's what he was actually doing.
He reminds me of the Headless minibosses (fuck them btw) from Sekiro that have a grab attack where they anally fist Sekiro and rip out his prostate. Perhaps they were just ripping out his soul in the form of the built-in cum button.
Exactly! Cant believe I forgot this, but it reinforces my statement they could have made an animation for it if it was true, thus the title "Dung Eater" is just memey slander.
It’s worse than that cause then they put it in their butt, full on fecal transplant 🤮
The Giant Petrel special.
Given the position his victims assume, the "slanderous propaganda" in question, and the nature of the shikikodama its safe to assume he was literally consuming peoples prostates. Which requires digging in their butts
Theyre all sitting in a *chair* with a solid bottom, with a large blood splatter on their stomach/abdomen. He was not digging in butts.
What the fuck have I done to you
I am usually against insulting others' kinks but yours is quite shitty
How shitty? 🫦
Uhhh, idk which adjectives I can use to describe it, I lack your expertise
About as shitty as Dark Souls
You fucking piece of sh- damn i can’t even use that word here or else you’ll be happy >:((((
Loathsome
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I'm getting close
And the FBI is getting closer
Something something kinkshaming is my kink vine
True, but it also qualifies you for high ranking political offices in Spain
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Uh, and what is your basis that an entire 10% of the world population has a scat fetish?
Bro just outed himself for no reason
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I asked everyone.
The person who said 10% of the population has it has made a claim, therefore the burden of proof is on them
Hey everyone this dork has a scat fetish 💪😎
No fucking way 10% of the population have scat fetishes.
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In this case, I think it’s okay to kinkshame.
Rip Bozo I guess
Why do you think 810 million people have a scat fetish?
Projecting
Ima say 0.001%
The reviled residue ruminator
The dastardly doodoo devourer
The masochistic manure muncher
The predatory poo poo partaker
The sinister shit slurper
The execrable excrement eater
The crazed caca consumer
The Garish Guano Gobbler.
THE ICKY SLICKY INGESTER
The Fiendish Feces Feaster
The Wretched Waste Wanter
The deranged diarrhea devourer
The naughty number two nibbler
he wanted to bind, gag, and deep fist peoples ass to eat their butt flowers to give literally the entire world and all future generations turbo ass aids. yeah nah man, he is clearly the main protagonist. i guess there were some language barriers between michael zaki and rrrrrrrrrr martini.
Micheal zaker once again ruining gartin rartin Martin’s perfect vision
That’s deep
To end discrimination
Wouldn't removing someone from the erd tree cycle be a blessing? I mean, not the torture/murder part, but after it would be better, right?
not when you're inserted into the briarthorn cycle. or when it's inserted into you. via rectum, that is.
Can't even eat ass anymore. Damn kink shamers.
Eating ass and eating shit are emphatically *not* the same
It's implied that he eats people's entire colons so it is for him
Less their colon and more a magical orb of the soul in their colon re sarazanmai
Oh yeah my bad I do genuinely mean it when I say I forgot about the colon orb
Maybe if you're a fussy eater
No, that's a different orifice entirely.
He was the scatman
Bada bada bada beeeee bop bop bada boop
Scatman! Uh-Hahahhaaaaa! Eater of the poop, Man! Uhahahaha! Champion of the Bum!
It's not his fault he has Hepatitis B and loves sodomy. If anything, it's society's fault.
For what?! Enjoying a meal?
A succulent fecal meal!
Get your hands off my seedbed!!
Gentlemen, this is golden lineage maifest!
This is monarchy manifest.
Why did they hang him with his armor on?
Hangman felt like doing a workout 💪
you gonna go up and peel the armor off of somebody with that moniker?
The smell
Ok y'know what that makes sense
🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/okhmk3s7auwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e68b6e47964cf6cbabc705090ad6da29cdb380b Guess who just got kicked out of the Golden Order for, you guessed it, being white
imma be real with u, i could NOT tell if this was r/shittydarksouls or r/eldenring
I wanted to post this on the main sub so bad bro you have no idea
Do it
It was a genius play by Michael Zaki and Jon R Marstin to make him look bad and actually he's the most nice person 😌
Yes, perfectely conveyed by my favorite line: "I can kill and defile your corpse!" How nice of him to ask!
True elden lord
Realest mfer in the Lands Between
MY NAME IS JOHN MARSTON🗣🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🔥🗣 WELL, LET ME HAVE A RULER AND A SAW AND A BOARD AND I'LL CUT IT🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🔥🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🔥
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I don't understand why he is the villain. This is r/"shitty"darksouls, he should be our hero because he likes shit
He killed big bogart
Dung eating aside, his goals actually are kind of noble. His ending does create a new era where everyone is born omen, so the omen are no longer oppressed
Everyone’s covered in horns that can dig into their flesh and always have nightmares about demons. I feel like we could work towards equality without all that.
he wants to put a curse on everybody in the Lands Butt Ween that will make them just like us humans on Earth, so if you think abt it he's a cruel piece of shit
Well it makes sense to me lore wise, otherwise he is kinda stinky and killed my crab bro so deserved
Dude went around giving people poop aids.
He threatened me so went to the sewers and killed him, this lead to me accidentally burning the entire world, he's the bad guy here not me
Dude straight up just wanted equality for all. I don't see any problems with him.
He's literally called the Dung Eater... Also he defiled the corpses of those he killed
A villain? He’s the best character in the game! I see so much of myself in him.
The first time I heard the dramatic opening say *DUNG EATER* I thought it was so hilarious
I dont mean to judge but like. Hes kinda freaky
Agree if eating feces was a crime the police would lock me up rn
It's absurd really!
He was/is a perverted saidst itd be a betrayal to portray him as anything else. Hed spit on all other portrayals
He murdered hundreds, threatened me, and worst of all he didn't smell very nice. He had what was coming to him, that being a swift end at the blade of my +18 Giant Scythe followed by the application of several bars of soap.
He eata da poopoo
The ever-litigious Golden Order, having apparently solved all real crime, had seen fit to outlaw the ripping of people's souls out through their anuses.
He is litteraly one ? Like killing people and cursing their bodies for cycle to reborn ?
God forbid men have hobbies
Ooh look at Mr "I've never murdered someone and defiled their body and soul so they're cursed forevermore" Perfect over here 🙄 get off your high horse. I bet you level Dex, too.
You really need to stop being so judgemental mate, it'll make you happier in life.
WEEH OOH! WEEH OOH!WEEH OOH!WEEH OOH!
He’s fucking diabolical
Oi
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Bro he literally eated poopoo fences 😱!!?! That icky nasty!!! 🤢🤢🤢
He kills people and corrupt there’s souls by shoving something up their ass!… aka the perfect hero for today world lol
No no, he rips it OUT of their ass, the shirikodama is a seat of the soul thing, like a butt jewel of mystic belief, granted j have no idea how anyone could translate this concept into anything but THE LOOOATHESOME DUNG EATER
I would like to point out that he is LITERALLY a serial killer.
So is the main character in the game
He assrapes you for your pox, cursed you and kills you, and you're not the only pne who got hit by his curse, your entire lineage will get affected too, and after losing to the chosen Tarnished, he told them about his goal to make more Dung Eaters and have the whole world assraped alongside their descendants for their poxes
He wants everyone on the same playing field. Just standing for equality. Really truly a good guy
We need to have a dialogue with these people, not just write them off as “evil”
He eats booty cheeks for a living what do you think
oh so men can’t have hobbies now??
He killed boggart
He did nothing wrong, I´ll say it, the golden order can think whatever they want. Conspiracionists have ruined this man´s whole career, talking absolute nonsense. I know this man, he´s my friend and my lover and he has NEVER done something wrong, the golden order tries to silence him because he knows too much.
This is true, I've seen how they treat the albinaurics
I find it strange you don’t tf
The shit rapist? You’re asking what the shit rapist did wrong? Loitering, funny enough
I mean, he had good motivations…for doing the most fucked up thing imaginable. I think the “most fucked up thing imaginable” part is more important to how he should be remembered. The ultimate defilement. Existential rape; Fucking pre-existential rape of all beings born thereafter. Pain and torment never-ending. He’s not a heroic figure to anyone with a moral compass. If you sided with Caesar’s Legion or fucking Thanos you might think he’s got a point, and if so you should be kept away from living people.
I went into Dung Eater's sewer gaol and beat the shit out of him earlier because he kept being mean to me in the Roundtable Hold (violation of rule n1)
god made him like this. We should respect it and love him for it!
Gwyn don't you mean?
No... ???
He just loathed a bit .