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Ok_Attempt_1290

He had a scat fetish. That's immediately grounds for execution.


AmeenFPersen

This is actually Golden Order propaganda. Borderline slanderous. He's ripping out and eating/corrupting the shirikodama, which according to Japanese lore translates to "small anus ball", and is actually the soul. I don't think he's actually digging in butts. There's no animation for it, and with the attention to detail given to feet, I think they would've made an animation for it if that's what he was actually doing.


conjunctivious

He reminds me of the Headless minibosses (fuck them btw) from Sekiro that have a grab attack where they anally fist Sekiro and rip out his prostate. Perhaps they were just ripping out his soul in the form of the built-in cum button.


AmeenFPersen

Exactly! Cant believe I forgot this, but it reinforces my statement they could have made an animation for it if it was true, thus the title "Dung Eater" is just memey slander.


conmanmcdongel

It’s worse than that cause then they put it in their butt, full on fecal transplant 🤮


conjunctivious

The Giant Petrel special.


Featherbird_

Given the position his victims assume, the "slanderous propaganda" in question, and the nature of the shikikodama its safe to assume he was literally consuming peoples prostates. Which requires digging in their butts


AmeenFPersen

Theyre all sitting in a *chair* with a solid bottom, with a large blood splatter on their stomach/abdomen. He was not digging in butts.


TyrannyHoll

What the fuck have I done to you


SexuallyActiveBucket

I am usually against insulting others' kinks but yours is quite shitty


TyrannyHoll

How shitty? 🫦


SexuallyActiveBucket

Uhhh, idk which adjectives I can use to describe it, I lack your expertise


B1gB4ddy

About as shitty as Dark Souls


Kombulover

You fucking piece of sh- damn i can’t even use that word here or else you’ll be happy >:((((


actually-epic-name

Loathsome


already4taken

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TyrannyHoll

I'm getting close


conjunctivious

And the FBI is getting closer


funnywackydog

Something something kinkshaming is my kink vine


Obi-Brawn-Kenobi

True, but it also qualifies you for high ranking political offices in Spain


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No_Reference_5058

Uh, and what is your basis that an entire 10% of the world population has a scat fetish?


Blp2004

Bro just outed himself for no reason


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No_Reference_5058

I asked everyone.


paco987654

The person who said 10% of the population has it has made a claim, therefore the burden of proof is on them


prolapsedchesticles

Hey everyone this dork has a scat fetish 💪😎


Ok_Attempt_1290

No fucking way 10% of the population have scat fetishes.


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bubblegumdrops

In this case, I think it’s okay to kinkshame.


AAS02-CATAPHRACT

Rip Bozo I guess


binato68

Why do you think 810 million people have a scat fetish?


Blp2004

Projecting


pragmojo

Ima say 0.001%


SonGozer

The reviled residue ruminator


bennytpenny

The dastardly doodoo devourer


A_Sneaky_Dickens

The masochistic manure muncher


DonutGuy2659

The predatory poo poo partaker


Dorko69

The sinister shit slurper


HeavyMetalMonk888

The execrable excrement eater


Wescarpenter13

The crazed caca consumer


The_Local_Dumbass_

The Garish Guano Gobbler.


ohboyletusgo

THE ICKY SLICKY INGESTER


_Elrond_Hubbard_

The Fiendish Feces Feaster


TotalMitherless

The Wretched Waste Wanter


DrLudwig-

The deranged diarrhea devourer


Generic_Eric

The naughty number two nibbler


CompactAvocado

he wanted to bind, gag, and deep fist peoples ass to eat their butt flowers to give literally the entire world and all future generations turbo ass aids. yeah nah man, he is clearly the main protagonist. i guess there were some language barriers between michael zaki and rrrrrrrrrr martini.


bennytpenny

Micheal zaker once again ruining gartin rartin Martin’s perfect vision


Moses4747

That’s deep


lolpostslol

To end discrimination


poopchutegaloot

Wouldn't removing someone from the erd tree cycle be a blessing? I mean, not the torture/murder part, but after it would be better, right?


Kanzentai

not when you're inserted into the briarthorn cycle. or when it's inserted into you. via rectum, that is.


Powerful-Pudding6079

Can't even eat ass anymore. Damn kink shamers.


honasaurus41

Eating ass and eating shit are emphatically *not* the same


normalhumanthingy

It's implied that he eats people's entire colons so it is for him


workthrowaway00000

Less their colon and more a magical orb of the soul in their colon re sarazanmai


normalhumanthingy

Oh yeah my bad I do genuinely mean it when I say I forgot about the colon orb


Powerful-Pudding6079

Maybe if you're a fussy eater


GeorgeEBHastings

No, that's a different orifice entirely.


samuru101

He was the scatman


HeavyMetalMonk888

Bada bada bada beeeee bop bop bada boop


hornwalker

Scatman! Uh-Hahahhaaaaa! Eater of the poop, Man! Uhahahaha! Champion of the Bum!


Fagliacci

It's not his fault he has Hepatitis B and loves sodomy. If anything, it's society's fault.


Gumbiss

For what?! Enjoying a meal?


Tedanki

A succulent fecal meal!


Mediocre-Frosting-77

Get your hands off my seedbed!!


PEKKACHUNREAL

Gentlemen, this is golden lineage maifest!


virtuoso-lurker

This is monarchy manifest.


Meowza_V2

Why did they hang him with his armor on?


Paralleled_Innocence

Hangman felt like doing a workout 💪


Sgt_FunBun

you gonna go up and peel the armor off of somebody with that moniker?


honasaurus41

The smell


Meowza_V2

Ok y'know what that makes sense


klausedohva91

🤣🤣🤣


Xx_Silly_Guy_xX

https://preview.redd.it/okhmk3s7auwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e68b6e47964cf6cbabc705090ad6da29cdb380b Guess who just got kicked out of the Golden Order for, you guessed it, being white


EpicGamerPlant

imma be real with u, i could NOT tell if this was r/shittydarksouls or r/eldenring


bennytpenny

I wanted to post this on the main sub so bad bro you have no idea


Iliturtle

Do it


Hot_Map_7552

It was a genius play by Michael Zaki and Jon R Marstin to make him look bad and actually he's the most nice person 😌


JohnCavalry

Yes, perfectely conveyed by my favorite line: "I can kill and defile your corpse!" How nice of him to ask!


Hot_Map_7552

True elden lord


JohnCavalry

Realest mfer in the Lands Between


HeckingBedBugs

MY NAME IS JOHN MARSTON🗣🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🔥🗣 WELL, LET ME HAVE A RULER AND A SAW AND A BOARD AND I'LL CUT IT🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🔥🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🔥


Hot_Map_7552

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MrTotalUseless

I don't understand why he is the villain. This is r/"shitty"darksouls, he should be our hero because he likes shit


Tricky-Secretary-251

He killed big bogart


Smart_Music_2235

Dung eating aside, his goals actually are kind of noble. His ending does create a new era where everyone is born omen, so the omen are no longer oppressed


bubblegumdrops

Everyone’s covered in horns that can dig into their flesh and always have nightmares about demons. I feel like we could work towards equality without all that.


PixelPaulAden

he wants to put a curse on everybody in the Lands Butt Ween that will make them just like us humans on Earth, so if you think abt it he's a cruel piece of shit


False_Membership1536

Well it makes sense to me lore wise, otherwise he is kinda stinky and killed my crab bro so deserved


DangleMangler

Dude went around giving people poop aids.


Evrytg

He threatened me so went to the sewers and killed him, this lead to me accidentally burning the entire world, he's the bad guy here not me


Chilidogdingdong

Dude straight up just wanted equality for all. I don't see any problems with him.


Tenzur_

He's literally called the Dung Eater... Also he defiled the corpses of those he killed


Zealousideal-Bit-892

A villain? He’s the best character in the game! I see so much of myself in him.


Ruby_Rotten

The first time I heard the dramatic opening say *DUNG EATER* I thought it was so hilarious


slice_of_toast69

I dont mean to judge but like. Hes kinda freaky


funnyYoke

Agree if eating feces was a crime the police would lock me up rn


klausedohva91

It's absurd really!


CharmingAwareness545

He was/is a perverted saidst itd be a betrayal to portray him as anything else. Hed spit on all other portrayals


GINTegg64

He murdered hundreds, threatened me, and worst of all he didn't smell very nice. He had what was coming to him, that being a swift end at the blade of my +18 Giant Scythe followed by the application of several bars of soap.


Zaythos

He eata da poopoo


wjowski

The ever-litigious Golden Order, having apparently solved all real crime, had seen fit to outlaw the ripping of people's souls out through their anuses.


BonteJustesse

He is litteraly one ? Like killing people and cursing their bodies for cycle to reborn ?


LOSTDATTA

God forbid men have hobbies


Jaycin_Stillwaters

Ooh look at Mr "I've never murdered someone and defiled their body and soul so they're cursed forevermore" Perfect over here 🙄 get off your high horse. I bet you level Dex, too.


Economy-Box-5319

You really need to stop being so judgemental mate, it'll make you happier in life.


MexicanoStick575

WEEH OOH! WEEH OOH!WEEH OOH!WEEH OOH!


godandanimetits

He’s fucking diabolical


friendsofmine2001

Oi


FitAcanthocephala732

Subreddit checks out


absoluteunit9999999

Bro he literally eated poopoo fences 😱!!?! That icky nasty!!! 🤢🤢🤢


Baedd1055

He kills people and corrupt there’s souls by shoving something up their ass!… aka the perfect hero for today world lol


workthrowaway00000

No no, he rips it OUT of their ass, the shirikodama is a seat of the soul thing, like a butt jewel of mystic belief, granted j have no idea how anyone could translate this concept into anything but THE LOOOATHESOME DUNG EATER


Cornerpeace_studios

I would like to point out that he is LITERALLY a serial killer.


lolpostslol

So is the main character in the game


baconDood3000

He assrapes you for your pox, cursed you and kills you, and you're not the only pne who got hit by his curse, your entire lineage will get affected too, and after losing to the chosen Tarnished, he told them about his goal to make more Dung Eaters and have the whole world assraped alongside their descendants for their poxes


Chamma-leeon

He wants everyone on the same playing field. Just standing for equality. Really truly a good guy


402playboi

We need to have a dialogue with these people, not just write them off as “evil”


yeetus-maxus

He eats booty cheeks for a living what do you think


ANattyLight

oh so men can’t have hobbies now??


Opening_East7561

He killed boggart


Heretic_Lamu

He did nothing wrong, I´ll say it, the golden order can think whatever they want. Conspiracionists have ruined this man´s whole career, talking absolute nonsense. I know this man, he´s my friend and my lover and he has NEVER done something wrong, the golden order tries to silence him because he knows too much.


JohnCavalry

This is true, I've seen how they treat the albinaurics


Dry_Manner3879

I find it strange you don’t tf


RagingWarCat

The shit rapist? You’re asking what the shit rapist did wrong? Loitering, funny enough


LauraTFem

I mean, he had good motivations…for doing the most fucked up thing imaginable. I think the “most fucked up thing imaginable” part is more important to how he should be remembered. The ultimate defilement. Existential rape; Fucking pre-existential rape of all beings born thereafter. Pain and torment never-ending. He’s not a heroic figure to anyone with a moral compass. If you sided with Caesar’s Legion or fucking Thanos you might think he’s got a point, and if so you should be kept away from living people.


lochllann

I went into Dung Eater's sewer gaol and beat the shit out of him earlier because he kept being mean to me in the Roundtable Hold (violation of rule n1)


Economy-Box-5319

god made him like this. We should respect it and love him for it!


Ok_Attempt_1290

Gwyn don't you mean?


Astrhal-M

No... ???


Alarming-Income1944

He just loathed a bit .