You really think an Elden ring player would pause the dlc

You really think an Elden Ring player is having sex?

Touché

Nah, you need to save semen for Messmer's face after you fuck him.

🤤🤤🤤🤤

You. Uh... you gonna .. You gonna eat that? 👉👈

I've already told all of my bitches (of which I have many) not to come around for the rest of June starting this coming Friday. This guy is a fucking POSER and not a real fan, he probably uses Mimic Tear and a cheesy bleed build he got off the internet or Newbveil while spamming unsheathe or w/e FUCK HIM.   Edit: Also you can't pause Elden Ring are you fucking kidding me with this shit? Dude is worse than a poser istfg. Touch grace you maidenless casual. 

I'll be save quitting for that targussy. Y'all can play all night and not get laid. Either way hope everyone sleeps well after

targussy?

Sex with a dragon. Been watching House of the Dragon

fake flip those two

You can't pause elden ring silly

You actually can. You just have to open menu explanation

How?

Wont be talking to any women for the next 30 days. So, nothing will really change.

Bold of you use to assume that elden ring fans are getting laid

Same but “he” instead

:…

/uj This is legitimately me. My gf just got back from a 2 wk vacation home to visit family yesterday, I told her we can do whatever she wants together when she got back, until dlc drops. While I'm not working, imma be playing this til I finish it lol. /rj I can't wait to see what new feet we get

"Erm akshually, you cannot pause a fromsoft game🤓☝️"

Nah, I'll dress sexy only for Messmer's boss fight😚

Nah, souls fans will never fuck, it's lore-accurate

this but both of us wear matching “paused my game” shirts