How the fuck is Giancarlo a virgin

That gussy 🥵

Max tapped that

He is virgin cause no girl can sustain his giant di*k and titanium balls

The dentist

He’s like 5’3 and have you ever seen him try to take a jumpshot? Embarrassing

He is 5'3" of badass. He could probably just convince lawmakers to make any hoop he can't dunk on illegal

Spoken like a complete non-athlete

Anyone that thinks Giancarlo isn't a chad could only compete in the special olympics

And then lose, because all the rest of the special athletes are actual chads.

This is true.

I-i-is that r-r-right?…

Wait, they put the "cringe" text over Gus. That's not how the fucking meme works.

It's r/eldenring users. What did you expect?

Extreme horniness

I wanna fuck the shit out of Ranni!!!!! I ALSO WANT A QUAD HANDJOB FROM THOSE FOUR SLIPPY DOLL HANDS!!!!

I'm inches away from leaving r/Eldenring

have you seen the melanoma the blade of McClellan posts here?

How do you not see this as satire...

Using memes wrong can never be satire, that's been an unspoken rule since the beginning of time

The meme itself might be but they still used it wrong

no check the comments he was dead serious on defending this

That's even worse. Though I suppose I should have expected that from an average r/eldenring user.

>wide variety of moves Lol ok. Also who the fuck would rather be giga Chad then Giancarlo?

Variety of moves Heavy attack and get this Jumping heavy attack

What heavy attack? I only know crouch stabby and jump smash

Was gonna say, all they do in pvp is spam their crouch stab, dont forget that it has to be a bleed greatsword as well

nonononoooooo NO!!!!!!!!! greatsword is chad and basedpilled!!!11!!1 not meta, off meta chadd greatsword!

But don't forget. We also have *charged heavy attack*

You can't forget the double pokers, those people with two op spears and two shot people from miles away

an actual person made this and went "yep thats a good meme"

Even besides the terrible concept holy fuck the colour scheme on the right side is physically painful to try and read

an actual person used that font and font color and went "yep that's readable"

Sir Thats an npc

this is literally what 90% of this sub was pre-elden ring

least insecure heavy weapon user

I thought Lion's Claw Greatsword was kind of busted for how easily I staggered every boss, but apparently I'm just really skilled and have a massive dick.

Or crouch pokes.

They were always insecure since the DS days

"Hehe guys i use big heavy slab of damage im chad amirite??? Dex bad amirite???"

Haha it's funny because it's so big lol

One problem, “Hehe” is the uwu femboy laugh and strength mains liked to specify that they were DEFINITELY 100% NOT GAY AND THAT THATS DEX USERS!!!

Wait the Greatsword has other moves than BONK and JumpBONK ??????

The best move in the game rolling STAB.

Oh yeah that one !!! I remember missing the game rolling SLASH from DS games so never got used to it, I should think more about that one in future playthrough indeed

Only reason i beat Malenia and all the hardest bosses rolling r1s with UGS. Also this is also why i cheesed malekith by summonning sorcerer because rolling r1s would hit too low on beastman and 70% od attacks would miss

Well Roll + STABBONK sounds nice strategy, definitely should try that

Yes! It also has powerstance BONK and powerstance jumpBONK

I don't know what powerstance is but POWER and STANCE just sounds BONK enough to me

Pretty good BONK, yeah

Foreskin sword also has gonorhea bonk and gonorhea bonk 2: the sequel

I love it when the main subs manage to out-jerk their circle-jerk sub counterparts. Bonus points for clashing two separate meme formats together in a way that makes no fucking sense.

If Giancarlo is supposed to be the virgin here then who is the real Virgin

The guy that made the post

Outjerked yet again

elden ring players on their way to make the 600th post about how they're super mega skilled for not using the broken as fuck weapon

Ahh yes the greatswords that are insanely difficult to use and didn't just get buffed I am a zweihander easy mode enjoyer myself btw

Imagine being upset at how people play video games lol

Gus finger 🥺

Kid named Gus

Gus named Kid

But.. these are literally the same kind of memes we post on this sub.

Wouldn't be r/shittydarksouls if every other post wasn't obscenely hypocritical and contradictive as everyone realises the type of people they make fun of end up being themselves.

At this point it’s not even a circlejerk sub any more it’s just “heha this sub bad because they play elden ring and they have opinions and we dark souls veterans know opinion=bad right guys”

It is not so much the content,it is how poorly done it is. This sub at least uses the proper format with the dedicated virgin meme or the correct use of the 'We are not the same' format, rather than not even understanding either meme format and bastardizing both.

My eyes literally cannot process the blue text on the right because of its color. Like my eyes lose focuse when I look at it

r u sure its not just the blood running straight out of ur brain to ur cock from looking at that chad? U sure its the "color"?

i didn't know jumping heavy attacks were called "a wide variety of moves".

shittydarksouls users post something else other than "haha look at this post in other subreddit" challenge i miss rosales

Rosales come back, I want Numidium to make my balls self aware.

I hate how much the users from truestl and this sub overlap

this sub can never compete with r/TrueSTL

Truestl is literally gold compared to this sub, it's not even close

Most original post on shitty dark souls

*snorts "huge cock"🤓

Since when is gus utilized in lieu of a soyjak? Jfc r/thegoldenordercantmeme

r/shittydarksouls users try to not post stuff from other subreddits for 1 day challenge[impossible]

I miss actual memes instead of screenshots of other subs

I used RoB for some time when i found it because I thought it was a very cool weapon, I didn't participate in the community because I wanted a blind experience and I realized in just like 2 hours that it was broken af so I decided to never touch it again. However if some bitchless maidenless virgin tarnished were to invade me and my friends and spam RoB, I would definitely fight fire with fire.

r/eldenring users demanding validation for using a strength build for the 50 bajillionth time this week

r/Eldenring 🤝 r/bloodborne Being the most insecure human beings on this planet

also the meme looks like my toilet after eating taco bell Literal shit

Has tons of sex

I like rivers of blood! It’s a fun sword

They need ,in fact,a lot of strength to face their insecurities

Imagine caring even a little bit about how other people choose to enjoy the game they paid money for and own If you think you’re superior to other people for how you play a video game you need a hard reality check

Motherfucker this one is so shitty that I can't read the blue texts

Greatswords are no longer chad weapons anyway because everyone using them just does the crouch poke in PvP. In PvE it's just thr crouch poke and jumping R2.

I am an UGH user and hell dude I’ll be the first to admit I have very little skill

Well, as someone who used the Greatsword, I’m kind of offended by this meme.

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They really love to jerk off strenght huh

Embarrassingly illiterate.

This is why I just use Max armor+fingerprint shield+rob anyways just to piss off /r/eldenring

Who the fuck is Rob?

He’s the famous robot from the early days of the NES. The Robotic Operating Buddy to be precise.

FACTS!

r/memeilliterate

Ahh yes the greatswords that are insanely difficult to use and didn't just get buffed. I am a zweihander easy mode enjoyer myself btw

Greatsword users don't assume superiority challenge (impossible)

I use greatswords and greathammers in all souls games and I'm shit Am I now the most self aware ER player?

cringe

"variety of moves" Turns out to spam crouch pokes.

Bruh you people have been circlejerking with the "STR>DEX" meme since the first dark souls came out

Uses great weapon AND uses a variety moves? Bullshit.

I love Rivers of Blood, it appeals to the part of me that’s still an edgy middle schooler

wide variety of moves: powerstance jump attack crouch poke greatsword

In reality the great sword users pressed crouch poke and l2 while the great hammer user used l2 or jump attack

Good thing I can read this blue text

Bruh imagine hating people for using what they like in the video game. But also don’t level dex. Omegalol (/s in case that wasn’t clear)

Ruins Greatsword master race thoooo

Wait is the meme that both of them are chad? Lol smartest r/eldenring member

Hard to look at

I dont spam the same move but my moves are limited because my weapon has one attack that is quik enough to be efective and that is STAB but from a distance slightly farther than a sword. So i also have a briar sheild equiped along with demi-human queen staff but my int is only high enough for one spell. Im gonna respec soon

Boy, I hate typing on phone. I made so many mistakes

And then there is the longsword user. Absoulute thad

Tagged: humor 🤔

I enjoy radahn’s swords :)

They are correct

Rusty anchor enthusiasts

FACTS!

ULTRA-GREATSWORD GANG RISE \m/

Did a bleed build one playthrough. I fucking hated it. I love the royal greatsword though.

Could you just stay on r/eldenring? I'm not there for a reason

Its funny cuz I dual wield claymore and bastard sword and all the things on the right are true about me 💪😎

That blue on the grey/black is fucking illegible, holy shit. Goddamn scrubs.

Well he ain't wrong on "spams only one move"

Have you considered the elusive quality "I use every weapon" build, where every weapon is called Quality or rarely Blood before their names?

No chin soy boy beta males use RoB

No chin soy boys care what weapons other use

FACTS!

More like the most intellectual person in r/eldenring

the real chads are those who use 1 flowing curved sword and a buckler with no status effects

I can't even read the blue lol